ITT: We post our jobs Pubic Defender

>>53358400
>Pubic Defender

Crotch Destroyer

>>53358428
>flag
checks out

public masturbator

NEET naturalist

chick sexer

Single Shaman

Associate Project Manger: Corporate Real Estate

More like I fucking yell at GC's and vendors for not doing shit correctly while ass kissing the client the profession.

Professional Shitposter

I got my PhD from Yale.

Vélstjóri

administrative accounting at some butchers

Important Matters and Strategic Content Awareness Virtual Whip

>>53358400
My friend just got out of law school and is an assistant public defender. He's never been so stressed in his life and he gets paid shit.

Outdoor expedition leader. My whole job is preventing stupid people from dying while climbing a mountain, and preventing them from doing stupid shit.

Biotechnology Researcher

Emeritus Professor of Memeology

>>53358713
What does a biotechnology researcher do exactly m8
>>53358691
Used to something similar with snowmobile tours. Some people are fucking retarded.

>>53358905
Currently modifying the genes of plants

cultural enricher

>>53358905
Fucking tell me about it

>Teaching a climbing lesson to a group of dumb teenage slugs and their dad
>Just finished their supervised belay and are now allowed to do it on their own
>Dumb cunt drops her sister's rope to check her phone mid-climb.

THIS IS WHY WE USE AUTOLOCKING GRIGRIS.

>>53358400
I watched a documentary about you guys called Gideon's Army. I think like half the people on the documentary quit

>>53359092
>teaching a girl how to drive a snowmobile
>point to the throttle and say "this is the throttle"
>first thing she does is squeeze it has hard as she can
She fell of btw

>>53359281
when you tell a woman what to do, you need to tell her even the things you would consider obvious
imagine that you are talking to a small child who doesn't know or understand anything, be extremely thorough

Corporal in the navy.

Unemployed microbiology/biotech student

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Fuel System Repair. I crawl inside fuel tanks and replace components, fix leaks, and a bunch of other shit related to the fuel system.

Mike Rowe did an episode of our job once. Shit sucks but I actually don't mind the smell of fuel and the small spaces.

>>53359368
true

>>53359415
>Unemployed microbiology/biotech student
wow, it's me
STEM truly is a meme.

>>53359368
>hauling two fat bitches on a multiple pitch climb
>120 meters up, one of them slips
>Starts freaking out while bouncing against the sandstone on her stomach fat, flailing her stubby legs in every direction
>try to. Almost the whale down but she won't listen
>eventually just have to sit there and wait until she tires herself out

Fucking hysterical things they are. Like a scared pig.

>>53360202
Fucking autocorrect. "Try to calm her down" is what I meant to say.

Silicon Valley office drone

>>53359928
I have a job here in Biotech.

I'm moving to Switzerland though bc they get payed double here.

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fuck ass

>>53360380
they get payed double there*

>>53360446
Bæ bæ

Unsuccessful memetic engineer

>>53360503
Greenland seems like a fertile place for the growth of dank memes. Opposite climate of its name, Denmark, and Eskimo jokes.

>>53360446
>payed
>not once
>but twice
>even when correcting themselves

You are clearly a highly educated human being.

>>53360550
We're like just two guys who post from here. We need time to think new things up

Professor of raceology and haplogroupology

>>53360585
Quit being autistic, familia.

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>>53360778
>americans

Security guard in its own house aka NEET

town rapist

Blackjack dealer

Hairdresser

>>53362708
poofta

Simultaneous interpreter for Mandarin

Psychiatric nurse

Mobile software developer

>>53363516
Same!