Only countries that have beaten the USA can post in this thread

>>53219552
i came as quickly as i could

>>53219552
Reporting in.

>>53219552

Yo

i lied on my taxes and haven't been caught

>>53219567
>>53219583
>>53219586
when did you faggots beat us

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Vietnam bringing up the heat.

>>53219567
I'm actually an Australia in Vietnam

You didn't beat us, Vietnam.
You beat yourself because you attacked your own people.
We just came to your home for a little while and killed a shitload of people.

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>>53219598

>>53219640
Why can Americans not accept that they lost the Vietnam war?

>>53219680

Idk man. We fucking lost .Same with Iraq and Afghanistan. Objectives not fucking met = a fucking loss.

Would save us a lot of time and money

>>53219696
what were out objectives for iraq?

>>53219652
causing an accident is not beating us

>>53219598

1812

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>>53219652

>>53219754
>You didn't beat us!
He's memeing ya dunce

>>53219754
End the regime of Saddam Hussein.
Eliminate Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.
Capture or drive out terrorists.
Collect intelligence on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction activity.
Secure Iraq's oil fields.
Help Iraq achieve representative self-government and insure its territorial integrity.


We only did the first one. The second one didn't even exist. Kek on all the rest.

we beat UK
america is UK junior
does this count

>>53219680
We didn't lose it, we lost support of the American people.
If it were an actual war every last American would have thrown themselves into the fray.
Not to mention our entire intention was to soften opposition so the south could defend itself with its own forces.
We accomplished all objectives but this.

>>53219891

>if it were an actual war


What the fuck do you call it? Tea time?

>>53219877
>cod wars
>not a meme war

>>53219891

>we didn't lose we just pulled out without completing our objectives
>if we hadn't pulled out we would have won

Well duh.

>>53219915
Foreign intervention.

>>53219917
hey
op didnt specify

>>53219891
Jesus just stop.

>>53219891
The American people did not support it because America was losing the war and people were sick of having to go over there to fight it.

>>53219949

So Iraq War is misnamed too. It should be the Iraq intervention. Maybe the Iraq mishap or the Iraq incident.

That way it doesn't sound so humiliating

>>53219877
When has iceland beaten the UK? I'm genuinely curious. When has iceland done....anything at all?

>>53219986
Now you're getting it.
We haven't fought a war since Korea.

We liberated the USA, meaning we're stronger than them.

t. historian and military expert

>>53219986

We should rename the world wars the world interventions.

>>53219990
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars
;)))))))

>>53220008

Korea was legitimately foreign intervention though.

>>53220048
No it was a war.
Vietnam and Iraq are foreign intervention.

I thought I explained this already!?

>>53219891

>thinks all wars are wars of annihilation.

We could have nuked them!!!!11!

>>53219967
>because America was losing the war and people were sick of having to go over there to fight it.

Holy fucking shit learn your own countries history before posting.

>intervene
>get shot

>>53220105
Wars of attrition are the only ones that count.
Also, we couldn't nuke them, then it would be an actual war.
We didn't want war, just foreign intervention.

>>53220096

It was a war between North and South Korea in which the UN intervened with a US led coalition to combat chinese foreign intervention.

hey dickhead, we didn't lose in vietnam

>>53220182
Just like the war between the north and south Vietnamese that we intervened in and failed.

Keep proving my point.

>>53220201
No, we lost it because we achieved what we came there to do in the last 2 weeks of the war; silly.

Just because they did the shit we tried to prevent half a year after we left means we lost it.

>>53220235
fuck off, fishing for nonamerican yous here

Foreign peacekeeping intervention.

NOT A WAR!

The north and south were at war and the U.S helped one side before coming home.

>>53220228

Im not arguing about vietnam, you said you hadn't had a war since korea when by your own definition Korea wasn't a war for America.

>>53220173
the other side did not surrender to your forces although you entered the war intending to remove them as a threat, therefore you failed your primary objective and lost the war.

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>>53219552
>>53219608
American in Vietnam
Russian in Vietnam
Now Australian in Vietnam.

>>53220153

I meant the foreign military intervention in vietnam that was just an incident that we should all forget

>>53220311

>and the U.S helped one side before coming home

Leaving the south to be taken over by the north and vietnam to become a socialist cunt.

