Hello what is your favourite french movie? Do you know "Blue

I like old French comedy movies. Modern cinema not so much, not my thing.

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>>53269430
It was meh but very well acted. I hated the sex scenes though.
Also
>french kids are taught tribal dancing

Those about Gendarmerie with Louis Defines

>>53269430
hot movie

>>53269430
isn't the protagonist like Greek?

I like French movies because some movies have real sex scenes but with an beautiful story. It gives some kind of feeling that I can't find anywhere else. I always thought that this is the REAL cinema.

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>>53269430
new wave artsy type shit,vivre sa vie
Also Le samourai, Delon is based. And speaking of which watch Purple Moon, I liked it more as an adaptation that The Talented Mr Ripley a lot edgier and charismatic

>>53269721
Just go watch porn, horny monkey.

>>53269430
Never watched any. Not into movies. Can you recommend me one ? And that is found on Netflix if possible.

>>53269430
Yes I like this movie

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>>53269805
Kill youself disgusting latino

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My favorite French film is La Haine, OP.

>>53269866
You first, literal monkey.

>>53269805
lol, a midget latino calling his neighbor a monkey. You are a monkey to the rest of the world too, mister-almost-non-existing-south-amerisomething.

Anything by Gaspar Noé desu

>>53269430
i saw this move wtf they have real sex

>>53270314
>midget
Nice projection, chimp.

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>>53269805
>>53269866
>>53270067
>>53270314
>>53270454
oh this is nice

I thought The 400 Blows was really touching.

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>no French gf

>>53269951
>a nigger, a jew and a sandnigger walk into a bar

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>>53269430
>Hello what is your favourite french movie?

Probably pic related or Kieslowskis color trilogy.

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>>53270488
but that's the kind of monkey show you are used to see, cuck.

"La French" was awesome.

irreversible the fire extinguisher scene

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>>53270758

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>>53269430
Unlless they changed everything but the name from the comicbook its supposedly based on, it can't be good.

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>>53270525

>tfw when i have a french gf

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We got to see pic related in the cinema in secondary school.

>>53269430
>Do you know "Blue is the warmest colour"?

i bought a physical copy of it. its a good movie.

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>>53270843

>tfw when
>the face when when
>

tomboy

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>>53269430
That's a shit movie, faglord.

La grande vadrouille

Based de Funés

>>53269951
the guy in the middle is also in Un Prophete?

>>53271388
no, not the same actor

white snow, mostly because it is the last one I watched that wasn't a story about spiralling sexual degeneracy

That said I want to cum on the tummy of the girl from young and pretty

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this ones nice

also saw that one where the guy punches his pregnant gf in the stomach until she miscarries then runs away and decides to kill someone i think but then something goes wrong and he decides to go fuck his mentally retarded daughter instead and that's considered a happy ending. can't remember what it was called though

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>>53270893
>the face when
fucknig newfriend

i'm gonna spoonfeed you, it's that feel when

>>53272049
>>>

I stand alone

a Gaspard Noé movie

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<--- Little master piece.

>>53272049
Bit degenerate desu.

We're forcing sexuality on gay children when children shouldn't have a sexuality period.

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>>53269430
irreversible

Do the French produce the best movies on continental Europe? The only tv shows I watch from there are Danish.

>>53272337
are you honestly implying that some kid will just go and watch a lewd frenchfag film?

>>53272285
de que va?¿?¿?

>>53272390
some swedish films are okay-ish, it's just hard for me as a Finn to take the characters seriously during some high intensity scene due to them sounding like faggots with shriveled balls :DD

>>53270880
>that movie
ZZZzzzz

>>53272390
pretty much, its between france and italy
by sheer population numbers germans probably should be up their but everyone knows they have no souls so they cant make good films

>>53272390
This>>53272464
Italian and Russian cinema also have some masterpieces

>>53270880
this film made me not racist for about 5 minutes, but then i remembered that non-whites are icky lol

>>53272517
>italian movies
>good

best kek

>>53272453

Un hombre antisocial y violento sin oficio ni beneficio que acaba de salir de la cárcel y se enfrenta a todo Cristo. Ambientada en la Francia de los años 80, llena de inmigrantes y con un desempleo galopante... recuerda mucho a la España actual.

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Mustang.

>>53272579
Death Race nigga.

>>53272579
i dunno lad gomorra was pretty good
also you guys started neorealism which influenced everything after it

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>>53272697
>>53272745
let me be more specific

>contemporary Italian movies
>good

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One of the comfiest movies I've ever seen.

>>53272697
>Death Race
heeeeelloooooooooo reddit

>>53272852
yes?

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the one where they fuck eva green

>>53272873
death race is shit, i bet you like mad cuck feminist road too

Le Samouraï is my personal favourite, but I do like most everything Melville directed.

i've always imagined that in the french movie industry all the pretension of Donnie Darko is inside every single movie

>>53272919
fucking terrible movie, the only good part were literally her tits only.

