/brit/

please help me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crbz-FUa3gE

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is Drake

iceland

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x1WuqO5w2l

nice nene®

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what's the fucking point lads?

Ritsu

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>>53299783
Alright lads and here we go. A gazelle has entered the lions den.

Oi BTW found out last night that "ahoy hoy" is not a good hook so spread the word on that.

What shall my opener be?

Why do people make early threads?

Are you THAT fucking desperate

>>53299835
wew

http://i.imgur.com/KA5nfBJ.jpg

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Was promised an English gf in 2016

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nice nene®

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slavs

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Post slavs

>>53299843
thank u

>tfw virgin
>tfw never had a gf
>tfw ugly
>tfw major depression
>tfw no future

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>>53299835
JUST fuck my ears up desu

when i was a kid I never thought it would come to a point where weekends were the most dreaded part of the week

>>53299908
Do something for the glory of your nation.

>>53299919
im a big fan of the brendan frasier nene®

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Why is the inside of the earth hot lads?

Lisicki get in here

https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2

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>>53299854
just replied in the other thread lmao

hey bb how aria

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>>53299847

there isn't one

there is no creator, no god, no final judgement, no afterlife

nobody else has any answers for you. your life cannot ever mean anything. nobody knows why we're here, nobody really knows what the fuck is going on.

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kyary

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>>53299908
>British
>Ugly

Probably never had a gf because they're all sluts. Bitches don't know what they're missing.

>>53299953
Latent heat from the earth's formation and nuclear reactions happening inside the earth tbrh (to be relatively honest).

>>53299961
I'll drop the bb but that's gold, mate. Absolutely textual gold. Keep it ipy, Casanova.

Praise to Scotland, from USA! (I am part Irish.)

listening to 500 minutes of terence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD5nq3oku9Q

>>53299868
Was going to say that's gay until I seen the socks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvn7fygZiow

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>>53299783

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>>53299908
>tfw virgin
>tfw never had a gf
>tfw ugly
aim lower you mong

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vzqWEMgGgJ

im in love with lucy off the ITV weather leads

>>53299953
the uncontained rage of satan

Watching Albatross lads

Felicity Jones is so fucking cute it's unbelieveable

>>53299953
hot in

>Laying in bed
>Posting from my laptop

This feels pretty comfy desu

need myself a gargantuan poo lads

just on hold with the GP lads

>>53300142
jessica brown findlay is a cutie


>>53299923
Look at me standing, here on my own again

Did a wank. Regret it. No more until I get a gf.

>>53300177
I just had meself a big jobby. Some stuck to my arsehole though.

Hyperventilating ladss

>>53300201
fucking pansy

still don't have a gf haha

dawatgsteatgtstbh (doing a wank and then getting something to eat and then going to bed to be honest)

>>53300187
u getting that mole checked out?

Heat is such a good film

>>53300187
>tfw not been to the doctors since last millenium

>>53300030
keep us updated la

What you lads got on tomorrow?

>Gonna try do some housework
>Gonna try wash the car too

>>53300214
haha absolute madman what next ahaha

>>53299783
brits, can you answer on the theme of this thread? >>53298542 Sry,but i cannot get any information about these purple cans, maybe you, people, can answer me.

>>53300238
/brit/ and vidya

>>53300238
Watch footy, weed. Pray for heavy snow.

>>53300238
working 8 hours

>>53300192
>jessica brown findlay is a cutie
Isn't she the one that had videos leaked of her rimming some bloke during fappening?

>>53300238
Go to work

>>53300222
yeah i really dont think its anything at all cause i've got a bunch of other ones and it looks like.

regardless, without a medicare card it costs money so i'll just have to wait till mummy comes back then i'll get her to suss out the moles too and book the appointment. honestly though i think i'm just beeing a hypochondriac because i went through this exact process the other day when i thought i was going bald.

>>53300231
whats that like 1999?

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>>53299783

>>53300238
smoke weed and play runescape

>>53300097

this is a nonsensical response

it's not like he's approaching 9/10s and getting rejected or turning down 5/10s. he is probably afraid of ALL women. he probably has no contact with any females outside of his family.

