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>you will never live in beautiful Australia
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>you will never live in beautiful Australia
This is the ultimate bad feel. It doesn't get any worse than this.
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Whenever I shitpost about Australia on /int/, it's because I'm actually extremely jealous.
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>tfw no aussie gf where she will teach me how to shitpost

JUST
FUUUUUUCK
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>>53313374
this desu
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>tfw I will never be allowed in /cum/
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>>53313400
Me too.
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>>53313400
r-really?
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>>53313374
>>53313400
>>53313450
Real talk though: What's stopping you from coming here? At least as a tourist.
Also I'd wager that once you actually got here you'd probably realise you'd overhyped yourself about this place. Don't get me wrong, I love my country, but it is just another country. Plus our internet and nanny state government are meme levels of shitty.
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>you will never run your own vinyard in Provence
>you will never be a NEET living in Akiba
>you will never attend a soccer match in Spain
>you will never join of the SAS
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>>53313554
pretty sure you can afford a trip to spain
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>You will never be allowed to keep weapons on your person to defend yourself against armed attackers
It's not all it's cracked up to be, America.
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>>53313374

just get a WHV and knock up some aussie whore
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>tfw no kangaroo gf to sleep and cuddle with
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>tfw you weren't born in the glorious British Empire
>listening to patriotic UK songs to comfort myself
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>>53313483
My guess is money.
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>>53314342
One minute you guys are calling us subhuman filth, the next you want an undesirable Anglo girlfriend. Make up your mind.
>>53314443
Probably.
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>>53313374
australia is a racist scumhole. gamers in the west often told me that, and in fact i ever watched a bunch of videos where aussies go racist to PoC in public spaces. i want many sjws in na to come in there.
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Australia would be alright if it wasn't such a massive fucking nanny state.
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I wont lie I really want an aussie gf with a thick accent who calls me a dumb cunt

Fucked a british girl once but they suck
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>>53314495
tbf I'm making fun out of bestiality in case you couldn't understand what I'm saying.
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>>53314612
what are you talking about dear we are very good people here
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>>53313374
Wow are you kidding?!? Everything poisonous, angry and scary decided to call Australia home. The only thing good about that horrific island is the accent
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>>53314612
Sort of this.
>>53314622
I thought you were using the phrase the same way people use curry to refer to Indians or bugers to refer to Americans. My bad.
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>>53314540
>Herp derp all Aussies are racist scum
Why do I get the feeling that when Japanese people are xenophobic dicks to foreigners you probably think that's an entirely different thing?
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>>53314824
Calling names is mean desu. On the otherhand, making fun of stereotypes is totally okay according to my Japanese cultural sensitivity.
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>>53313374
Who has time to take in the scenery? If I ever got sent there I'd keep both eyes out for the local fauna.
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>>53315236
I'll take a brown snake in my garden over a fucking bear going through my bins desu

Never get why Americans are so afraid of our wildlife when they have fuckers like this roaming around
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>>53315639
I actually saw a snake in my garden for the first time in my life today.
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>>53315236
>Live in Australia my whole life
>29 now
>Worst fauna related incident I've ever had was being stung by a bluebottle at the beach
You guys make way too big of a deal out of this desu.
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>>53315756
Never even seen a snake outside of a zoo

Although my neighbors cat killed a bunch of them over the years apparently
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>>53315756
did you die?

I want to visit but you guys sound a little schizophrenic, on one hand you look chill as fuck, on the other GLASS THAT CUNT etc, etc
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>>53315826
>on the other GLASS THAT CUNT
That'd be like us saying that everybody in Italy is a Gypsie because Aussie tourists get robbed by them when they're there. We're not all like that.
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>TFW I moved to Australia before they tightened the immigration rules
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>>53315639

Canada has the worst fucking wildlife.
Deer with giant-ass antlers assembling outside the cottage you're renting or fucking Moose appearing out of nowhere when driving.

Along with the presence of bears
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>>53315826
The snake was about a meter away and went to hide when I looked down at it. Never actually bit me or anything.

>GLASS THAT CUNT
They could be drunk, being ironic or a combination of both.
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>>53313374

>you will never live in beautiful Australia

you and 20 million australians
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>>53316017
>>53316883
It's always difficult to tell from the outside and on the other side of the internet

Also I like your hip hop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia5wvXfb-w4
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>>53314359
Watch Zulu and The Man Who Would Be King
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>>53313374
>you will never see a majestic dingo
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>>53314540
>comes from the most racist asian country
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>>53314232
Why can't you use your fists you fag
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>>53317403
look at that smug motherfucker
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>>53314612
>Australia
>less than alright
>not greatest country in world
Get shot too many times in the head my little amerilard friend?
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>>53317521
once you take away the dingo memes you realise they are aesthetic as fuck.
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>>53317403
>>53317521

That smugness seems natural to him, what a great animal
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>>53313464
No. They could just go to some american desert if they wanted the Australia experience.
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>>53313374
>beautiful
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>>53317636
Smugness off the charts
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>>53317694
eeeh
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>>53317704
can they be domesticated or will they just piss on your carpet and look at you smugly afterwards?
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>>53317403
>>53317521
Gorgeous, would let it eat my baby
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>>53317963
piss smugly on carpet then steal your baby probably
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>>53313374
>wanting to live in this backward shithole
america is fucked but at least some states aren't shit there
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>madmaxland
>beautiful
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