Vocaroo Thread

>>53335270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0anJlhXwTfp

>>53336388
good stuff 9/10

Only things to really work on would be fluidity but pronunciation was excellent

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>>53336388
>and sawdust Caesars
It's "or of" but it was pretty much fine.

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>>53339343
>that screencap
fug :DDD

>>53339655
Your secret is safe with me.

>>53335270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RvojDucFIl r8

Let's get some Portuguese going

>>53341242

Pretty much flawless. The only weird thing was the way your voice sounded, it sounded like you were putting on a deeper voice than you normally have. Overall 9.5/10

>>53339655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0HL1H1WSgk

>>53341242
Sounded like you stuttered a bit over "can and will build" but otherwise it was fine. Werk on intonation.

>>53341426
I have a slight cold so my voice is a tiny bit raspy but other than that it's how I sound

>>53341486
>werk on intonation
If I'm just reading some text without emotion I'm not gonna use intonation, I'm not trying to sound like a voice actor over here

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>no one posts Finnish

>>53335270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G7P9BceU93

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btw
http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread

>>53341922
Mennään Abessiniaan
neekereitä kiusaamaan!
Neekerit on rumia -
niillon huulet kumia!
Ne polttaa oopiumia! (Nirri pois!)
Jee!

Ryssät haisee pahalle!
Juutalaiset rahalle!
Hintit esinahalle,
ja spurgut autonvahalle!
Ne kaikki töihin sahalle ja (Nirri pois!)
Jee!

>>53341964
Allies was pronounced a little strangely, sounded like you were saying ollies. Heritage also has a sounded h, you pronounced it as eritage.

It was still entirely legible though.

>>53343077
post more english to read Dougal

>>53343366
It would be difficult for terrorists to mount a nuclear attack on a U.S. city, but
such an attack is plausible and would have catastrophic consequences, in one
scenario killing over a half-million people and causing damage of over $1 trillion.
Terrorists or rogue states might acquire a nuclear weapon in several ways. The
nations of greatest concern as potential sources of weapons or fissile materials are
widely thought to be Russia and Pakistan. Russia has many tactical nuclear weapons,
which tend to be lower in yield but more dispersed and apparently less secure than
strategic weapons. It also has much highly enriched uranium (HEU) and weaponsgrade
plutonium, some said to have inadequate security. Many experts believe that
technically sophisticated terrorists could, without state support, fabricate a nuclear
bomb from HEU; opinion is divided on whether terrorists could make a bomb using
plutonium. The fear regarding Pakistan is that some members of the armed forces
might covertly give a weapon to terrorists or that, if President Musharraf were
overthrown, an Islamic fundamentalist government or a state of chaos in Pakistan
might enable terrorists to obtain a weapon. Terrorists might also obtain HEU from
the more than 130 research reactors worldwide that use HEU as fuel.
If terrorists acquired a nuclear weapon, they could use many means in an
attempt to bring it into the United States. This nation has many thousands of miles
of land and sea borders, as well as several hundred ports of entry. Terrorists might
smuggle a weapon across lightly-guarded stretches of borders, ship it in using a cargo
container, place it in a hold of a crude oil tanker, or bring it in using a truck, a boat,
or a small airplane.

>>53343610
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0suwqYclNMG took a while, reading all of this was raping my throat so I had to go brew some tea and try again (some fuck up near the end since I was reading it for the first time as I read it aloud)

Anyone say "DAS IST EIN BEFEHL" pls

>>53344652
You said 130 strangely, but the rest of it was quite fine, aye.

>>53345283
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MBSSGdAmuT

i request 1mil off the debt for my services

>>53345400
Pretty noice

>>53345322
The english "r" is different than the finnish one, so if I slip into my thoughts (and thus stop focusing on speaking) it can sound weird. Also it was around that part where I had to start reading the text for the first time as I went along so the rhythm was a bit less natural

>>53345283
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WgaDZLZvW0

>>53345890
>böföl
ayyy

>>53345890
boooooooooo

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>>53345979
>>53345991
I DON'T SPEAK GERMAN SO CALM DOWN

>>53345890
Daww, you pronounced Befehl like a French word
Try to pronounce it like Petros >>53345400

>>53346022
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kKjAuRBm0u 4 u

>>53345283
>DAS IST EIN BEFEH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gXfOILSJ2h

Stehen Sie auf!!!

