>you will never live in beautiful Australia
This is the ultimate bad feel. It doesn't get any worse than this.
Whenever I shitpost about Australia on /int/, it's because I'm actually extremely jealous.
>tfw no aussie gf where she will teach me how to shitpost
Real talk though: What's stopping you from coming here? At least as a tourist.
Also I'd wager that once you actually got here you'd probably realise you'd overhyped yourself about this place. Don't get me wrong, I love my country, but it is just another country. Plus our internet and nanny state government are meme levels of shitty.
>you will never run your own vinyard in Provence
>you will never be a NEET living in Akiba
>you will never attend a soccer match in Spain
>you will never join of the SAS
>You will never be allowed to keep weapons on your person to defend yourself against armed attackers
It's not all it's cracked up to be, America.
>tfw you weren't born in the glorious British Empire
>listening to patriotic UK songs to comfort myself
australia is a racist scumhole. gamers in the west often told me that, and in fact i ever watched a bunch of videos where aussies go racist to PoC in public spaces. i want many sjws in na to come in there.
>Herp derp all Aussies are racist scum
Why do I get the feeling that when Japanese people are xenophobic dicks to foreigners you probably think that's an entirely different thing?
Who has time to take in the scenery? If I ever got sent there I'd keep both eyes out for the local fauna.
I'll take a brown snake in my garden over a fucking bear going through my bins desu
Never get why Americans are so afraid of our wildlife when they have fuckers like this roaming around
>Live in Australia my whole life
>Worst fauna related incident I've ever had was being stung by a bluebottle at the beach
You guys make way too big of a deal out of this desu.
>TFW I moved to Australia before they tightened the immigration rules
Canada has the worst fucking wildlife.
Deer with giant-ass antlers assembling outside the cottage you're renting or fucking Moose appearing out of nowhere when driving.
Along with the presence of bears
The snake was about a meter away and went to hide when I looked down at it. Never actually bit me or anything.
>GLASS THAT CUNT
They could be drunk, being ironic or a combination of both.