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>Portucleans
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>>53280606
>those balkans

Maşallah
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Green = Liars
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WTF? That's disgusting. Plus who would say no, at least lie about it you disgusting fucks!

Then again
>jakubmarian
I just hope it's bullshit like the rest of those meme maps.
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>>53280606
>Shitaly

>Nevercleanlands
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>shitalians
>nethershits
>belgshits
>germans
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>use public toilet
>wash hands
>someone just leaves without washing right in front of you and the door closed already
>tfw can't touch the door handle and have to use a paper towel like a total autist
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Do people not do that right away?
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>>53281584
more like Nevercleanhands desu
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Of course I don't. Life is short. I don't have time to waste washing my hands.
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>washing your hands after touching your own penis

how do these people live
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We're probably the only one who didn't lie desu

I don't wash my hands after a piss, literally no need. I don't touch my piss, shower every day and I am pretty sure my dick is actually cleaner than my hands
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>>53281725
In immigrant countries they don't. Asians are very uncleany here. Our local ex-minority (now the majority) have a problem with washing hands because many of them are from very uncultured villages. They also used to have a chicken poo liquor in the past :D Those who live in city for 2-3 generations hate country people and don't even identify as their own nation, desperate to mix with Russians, etc.
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>>53281845
I don't even touch anything tbqh
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>>53281257
?
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>>53281720
>Autistria
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>>53280606
tbf I usually just use water
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>>53282225
This.
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>>53280606
>shitalians

Good to know. I'll never eat in their restaurants, if I visit their disgusting country.
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>>53281584
>>53281703
>>53282295
We dont use soap because we use "dry cleaner" for the hands , is more useful and faster.
Dumb idiots
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>>53280606
I do but this map seems not true the nords tend to be cleaner right?
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>>53282445
>Italians get so much piss on their hands they have to dry them

Can't make this shit up
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>>53282505
>Dutch reading comprehension
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>>53282295
you should not immediately believe every statistic map you see on the internet, and especially on 4chan
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>>53280606
Toothpaste nation is disgusting
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>>53282445
We had this argument yesterday with an Indian
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>>53282970
Yeah but we dont shit in the streets.
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>>53280606
To begin with we're not what you'd call human. Over the
past one thousand years a kind of consciousness formed layer by
layer in the crucible of the Sousa valley. It's not unlike the way
life started in the oceans four billion years ago. The Douro river
was our primordial soup, a base of evolution --
We are formless. We are the very discipline and morality that
portuguese people invoke so often. How can anyone hope to eliminate us?
As long as this nation exists, so will we.
The mapping of the human genome was completed early this century.
As a result, the evolutionary log of the human race lay open to
us.But there are things not covered by genetic information.
Human memories, ideas. Culture. History.
Is it something that should not be passed on? Should that
information be left at the mercy of nature?We've always kept records of our lives. Through words, pictures,
symbols... from tablets to books...But not all the information was inherited by later generations. A
small percentage of the whole was selected and processed, then
passed on. Not unlike genes, really.But in the current, digitized world, trivial information is
accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never
fading, always accessible.All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at
an alarming rate.It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of
evolution
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>>53283140
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>washing your hands

Nice immune system you have there. Hope you don't get a cold because you'll most likely die.
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>>53281584
>>53281703
>>53282295
>>53282505

t. bidetless countries.
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>>53283396
t. luca
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>>53280606
Its the islamic higiene
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>not licking your hands after wiping your ass to improve your immune system
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>>53280606
>Turkey 94%

lol no
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>>53280606
I though washing hands after toilet was a meme? It's not like I piss or shit on my hands gimme a break.

btw I am visiting the States I'm an Aussie.
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>>53281845
your anus has a lot of fecal bacteria near it
this bacteria gets spread by ass sweat to your dick and balls and it does well in the slightly humid and warm environment within your underwear

still though your hands are touching everything everyone else has touched from door handles, public transport etc etc
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>>53281720
>not waiting till someone else enters and catching the door
Amateur
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>>53280606
> Bosneat & Herzegovina
> Turclean

Allahu akbar / 10 would eat with my hands again
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>>53280606
Green = muslims
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Those 4% are Italian tourist.
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We went from barbarians, to pirates, to slave traders, to opressors, to weed and drugs greaseballs.

It wouldnt surprise me one bit.
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>>53284424
And the normal people are farmers.
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>>53281720
I never EVER touch public toilet door handles. I always use my elbows like a total autist.
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>dat islamic hygene
>shitty-handed dutch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette
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>>53284356
Serbia: 5% of Muslim, Sweden: 10% of Muslim population. Nice try Ahmet
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>Come out of the cubicle at work after having a shit then sitting still to hide from co-worker interaction on my lunch break
>leave the cubicle
>just as I leave one of my co-workers walks in
>feel uncomfortable
>look at him and smile
>about to leave when I realise I haven't washed my hands
>start washing my hands
>accidentally overdo it
>by the time I finish he is washing his hands and walking to the blow dryer
>I have to use the blow dryer next to him
>don't know what to say, very awkward
>end up looking at him and saying 'you know blow dryers spread germs'
>flick water from my hands over his crotch
>'now your penis has my poop germs'
>force out a laugh
>he calls me weird and storms off
>tfw I am sure he told the rest of the workforce what happened
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>>53284543
Serbia isn't fully green though my bosniak friend.
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Do people actually piss on their hands? I dont see why you would wash otherwise
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>>53284550
stop doing this uk
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>>53283140
What fuck are you talking about Alberto
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>>53284637
Filthy cunt
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>>53284753