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cold inside

My my my Delilah
Why why why Delilah

>>53299908

I'm all of those and I'm 27 and also a self destructive drug addict and very suicidal

>>53300315
U shud get ur boiler checked m8 haha

The Republic:
> Entire planets can be legally blockaded by private interests in trade disputes
> Corrupt as fuck
> Ineffective (outlawed slavery but it still occurs in their territory)
> People openly selling death sticks in bars
> Declared war on separatists for the mere crime of seceding from the union
> Decisions are effectively made by a bunch of shadowy self appointed religious monks

Empire:
> A legal successor to the corrupt Republic
> Dealt with the Jedi menace
> Suddenly criminals like the Hutts are confined to their shithole dens instead of openly running entire cities and putting on dangerous street races
> A distant planet where slavery openly occurred despite it being against the law now has stormtroopers patrolling the streets and keeping the peace
> Drug runners like Solo are hounded
> Law and order reigns throughout the Galaxy

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Thanks to who ever recommended this the other day las wahey

The bastards hung me in the spring of '25
But I am still alive

really enjoyed those drunken friday nights on /brit/ last nov/dec

Wow, FUCK all of these xenophobic comments. Refugees are immigrating because they have to because they're in danger, not because they're looking for an easy ride in a first-world country.
Refugees entering the United States have to undergo THE most stringent background checks and processes just to get a green light to pursue entering the country. It can take years!
They're not coming in droves, most officials want to set the limit at about 10,000 refugees allowed in total. Minuscule!
We have infinite resources, enough space, a safe environment, strict immigration laws, and our country's government helped contribute to the danger that caused them to migrate in the first place.
How can you refuse innocent people who need help?

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HELP

>>53300352
The empire literally destroyed alderaan
The repercussions for the galactic economy would have been gargantuan

lads I did 1 drug

and i think im tripping but also im alone and all my friends are now in bed

but youre not meant to be alone right are you? so yeah im here


wahey

got a stinky willy

>>53300288
You're not askin' yer tellin'

now leave her alone :((

>>53300378
American remains is basically part 2 of that song, if you didn't know

>>53300392
Ask her how big her pussy is.

>>53300392
aria you dear

>>53299908
Literally me (well except I do have good career prospects, but when you're lonely that's like ashes in your mouth)

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>>53300352
>tfw only just realised star wars is an allegory for ancient rome

>>53300392
She didn't get your joke

>>53300374
>tfw the pottery in the statement that he plans on killing a good priest, and then the fact that he cannot run because if he does, he will deprive a town of God so he stays thereby making him a good priest which ensures his death

pottery

lads im gonna put this edit of me walking my dog on youtube. what song should i put over it

>>53300398
It's okay lad
*gently caresses your face*
Your trip will be over soon

>>53300427
pots and pans

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>someday i may meet my slav qt
unrelated, but it's funny to come across these

>>53300238
er... might masterbate

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>>53300451
come again leafblower?

>>53300392
what aria doin? haha aria dtf l8tr? haha

>>53300300
1999 indeed

>>53300392

fucking women they're so stupid

literally watching you right now

>>53300392
HAHAHAHHAAHHA

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Haha

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post slags

>>53300392
she's not the brightest bulb 2bh that joke was an absolute gem

just follow up with aria sure you don't get it

Armed and dangerous ain't too many can bang with us

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>>53300482
bravo lucas

>>53300500
Let's cuddle

doing a menstruation

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>>53300509

>>53300450
Will it?

I think i took the 1 drug at about 7ish
but its still happening

It's kinda fun but also i think I get it now and sort of just want it to end since I feel like its just wasting my time now

>>53300392
>Lottie you hottie
honestly, why do you even bother trying

>>53300517
>just follow up with aria sure you don't get it

i will next time i get the opportunity

>>53300509
Not bad desu

going to masturbate on omegle again

>>53300509
why are you typing like an educated simpleton

>>53300543
what drug?

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>>53300510

>>53300509
she'll probably give you one word replies now

worth it though lad i chuckled

>>53300543
What drug did you take, was it LSD?

>>53300571
FUCK OFF SHE IS PURE

>>53299944
not trying to be rude or make fun but you don't look like nation that has strong national identity

>>53300562
i meant uneducated whoops

>>53300573
yeah fuck it lmao i'll just message her again when im drunk at some point or something haha

>>53300524
leaf (get it haha) off the weed family

you're making no sense

>>53300571
aching to shoot a massive load all over those chebs

Might go to bed soon
Work tomorrow :///

>>53300569
All of the drugs.


It was something like... LSD1P I think?

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>>53299783
>slavic beauties

well here's my modelfu, Antonina, enjoy the presence of her in this thread.