>>53220311
then where was america in 1775

>>53220370

He's either baiting or he's a dumb southern hillbilly that's gung ho about the military. DONT REPLY

>>53220365

>we should all just forget our failures

Kek

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>>53220322
Korea was a war because we marauded all the way to China before falling back like tards.
>>53220341
>>53220370
This is a minor setback.
WE SHALL RETURN!

>>53220400
that was the joke you dumb fuck

>>53219552
Yay! Happy christmas Jesus resurrect.

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Why can't americunts accept they have lost Vietnam War ?
>>53219891
>>53220201
Why not accepting your government fucked you up about Irak War by telling there were weapons of Mass Destruction ?
>mfw America wont never be great again

>>53220397
How dare you call me a filthy southerner.
I'm from West Virginia.

Your foreign intervention in this thread will end with failure of objectives and your impending retreat.
It WILL NOT DEVOLVE INTO A FLAME WAR OF ANY SORTS.
You should be smarter than a brit, yankee.

>>53220462
It's funny, I live in the South and no one ever refers to northerners as yanks/yankees. It's just a 4chan autism thing, for any one wondering.

>>53220460
You lost the war against the Romans only for them to lose it against the same people that holocausted you later in history.

You literally exist because of us.
You're welcome bu the way.

>>53220348
You are alright guys.

>>53220471
We just call you faggots, honestly.

>>53220506

You mean he literally exists because of your jewish masters.

>>53219552
Sup

Why are americans so incapable of handling banter?

>>53220541
Why do you post off-topic in foreign peacekeeping intervention threads?

>>53220521
We don't really like Israel.
Have you ever been to /pol/?

>>53220603
>pol is america

>>53220658
I wasn't claiming the other countries liked Israel.

>>53219552
reporting in
64-0 is more a massacre than a beating though

>>53220717
probably referring to some meme sport, but i'll never dog south africa so you win

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>>53220506
>>53220521
>>53220603
kek
you guys know we control your senate right ?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Israel_Public_Affairs_Committee
And stop saying bullshit, most of the american people support Israel & like jews.

fun fact: there were more south vietnamese troops than american troops

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>Any of the foreigners posting in this thread would shit their pants if the US decided to invade their country right now
>the same cannot be said about American citizens if the opposite were true for most of them

feels good to be #1

>>53220520

You call southerners faggots?

The south lost the civil war.

oops, i mean the south pulled out of the american foreign intervention

>>53220766
You don't control shit.
Next your going to post your lobby in Britian and claim you control Dr. Who.

You would not exist without the threat of American military intervention.
Your Arab neighbors would unite and push your shit in.

You're a dependent country on top of being our first foreign democracy intervention in the middle east.
You have no power.

>>53220868
Faggot

>>53220828

You guys are still crying over two buildings blown up 15 years ago.

>>53220921
t. Teachin' Lady

>>53220946
That was a controlled airplane demolition.

God you guys are retardeder than our south,

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They were so mad they flew to the moon.

>>53221052

And you're still crying over it.

>>53221063
It's sad that China beat YOU guys to it.
Why no foreign moon intervention, Dimitri?

>>53220828
America poops its pantaloons at the mere thought of ONE MORE MEXICAN.

Too bad nobody has the balls to beat us at anything anymore, we might actually do something interesting

>>53221105
We were taking bets on death tolls and giggling at falling people before the buildings even fell.

I didn't see anyone crying.

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>>53220766
>And stop saying bullshit, most of the american people support like jews.
retard

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>>53220921
>implying America has a huge heart & does not suck israeli dicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRf1cdw4IAY
how is the truth Billy Bob ?
your country is nothing without congress and guess what
>Its critics have stated it acts as an agent of the Israeli government with a "stranglehold" on the United States Congress with its power and influence.

>>53221201
>>Its critics have stated
why would you put his argument into your post. why would somebody value the opinion who criticizes the entire existence of half a branch of government

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Tidal_Wave
does this count

>>53220946
Not really, only those who have lost family/friends in the attacks. I've seen normies passing around "edgy" 9/11 memes that were made here a long ass time ago. No one gives a shit anymore

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>>53221262
because even the haters know it Billy

>>53221320
wouldn't the haters be ones to be saying that to begin with

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>>53219552
WE WUZ BURNING HOUSES N SHEET.

