Bored af so ask a Texan anything bread pls

>>53342246
1) Do you like football?
2) Have you ever eaten at Whataburger?
3) Hard shells or soft shells?

>>53342356
1. Yes, Wreck Em.
2. Green chile double with onion rings and a Dr. Pepper pls
3. Soft shell for life

How many guns do you have ?
Have you ever shot someone ? Or an animal ?
Is it hot right know ?
¿ Hablas español ?
How do people spend their summers in Texas ?

>>53342413
1. I have a shotgun for hunting/home defense purposes
2. Shot some dove way back in the day
3. It's breddy cold right now desu
4. Un poco
5. Typically hunting, fishing, floating down rivers, copious drinking, or just working.

>>53342469
Finland pls go

>>53342412
1) What team do you cheer for?
2) Have you ever visited Waco?
3) Do you remember the Alamo?

>>53342691
1. Tech and Notre Dame in college, Dallas for the NFL
2. Fuck Waco. I was there once and it's a shit.
3. Always. All Texans are born with memories of the Alamo.

>>53342533
Slow thread so more questions.
Have you seen Friday Night Lights ( the movie ) ?
Have you read the book ?
How big is high school football in Texas really ?
Tell me about Texas girls. Are they hot ?
Have you ever fucked a mexican grill ?

How do you feel about the Texans getting BTFO right now on live television?

Are you Ted Cruz?
Do you know Ted Cruz?
Did you vote for Ted Cruz?
Are you voting for Ted Cruz?

>>53342246
what do you do if an officer of the law stops you and demands to show him your driver's licence?

>>53342811
1. Yeah my cousin played for them so I've been to their stadium and everything as well. I'm also going to college in Odessa where they're from.
2. I've never read the book.
3. High school football is king in Texas. The movie was a bit dramatized but yeah businesses shut down to go watch the game and shit. It's nuts.
4. Texas grills are bae. Except when they're methed out.
5. I fucked a fat Mexican grill once. She bled on me. It ruined my favorite shirt. She had a black triangle near her asshole.

>>53342888
Go Cowboys.

>>53342469
fuk off pedo

>>53342981
I'm not Ted Cruz. Im one of the thirteen Texans who's feeling the Bern actually.

>>53343014
Kek. Good thread. I'll be back with more questions.

>>53342989
I reach into my wallet and give him my license. City cops are dicks but highway patrol is based.

>>53343164
I'll be here Frenchbro

>>53343113
B-but people in Texas are voting for Ted Cruz, r-right?>>53343164

>>53343255
I don't personally know anybody with a hardon for Cruz but I'm sure they're out there. Probably in Waco.

>>53342611
>only has 1 gun
>doesn't like lolis
You should have mentioned that you're gay in the OP.

>>53343342
Don't you have an alcohol problem and family to neglect, lesser Sweden?

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>>53343342
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
>>>/j/ail

>>53343462
>le smug fish pepe

>>53343722
Pls don't steal, it's quite rare

>>53343247
Do you consider yourself a Texan before an american ?
Are you of mexican ancestry ?
Is Texas seriously 40% or so mexican nowadays ?
Have you ever driven your car across state listening to music ? I'd like to do that.
Is Trump a meme ? Is he popular in Texas ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0

>>53342246
How many guns do you possess?

>>53343814
1. Yes I do.
2. My dad is Mexican and mom is white but I'm a big white dude with an accent. The only thing really Hispanic about me is my last name.
3. Yeah they're everywhere but most of them are cool af. Not like California Mexicans at all.
4. I drove from my hometown of Big Spring through Dallas, down to Houston, and back home through Austin just because once. I had Texas country blaring the entire way. It was a beautiful trip.
5. Nobody really has a choice candidate from what I've seen in my area. They'll vote for a republican regardless of who it is.

>>53343913
I have one shotgun

Steer or queer?

Have you seen the new Star Wars VII?

>>53344029
What would you do if they actually came to take your gun(s) ? Serious question.
What would Texans do ?
Do you see yourself ever living in southern california ? In another state ?
Spurs, rockets or mavs ?

Do you support Obamacare?

>>53344201
My high school mascot was the Steers so I guess Steer

>>53344355
I did and if given the opportunity I would marry Daisley Ridley, even with her bongistan accent.

>>53344384
1&2. I would probably join some sort of Texan militia group. Texas would be a battleground for decades afterwards.
3. I never plan on living anywhere else besides Texas. If I had to I would move to Portland because it's kinda like the Austin of the northwest.
4. I don't care for basketball but Mavs I guess because DFW

>>53344465
Nope. Universal healthcare or bust.

>>53342246
Is antofagasta good? I would like to move there?

>>53345321
Shitty Uruguay pls go

>>53345043
I spent a couple of summers in Portland when I was younger. People are nice but they're mega liberal.
Are you a christian by the way ? Catholic ?

>>53345555
I was raised Episcopalian but I'm more agnostic than anything nowadays.

>>53342246
I want to become a stereotypical Texan, what can I do to become that?

What radio should I listen to?
What should I wear?
What kind of accent should I try emmulate?

Hispanic lightskinned legal mexi-immigrant here. Pochos, mexican-americans, chicanos, mexifornians and other mexican diaspora need not to respond. Tejanos are allowed to respond.

>>53344029
>1. Yes I do.
What's the difference between a Texan and an American?

what do you think of europeans and specifically of meditaranean people?

>>53346004
Im considering changing my last name to a more Anglo sounding one if that helps

>>53342246
fake

>>53346044
Texans are bigger.

>>53346044
texans are superior

We should make our state flag the national flag. #1 we can already fly it the same height #2 the national flag is too clustered and annoying af #3 the Texas flag is pretty much a simpler version of the national flag anyway

>>53348886
>we
>our

>>53349074
I live in Texas and am Texan u dumbass

>>53342533
It isn't that cold you weak faggot