>cro gay shia

>>53300585
No, four cocodamols and 2 bongs

>american women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LEUB9x9otI

ur mum is hot

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>>53299908
>iktftw

>>53300602
That's why this depressed autist is just the hero we need.

>>53300604
fuck up bitch boy trip

>>53300626
byeeee xx

>>53300626
>Work tomorrow :///
haha wageslaves everybody smdh

>>53300654
who said i was a boy? ;)

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>>53300597
PURE AS SIN

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marina diamandis

>>53300633
this shit is so autistic

but she's allowed to get away with it because she's a relatively attractive female its seen as 'quirky'

>>53300637
well she did have her electric blanket on

>>53300528
are you mitchjones?

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CON ER E AV A OB EM

>>53300645
I am that depressed autist and I did try to join the army but they wouldn't take me because of my poor mental health

>>53300614
>>53300523
P O S T M O R E
O
S
T

M
O
R
E

rab c nesbitt is literally me in 30 years

>>53300633
she seems to be on the edge of passing out that entire video

>>53300597
>Bearing a good 4 inches of cleavage on stage
>"Pure"
modicum of a kek

>>53300633
how does she even get such a white background

>>53300633
>audible

these people don't even read. they have people narrate the book like it's a fucking podcast. pleb core af

>>53300645
I don't think anyone would care.

>>53300717
>married with 2 children
lmao

>Whites rape black women when they had them as slaves
>Hurr durr it was a million years ago
>Some blacks and arabs rape some white women as some karma
>HURR DURR STOP DOING THAT

>>53300633
She sounds like she's on the verge of tears

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNo92jS0HJ4

>>53300585
>>53300585
Yeah something like that

just one tab or whatever you call it... a blotter?

>>53300713
vitamin tablet will sort you out

I hate when I'm jerking it on omegle and the other guy starts asking me personal questions

>>53300680
id spank her ass if you know what i'm saying

>>53300734

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWh1f301Xb0

But don't cry through your despair
I wonder if the Lord still cares for us niggas on welfare?

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>>53300713
Just be yourself m8

>>53300629
>ayy lmao lanklet
>beauty

>>53300543
how long did it take to come up?

>>53300772

>ass

jog on yank

>>53300717
rab c is a god

>>53300762
Yeah lad
An acid trip can last for like 8 hours+, so you should be totally fine in a couple of hours

>>53300786
so i fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

>>53300680
i don't get how she has such big chebs but also so skinny

>>53300834
she's greek/welsh

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>>53300801

>>53300726
>Bearing
Tis doth a heavy burden for the fragile lilies young maiden doth be.

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>>53300713
>you will never be a soldier in Vietnam and sing some comfy songs with the lads after killing some gooklets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0

>>53300773
lasted 10 seconds lmao

>yanks

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Ariana Grande

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Had an idea to read sites like Elite Daily and Buzzfeed to better understand the female mind but it's impossible. Women have literally no insight at all. All the dumb lies (we just want a nice guy with a good sense of humor, but all men are jerks!) we joke about they actually believe. The only thing I learned is that females are incapable of honest self-reflection.

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>>53300849
up to our necks m8

you have to wear panties on omegle too otherwise everyone will just ignore your tiny dick

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>mfw i had to abort a bad 600ug trip with 5mg of etizolam

>>53300905
>>53300849
>huns
hahahahahaha

>>53300905
DIRTY

BLUE NOSED

HUN

BASTARDS

>>53300895
one of the few hags posted here that has been so atrocious its actually made me burst out laughing

>>53299783
neither of them look very slavic, you're a retard, Nigel

>>53300927
>average_yorkshire_lads.jpg

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>Haven't wanked in 4 days
>Cock hasn't gotten any bigger

why did you niggers lie to me

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>>53300932
>>53300936
the famines over, you're welcome to go home

>>53299908

>tfw used to be exactly like this
>tfw stopped being a faggot
>tfw 8.5/10 slavic qt gf now

feels good desu lads

>>53300901

women as individuals barely think at all. they offload major decisions to the hive and rely heavily on groupthink. they won't consider dating someone if they think he might not get the approval of all her friends.

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>>53300932
>>53300936
>taigs in a brit thread

neck yourselves

>>53300948
shouldn't you be out gang-raping women, mohammed?

>>53300968
pay denbts

How do I stop hyperventilating?

