Post countries that are uninvadable

Sweden

>>53238929
Bet you we could.

>>53238959
>country

>>53238929

The British isles have been successfully invaded many times throughout history.

Sweden? Zero times.

>>53239016

Keep dreaming kiddo

>>53239056

I said countries not Muslim caliphates

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not technically a country nowadays but is essentially impenetrable
if i recall correctly, the English Royal Family was supposed to hide out there if the British Isles were conquered.

>extremely rough seas all around it
>majority of coastline is 50ft cliffs
>main city is easily dependable due to a bottleneck harbour

>>53239176

Then why did you imply that your thread was about the constituent countries of the UK?

>>53239019
But you can't invade it because international agreements and shits.

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>>53239176
Clearly OP posted the wrong picture, as it is both a caliphate and has been successfully invaded and conquered like 6 times throughout history.

That's UK from the sky? It looks very green and beautiful.

I always find it interesting such a tiny island conquered the world (didn't manage to conquer USA though). How did it happen?

USA has never been invaded either but the Japanese bomb us in Pearl Harbor. We got them back x 2.

>>53239285

Looks like a CGI to me.

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>>53239210
pic related is the harbour

there is a military base called fort amherst located right on the bottleneck, with large hills on the outside of the bottleneck

>>53239331

The man who made Lord of the Rings was a very Catholic guy from the UK. I imagine being surrounded by green hills all the time give him his inspiration for the Hobbits.

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>>53239285
>it's an American education post

>>53239285
>How did it happen?

Racial superiority

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>Raid on the Medway
>Glorious Revolution

UK got invaded twice by the fucking Dutch. Can't make this shit up.

>>53238929
What about the Norman invasion of England, and no rebelions don't count as an ongoing war

>>53239285

you fucking retard, do you think with London and all of the UK's cities it'd still be lush and green?

Why are the British Isles so aesthetically pleasing?

>>53239463

Ironically Brits look totally opposite of the 19th-20th century dreams of the "master race". They have chunky faces, and not very glamorous lifestyles (American media likes to show very wealthy and classy Brits but in real life the UK is very alcoholic and people will pass out on the streets). They live on a very rainy miserable tiny island. Then they hopped on little boats and made the largest world empire to date.

>>53239056
>The British isles have been successfully invaded many times throughout history.
Yes, but never after the UK was formed

>>53239647

Looks very very green to me unless it is a CG picture as the Swede thinks and as the digs suggest it might be. Either way it looks very beautiful and green in this pic. From far away in outer space astronauts don't see our cities. They just see green (land), blue (ocean), white (clouds), and brown (deserts).

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>>53239285

This is the UK from space

All that horrible grey shit ruining the landscape

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>>53239647
>>53239816
This is a real picture of the UK

It's pretty green. Not like the OP though

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>>53239675
We are lucky brother

>>53239817
Birmingham looks like cancer

>>53239817
>>53239913

Still looks awfully green and awfully amazing this tiny island went around the world so far. Its like if Papua New Guinea made a huge empire.

All the famous Brits came from that tiny island too. Shakespeare, Newton, Darwin, Adam Smith, Queen Elizabeth, Henry VIII, George III, Churchill, Jack the Ripper, Hitchcock, Sherlock, Beatles, Bronte Sisters, the steam engine guy, Narnia, on and on and on.

Nobody would believe it.

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>>53238929

>>53239552
>UK got invaded twice by the fucking Dutch
No it didn't. The UK has NEVER been invaded.

The Dutch, and everyone else, invaded before Britain unified into the UK

>>53240358

Scotland has never been invaded either, not even the English, Nazis or Romans could manage.

>>53239056
There isn't a single foreign force that has successfully taken over the island without becoming apart of it first.

>>53239285
You were invaded in the war of 1812 though. And the answer is island countries will always rule the world.

>>53240191
How blazed it r u?

Did u smoke 20 weeds?

>>53241125
Only quality weed im sure my friend

>>53239176
So why did you post a picture of Britain ?

>>53239056 #
Sweden has never even been invaded.
(3 danes with sticks and stones six million years ago does not count)

>>53243630
yes it does

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>mfw brits claim to be unconquerable

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>>53243570

>>53243750
You are not helping the case.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_Bloodbath

Do you think the USA would be less military gung-ho if they ever had a land invasion?

Discuss. 20 word minimum.

