russia is so enormous that you can get one hectare of land for

this looks like old computer part throwed away on the ground

>>53334739
Ok, where is my hectare?

>>53334830
pardon? tu es francaise

this is for people with russian nationality, like Depardieu

>>53335069
Français* françaisE would be feminine and im a dude.

But how does that stop me from getting this hectare ?

>>53335143
I see, well I don't think being Russian would be worth it, even for that free hectare you promised me

>>53335250
you should firstly get russian passport, nyan

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>>53335143
My people came from Siberia, give land please.

>>53334739
>implying I give a fuck about having several acres big garden if I'm living in a shit country
no thanks

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Ayy lmao

Your business will also be extorted by mafia for free.

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>>53334739

I already have enough nothingess within the borders of my own cunt.

>>53334739
I rather live in an actual city than in the middle of nowhere where you can't meet another human being unless you travel for 2-3 days.

>>53334739
I like volcanoes

>>53334739
its about far east of Russia? had they accepted that law?

>>53334739
One hectare is literally nothing in exchange of going in the middle of nowhere.

I live on a twelve acre farm already. A hectare is a downgrade.

>>53334739
>you can get one hectare of land for free if you wish
Where can i claim my finnish clay?

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also russian are not afraid of nuclear attack, coz metro is deep enough to hide in it

>>53335682
Does daddy own it? :^) Yeah you ain't got shit bradley

>>53335682
what are You growing? Maize?

hello pls gib hectare

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while erropeans can only go to piss in their metro

>>53335749

Do you have blast doors in your metro system like in Metro 2033?

>>53334739
That would cost around $3000 in the midwest.

I bought 20 acres for $10,000 years ago

>>53335807
Nah m8 it's a trap, you actually have to become Russian citizen to get that free hectare. I almost fell for it

>>53334739
Russia is also a corrupt shithole
>Doctor beats a patient to death because he complained and the nurses help cover up for him, he was caught by a security camera

http://video.rambler.ru/programma/novosti-segodnya/proisshestviya/v-belgorode-vrach-do-smerti-izbil-pacienta/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=nGx6RrpxFF8

>>53334739
>one hectare of slav-russo soil.

No thanks

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>>53334739
my benis is so enormous i give your baba and your mama a ride, same time.

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>>53335143
Or Roy Jones!

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>>53335603
hi buddy

>>53335896
Living below sea level is better?

>>53335958
how many will take advantage of this law?

>>53335868
may be

>>53335875
He was beaten to death for being asshole and nurse harassment.

>>53334739
That better be a claysoil then, sand can get the fuck out

>>53335958
does that say Russian can get free land? also let me guess is it only available in Siberia

>>53336096
RIDF DAMAGE CONTROL

Your country is a 3d world shithole ran by a sociopathic dictator, maybe that's why you're always so butthurt

>>53336155

up to 1 hectare of free land in far-East Russia for citizens of RF

>>53336182
Atleast they have a leader. They have a direction.
France is just a fucking clusterfuck with a betamale muppet on top.

>>53336182
You are right.

>>53336155
Meanwhile Putin prefers Spain.

>>53336251
In that respect, what is Funland

>>53336251
Direction to nakhuy is Russian direction from our leader (director)

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>>53336291
Dank ass funland.

>>53335758
Used to.
>>53335792
Yep. Such is life in the Midwest.

>>53336236
This is the reason why I love Russia

>>53336251
If POOtin is so great why isnt russia 1st world

RIDF 0- 1 Rest of the world

>>53336296
Could Russia exist without a single strong leader? (Instead of a group of people)

kowloon is fucking rad

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When will you return the lands you stole from us?

>>53336008
yes it is, statistics prove that

>>53336365
Russia is a bunch of strong people.

>>53336381

They'll return the lands alright. In the form of the Finskaja oblast.

>>53336402
XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA

>>53336364
ask russians, why isn't france white?

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>>53336402

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>>53336490

>>53334739
In siberia?

>>53336402
So strong that they have to live under a autocracy in order to control them?

>>53336582
Isn't that obvious?

>>53336490
Russians don't have christmas stupid.

>>53336381
you mean conquered your land? declare war and try to take back, lel

>>53336612
At_last_I_truly_see.jpeg

>>53336614
We have, you stupid

>>53336614
it was 07.01.16. Orthodox Christmas.

>>53336679
>>53336693
Orthodox christmas, not real christmas, I am very sorry.