>>53272618

>I will never have 4 daughters to use me as a pillow on a comfy weekend afternoon

>>53273060
what do you mean?

I remember a movie.
It was about a guy who got captured in an japanese(?) submarine. I remember a part where he ate a compass, and the ending where you see a big wheel being destroyed by the japs.

>>53273089
i agree

>>53269430

The only french movies I know are the Asterix ones

Is that movie about a Indian guy who comes to france to cook french ?

>>53272919
>tfw no jew gf with nice boobs
end my life now family

only french movie worth seeing is ratatouille

>French people in charge of not putting underage lesbian teens in every movie

Noice

>>53273381
IT'S ART YOU DON'T GET IT

>>53272808

I met her in a party. She sucks my dick in the toilet.

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Such a fantastic movie, would have to be one of my all time favourites - the director made another good film- The Grain of something

as for my other favourite movies it'd have to go

2. Le Mepris
3. 400 Blows
4. Stolen Kisses
5. Love at Twenty
6. Pierrot le Fou

>>53272285
fuck I forgot about this movie too

the Bach scene is the only movie to have made me cry, great film

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>>53269805
>>53269866
>>53270067
>>53270314

>>53272579
lad

I Vitelloni and Il Sorpasso are fantastic

>>53272919
that was such a shit movie - that fuckhead Italian director literally had the easiest cast and story to make a good film and some how ruined it

should be deported if he's still alive

What sort of international movies are popular in France? I always imagined Paul Newman movies would be big in France

Le pénis poilu.

I recommended this film.

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>>53273783
Luc Besson!
>mfw

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>>53269430
>"French" """""Romantic""""" """""Comedies"""""
No thx

>>53272603
GRACIAS TIO, ME LA BAJE para verla y es un peliculon.

French cinema is best cinema
>La grande illusion
>Le samourai
>Vivre sa vie
>Au revoir les enfants
>Le scaphandre et le papillon
>Un prophète

And the list goes on and on, France is truly the GOAT cunt.

La planète sauvage

>>53274075
>>Le scaphandre et le papillon

boringest film I've ever watched along with cachè

French comedies are god tier imo. Tais-toi! being my all time favourite

le pénis sauvage

>>53274146
>boringest
Also, why didn't you like it? Too slow?

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>>53269430
Frontière(s)

>>53269430
blood diamond
i like the way they filmed paris

Le pénis itinérant, by Jean Gaspar Loudux.

Qu'est-ce qu'on a fait au Bon Dieu?" (Serial (Bad) Weddings) tells the tale of two stuffy, white, Catholic parents whose daughters horrify them by marrying men of other religions and ethnic backgrounds.
Three are already wed - to an Arab Muslim, a north African Jew, and a Chinese man - and Maman and Papa place all their hope in their youngest daughter, only to discover that she has promised herself to a man from Ivory Coast.

Themroc :^)

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>A woman will never put this much effort in you.

>>53269866
>>53270314
why so many brazilians on this board are latinos in denial? kek

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>>53269430
Sheitan est vrai che-d'oeuvre, un ostie de paysan blanc completement crackpot qui massacre des criss de sand niggers, que demandé de mieux, esse...

Kaamelott, même si yé pas encore sorti

I really liked Delicatessen. I guess that's at the more accessible end of things compared to black-and-white art films about lesbians, so maybe I'm a pleb

Léolo is French canadian so is French.

>>53274486

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk43HriPEz0

great comedy about frenchcucks

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>>53274851
Utilise le terme Québécois, Jose Rodriguez...

>>53274851
I'm french canadian and I don't feel like french of france at all, but they're still my bros

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>>53275010
Ouain, cé ca ostie de débile profond de paysan, utilise le terme canadien francais, tabarnak de bon colonisé...

>>53275141
Avant de me traiter de colonisé, tu devrais peut-être arrêter de poster la photo de la plus grande traitesse de la nation, criss de moron

>>53269483
>>53269586
This.

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>can only remember one interesting French speaking film I've ever watched
>google keywords to remember the name
>it's Man Bites Dog
>turns out it's Belgian

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>>53275316
De quoi tu parle mon caliss d'attardé sale...Eugénie est notre petite princesse parfaite que tout le monde adore et vénere!

>>53275439
Le petite fille du westmount qui change son nom pour sonner plus anglophone. Qui méprise les francophones. Voici une preuve : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhCpOwJ1zy0

S'pas comme si elle était bonne au tennis en plus

>>53272049
I fucking love Waterlilies, torrent please?

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>>53275561
....a pourrait t'insulté en anglais pis t'adorais ca, mon tabarnak de sissy sale....

>>53274075
>Au revoir les enfants

We watched that like twice with

E V E R Y
V
E
R
Y

French class.
Sill enjoyed it evertim

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>>53269430

J'adore:

À bout de souffle

Les quatre cents coups

Le Beau Serge
etc.

obtenir sur mon "level"

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>>53269759
Le Samourai was one of the corniest movies i've ever tried to watch. I couldn't believe it was so well regarded because it was so fucking hard to watch even the first 5 minutes of it without laughing uncontrollably and having to pause.

