Alright lads and here we go. A gazelle has entered the lions den.
Oi BTW found out last night that "ahoy hoy" is not a good hook so spread the word on that.
What shall my opener be?
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Lisicki get in here
there isn't one
there is no creator, no god, no final judgement, no afterlife
nobody else has any answers for you. your life cannot ever mean anything. nobody knows why we're here, nobody really knows what the fuck is going on.
Probably never had a gf because they're all sluts. Bitches don't know what they're missing.
>tfw never had a gf
aim lower you mong
yeah i really dont think its anything at all cause i've got a bunch of other ones and it looks like.
regardless, without a medicare card it costs money so i'll just have to wait till mummy comes back then i'll get her to suss out the moles too and book the appointment. honestly though i think i'm just beeing a hypochondriac because i went through this exact process the other day when i thought i was going bald.
whats that like 1999?
this is a nonsensical response
it's not like he's approaching 9/10s and getting rejected or turning down 5/10s. he is probably afraid of ALL women. he probably has no contact with any females outside of his family.
> Entire planets can be legally blockaded by private interests in trade disputes
> Corrupt as fuck
> Ineffective (outlawed slavery but it still occurs in their territory)
> People openly selling death sticks in bars
> Declared war on separatists for the mere crime of seceding from the union
> Decisions are effectively made by a bunch of shadowy self appointed religious monks
> A legal successor to the corrupt Republic
> Dealt with the Jedi menace
> Suddenly criminals like the Hutts are confined to their shithole dens instead of openly running entire cities and putting on dangerous street races
> A distant planet where slavery openly occurred despite it being against the law now has stormtroopers patrolling the streets and keeping the peace
> Drug runners like Solo are hounded
> Law and order reigns throughout the Galaxy
Thanks to who ever recommended this the other day las wahey
Wow, FUCK all of these xenophobic comments. Refugees are immigrating because they have to because they're in danger, not because they're looking for an easy ride in a first-world country.
Refugees entering the United States have to undergo THE most stringent background checks and processes just to get a green light to pursue entering the country. It can take years!
They're not coming in droves, most officials want to set the limit at about 10,000 refugees allowed in total. Minuscule!
We have infinite resources, enough space, a safe environment, strict immigration laws, and our country's government helped contribute to the danger that caused them to migrate in the first place.
How can you refuse innocent people who need help?
>tfw only just realised star wars is an allegory for ancient rome
>tfw the pottery in the statement that he plans on killing a good priest, and then the fact that he cannot run because if he does, he will deprive a town of God so he stays thereby making him a good priest which ensures his death
>someday i may meet my slav qt
unrelated, but it's funny to come across these
I think i took the 1 drug at about 7ish
but its still happening
It's kinda fun but also i think I get it now and sort of just want it to end since I feel like its just wasting my time now
well here's my modelfu, Antonina, enjoy the presence of her in this thread.
>you will never be a soldier in Vietnam and sing some comfy songs with the lads after killing some gooklets
Had an idea to read sites like Elite Daily and Buzzfeed to better understand the female mind but it's impossible. Women have literally no insight at all. All the dumb lies (we just want a nice guy with a good sense of humor, but all men are jerks!) we joke about they actually believe. The only thing I learned is that females are incapable of honest self-reflection.
>mfw i had to abort a bad 600ug trip with 5mg of etizolam
>Haven't wanked in 4 days
>Cock hasn't gotten any bigger
why did you niggers lie to me
the famines over, you're welcome to go home
women as individuals barely think at all. they offload major decisions to the hive and rely heavily on groupthink. they won't consider dating someone if they think he might not get the approval of all her friends.
>taigs in a brit thread
Having theories about the female mind is not the kind of thing that will help you interact with women. Why don't you just accept that you require them for happiness and our society requires them to survive. Stop trying to question their value because their value is self-evident.
back in the early 1900s, were communist movements very popular in wales? or scotland, england or ireland for that matter
the only radical movements i know about are the blackshirts tbqh
The point was to understand why I'm not attractive to women. The answer is obviously that I have an ugly face but women always have to make up some nonsense to justify their primal reaction to my bad genetics. There is no "game," lads, no trick to attraction: looks, money and power are the *only* things that matter.
>having a pint with the lads
>for some reason start to discuss if we would join the military
>i say i'd be an apache pilot so i can blow ragheads to bits
>another lad says he wishes he was a yank so he could fly warthogs
>except for the gf's of a couple of the lads who for some reason insisted on coming with them
>they get upset and call us heartless, imply racism, the full works
>kills the mood
why are girls such bores lads. pubs should be woman free zones.
Alright mate. But on the off-chance that personality does in some way factor into the choices women make, doing research to confirm your belief that women are vapid sluts is not going to make it easier for you to interact with them.
In Italy they have bars that are de facto men only
Not to be exclusionary or anything but just to act as spaces where men can relax and unwind a bit
There are plenty of de facto women only places around where they can unwind without men
Just remember that ultimately nobody is in charge
You are surrounded by social institutions and cultural customs but these are spooks, they aren't real. They are held together by magic. That deed in the land registry that says Mr XYZ owns plot ABC of land? That deed is not just paper but magic paper. Your money has magical properties that mean it isn't just cheap paper but actually worth something.
>walk up to some co-workers
>one girl asks "so you like X (other girl) don't you?"
>when he doesn't listen to Rammstein
wish radical movements were a popular thing in this country. would absolutely love going to rallies, singing songs, etc
don't really care if it's fascist or communist, i'm edgy enough to just turn up to one
Dw lad she literally just did
>some girl in my college has diabetes
>she's a literal walking tumblrette stereotype
>one day she's crying on the floor, saying she's going to die but she doesn't want to eat her chocolate
>everyone is surrounding her giving her attention
>my mate walks up to her, takes her chocolate and says "I'll have it if you don't want it" and then he walked away eating it
>wish radical movements were a popular thing in this country. would absolutely love going to rallies, singing songs, etc
>don't really care if it's fascist or communist, i'm edgy enough to just turn up to one
Any other Scotcucks here remember the School Ceilidh dances where you had to touch a girls hips
join the psychedelic society
>tfw I just realised this is literally the ONLY Canadian person I know
>UKIP becoming more and more of a joke party
I guess we'll never take our country back from the pakis and leftists.
>tfw you literally go to the same school as this slag
>DWP fit-to-work assessments cost more money than they save, report reveals
Yeah and it costs more money to lock a murderer up than it does to send them on holiday to the Bahamas.
>britain's probably just gonna stay the way it is now for many years to come- essentially, a neocentrist, Blairite state
yep, and the same thing will happen to the rest of europe
funnily enough, blacks will probably die out at the same rate or faster as well
the biggest ethnic group in most of europe will be mixed race