>tfw no gf

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>>53355203

>tfw no qt brit gf with an annoying accent

test

>>53355271

iktf.

I wonder if qt brit girls even like American guys

>>53355314
Idk

I doubt it desu familia
Face it, if we can't get an American grill, no way we're getting a qt brit

>>53355272
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No bf

>>53355368
>>53355314

>Are you attractive?
If yes, see (1), if not:
>Are you rich?
If yes, see (1), if not:
>Are you willing to settle for ugly sluts?
If yes, see (1), if not:
>Are you willing to rape?
If yes, see (1) and (2), if not, see (3).

(1) They will like you
(2) Reported to CIA
(3) They won't like you

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>>53355203
>Tfw two gfs

>>53355453
This is good for all women, r-right?

Also how will rape get them to like me?

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>Sup anon
>Do you love Italy?
>If yes surely will not bother you to help right?

>>53355517

Yes, all women

>how will rape get them to like me

Stockholm syndrome? I goofed tbf, I meant fugging instead of liking, but it's basically the same.

In any case, British girls are not frigid at all, so you'll have a good shot if you're willing to approach a lot of them

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HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A GF

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>53355597
stop saying RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE for starters my bogan freind

>>53355597
Just be yourself m8

>>53355597

b-bags of sand

>>53355590
Thank you, anon
I will practice on American grills
I'll eventually make my way to the UK to conquer my dream

Any other advice? I'm American so make things simple for me

what does it feel like to be loved?

>>53355745
You ever have a dog
I think it's like that

>>53355517

Just ask them how their day was and when they start spewing their bullshit pretend to listen and nod your head while saying uh-huh.

>>53355745
Like getting fingered by a priest you used t think was cool

>>53355699

I can give you general advice. I used to be very afraid of approaching girls. That changed when I went on a trip with one of my best friends, he's a literal 9/10 chad who can get any girl within 5 minutes of meeting her (it's uncanny). He always trolls them though, I've never seen him take the process of talking to girls seriously. He kind of taught me how not to give a fuck by showing me that he doesn't, and then he basically forced me to approach girls and I realised how simple it was, especially when you're tipsy (but also when sober).

If you have any specific questions you can ask, I learned from the best so I consider myself knowledgeable. In any case, the key for me has simply been desensitising yourself to being nervous by talking to many girls in bars and clubs and whatever. If you don't want to approach a girl completely randomly, make eye contact and gauge her response. Eye contact is pretty much your biggest tool.

>>53355963
I want to try to approach random girls as practice.

What kind of things should I start a conversation with? Do I always compliment them? Is it okay to approach at places that aren't bars or nightclubs, like say a grocery store.

Is there a specific type of girl you think I should look for who puts out often?

Let's be real, when I go to UK I'm looking for a fuck, not date

A gf won't make you a happy person.

You enter what you think will be heaven but find yourself in hell within a few months.

How does it feel to get a gf after being gfless all your life?

>>53356677
>>53356451

>>53356333

Fugg I typed up a long-ass answer my mobile died, gimme a sec

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>tfw no bf

>>53356831
Take your time lad
I appreciate it btw

>>53356677
Like pooing in your own private loo, all to yourself

>>53356451
dis tbqhwy

The love goes away and you feel worse than before

>>53357085
>What kind of things should I start a conversation with?

Let's say you're at a bar and you notice a girl making eye contact, and you walk up to her. The key is this: a balance between confidence and humour. Don't be a clown with silly pick up lines, and don't be a super arrogant and serious dudebro. Find a balance. Make her laugh but make sure she knows you're not messing around. Start with a simple "how are you" or a compliment, see next section.
>Do I always compliment them?
Some guys will disagree but I always compliment a girl if I like her. Be cool with it, don't act like she's a goddess but give her a cheeky compliment.

The key is to find your own style by trial-and-error. For example, what I used to do is walk up to a girl and say something like "I came over to tell you you have the most beautiful eyebrows." It sounds cringe-tier and it doesn't work for everyone, but it was my staple and I had a lot of success with it. Of course some humourless girls will be like "wtf" but it's part of the challenge.
>Is it okay to approach at places that aren't bars or nightclubs, like say a grocery store
Yeah bro, do it. I don't do that a lot personally but I'll tell you one thing: if you become confident approaching girls in parks and stores, you will have an easy time at a bar or club, it'll be like going from the NBA to college football.
>Is there a specific type of girl you think I should look for who puts out often?
Hard to judge. I'd say make sure her friends are having fun too. Guys are cockblocked by girls a lot. You'll be kissing and dancing with a girl the whole night, and when you want to take her home her friends steal her away. She make sure her friends are not frigid and overly protective of her. If they are, either move on or try to make them like you.