>>53221201
My name is Cletus and I'm from West by God Virginia, son.
Our Jewish Americans hate our little middle eastern experiment that is your country.
That includes our officials.
There is a difference between being a Jew and Jewish.
Jewish people are just American citizens of the Jewish faith.
They still have American interest at mind.
Jews are the desert dogs always barking at little Palestinian kids.
If you had any power over American military you would AT LEAST own your whole country.
You're actually kind of an embarrassment to us for that fact.

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>We didn't lose, it's just a foreign intervention, not a real war.

If I meet any cunts said this in irl, I will beat they out of shit not for Vietnamese but for 58,000 US soldiers who has died in the Vietnam War.

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>>53221183
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
srsly
THE most cronyist, corrupting heaps of FILTH, I mean, these people get SHIT scores and get in cause their grandpa whose cousins friend licked a WASP ass to get his position in the college is hell bent on forcing the chosen people to rule earth. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. And then they have the AUDACITY to start "AFFIRMATIVE ACTION" for WHITE GOYS ONLY - the ONLY people who could challenge these shitlords, to PUSH THEM OUT OF ACADEMICS so that no white goys could ever get any influence over Schlomo Goldbergstein with family ever again. Seriously whites and Asians have to work way harder than negroes, and WAY WAY WAY harder than Jews to get a college degree. How the FUCK is that fair?

It's a hierarchy of shit where the people who CAUSED the shit have the AUDACITY to bring up "muh antisemitism" when people point out their schemes.

My fucking god there's a reason there's a word for hating these people.

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>>53221183
>>53221456

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>>53221166
>pantaloons
'no'

>>53221435
>if people died its a war

wat

>>53220946
Guy falks day faggot. And that was just parliament not 3000 fucking janitors.

>>53220365
We weren't losing the war. The Tet Offensive was a catastrophic failure for North Vietnam and exhausted their ability to fight the Americans. We lost by virtue of the fact that we inexplicably stopped, decided we lost, left our ally out to dry, and then actually lost. And you cucks use this as an example of why Iraq was a failure. And then withdrew from Iraq. And now Iraq really has become a failure.
The voting age needs to be upped to 21 again.

>>53221709
>raise the voting age

That and lower the age for sexual consent.

>>53221435
>implying a skinny gook can beat something up

You couldn't even beat your own fucking country.
You're as bad as the Jews.
>murica murica halp china is makings killings of us

>>53221540
>>53221896
You lose, we win. Admit it and have the properly respect and mourn for both Vietnamese and American who has died in the war then move on.
Understand?

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>more americans killed civillians than the north vietnamese

>>53221935
I really don't care I was just making a point that wars are the only time soldiers die.

But what exactly did you win

>>53220921
>You would not exist without the threat of American military intervention.
>You're a dependent country on top of being our first foreign democracy intervention in the middle east.

And that's why influencing your politics matters so much to them.

You dumb oaf.

>>53221935
YOU WERE AT WAR WITH YOURSELF!
How does that mean you beat America?

Also fifty eight thousand is nothing compared to our standing force.

>>53219877
More like UK senior...

>>53222073
They don't influence shit.
We wanted a democracy in the middle east and we got one.
They still lobby like everyone else and are subjected to Presidential review like any other bill.
Until this country has a JEW for a prez then that doesn't mean shit, moron.

>>53222117
Implying USA don't genocide half of Vietnamese population with napalm agent orange and carpet bombings. Thanks to soviet anti air system ak 47 and mig 21 and Vietnamese willpower we beat your ass.

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>Amerifat pilots

>>53221658

Do you even know what guy fawkes day is?

>>53222247
We were softening up the other side before our reverse offensive home that we gloriously won.
You couldn't beat Afghanistan, let alone murica.

>>53222320
>we gloriously won
Running from Saigon falling excrements and losing 2/3 of your air force you want to say?

>>53221968
Final reunite between North and South under one banner, no more colony or puppet government, an independent country.

>>53222117
South Vietnam was a puppet government, for the US, made by the US, nothing more.

>>53222320
>You couldn't beat Afghanistan, let alone murica.
Our General quarter says what all tasks are complete talibs are destroyed. 1 million terrosts are no more.

>>53222397
Sounds like a great thing to win, glad you guys are doing so well now

>>53222252
mig15's were better aircraft. Of course they were basically copied from the nazi Ta-183 Huckebein project, which was also planned to feature sensory detonated airborne radio-guided TOW missiles (yup, in the 1940's), but still not an entirely fair comparison.

If Americans say they won Vietnam then they have to admit that Soviets won Afghanistan, because the situation was literally the same.