>>53240206
>uninvadabletugal

>>53244187
they're not militay gung ho considering they only fight shitholes

>>53244187

If they had a culture other than "muh guns" they would be less militaristic.

>>53244425
that's because pretty much all the countries which could actually give our military a challenge in conventional warfare are our allies or simply don't want to confront us directly (yet).

>>53244504
>USA without "muh guns"

I'm lost and confused... what do i do?

>>53244425
t. ungrateful surrender monkey

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>>53243822
He never conquered Scotland, which is a part of Britain.

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>>53241081
ya that invasion really worked out for you

>>53238929
>

>>53246479
>Around 500 British troops who pretended to be dead rose up and surrendered to the Americans after the battle
holy shit that's hilarious

>>53239056
>Occupy your country
>murder all your nobility
>not invaded

?? :D

>>53244187
the USA is just that fat kid who never actually gets into real fights because other kids figure he's too well protected by his blubber. sometimes he pushes someone, and they push back, and sometimes he swears at people and says what he did to their mothers last night but that's the extent of aggressive physical contact he has with the other kids. this has the effect of making the kid think he's invulnerable, which is why when someone pokes him with a pin he cries and is butthurt for the next 15 years.

>>53246479
>USA lost the war

yes, it did

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:^)

>>53239784
Wow, congrats. France has never been invaded after the fifth Republic has been formed either.

NEVER INVADED WOOHOO

>>53246806
ya thats why you wait for america to fight all your battles for you

you guys couldn't even manage an invasion against egypt with the help of france and isreal during the suez crisis.

>>53239784
Well country X hasn't been invaded since arbitrary year Y.

>>53247069
USA stronk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_War

UK weak
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malayan_Emergency

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>>53246983
does this say british victory?

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>>53246806
>that's the extent of aggressive physical contact he has with the other kids

>>53247051
>>53247127
France existed as a country before the 5th Republic with virtually the same borders

Great Britain was never unified until 1707 when the UK was formed.

>>53247127
The creation of the UK (the country people are talking about) is not an arbitrary year.

>>53243630
It has been invaded several times by Danes and by the Russians too.

And as Finland was part of Sweden Sweden has been invaded loads of times by the Ruskies. We counterinvaded just as much tho.

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>>53247196
>American leaders assumed that Canada could be easily overrun. Former President Jefferson optimistically referred to the conquest of Canada as "a matter of marching".[122]

>"a matter of marching"
>"a matter of marching"
>"a matter of marching"

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

>>53247152
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malayan_Emergency
>supported by united states

>>53239446
The Hobbits are an idealized version of good old English country folk pretty much.

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>>53247335
No military support whatsoever.

Just emotional support I suppose. The US government probably wanted to feel involved with a military victory for once

>fail at invading Canada
>fail at beating Vietnam

I don't blame them

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>>53247325
>posts white house burning
>britiains greatest accomplishment was setting fires to building only to have a storm come and put out said fires and kill some troops
>britian has to retreat even with no enemy present

>>53247011
Has been invaded successfully twice. By Mongols and Poles respectively.

>>53239016

Literally no chance, lmao.

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>>53247411
>Former President Jefferson optimistically referred to the conquest of Canada as "a matter of marching".[122]

You CANNOT make this shit up

>>53247476
good meme

>>53243822
Nearly 1000 years ago now. Since then, only the Dutch have done anything. Once was a shitty coastal raid, and then another time when they were invited by the English parliament.

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>>53246479
>muh new orleans
yanks literally celebrate winning a battle after the war was over like they won the entire war despite their fucking capital being rekt and the white house burned
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>53247516
because he thought that canada would welcome the americans as liberators
he didn't know that the canadians were so cvcked that they liked british rule

>>53239285
>>53239816
you are why everyone on /int/ thinks all americans are stupid

pls gas yourself

>>53247630
Why would Canada welcome an invading force as liberators? Liberation from what, the oppressive British dictatorship of Canada??

My
S I D E S
I
D
E
S

>>53247610
that's a great british reaction image you got there
really captures the people of her majesty

Australia.

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>>53247582
>shitty
>literally the biggest loss in British naval history

>>53240206
>tfw 1580

>>53247842
When there's only a few minor losses, it's not hard to inflict the "biggest loss".

>>53247976
ya Britannia doesn't rule the seas anymore

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>>53238929
Only 50 years until that 1000 year milestone lads

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>>53247766
>american """banter"""

>>53248032
Where is the proofs?

