A whole thread, for me?
This integration only gets better and better <3
Thank (You), I'll give you anything in return for this :3
l-lewd desu!! my puffy vulva is sweating due to lewdness!!
You are already lewd if your vulva's puffy. It's calling to me.
l-lewd! I need to do 12 hail marys now because of your lewd influences!
I like you.
Here's a little conversation I had with my landlady about this at dinner,
>"So anything on the news?"
>"Trying to stir up conversation I guess"
>Me:"Well I did read about the sexual assault epidemic in Cologne"
>"I heard about it, tell me more"
>"About 1000 cases reported, suspects are men of North African and Arab descent"
>"You should be careful about what you read in the Media, they can't be trusted, they will spread lies about the refugees to make them look bad"
>TFW this is true but only to make the refugees like dindu muffin
We can do that 2gether later bby ;)
They cover up what the majority of people think here. Like the numbers at the PEGIDA demos. Everybody is rude against yuropoors here
I'm pure and only share lewds with the ones I truly love
>I'm pure and only share lewds with the ones I truly love
>she doesn't know everyone here is a village bicycle
>she's a virgin
pray before bed, or my pastor will never hit me with a stick if I don't repent
It's like the left is trying to destroy Western Civilization. They will come for us in the East next once they are done. In fact their virus is already slowly spreading amongst us.
What a time to be alive. At least I have (You) even if all of our rights will be taken away.
Pls don't ruin my hopes
[spoiler]Please give me a pure qt /asean/ friend :3[/spoiler]
You shouldn't repent otherwise your pastor will hit you ;_;
We don't beat people in Orthodoxy
Now my dignity has been destroyed
It actually seems to me that the Philippines are very left, much more so than other asian countries. Is it because the USA have such a big influence there?
I haven't finished, we don't beat people, we whip them in Orthodoxy just like in 50 Shades of Grey
Have you seen what we do with communist?
Also, if you're on about LGBT or equal rights protesters, etc. Filipinos won't care as long as you're a productive member of society, gifted at something and most importantly, if you follow the church. That's why Philippines is one of the most gender equal, there's almost as many women running companies and a lot of popular comedians are gay, despite no legislations guaranteeing protection discrimination against them.
>fugg church grills
lair, their tatay will bolo you to pieces
It's okay I-I'm a masochist....
t-that's lewd desu! I pee a little in excitement when that happens to me
We have a whole dungeon for that sort of stuff in the Orthodox Church.
Catholicism wouldn't give you the freedom you want. Only Orthodoxy.
Are lolis the solution to people who has fallen to depravity and save their lives.
>I will not renew my subscription and pay for a Netflix Philippines account because of the lackluster selection in both the movies and TV show sections. The U.S. TV series I want to watch are not (yet?) available so I’ll just be paying for nothing. I hope Netflix would license and release more content in the Philippines because having access to its original content is the only perk of having a Netflix PH account right now.
s-sex dungeon? W-wouldn't the people praying above hear the moanings and the lustful things going on down stairs? Is the priest okay with it?
pls /asean/ needs to free from such things, s-so delet
The dungeon is used after Liturgy where everyone who did wrong must go to be punished.
I remember spending time there for wearing miniskirt to church.
who bitch is dis?
did you not get stinky? they must've smelt your stinky part when you had to walk out with a buttplug
I bath before going to church so all they smell is honey
I want to meet sakurahime poster and integration for real
I want to meet (You) too and propose for real <3
>the current year
>not having spaghetti and sausages on toast for breakfast
It's not shitposting when you're doing it in the right thread.
I think Gina Rinehart should be allowed to test her nuclear bombs all over Australia.
>Even if you use anonymous profiles or rent computers in a public shop, the Anti-Cybercrime Group of the Philippine National Police has means of tracing their location and identities.
What would you do, if you were in control of a political party?
