Want to start learning Norwegian

>>13531746

>>53311990
Have you tried looking through a dump? That's where most garbage can be found.

>>53311990
Why? Are you Norwegian-American?

Anyway, I guess you can check out >>53312015

http://www.arabiconline.eu

>>53311990
>wants to learn a language
>posts a woman from the country

I fucking hate people like you, kill yourself shitskin

>>53312101
Are you upset that these people take your women

>>53312092
Part Norwegian if that even counts, Always been really interested in it. It's so beautiful :)

>>53312121
>are you upset that people are taking away your family

A little

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>>53312101
Kek

English grammar is very very similar to nordic grammar since it's related to old norse.
An example in swedish
Du (you) är (are) ganska (pretty) tråkig (boring)

>>53312101
LOL JELLY MUTHARRFUCKA

>>53312208
Or to be more relevant:

Du er ganske kjedelig.

>>53312205
>>53312245

I don't care anymore faggots. People gotta stay in their own country, I am fucking mad at times like these.

2016 will be a fucking bloodbath
That's all

>>53312208
The exception would be "the" because for example slut (end) turns into slutet (the end) and so on.

>>53312254
Snälla nu danskjävel.

>>53312254
Lol what? How does posting a picture of an attractive woman mean:

1: I'm a shitskin
2: I want to immigrate to Norway

???

>>53312275
Do you think it has anything to do with skin colour?

>>53312275
he clearly fell off his rocker

>>53312275
Anyways, if you get Norska to work fluently then you can probably understand some danish and swedish too.
At least written, icelandic is still challenging though without examining it for a bit.

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>>53312254
>>53312101

Why are Danes on this board so edgy and autistic? Chill out, sperg.

>>53312101
>>53312307
I thought danes were supposed to be normies

>>53312307
>a fucking leaf

>>53312302
Tfw i am only recently starting to notice when someone is speaking norsk. I used to not be able to tell between that and just unfamiliar dialects. Like "is that norrländska or something?"

>>53312101
I agree with this post.

>>53312296
his first post:

">wants to learn a language
>posts a woman from the country

I fucking hate people like you, kill yourself shitskin"

>>53312275
>merica
>white

>>53311990
where do I get a woman like this

>>53312355
You're a shitskin on the inside

>>53312366
You don't unless youre norwegian. Stay in youre own country.

>>53312366
Norway apparently...

>>53312307
give back Vinland to norway

>>53312355
what he means is that youre no different from a rapefugee that comes to europe just for "wheredawhytewominzat"

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>>53312392
I identify as Norwegian you cishet...

Do Nordic women like east asian guys?

>>53312420
Couldn't be more wrong, I just posted that picture so this thread would get attention and I could get some resources ;-;

why cant Scandinavians stat reproducing like rabbits and then send all of their women to the USA?

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>>53312411

Nah

>>53312431
muh heritage

>>53312486

>minnesota

>>53312411
you wouldn't want it in its current state

>>53312486
our fertility rates are better than most european countries

>>53312411
>Back to Norway

You mean back to Iceland, and don't forget to go back to school Ahmed.

>>53312392
>>53312431
If you aren't ugly(needn't be the prettiest penny either), and have good self esteem, you could get a woman like that if you live here and have a respectable enough job.

>>53312649
Didn't some swedes take jobs in norway and live in sweden?
Shit must make much cash.

>>53312612
Greenland to Norway and Vinland to Iceland. But Icelanders will have to pay in order to dock on greenland on their way to Vinland.

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>It's a heritage thread.

>learn swedish
>you now know swedish, norweigian and danish

>>53312702
>"Learn" swedish
>Still don't understand Swedish
I am special kind of retard.

>>53312686
I think some does, not sure how the rules are though. I think they will have to live a certain amount in Sweden, and not the full year in Norway. Maybe I'm wrong, tho. Anyway, that is totally a polish thing to do, Sven!

>>53312702
>>53312732
Do noridcs like you men? I ask because i want to know if they like east asian guys.

Anyone have that pic of the girl with big boobs coming out of the surf at some swimming thing in Norway?

>>53312101
this desu senpai

>>53312170
Inbreeding is that bad in Denmark these days, huh?