Fucking tell me about it
>Teaching a climbing lesson to a group of dumb teenage slugs and their dad
>Just finished their supervised belay and are now allowed to do it on their own
>Dumb cunt drops her sister's rope to check her phone mid-climb.
THIS IS WHY WE USE AUTOLOCKING GRIGRIS.
when you tell a woman what to do, you need to tell her even the things you would consider obvious
imagine that you are talking to a small child who doesn't know or understand anything, be extremely thorough
Fuel System Repair. I crawl inside fuel tanks and replace components, fix leaks, and a bunch of other shit related to the fuel system.
Mike Rowe did an episode of our job once. Shit sucks but I actually don't mind the smell of fuel and the small spaces.
>hauling two fat bitches on a multiple pitch climb
>120 meters up, one of them slips
>Starts freaking out while bouncing against the sandstone on her stomach fat, flailing her stubby legs in every direction
>try to. Almost the whale down but she won't listen
>eventually just have to sit there and wait until she tires herself out
Fucking hysterical things they are. Like a scared pig.