Why do German men pee sitting down? http://www.theguardian.c

>>53334387
I pee sitting on my home toilet. What's wrong with it? I'd rather do it than have piss splash around.

>>53334725
I bet you wash your hands after taking a piss too, don'tcha?

>>53334853
I rinse if I think someone is watching.

>>53334853
I always give my hands a quick rinse. Not that it matters. Takes like a minute of scrubbing to actually clean your hands. It's more of a habit than anything.

I don't understand the complaint that peeing while standing leads to a huge mess. That happens if you're retarded and cant manage your penis to not sprinkle everywhere.

Upon sitting down you're basically admitting you cannot control your dick, which is the true mark of a beta male.

>>53334387
Urine doesn't splash on legs/pants. Tests from various angles using UV light has found no matter what angle or velocity, standing will cause splashing out

>>53334387
>that pic
jesus fuck why do the leftists have to put their vile sick disgusting propaganda everywhere

>>53335718
My penis is too small to aim it.

>>53334387
has he no benis? XDDD

>>53335780
>Israeli
>falling for a shoop
Stop pretending, goy

>>53334387
Because that's what Muslims do

>>53335791
Then you have three options.

1) stand closer to the toilet
2)kill yourself
3)accept that you will always be a beta weakling and sit down (WORST OPTION)

>>53335844
He's obviously fully erect, ready to put it in her glistening bagina

>>53335909
Actually I just "superman" on the toilet.

>>53335979
superman? Do enlighten me about this senpai

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>>53336190
Like this.