Other things to look for: Is she very physical with you (touching you a lot). Is she at least tipsy? Does she allow you to touch her at certain places while in a club? Things like that.

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>tfw no gf

>>53357175
In today's World you've got to bring your A game every day, every hour and every fucking minute. No matter for how long you've been with a girl. See, because of how women today operate even the slightest moment of complacency or weakness on your part can make her leave a fully functional relationship.

Shit's tits.

>>53357268
True, it's so fucking stressful maintaining that shit.

My relationship has been going for a year. Went through many months of long distance because I met her overseas, and we finally live together and shit is just going downhill and I have no idea what to do

feels bad

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What do you even do with a girl?

Besides sex, I mean

>>53357492
Cuddle

C-can't love anybody and nobody can love you u-until you love yourself, right lads?

>>53357492
Cuddle?

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How do I stop being so cynical and negative? Is it really as think positive

>>53357492
That's my biggest hurdle. I don't even have anything in common with most girls. My hobbies as interests are very dry, niche, and male-oriented. Every time I talk to a girl on tinder, it's just cringy smalltalk until we establish we have nothing to talk about.

>>53357492
Raise a familia with her m8
Have kids and shit

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>tfw finnish gf

>>53357604
This so much

>>53357604
What are your interests? Can't be so bad Tbh

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>>53357627
>Finnish

Is that what she told you?

>>53357604
That means you've waited too long to ask her out tBh

>>53357568

Do you really think that's holding you back Kiwi bro?

I met my gf when I was mid way through therapy and I definitely wasn't happy then, I'm happy now.

Tfw no bf with cute slavic accent

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>>53355203

>>53357723

not really, its probs more along the lines of not having achieved anything, it doesn't help though

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Tfw no gf

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The Age of Loneliness (2016) - Moving BBC documentary about the increasing numbers of people experiencing loneliness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTPVEfVjMCY

>>53357768

You haven't accomplished anything?

Are you studying, working, anything on the side?

Talk to me

>>53357671
Paradox interactive autism games, brewing, and metal.
That pretty much sums up my life. I wake up, go to work at a >muh microbrewery, then 10-11 hours later I relax after work with some crusader kings and winterfylleth. I'm sure a girl who hits 2/3 of my main interests exists somewhere, but the chance of me meeting her is almost nonexistent.

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>>53357678

>>53357826

>tfw indulging in self-pity

Soz aussie bro, just being a Neet for 7 months after graduating is real fuckin lame.

>>53357917

What about your interests? What did you study?

>>53357877
Lel i hit 2/3 of your main interests. It's a shame i'm not gay tho
>but the chance of me meeting her is almost nonexistent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

>>53357987

chemistry. Applied for a job at plant and food research and there was 90 applicants. Fucked up the second interview too. Can't really do a lot where I am except go hunting occasionally. There is a river but the chances of catching fish is so shit I don't even bother. want money so i can buy a bike and a nice rifle.

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AHAHAHA FOKIN LOSERS I GET ANY GIRL I WANT AND THEY EVEN PAY ME 7 SILVER BECSUSE IMA FOKIN LEGEND AHAHAHAH


KILL YERSELVES SODOMITES

Even though I lol at dating advice at fucking four chain, but hear me out virggins. Your hobbies don't matter, and neither do hers. You just gotta be a fun guy, a guy who is positive, who makes her happy, laugh(not comedian laugh, but happy laugh. Cue picture "I make her laugh, he makes her wet") etc. You gotta make her want to be with you, and your hobbies whatever they are are unlikely to do that desu. Don't focus on making her the world, just focus on having a good time with her, and she will come thru.
If your idea of having a good time is autistic games, then Yea you won't find anyone I'm sorry. I'm like that myself, but pussy game is too good so I force myself to do normie fun things. They actually grow on you

>>53357997
>Lel I hate 2/3 of your main interests
No shit, we're dudes. I don't have any trouble making male friends, but my interests are so narrow, I only end up alienating girls.

>>53357183
en jij zegt dat jij geen normaaltje bent

opperkoek

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>>53357809
>put arrow on [Embed]
>hot girl

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>>53358305

>normaaltje zijn draait alleen om vrouwen
>normaaltjes palen om 6u op een site voor sjineze tekenfilms

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>get gf
>get cucked

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