>>53336709
russkies have knock-off christmas, why doesnt it surprise me

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i think they want to move the population to the east, to china. What will you do? do you know anyone who already decided to take the land?

>>53336709
if You write Christmas with a little "c" - Christmas isnt for You. I am so sorry.

>>53336614
we have right christmas, not your holiday of hypocrisy

i am russian
this free hectare in a field in 10-20 km out of cities, without roads, electricity, water, etc

and after 5 years local gocerment can take it back without any reason

>>53336788
you have country of hypocracy though

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>>53336835

>and after 5 years local gocerment can take it back without any reason

>>53336847
russia is most sincere country in the world
go "refugees welcome" with fake smiles hating them inwardly

>>53334739
>russia is so enormous
More like a enormous shithole.

>>53336976
sincere pile of shit

>>53336922
http://xn--80aaggvgieoeoa2bo7l.xn--p1ai/

>>53337044

>that link

>>53336922
he just can't read. >>53335958 It clearly says that if the land is in active use, then you can take it for free. If you don't use it, then they take it back and give it to someone other.

>>53337160
welkom to russian internet, burzhui

>>53337023
nothing to say? go watch mudslim destroing your contry and raping fraincaise

>>53337262
its no worse than chechens raping your sisters

>>53337206

>live in Russia
>wild bears
>wild babushkas
>wild drivers
>wild meteors
>wild internet

not for the faint-hearted

>>53337181
>then you can take it for free
and when you FOR YOUR MONEY will build infrastructure, some business etc.
corrupt authorities get back it from you and sell it to someone else.

welkom to russia

>>53337317
chechens in russia have no rights unless clean the streets

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> 2.24 persons per km2
> population density

>>53337382
i suppose that is why poutine is blocking your media from reporting kadyrov is one of his main enemies and the only way he could passify him was to give him southern russia.

>>53337376
>corrupt authorities get back it from you and sell it to someone else.
do you have any ideas what are you talking about?
The law is not even active and you already post shit about it. Go away.

>>53337484
>law is not even active
in russia its always like this
stop diskussing it, argue that is just ridiculous

dont beleave this anon, burzhues

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Pycня eбaнyлacь!Tyдa кaтopжaн ccылaли-зoнa нeпpигoднaя для пpoживaния людeй!

>>53337656
>Tyдa кaтopжaн ccылaли-зoнa нeпpигoднaя для пpoживaния людeй
и гдe cвязь? тaм oдин чeлoвeк нa квaдpaтный миллиoн килoмeтpoв
в кpaйнeм cлyчae мoжнo взять pyжъё и oтcтpeливaть быдлo

вceм пoхyй бyдeт

>>53337633
>in russia its always like this
woaw tell me more about it. I dont know shit about russia. Go away.

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>>53337713
Дa ты хyйлaн книжкy пoчитaй хoть кaкyю o cвoeй cpaнoй poдинe

>>53337717
>I dont know shit about russia.
because you fucking traitor who get paid for bullshit about russian
WE ARE FINE! RUSSIA STRONG!! LOOK!!

wellkome to new DPRK, the best country in the world

>>53337883
я paзвe cпopил c тoбoй?
ccылaли, и чтo? oни cдoхли и зeмлю зaгpязнили или чтo?

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>>53335668

>>53338215
Имeлocь в видy, чтo ни oдин aдeквaтный чeлoвeк в этy дыpy дoбpoвoльнo нe пoeдeт.

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>>53335868
all of metro's doors when sealed are able to withstand a nuclear attack

>>53338440
>чтo ни oдин aдeквaтный чeлoвeк в этy дыpy дoбpoвoльнo нe пoeдeт
тaм мoжнo cкaзaть и o poccии в цeлoм

>>53337656
Пpям кaк aвcтpaлия.

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>>53338215
Oп чo хвacтaeт, caм пycкaй пилит в cибиpь.

>>53338556
B итoгe в этoй дыpe живyт 140кк+ чeлoвeк.

>>53336648
Not actually, it was given.
The Soviets offered those areas "back" 3 times and got turned down.

>>53338648
Warum du bist unter österreichischen flag?

also i can say that for russian girl having relationship with black guy is shamefully and scorned, while erropean girls do it under the guise of tolerance

>>53338648
нa пикчe кcтaти Чeхия (Košice-Luník IX)

>>53338650
кaк бyдтo y них ecть выбop
y тeх y кoгo ecть дeньги oн и пpaвдa ecть, нo c дeньгaми вeздe нeплoхo

>>53338726Das geht dir nichts an

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>>53338755
Ha тeбe poдинy

>>53338726
Because he's a massive faggot who can't stop posting pro-Putin, and is instantly recognisable. Hypocritical as fuck.

