I hate my self because I am not American I hate my self

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But you are american, proxyfag

>>53222506
Fuck off proxy

dumb shit

dumb shit

dumb shit

Anyone can become American. Just move here.

>>53222640
I can't

I can't speak english at all.

I am japanese so speak Japanese as native

my life is dead when i was born as Japanese

>>53222686
America will speak Spanish in a couple of years so start learning that

>>53222506
long time no see tfw being nip fag. why would you get away from /pol/ and come into here?

EU>>>>>>>>>USA

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>>53222686
Well, the Japanese have always had trouble with American languages...

>>53222686
make a vocaroo you nip, let's see your english

>>53222816
fucking get out from /int/ you EUfag

no one give a shit about you

Proxy

zainich korean go home

>>53222921
> no one give a shit about you
You certainly do :D

>>53222686
your english is too good as japanese one. japanese, even the ones who have their glorious toeic high scores, generally cant handle tense in english and use "as" in such a good way. i mean, to begin with "I can't" is already too good. they suck at abbreviation too. although i wont shit on you. youve always acted like a kinda weirdo but somehow i cant hate what youve attempted to do.

>>53223835
holy shit

you are baka english teacher desu baka

I am good japanese who leaned english in school!

baka gaijin I leaned englishu...

btw thank you is my english good? great thank you so much :3

>>53222816
oui... pourquoi pas

>>53223887
>english teacher pretending to be a japanese

>>53224010
>no proof

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>>53224147
take a photo of your face and post it here

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BEING AMERICAN IS EASY

STEP 1: MOVE SOMEWHERE NICE IN AMERICAN

STEP 2: GET A JOB PROGRAMMING (LOTS OF TERRIBLE ENGLISH SPEAKERS IN PROGRAMMING)

STEP 3: GET PAID LOTS OF MONEY FOR PROGRAMMING BAD CODE

STEP 4: PLAN TO GET CITIZNSHIP, TELL PEOPLE THIS, THEY WILL ACEPT YOU AS AMERICAN IF YOU SAY U R AND WANT TO BE FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS AND NEVAR GIV UP

>>53224262
dattebayo!

Wouldn't one reason suffice?

>>53223887
nah im a japanese, and you are the said baka gaijin. nihongo tsukai taku ne-kedo orega nihonjin nano wa maji dayo.

>>53222536
and you are chinese, immigrant fag. so what?

>>53224262
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BEING AMERICAN WAS EASY

STEP 1: MOVE SOMEWHERE NICE IN AMERICAN

STEP 2: GET A JOB MINING SOME SHIT (LOTS OF TERRIBLE ENGLISH SPEAKERS IN MINING)

STEP 3: GET PAID LOTS OF MONEY FOR MINING LIKE A NIGGER

STEP 4: PLAN TO GET CITIZNSHIP, TELL PEOPLE THIS, THEY WILL ACEPT YOU AS AMERICAN IF YOU SAY U R AND WANT TO BE FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS AND NEVAR GIV UP

STEP 5: CELEBREATE DANKSGIVIN LIKE A TRUE PATRIOT AND DONT FORGOT THE FLAG ABOVE THE DOOR

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Half of Australian must be Chinese.

>>53224798
ching chong lol

>>53224798
您好

>>53222506
Nigger what? I wish I were Japanese so that I can drown myself in a sea of doujins and magazines, literally living the dream

>>53224798
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/vietnamese-surname-nguyen-to-overtake-smith-as-most-common-metropolitan-surname/story-fnet0he2-1226655075023
Nguyen will soon dominate Australian most common name.
What a Age to live.

>>53222506
If I could reborn, I wouldn't born as a mankind anymore but plants or stones on the desert.

You dodged a bullet.

>tfw always late to these threads

>>53224798
Help us
>Rape of Nanking 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>53228994
Of course refuse it

>>53222506

You're American on the inside. No one can ever take that away from you.

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Oh boy, if you only knew how much Americans would kill to live your life

>>53222506
How cheap is it to live in Japan? My government will give me 400$/week autismbux and I want to find some south east Asian shit hole to hide in.

Any other cheap places internationally devoid of head hunters?