I try to like you guys but your fucking language. What happened?!

please help them

they need help

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>>53312832
>you will never be a Dane

>>53312832
I like Denmark
They're the only people who like bicycles almost as much as we do

danish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
swedish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw4bGBDKrPs

>>53312832
But Mads Mikkelsen though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgy4vQfVYhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaTxr1haLX4

>>53312832
nothing wrong with our language

you are just too retarded to understand it

>>53312874
Is it seriously hard to buy a car in Denmark and Netherlands?

>>53312832
Danish doesn't even sound that bad desu

>>53312926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy37ou-cjvI

>Mikkelsen
>not drinking beer and masturbating all the time

>>53312949
No of course not
Everyone here has cars
But when we travel within our city we take the bicycle

>>53312832
That colour of the flag is wrong, i think.

And danish sounds like the language of he devil created by retards.

>>53312832
What's so bad about the Danish language? sounds bretty gud to me desu.

>>53313010
at least we have our own language

>>53312932
That number system is pretty retarded, though. It's even worse than French.

>>53313031
Why?

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>>53312874
>>53312962
>>53313026
We love you guys too, no matter how you sound <3

>>53313030
SO YOUR LANGUAGE IS RETARDED DEVIL SPEAK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WE SPEAK AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH, WHICH IS A LANGUAGE FROM OUR LEGACY.

>>53313111
>descendant of thieves and murderers
>legacy

everyone knows australia is just as irrelevant as anyone can ever be

no one gives a shit about you or your opinion about anything

>>53313130
what are you a mainlander

islander danskere seem to handle the banter more graciously

>>53312962
this uezs

>>53313168
There are two kinds of danes on /int/. This guy is the worst kind and makes us all look like shit.

>>53313130
NICE STRAWMAN YOU DEVIL FUCKER GO FUCK A PENTAGRAM U LITTLE DANISH DESSERT

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>>53313197

>>53313189
>makes us all look like shit

that's autistic, who the fuck cares about what some virgins online think

dont they speak roughly the same language as the swedes? i remember a danish guy who lied to a swedish girl for months he was a swede, and now she wanted to meet irl.

At least it's not deutsch. Everything fucked up about danish is their fault.

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>>53313268
no it's norwegians

danes cucked them so hard there are parts of norway who would rather speak broken danish than actual norwegian

>>53313215
LITTLE DANISH DESSERTS FIRST POST Y DONT U PRACTICE SOME MORE AND THEN COME OUT AND PLAY

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>>53313284
Remove nynorsk, mange tak.

>>53313312
Pls gib flæskesvær

>>53312979
>not travelling to other cities on your bike

lmao fatty

>>53313338
In exchange for fish and qt's, i think we can work something out desu

Why are Danes so friendly?
They're probably shit at banter cause its difficult to overcome their friendly nature.

>>53313425
it's a defence mechanism

>>53313425
They are chads and normies
What do you expect?

Danish is a mindfuck to me because they have a lot of Dutch sounds that do not form Dutch words so when I listen to Danish it feels like I just had a stroke and lost my capability to process language.

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>>53313471
>Enjoying insulting anonymous people on an Indonesian image sharing site

Suit yourself, Gonzales...

>>53313471
Since when Chad's are friendly?

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>>53313535
Teach me danish
NOW

>>53313581
skittere skittare?

>>53313284
This applies to Sweden too, Sweden conquered so many provinces from the others that people speak in weird accents once you get to Jämtland, Älvdal and Skåne.

>>53313475
Dutch sounds a bit like how i imagine english sounds if you don't understand a word of english

>>53313581
Bring mexican qts and I'll teach you

>>53313616
What do you think about German? :3

I visited Copenhagen a few times. fuck, what a perfect country those Danes have.

cycling bridge between denmark and netherlands when?

>>53313667
Frustrated that I can't speak it well after 6 years of learning it in school

>>53313667
German is the language of scientists and poets desu, i like it a lot

>>53313616

it sounds like a drunk person slurring english to me since they speak from the back of their mouths

>>53313667
german is glorious language of ordnung but fuck your prepositions and 2-part verbs

>>53313614
nobody cares about Sweden

it's a Danish thead

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>>53312832
Our language can be pretty bad imo, but it's not nearly as bad as people make it out to be.

Nice to see people are nice for a change.

>>53312832
what the fuck happened to that flag

Can danes understand swedish?

>>53313130

ur jus jelous of their hdi and bigger population

>>53319235
Sometimes. Depends on the accent. Stockholm Swedish tends to be more understandable.

>>53318213
It's gender neutral so as not to offend feminists.

>>53319235
Yes, though its a bit more difficult in speech but I understand most of it
Can't write it or speak it, but I can instantly understand it when I see/hear it.

and this >>53319441
I hate situations when Swedes speak with a dialect https://youtu.be/IpXF0sdvI7Y?t=54s

>>53319618
Please take back Skåne and their shitty dialect.

Ayyy lmao

>>53319796
>Wanting Skåne after what you did to it and it's people
Brainwashed yes-sayers, retarded farmers and refugees galore. Sounds fucking terrific.

>>53313784
>fuck your prepositions and 2-part verbs
Anglo discovering a real language everyone.

>>53319441
>>53319618

How about ''moomin svenska''? That seems to be so slow paced that most scandis seem to understand it more or less.

>>53321219
never heard of it, can you elaborate?

>>53313189
there are also only two danes on /int/

your language sounds like Swedish spoken by someone without teeth by the way

>>53321219
I have an easier time making out dutch than Swedish. Swedish is the odd one out of Scandinavia, which is fine considering they'll be talking muslimian in decade.

>>53321324

Well, to be precise: https://www.youtube.com/watchv=84fBZpCZSTc

>>53321824

How about norwegian then? I can read some danish, but understanding spoken danish takes awhile to get used to.

Went to Amsterdam last summer and dutch seem like an alien language.

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>tfw you will never be a Dane

>>53321324

Meant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ9NFWBSvlA

>>53321815
Nope, danish is the odd one. We have more in common with norweigans and vice versa than denmark.

>>53322302
this sounds weird as fuck
It sounds like Finns speaking Swedish (which it probably is)
the way the pronounce the words and act with their voices makes it really tough to hear the words because I keep thinking its finnish

>>53322431
fuck off
Norwegian literally sounds like Swedes speaking Danish

>>53322810
norwegian is just a cuter version of swedish desu

>>53312832
Danish is objectively beautiful, though.

>>53312832
That flag has a disgusting hue

>>53322810
>Swedes speaking Danish
that's skånska

>>53324247
>Skånska
no that's arabic

>>53312962
this, it actually sounds pleasing

If you disagree you're either a butthurt monolingual or a Norwegian.

>>53312962
True, I've talked to danes, their english is not the best, but danish sounds good to me.