England is a nice France's province

But with very weird dialect

>>53247522
It's true you mong.

Poles took Moskva and forced the tsar to kneel and swear fealty.

The Mongols fucked them up and forced them to pay tribute.

2 successful invasions.

>>53247610
>Washington DC was literally a swamp with a few buildings and no roads
>nobody was defending it
>literally only existed as a compromise between the North and South

>Britbetas brag about burning some undefended buildings even when they got btfo at Baltimore and New Orleans(places that were actually important)

>>53238929
t. pajeet patel

>>53239285
>didn't manage to conquer USA though
War of 1814 when your precious Whitehouse got torched

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>>53248191
>Capital city gets torched
>Hurr wasn't even important anyway

>>53240206
1808
1815

>>53248203
See
>>53248191
Was not a significant victory.

>>53248190
No. It was a pro-Poland russian elite too, and they had helped poles.
Also Polska > Tsardom and even now I would be agree for Rzeczpospolita.

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>>53238929
>implying britain hasn't been invaded by the muslims already

>>53248203
Atleast we did loose to flightless birds.

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>>53248032
We're not the biggest navy any more

But the Royal Navy's still never been defeated, not completely, and it never will be :^)

>>53248396
France is better
Learn their language

>>53248288
Nobody was there lol. It was literally a swamp with a few buildings. There wasn't even a battle.

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>>53248427
"no"

>>53248178
>>53248427
Ebin ruse master Ivan

>>53248427
>Learn their language
They already have, they just pronounce it in a weird way

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They had their colonies liberated, but did mainland Japan ever actually get invaded?

>>53248532
Yes. It was occupied by allied forces

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>>53248370
we aren't the ones ruled by one lad

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>>53248619

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>>53248699
Invaded by Ancient Finns

>>53248374
Nice meme

>>53239269
The guy that's recording kek

>>53248619
>>53248662
>my leader likes to get his dick sucked off by a pig
why haven't you impeached him yet?
aren't pigs haram ?

Implying you're not invading by Pakis, OP.

>>53248568
But it's never been succesfully invaded, they surrendered in WW2 because they got nuked

>>53248344
Few invasions are ever successful without collaborators inside the invaded country.

>>53248568
Technically not invasion though right? The war was already over when the allied landed so technically they were invited.

>>53248777
>america into decent bantz
>nobody notices

I feel your pain

>all this brit butt hurt in this thread
why can't they just accept that their time as the world biggest super power is gone?
this guy can
>>53246866

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>>53248777
We're not going to get rid of him just because he fucked yer mum

>>53248777
>>53248881
Decent banter to be fair lad

>>53248904
That was me >>53247702

Notice the distinctive and classic posting style I use. I was being ironic btw

>>53248336
See
>>53248288

CAPITAL CITY
> you cannot make this up

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>>53248777
you say that but yours fucks a baboon every night

>>53248112
>implying that the british caliphate counts as britain

>>53249031
t. Black Hermione Granger

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>>53238929
actually it was successfully invaded by the ancient finnish empire

>>53248777
>>53248953
hahaha good comeback lad

>>53239285
please stop posting you are literally a living meme

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>>53249087
DELET THIS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53248777
Americans
> look like pigs
> eat like pigs
> act like pigs
> slaughtered and packaged in bags, like pigs

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>>53249087
>mfw Fingolian reconquista
was savage

>>53249087
Lol no way, Iceland was settled in 875 AD

>>53249352
>he unironically trusts the viking jew

>>53239056
>Sweden? Zero times.
>implying you're not being invaded right now

>>53249151
>fund and organise an armed insurgency that ends in a bloodbath in the bay of pigs

>>53247411
Pure kek

>>53249087
FINLAN MENTIONED

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>>53248953
>>53249031
SEPPOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>53249464
Fund and organise army's and militias that turn into the Taliban and ISIS
> YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP

>>53248777
Actually decent American banter for once

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>>53249721
Fucking saved

>>53249721
Y'all do realize that y'all are disparaging the same mental midgets that most of the Americans on /int/ hate as well. Americans on an image board geared towards communicating with world cultures aren't exactly the same chauvinists you see preaching about God and the US Marines on Fox News.

>>53250075
>>>/out/

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Am I being detained?

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To be honest.

>>53246479
IN 1814 WE TOOK A LITTLE TRIP

>>53250075
>Y'all
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