>>53300852
i'd post a fedora but its a tired meme, have a you i guess

>>53300901
Having theories about the female mind is not the kind of thing that will help you interact with women. Why don't you just accept that you require them for happiness and our society requires them to survive. Stop trying to question their value because their value is self-evident.

>>53300760
back in the early 1900s, were communist movements very popular in wales? or scotland, england or ireland for that matter

the only radical movements i know about are the blackshirts tbqh

>>53300992

benzos or a decent whack of codeine

>>53300602
diversity is our identity! having no cohesive unity with our dozens of different ethnic groups strengthens us! please kill me!

>>53300968
>>53300979
REPARATIONS FOR SLAVERY WHEN

>>53300978
You don't actually believe this don't you not?

>>53300804
Oh I had something with citric acid in too and apparantly that can enhance the effects. is that true? it was just two bottles of j20 i think

>>53300992
To be sincere,
I have no idea.

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>>53300986
old shit m8, next season is all

>>53300633
Fucking hell that is annoying

bit tired, its only 1am on a Fri
Thinking bout doin a sleep

>>53301078
pots volleyball girls

>>53300997
>bearing
>baring

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>>53301078
>2 and 4

/brit/ more like shit lmao!

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>>53300999
The point was to understand why I'm not attractive to women. The answer is obviously that I have an ugly face but women always have to make up some nonsense to justify their primal reaction to my bad genetics. There is no "game," lads, no trick to attraction: looks, money and power are the *only* things that matter.

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>>53301094
into water polo atm lad
3 desu

>>53300999
i'm not normally one to care about digits but these stirred up my autism

had a Serbian gf, was a massive racist
really nice girl, bit mental though

>>53300872
>having a pint with the lads
>for some reason start to discuss if we would join the military
>i say i'd be an apache pilot so i can blow ragheads to bits
>another lad says he wishes he was a yank so he could fly warthogs
>everybody laughs
>except for the gf's of a couple of the lads who for some reason insisted on coming with them
>they get upset and call us heartless, imply racism, the full works
>kills the mood

why are girls such bores lads. pubs should be woman free zones.

>>53301135
then at least post some attractive ones m8

>>53301135
good lord those tan lines...
>hide post

>>53301134
you should cultivate the pity angle

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>Americucks

>>53301147
Fedora.jpg

>>53301147
Dont know about that lad.
Most of the girls I go to the pub and pool bar with are a right laugh, and the whole group gets on splendidly.

>>53301135
...

>>53301134
Alright mate. But on the off-chance that personality does in some way factor into the choices women make, doing research to confirm your belief that women are vapid sluts is not going to make it easier for you to interact with them.

>>53301147
I can't explain why women are useless at things like that but if you've ever read the "movies women will never understand" replies about master and commander you'll get it

me and the gf

>>53301147
In Italy they have bars that are de facto men only

Not to be exclusionary or anything but just to act as spaces where men can relax and unwind a bit

There are plenty of de facto women only places around where they can unwind without men

>>53300872
Army banter is outrageous, wish I wasn't so weak and pathetic so I could've joined

Just remember that ultimately nobody is in charge

You are surrounded by social institutions and cultural customs but these are spooks, they aren't real. They are held together by magic. That deed in the land registry that says Mr XYZ owns plot ABC of land? That deed is not just paper but magic paper. Your money has magical properties that mean it isn't just cheap paper but actually worth something.

>>53301248
Alri Milo

just did my morning bog lads x

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me and the gf

>>53301038
No idea lad, but I doubt it

>>53301293
spoiler that hog

>>53301207
Well KFC does have round tables.

>>53301252
as enthusiastic about the concept as you seem they are called gay bars

>search for album on Soulseek
>two hits
>one guy with 100 kbps but a long queue
>one guy with 50 kbps
JUST

http://strawpoll.me/6486644

http://strawpoll.me/6486644

http://strawpoll.me/6486644

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>>53301312

I am a JJB Manager and you're all scum

YOU should respect me as your superior

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>>53301299
>2 and 4

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>>53301312
>Place
>164
>165

>that second just before you come

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>>53301207

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>walk up to some co-workers
>one girl asks "so you like X (other girl) don't you?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53301299
whats that thing on the left

aria is literally just not going to respond because she didn't get that wonderful joke

what a bitch

I have got THINGS, TO DO!

