You shit onto the ceramic and not into the water in Germany? Fucking savages.
A better question is how the fuck did you go from an empire into the shit state you're in today? Then again I can't say much either because America (and especially Delaware) has gone to shit as well.
that's actually how we should poop americunt
I honestly don't get these fucking toilets, they're absolutely disgusting and there's zero reason for it.
Next thing you know, Germans are going to invent a machine that scoops up the poop immediately after it falls, brings it up over your head, and rubs it in your hair.