>come home >elevator door opens >see this wat do

CHEEKI BREEKI

Wonder why there is an elevator in my house

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>>53271765
when I show up on a party...

>>53271765
>"Blya patsany, ya pivo zabil"

>>53271765
>13 people in the elevator

for elevator safety alone I would not enter

>tfw I often dream of crashing to my death in elevator

I wonder if my blood pressure is dropping for some reason

>>53271765

>step out elevator
>'scuze me lads
>walk past them
>enter home
>fire up computer
>shitpost wildly for hours

>>53271765

Btw I just noticed that the elevator door seems to lead into a staircase. Is that Soviet logic?

>>53271765
Take the stairs.

pull out bottles of vodka and krokodil and join the party

>>53272224
The guy with the camera is inside the elevator.

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join their nice party of course

>>53273221

Yes. And the lads outside are sitting on a staircase, no? Why does an elevator lead directly into a staircase? I don't get it...

>>53271765
I remember: "No Russian".

Smile, go up to my apartment and bring a few beers. Then offer to sell them a few kilograms of smuggled tobacco.

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>>53273814
Forgot pic.

>>53271765
crack open a baltika 6 porter, open a bag of smoki snacks and hang with gopniks