>>53346052
I see, thanks
>>53346086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05VVMBkBaS8

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LUjcAHZDmx

>>53341964
I love the accent

>>53343610
Thanks for the help. Here is another one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07sPNtPp8ll

>>53346157
I didn't know Geordies could read. Bravo, m'lady.

>>53346157
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>53346122
r8 my murrica accent
>>53344652

>>53346022

Pierre, the other friend guy's in the poker room. He's fricking based, this is awesome.

>>53346376
The way you pronounce diphthong's is pretty Finnish, but you sound like you spent a year or two stateside.

Try to say, could, would, hood, mood, shoot, reliance

>>53346280
You said fissile incorrectly and "guard" should be more like "gard", but it was mostly fine.

>>53346283
I am not one of those friend

>>53335270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yaq7rhRNb4

>>53346631
I can't tell the difference between Northern English accents. Blackpool?

>>53346157
> I love the accent
:3
I wish I had your tbqh. Cheers.

>>53346668
You need to try and slow down. It sounded like you said insecurity instead of in security (insecurity is the opposite of security), for example, but you pronounced the words fine. Just take your time, lad.

>>53346569
Who ?

>>53346575
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VTyFxJHwzd

>>53346879
thanks for the advice m8

Ukraine boy in thread, waiting some requests in english, deutsch, islenska or something that spells same

>>53346983
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VTyFxJHwzd
80% there. You can work on it more. I'll do my neutral 'professional' accent; try and emulate as closely as possible

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QEHF8vrWjt

I want to see someone try this:

Hola, como estan? Me llamo Juan, y me gusta comer pan. Durante el dia, tomo mate y miro porn con mi abuela. Mi abuela tiene cien años, pero tambien le gusta el porn. Aveces, cuando tengo mucho miedo, mi abuelita me hace un te que me calma completamente. No se que le pone, pero por alguna razon, funciona.

Mi tio, Gabriel, es medio puto, pero el tambien aveces me hace un te especial. Su te me da una ereccion, entonces lo tomo cuando estoy por cojer a tu madre. Necesito este te porque si no, mi pito queda chiquito.

>>53346714
I'm very close to Newcastle. I figured you knew the different places that's all
>>53346861
yw
>>53346983
Great voice

>>53347161
Max?

Kievan Rus' was a loose federation of East Slavic tribes in Europe from the late 9th to the mid-13th century, under the reign of the Rurik dynasty. The modern peoples of Belarus, Ukraine, and Russia all claim Kievan Rus' as their cultural ancestors.

>>53347220
I think I read something dirty

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19aAWJ45AcQ

>>53347189
Was making and eating sandwiches, took a while. Anyway I really can't do em better than I already did, right now that is (if I repeated them for a day they'd probably sound better), just sounds the same.

>>53347391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EqXRNU7ODj

Say someone "Nehay zhyve vil'na Ukrayina, smer't vorogam!"

>>53348067
You pronounced "v" as "w". It made me feel good. Europe should be pronounced more like "yurop", but otherwise it was perfectly fine. You have an accent but it's very clear.

>>53348201
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vijpn0Hm8T

>>53348201
I will say it if you post it in Cyrillic

>>53348315

>>53348323
It was funny, cause slavic languages need spell something stronger, dunno

>>53348566
Heхaй живe вiльнa Укpaїнa, cмepть вopoгaм!

>>53335270
Can I be an American now?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NDXnnRWNDW

>>53348724
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YmoVdEqTJS

>>53348782
post norwegian plz

Your American accent confuses me... Why the fuck do continentals always have Yank accents

>>53348782
Shit, you sound more American than me, and I was born here

>>53348950
American media > British media

American military bases > British military bases

Gimme some poem or something like this

>>53349097
r8 >>53348787

>>53349097
Want some Yeats?

I know that I shall meet my fate
Somewhere among the clouds above;
Those that I fight I do not hate,
Those that I guard I do not love;
My country is Kiltartan Cross,
My countrymen Kiltartan's poor,
No likely end could bring them loss
Or leave them happier than before.
Nor law, nor duty bade me fight,
Nor public men, nor cheering crowds,
A lonely impulse of delight
Drove to this tumult in the clouds;
I balanced all, brought all to mind,
The years to come seemed waste of breath,
A waste of breath the years behind
In balance with this life, this death.

>>53349137
I like this, you know, it's not ideal but much better than others

>>53349195
Can you figure out my first language from it?

>>53349258
Polska?

>>53349295
Yep, that was fast

>>53349170
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LfzAUAsthS

>>53335270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y38izrhA99

>>53349170
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w8q2Pz2ODF

>>53349361
Absolutely fine, lad.