We ended up stopping it and watching Badlands instead and I'm glad we did. Shit was amazing even though i don't like Malick that much. Top 10 favorite movie.

Fav french movie is Alphaville I guess

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>>53275702
>Eugénie Bourchard

>>53273527
you're lying though

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People's in this thread need to Jewgle the term(New french extremity) and actually watch some great French films, not just some fuckin meme shit from 1965...

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10/10 best comedy ever.

>>53275702
Va te crisser dans le four, dans 1 an, elle sera même pu dans le top 50 et tout le monde va se calisser d'elle, à part peut-être les compagnies de film de cul. Tu devrais calissement avoir un autre fantasme que cette caliss d'anglo insignifiante. J'espère que tu as pas voté pour Trudeau mon caliss.

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>>53275885
best german film pic related

Le Petit Nicolaus :3

>>53269430
This is the only french film I've watched. It was really good and the blue haired girl .. delicious

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>>53275904
Tu peux wacké ton petit pénis en pensant a elle, mais t'aura jamais une chance, Jacques, hon hon!

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>>53276043
Wow, t'ai tellement un petit paysan frustré...tu sais que tu ne seras jamais a son niveau...cé une vraie déesse pis tu devrais la worshipper comme un bon negre...

>>53276110
j'va venir dans ma blonde bien avant

>>53275948
>feels insecure because of his pleb-tier taste.
>refers to everyone else's taste as "meme-tier" because he can't call it poor film.

Sooooo sadddd

ITT : des osti de fuckall

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>>53276223
>worshipper

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>>53276246
Laissse moi deviner, Big Bubba...tu pense que la scrap de Jean-Luc Godard est le summum du cinéma francais?

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The one with the french jewish qt

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>>53269430
>Hello what is your favourite french movie?
MONTJOIE! MONTJOIE!

>Do you know "Blue is the warmest colour"?
c'est okay

>>53276352
Non, mais je pense que les films transgressives sont enfantin. est-ce que vous sentez comme un grand garçon? sooo edgy, m8.

>>53269430
None. Ive once watched some Godard films, but shits fucking boring. In another story i had to stop watching The city of lost children about 10 minutes after the opening, because it was overacted too much. Since then, i havent had a motivation to pick up something else.

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>>53269430
>You will never fuck Lea in the pooper

why live

>>53269430
Last Year at Marienbad

>>53269430
Persepolis and Blame It On Fidel

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>>53269430

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>>53269430

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>>53279196

>>53279196
One of the favourites of my Blu-ray collection.

Great taste chap

>>53269430
the discrete charm of the bourgeoisie is pretty funny desu

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>>53269430
Has anyone seen Sundays and Cybele? It's a really sweet and feelsy french movie. It's mostly forgotten since it won the Oscar for Best Foreign Film while the New Wave was at its height

>>53269430
I DO LOVE FRENCH MOVIE

Le Placard
Betty blue
Nocturn Indien
Intouchables
Mauvais Sang

I like Xavier Dolan's films as well (He is Québécois tho)

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>>53280892

But the best director is Ozu desu senpai

>>53281403
WHAT!?!?!?
I don't like Japanese classic films

>>53281614
faggot

>>53276029
Depardieu go back to drinking your vodka.

>>53281641
then tell me why it attracts you specifically

>>53281729
isn't he playing Stalin in an upcoming movie?

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I like Quebec movies

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>>53281925
Tu viens d'ou, mon negre?

>>53280635
I watched this, excellent pedo girllover movie.

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Do series count as well?
Easily one of the best I have ever seen.

>>53282001
Nord de l'Ontario actuellement

Dien Bien Phu

>>53281776
Ozu's camera work was groundbreaking, innovative. The cinemotography was decades ahead of its time, and the storyline is as intricate as it is poignant/beautiful.

>>53282305
thanks

>>53282397
he's not congratulating you personaly, dumbshit

>>53282460
he's thanking for his answer, rude surrendermonkey

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>>53282190
Pauvre toi...mais sérieusement une couple de recommendation de films Québécois...

Les Sept Jours du talion
Elvis Gratton(les trois, hon hon)
Discopathe

Deux jours, une nuit made me all weepy.

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>>53269430
Taxi

+it has a great OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU_xrxdNlaQ

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>>53282170
It's the platonic ideal of a man-girl relationship

>tfw it can never last

>>53269430
Amelia

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>>53269430
Blue is not the warmest colour though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wien's_displacement_law

>>53272772
>muh checco zalone
>muh cinepanettone

the fact you can't find good movies it doesn't mean they don't exist

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>>53269430
>>53278244
; - ; kill me

>>53283217
true! hahahahaha

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>>53280635
>mostly forgotten
by Americans maybe

>>53269430
Like most movies it was pretty boring except for the bits with boobs

>>53283284
name four good movies that came out in 2015