Its only piss you queer
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>>53284827
Irish scum
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>americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-OYM7AhW7Q
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>>53284637
I bet these guys use only water too and think it does something
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>>53284489
This.
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>>53285051
Of course it does.
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Why inst Portugal red. are the aussies asleep?
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>>53284550

>flick water from my hands over his crotch
>'now your penis has my poop germs'
>force out a laugh
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>>53283140
this !
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>>53285291
How was school,son?
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>>53284550
>>flick water from my hands over his crotch
>>'now your penis has my poop germs'
>>force out a laugh
So effectively he bummed you?
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>>53283140

you've lost it alberto
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>>53280606
nice fucking try t*rkey
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>>53285438
Fala Portuguese tenho desdém a inglês. sou pescador btw
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>>53284004
In Turkey they say "Cleanliness comes from faith" so yea
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You should wash your hands BEFORE you use the toilet.
Your dick and ass are probably 100 times cleaner than your hands.

t. George Carlin (PBUH)
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>westerns
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>>53283588
>Islamic "hygiene".
They literally wipe the shit out of their asses with their own hands, of course they'll clean them.

The real issue here is if any amount of soap can remove the latest trace of stink of feces that were in contact with the very hands they use to eat. And the answer seems obvious to me.
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>>53285973
This.
>Touch evvery shit in the street
>Touch your dick
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>>53286347
muslims wipe their ass with the left hand and eat with the right hand
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>>53286551
And they never clap? Never rub hands from the cold?
Never pass something from the left hand to the right one?

What about what gets stuck under the fingernails?
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>>53286689
muslim countries aren't cold, dad

also,
devuelvenos el horo
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>>53286814
>muslim countries aren't cold, dad

Well it depends, Afghanistan and Iran are choked full of high mountains
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>>53287088
so are we and that doesn't make it any less warmer
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>washing your hands when you have no intention of going meeting anyone else
cucked to the bone
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>>53281845
this. netherlands confirmed for most honest.
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>>53280606
Wtf is going on in NL?
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>>53281777

Found the dinpoo
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>>53287224
If you are talking about Puerto Rico I wouldn't call 1300m high mountain (there are several summits above 7000m in Afghanistan and the whole country is basically covered of mountains)
I don't what you 2 were talking about tho, just sayin'
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>>53280606
this map is more like non-arab/population ratio i guess (except albertoland)
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>>53284004
"Cleanliness come from the faith"
"Cleanliness is half of faith"

which means your half-muslim if youre dirty, evenmore islam doesnt allow you to daily-pray if you didnt do the ablution
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Ultimately this map proves Islam works.
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>>53288018
>evenmore islam doesnt allow you to daily-pray if you didnt do the ablution
Yeah, that's why every truck driver and local worker who arrived in Kandahar smelled like a fucking wet dog who just shat himself.
Religion of peace and cleanliness, I tell you.
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>>53288340
Well Christians are supposed to love charity yet no one barely looks at homeless in the street, it's the same

>inb4 hello mohammed
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>>53288340
>thracian truck driver + raki
>muslim

pick one
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>map shows muh superior Europe as unclean shits
>oh lol we're just more honest lol

The map is ABSOLUTELY true about the Dutch. I was shocked to see how many people never washed their hands with soap. Even many tourists here don't. Ewwwwww.
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>>53288340
Nigger it work atleast islam teaches personal hygiene
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It really nonsensical to wash after taking a piss desu. You're probably contaminating your dick when you take a piss, not the other way around. You're dick has been protected by your pants, while your hands have been out in the world touching dirty shit.
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>>53289436
>not washing both before and after

btw, you realize your crotch is home to all sorts of bacteria, right?
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>>53289509
Maybe your crotch is, Milo. Here in America we shower on a regular basis.
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>>53289319
dont act like youd be clean if we didnt bring hamam to you
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>>53284514
>muslims
>hygiene
You obviously never took a look at their Western ghettos and countries.
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>>53289436
This. Washing your hands at home is autistic.
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>>53290977
Trust a french to tell you about personal hygiene
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>they don't wipe their dickhole after pissing
>they don't wipe their hands afterwards
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>>53280606
>78%
Fucking hell man. So 22% dont wash their hands after using the toilet. That is fucking disgusting. I bet its the east germans
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>>53282445
>We dont use soap because we use "dry cleaner" for the hands
what the fuck do you mean? you know other cultures like japs wash even their asses and you pizza niggers dont even have the decency to wash your hands????
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teste
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>>53280606
>hollandirts
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>turkfriends
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Why would you even touch your penis at all??

I don't touch door handles, I don't touch my penis, I use toilet paper to flush the toilet (I seriously hope you don't touch that, it's basically touching everyones dick who's been in there) and I don't use the washing sink that everyone uses.
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>>53280606
My dick is clean, why should I wash my hands after touching it? Now, before touching it, of course.
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>>53280606

Prove we are not turks.

Also prove that the rest of Balkan is dirty turks.
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>>53293677
They could be still washing their hands without soap though.
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I just have bought the new AOEII DLC. I fucking love this game.
Just made pic
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>>53294221
>yfw balkan would be euroindians just like the west is, if you didnt govern them
youre welcome
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if i take a shit, yes.

piss? not unless my shlong stinks, so maybe 10% of the time.
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why are europoors so dirty
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Literally can't give a shit. Rarely wash my hands and I touch fucking everything.
Never get sick ever. Fuck you pansies afraid of some germs
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>>53281720
well other people do that so you should do that anyway
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