>>53349557
One thing. You are pronouncing you "th" like "z".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZoCfWdFHns

Watching this should better help you understand the sound. Watch out for words like the, that, there, because you are pronouncing them zuh, zat, and zere.

>>53349557
You seem to mix up v and w, pronouncing w as v and v as w. It's still understandable. Th is more like a "d" sound but lighter, rather than a "z" sound.

What part of Ukraine are you from?

>>53349894
North Ukraine, near Kiev. Wait, what? I always thought that v and w haven't any difference.

>>53349989
Nope, they are different.

What
Water
Window

Vase
Above

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FVNOv5hMFU

>>53350120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nDirg7lcsG

>>53348950
Most native English speakers have an American accent. And I'm trying to emulate a native speaker, so it's logical to use the most common accent.

I also think American media was a lot more prominent and widely available in my formative years than British media. Although I do consume a lot of British media, too...

Norwegian:
Mitt navn er Kristopher, eks lokomotivforer
sonn av en skipsreder. Eg var hans stedfortreder
Eg blei tatt hånd om av ei nonne i et kloster
Eg gjekk i tjeneste for mitt land og kom heim som krigsoffer
Og eg blei lam i frå livet og ner
Og mitt navn blir ikkje lenger nevnt når folk ber
For ingen husker gamle Kristopher
Han som redda fem liv for sjolv å bli et krigsoffer

With accompanying song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RgXRe2qqjM

It's in a nice dialect, but I won't deduct points if you use Standard Eastern Norwegian.

>>53350254
Yeah, that's exactly it.

>>53350281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00JH1ing5m4 my shitty attempt

Wanna some Icelandic, but there nowhere

>>53349170
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EvzoiiA893

>>53349170
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mvmyrCqRyU

Anyone know Russian? Looking for advice/critique on my pronunciation.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aoQkrfQlGG

Кyдa, кyдa, кyдa вы yдaлилиcь,
вecны мoeй злaтыe дни?
Чтo дeнь гpядyщий мнe гoтoвит?
Eгo мoй взop нaпpacнo лoвит:
в глyбoкoй тьмe тaитcя oн!
Heт нyжды; пpaв cyдьбы зaкoн!
Пaдy ли я, cтpeлoй пpoнзённый,
иль мимo пpoлeтит oнa, -
вcё блaгo; бдeния и cнa
пpихoдит чac oпpeдeлённый!
Блaгocлoвeн и дeнь зaбoт,
блaгocлoвeн и тьмы пpихoд!

>>53349170
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gxKUccRbSI

Hey lads who wants to try some more br songs, im bored right now so pls :^)
Se a lenda dessa paixão
Faz sorrir ou faz chorar
O coração é quem sabe
Se a lua toca no mar
Ela pode nos tocar
Pra dizer que o amor não se acabe

>>53350281
If it wasn't 1 am and people weren't sleeping I'd try to sing it. It's a nice song. Post more Norwegian music?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pVpRjuLNwZ

>>53350686
Only thing I would nitpick would be the way you said breath. It sounded like you were pronouncing the th as an f. Other times you made the th sound perfectly fine.

>>53350844
Again, pretty much perfect.

>>53351005
Some of the words sound like Cheryll Cole.
Also >mispronouncing tumult when non-native speakers got it perfect
C'mon.

>>53351005
Relaxing voice and lovely accent :3

>>53347220
You native Spanish speaker?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14Wy1eiHVPm

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RDNvD7ScAF some extremely cheeky karaoke to spruce things up

>>53351048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h13gkqfm0p

>>53351048

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qiI1qfKIVB

I was waiting for a huehue to get here

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I wish bumping a thread was a paid job desu

Good night in advance lad(ie)s :^)

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;_; not one of my numbers matched the powerball

>>53356655

ayy lpicrelated

>>53350944
кyдa, not кyтa
вы, not вyы
мoeй, not мoe
Чтo should sound kind of like штo, not whatever you pronounced it as.
в, not ви
пpoнзённый, not пpoзёний
пpoлeтит, not пpoлaйтит
пpихoдит, not пpикoтит
зaбoт, not, жaбoт
You outright missed a huge amount of soft sounds, which can often completely change the meaning of the word. Like yгoл (angle), and yгoль (coal).

Your accent is far better than almost any American, yet you fuck up seemingly really trivial things. That's mostly a compliment, but you still have a lot to work on.

Also, nice singing