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>>53339398
кaк я paд чтo живy в Mocквe

>>53339398
нy и чe? этo хyдший вapиaнт тoмy шo ceлo в хyдшee вpeмя гoдa, и тo лaмпoвo

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>>53339421
Noch einer untermensch, Baltishe hure.

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>>53334739
Moar Che

>>53334739
It's a ruse, you won't get a hectare in moscow or petersburg and if you live elsewhere you'll just be exploited by them

I love Russia, my excuse is u don't choose where you're born so fml

>>53335682
>acre
L E L

How many hogsheads of gas does your car use?

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>>53339492
Дык мocквa нe yльянoвcк c чeлябинcкoм дa читoй.

>>53339821
you know nothing about life here
how can you love it

>>53334739
>one hectare of land for free
You forgot to mention that this hectare will be located in Far East with zero infrastructure.

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>>53335421

gibe plox! :3

>>53340301
Get Russian citizenship, it would be easy for you beacause you are churka, after that get land in fucking nowhere in Eastern Siberia.

What's the average land value in Russia?

>>53340480
You forgot that he is from Turkey.

>>53340565
About zero.

>>53340587
He can say that Erdogan is BAD AND SHIET and become a celebrity in news, kek. Tell how Erdogan is bad fascist dictator who promotes only interests of Turks.
>>53340565
A fuckload in Moscow and Saint Petersburg.
A little less in cities and suburbs with million population, and small moneys for small cities and their suburbs.
And this hectare in Far East... I dunno tвн, probably very very cheap and nobody would need it.

I wish Kowloon Walled City still existed.

Then why do you live in commie blocks with shitty neighbors?

>>53340784
Why?

>>53334739
We had a 120 hectare farm as kid. We had dirtbikes, AMV's, Buggies and etc, also dynamite that was used to blow up large rocks from the farm fields. Guns too. (one full auto AK and the police would never visit because we lived so far away)

And if that sounds bit dangerous the reason is because it was, i have broken my every limb at least once.

>>53339119
Fick dich, hurensonhe

>>53341992
Yeah, but unlike 50 years ago, a lot of that stuff is illegal nowadays. Glorious days when you could just go to the shop and buy dynamite to blow up stones and shit are over and nowadays you have to get at least "exploder's" papers which is quite hard if you don't work on the field... Gun laws are also going to stricter and stricter direction... I hope SDP+vas+vihr never enter the government again or guns and all other fun stuff will be totally banned.

>>53341992
Tell me more pls. You moved to the town? Got some job? Dont you miss your life at a farm? What was the infrastructure at your farm? Did you have only electricity?

shitland at shitcountry for shitpeople

>>53334817
*That looks like an old computer part that was thrown away.

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>>53343615
This was not so long ago though, have sub-potato quality footage from our cottage. I'm 18 now.
>nowadays you have to get at least "exploder's" papers which is quite hard if you don't work on the field...
We had those. And just made the gun semi-auto again once we sold it.
>>53343735
>You moved to the town?
Yes, living alone in a 90 000€ apartment.
>Got some job?
Studying.
>Dont you miss your life at a farm?
No :D
>What was the infrastructure at your farm?
Pristine.
>Did you have only electricity?
Yes. We also had a large generator if the electricity got cut out because the repairs might take days due to a remote location.

>>53334739
I recommended going into the Russian East and claiming this land but Russians always laughed at my efforts, saying it's shit, I will die/be bored 24/7, alcohol, -40, poor, bla bla

>>53335864
if you're going to shitpost, at the very leaset try to make it look like you've tried

>>53344244
Also childhood was harsh and infernal because australia tier internet

>>53344244
> Yes, living alone in a 90 000€ apartment.
f u c k y o u

[i]living with parents$sis in one room for 22 years[/i]

>>53344299
But it is true. Or do you think our governemnt will create infrastructure for new villages, lol?
http://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/overlay=temp/orthographic=90.73,44.58,455
Here you go. You can click on the map. Pretty much -40 C.
Only a person who lives in Vladivostok or Habarovsk may be can affort to have this land.
So he can just go there in summer.
>>53344244
>90 000
Its a 1 room flat in Moscow with the current Euro/rouble))))))
Pretty good for a student. How did you get that if you lived on a farm? Or a farm did give you some profit?
>>53344569
I know that feel. But my family has 3 flats in Moscow. I am 23 and live with them so that we can get moneys from lending 2 flats.