>>53301350
when she succ u under the table

>>53301373
That my friend is what you would call a walking case of skin cancer

>>53301355
maras kaleidoscope

>>53301370
feel like she wouldn't bring that up if X didn't reciprocate

>>53301350
2 a best

>>53301309
Now there are only gay bars
But pub culture in the UK and here used to be largely male

>>53301320
North America BTFO

>>53301380
>lottie you hottie

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>when he doesn't listen to Rammstein

>>53301403
I think it's because they saw us walk by talking together and when I came back they prodded me

>>53301423
one of the better lines

>>53301380
good joke, i would've responded

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>>53301354
>Status: Aborted
>Progress: 4.3%

wish radical movements were a popular thing in this country. would absolutely love going to rallies, singing songs, etc

don't really care if it's fascist or communist, i'm edgy enough to just turn up to one

>>53301466
ew

>>53301429

DU
DU HAST
DU HAST MICH

>tfw Discover Weekly is a bunch of shitty rap that sounds exactly the same
fugg

>Beth give us a nesh

>>53301466
Radicals here are pretty dull, regardless of orientation all they do is sit around and complain

What movie should I watch that has a guy getting pushed to his edge and then fighting back and beating the shit out of people that try to act hard? I need more stuff like Fists of Fury.

>>53301450
tbf they may have just sensed mutual, normies usually have a nose for this sort of thing

>>53301429

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrFSupNT7rA

prefer this over rammstein always :DDDDDD

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>>53301461
Dw lad she literally just did

could someone pass me the lube? really jammed up here

>>53301466
same tbqh

>>53301487
establishment status quo KEK

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>>53301465

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>>53301488
>when his favourite song isn't Sonne

>some girl in my college has diabetes
>she's a literal walking tumblrette stereotype
>one day she's crying on the floor, saying she's going to die but she doesn't want to eat her chocolate
>everyone is surrounding her giving her attention
>my mate walks up to her, takes her chocolate and says "I'll have it if you don't want it" and then he walked away eating it

Haha banter

>>53301502

Falling Down

>>53301521
ask her if she wants to go to the arias with you

tell her you are on home and away

>>53301384
Whatever happened to that guy?

>>53301380
how did you expct her to respond u nong

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>wish radical movements were a popular thing in this country. would absolutely love going to rallies, singing songs, etc

>don't really care if it's fascist or communist, i'm edgy enough to just turn up to one

>>53301521
>how fancy
fuck this bitch
i thought it was a cracker cunt
ditch the witch, she aint worth your time.

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Night lads

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Any other Scotcucks here remember the School Ceilidh dances where you had to touch a girls hips

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>>53301466

join the psychedelic society

>>53301521
that kind of typing is disgustingly unladylike, you dodged a bullet

>>53301500
like students

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>>53301500
>tfw I just realised this is literally the ONLY Canadian person I know

>>53301517
Not HIM, brother?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md_9U3ZBF8g

>>53301556
Watched it yesterday.

>>53301575
I do

I also remember the teacher getting really angry at this chinese kid because he refused to dance with the fat girl, haha

>>53299783
r8 my singin lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ToW3dw6XVW

Starting to really like Americans

>>53301544
top lad

>>53301544
based

brit how do i stay awake for the next 3 hours? I feel like collapsing.

>>53301592
stop posting these hambeasts

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>UKIP becoming more and more of a joke party

I guess we'll never take our country back from the pakis and leftists.

>>53301563
He suicided.

>>53301610

nah not my style, i have such a retarded taste for music.

>>53301544
haha

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>>53301592
>tfw you literally go to the same school as this slag

>>53301635
drugs

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>>53301641
haha alri jez?

Lads, should I wrap a zoot and then go to bed or just go to bed?

>>53301641
>our
what have you ever contributed to the country m8

>>53301544
she was fat yeah?

In love with a girl with glasses who works in the Cheers liquor store in Revelstoke, British Columbia

>>53301690
zoot suit

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>DWP fit-to-work assessments cost more money than they save, report reveals

Yeah and it costs more money to lock a murderer up than it does to send them on holiday to the Bahamas.

>>53301641
same is happening to labour though

britain's probably just gonna stay the way it is now for many years to come- essentially, a neocentrist, Blairite state

>>53301690
do a 24 hour /brit/ spree
as in, post here for 24 hours straight

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>>53301664
haha wew lad

>>53301696
1 white British person is worth 1000 pakis

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>britain's probably just gonna stay the way it is now for many years to come- essentially, a neocentrist, Blairite state

>>53301571
night