>>53222368
No, Ivan.
That's Russian propaganda and lies.

>>53222446
>radio guided
derp they were wire guided.

The bomb version was radio guided.

>>53222466
Still minus 1 million terrorists.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n5jYJliNvM

Anti-air stronk, truly a glorious victory

>>53222446
It wasn't even a real battle desu
>Murricans fly the classic cold war airspace annoying game
>we send 2 jets to send them home
>Americans say "no, we are invincible murrica, we can do anything"
>pewpew
>fugg nod my burgers cadapult now

>>53222456
Soviets don't have an embassy there so you're wrong.
Soviets ran home like babies and lost their country.
Are you retarded or just jewish?

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>>53222509
>shooting down a single plane that has been flying over your head every day for the past month is a huge victory

>>53222466
>Last helicopter from Saigon.
HAHAHAHAhahahaha americans excrements are everywhere.

>>53222542

Your sarcasm detector is malfunctioning m8

Though I do miss the bantz and memeing generated by this

>>53222466
>Ivan
I ain't Ivan, bruh. Chill out.

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>>53222584
>Your sarcasm detector is malfunctioning m8
i was being sarcastic?

>>53222496
If kill counts mattered we would have had a 2.6 million killstreak during our foreign peacekeeping intervention in NAM.
They don't count but hats off to you for all the babies you killed, that was less terrorists for us when we went AND WON.

>>53222521
Still the migs kicked the ass of the f86s in Korea. F84 bomber layout would be too easy for them.

Funny how both sides got all their science from the nazis though. Sweden had the S29 Tunnan, another huckebein clone.

>>53222625
Well numbers maybe lowered anyway. But tasks are complete.

reporting in

Sup.

T. Canada

>>53219877
>america is UK junior
no, we swtich off on who like more ( uk or france ) depending on the times
right now its france

>>53219608
>I'm actually an Australia in Vietnam

Trying to get some asian pussy like every other white guy I see

>>53222619

*I* was being sarcastic in my post

>>53222752
but nearly every single serb treats it like the holy grail of victories

Ok, guys.
I have to go to work.
I'll give you a single protip before I go.
Next time someone uses the argument I have, link our declaration of war on nam and it will close the door on the" its not a war" argument.

>>53222752
he can't tell because there is multiple countries claiming winning a single battle in a war or destroying 1 american tank is beating america

>>53222819
is the war on drugs a war

>>53222841
All your argument proves is that your country is even more retarded than we considered previous to it.

nice white house faggot

>>53222841
Yes but the joint I'm about to light on my way to work means we lost that one too.

>>53222876
probably because the point of my argument was to disprove not prove anything

>>53222791
>>53222834

It was a glimmer of hope back then, and the resulting bantz was a short-lived boost to public morale. Though yeah I'm sure there are (still) people who unironically consider it an amazing accomplishment

>>53222876
Did you link the wrong post, sverge?
I know what my argument entailed but the fact nobody blew me the fuck out with a simple wiki link of our declaration of war on Vietnam is sad.

>>53222926
Then you have successfully disproved that America is incapable of being successful at war.

>>53223000
It's quite an apparent fact in American history books.
You're too easy.

>>53223000
>I think every american is the same poster on 4channel dot organization

nice trips though you swedish person

http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/koeln-das-steht-im-internen-polizeibericht-zur-silvesternacht-a-1070837.html

>it didn't happen to me so it doesn't matter

>>53222876
the reason we couldn't win Vietnam was because we couldn't bomb and invade the north where the weapons were being made and the soldiers were being trained
the reason we couldn't invade is because our "european allies" would not mind their own business and would not allow us to invade.
sweden was the worst
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/sweden-announces-support-to-viet-cong/print
>Sweden was providing assistance to the Viet Cong, including some $550,000 worth of medical supplies.
you actually sent medics to help the viet cong

every time I hear news about how some Swedish girl got "culturally enriched" I thank jesus that he is slowly destroying your country.

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>>53222542
apparently
kekus maximus

>>53219552
poland supplied vietnamese with weapons and our diplomat was send to try and make a peace deal with the US, do we count?

Does picking a fight with the U.S count too?
I want in on this club :(

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>>53219652

TOPKEK the only cunts posting ITT should be Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan. Everyone else GTFO

Oh and Britain you ain't do shit in 1812 except burn some shit and end up withdrawing