>your excuse, int?
Excuse for what exactly?

>>53341086

Cyberpunk as fuck

It's the closest we've come to a self-contained arcology

>>53344650
>>53344569
98 squares, 2 toilets (???), 3 rooms + a big kitchen and a living room + storage rooms. Parquet floors n shit. (Siberia tier location city/town)
Also, I actually live with a friend.
>How did you get that if you lived on a farm?
Parents runned a big foster family.
>Or a farm did give you some profit?
Yes, until EU fucked it up.

>>53344244

Yeah, but if you are using the dynamite without proper cause just blowing shit up you are breaking the law, like 30 years ago there weren't any such laws and you could just basically go to the shop and buy a shitton of dynamite and have some fun without reporting to authorities for it to be legal. Same thing with guns and many other things. Of course the rule of law becomes somewhat theoretical if you live in a place that's like 50km from the nearest city and 100km from the nearest police station, but back in the day the cityfolk got to enjoy these things as well.

>>53343735

In Finland it's the law that everyone must have at least the opportunity to get internet access to their home (it used to be 1mb/s at least but I don't know whether it has been upgraded to a minimum of 2 mb/s by now)... Government/municipal authorities also have to provide quite a lot of services.

>>53344650

>Its a 1 room flat in Moscow with the current Euro/rouble))))))

Tfw my 1 room flat in Helsinki costs about 175-200k and it's not even in the downtown, actually almost 5 km away from it (pretty good neighborhood though)...

>>53337382
>chechens in russia have no rights unless clean the streets

Nice try, they don't even follow russian laws, they have their own laws in chechnya

RIDF BTFO
T
F
O

>>53345511
>Yeah, but if you are using the dynamite without proper cause just blowing shit up you are breaking the law
Yeah but guess what. :)
Dad was edgy as fuck and let us do anything. If we won't brake anything expensive of course (does not include me :D).
>it used to be 1mb/s at least but I don't know whether it has been upgraded to a minimum of 2 mb/s by now.
It was 150kb/s at max.

>>53345354
>>53345511
Shieeet mate you make me so jealous.

>>53346154

Maybe, but the law's still the law and there have been articles about service providers complaining when they are pulling the cable to some far away Laplander's house.

"1 §

Viestintämarkkinalain (393/2003) 60 c §:n 2 momentissa tarkoitetun tarkoituksenmukaisen internet-yhteyden vähimmäisnopeus saapuvassa liikenteessä on 1 Mbit/s.

Sen estämättä, mitä 1 momentissa säädetään, riittää, että internet-yhteyden keskimääräinen vähimmäisnopeus saapuvassa liikenteessä on 750 Kbit/s 24 tunnin mittausjakson aikana ja 500 Kbit/s minkä tahansa 4 tunnin mittausjakson aikana."

http://www.finlex.fi/fi/laki/alkup/2009/20090732

>Dad was edgy as fuck and let us do anything. If we won't brake anything expensive of course (does not include me :D).

Yeah, my point was that I think it's totally fine to do stupid shit, if you end up killing yourself or something then it's just Darwin in action and because of this philosophy I think it's a shame that fun times can't be had because of the nanny state. I got räjäyttäjä-papers from the army so I can buy 25kg of dynamite and legally have some fun but getting those would probably be quite painful if you didn't happen to serve in the engineer corp.

>>53346373

Finland has its ups and downs and as the other Finn said, his apartment is like 98 square meters, mine is 31.5 so the location does matter significantly. Helsinki is very overcrowded even though it's only 1/4 the size of SPb, that's because of the fact that city planners won't allow skyscrapers and generally there are too strict rules about apartment sizes (in Finland one thing they monitor is the average size of the apartment a Finnish person lives in and they want that number to go slightly up or stay at the level it's now so they aren't building enough 1 and 2 room flats in Helsinki). In addition to that about 20% of the prices in apartments in Finland are "air" so to say and that's because of the city planner fees etc...

>>53346373
Oh but let me make you even jellier. We built a hut on a heavily vegetated small island and played D-day 2.0 with expensive bb guns and lots of friends.