>americans say 'poop' seriously literal manchildren

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>Urinating is called tinkling in America

>in Dutch poepen means pooping
>in Flemish poepen means having sex

>>53251395
Flemish people are the true Germans.

why is american culture so immature?
ive never heard anyone over the age of 5 say poop here. its always shite

>>53251534
Shite is indeed much more mature. I always say blurry flurry like a real adult.

>>53251577
i use poopy woopy
or winky woo if im going to take a waz

>>53251315
Shut up poopyhead

>>53251611
Throwing the refugees out.

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>americans unironically say "Tummy"

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>americans call a fizzy drink '''''soda'''''

>>53251353
m8

>>53251744
>not referring to all soft drinks as "Coke"

>>53251353
Brb I have to go take a sissy

>>53251744
Pop*

Anyways most people say "I'm going to take a number 2" ordering stuff from McDonald's did this to us desu.

>>53251315
>Americans:
>No can't show anything remotely sexual or revealing
>Graphic carnage on a mass scale? No problem!

"Take a dump" and "shit" are more common.

>>53252395
>USA is number 1
>pooping is number 2

>>53251534
Our country was founded by the outcast of Europe