>party leader must visit all 81 provinces plus 18 NCR cities
>an answer and question conference is held where locals are allowed to ask anything
>press conference would only be regionally
>visit, walk and talk with everyone and learn what their wants are and what they're most concerned about
>leader must personally look into the candidates that will run under my party based on skill
>If anyone is found to be corrupt or have committed a crime that party mate will be ejected from the party and my party will help the prosecutors punish the individual
>all the funds for candidates will be centralised and controlled by a council of party officials
>will enforce strict "whip system", anyone party mate who disagrees to not follow party opinion or guidlines will be threaten to be kicked out of the party and have his or her election fundings and political support cut off
>if any party member objects to party policy he or she can either shut up or resign/quit
>will enforce party conformity, everyone will wear the same and wear formal or smart clothes
>party members will have to be required to create weekly overviews of what they have done in office and explain why they took those course of actions and it's complications
>party policy will be done by consensus in the party
>party members will also include youth group and generally subscribed party supporters
>party leadership will be chosen by vote from all party members
>independent council with powers will be formed by the party's loyal youth group and party supporters will be formed to decide whether a candidate has broken party tenants
>all candidates are required to fly the Philippine flag in their backyard or outside their window and will do a flag ceremony every Monday even if it is just them
>when speaking on national media the candidate must speak Filipino, if local media, candidate is allowed to speak local dialect or language or both
I was just having piano lessons but then I spaced out and imagined an arcade piano rhythm game where the machine is in fact a full scale piano, you can see where the notes fall towards to like beatmania or Synthesia and then I imagined how multiplayer would work like Co-op but imagined a VS. Then, the dual keyboard edition is called Tag.
I hate having autism. I wish I was more normal than that. I failed my dreams again.
b-ban anime?? But my party is called "UKAP" (United Kingdom Anime Party)
>a fly just flew down near the rim of the mug
>I watched it bow down and rub its hands singing praises to some deity
>it constantly kisses the puddle of muddy water
>I raise my hand onto it
>it panics, goes full autismo
>suddenly decides its life is over, goes harakiri
>spreading foul election memes lead online libel
>Anti-cybercrime police warned paid trolls spreading destructive memes against politicians
the future is a strange place
r-rude I'm offended by that, that's no where near the retarded shit /pol/ coughs up.
I bet you like to hit elementary children with your teaching stick because you ain't getting paid enough
You could always go middle ground desu
that's shitty american politics, they never look for a different way a third way, that's why they will always be shit.
>teaching children using textbooks written by anti-colonial authors instead of new textbooks written by NWO authors
that's naughty anon :^)
I've actually read somewhere that DepEd replaced the old history textbooks because it was written by anti-American colonist authors from 1940s or later with authors from more recent generations because the opinions of anti colonialist authors are "outdated" :^)
>What would you do, if you were in control of a political party?
Do like any normal political party does but with good rewards, i'd reward high performing municipalities/cities officials, compliance and top taxpayers, random 1000 citizens and just anybody who does good for the country get 10/10 prostitutes.
I'll tell you why, it's lack of pussy that fucks countries up, lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability, if more people were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for global instability.
punishment is for the naught, you ain't a naughty.
See you on the battlefield soon, heathen.
>ASAP is doing a debut party for Liza
>SPS has a tribute to a dead guy
I don't have one of those black box that they keep advertising, I heard they had a channel that has re-runs of old sineskwela eps and matang lawin, along with a channel that shows the old cheesy 80s action flip movies.
>not liking masses of idiot indios to work for dirt cheap and baited by products / service like a good livestock
At the end stupid Flips are still better workers than indogs from what I can infer from my neighbor who has a business there.
t. Boy Abunda
It's still more fucking useful that seeing attention whores talking about their love lives or twerking on national television
I wouldn't mind for the government to set up an educational and history channel. Revive Sineskwela with new cast. I also want more flips to learn about Filipino history to be honest rather than follow US aeta culture
But if a brown girl refugee gets raped in Europe, it's still the brown girl's fault isn't?
I pirate books and manuals.
this is true
why is everybody else muslim? :(
>Stop Watch porn
>Thought I close all tabs
>Raise volume to 50%
>Hear moans for 1-2 sec
I wonder if my sisters know I'm watching porn.
Since there's nothing to do. Posting my tea time from my ward
she's 100% chink. Just well integrated.
here she's when she's Thai
Do you reckon this is bf or 1 night stand?
Who was the celebrity posted yesterday that looks like Jenna Coleman? Cathryn or something?
>allowing them to sink
trust me goy the will bring more series soon
In the meantime give me your hard earned shekels
Just picked up 1kg of bacon at alfamart desu senpai
Nah There's no alfamart here, that bag is from my holiday in indo last week
How can I prove it? Is pic related good enough?
woops forgot to convert it from mathrunes.