Civilisations, cultures n shiet

so that's a map based on Huntington with the Slavic-speaking Catholic countries and Hungary as "Eastern"?

>>53200424
>as "Eastern"?

they are definitely not Western so yes

>>53200283
Please, kindly remove us from your "eastern" club of shit eaters.
Thanks in advance.

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>greece
>eastern

>>53200797
>tfw Slovakia is not one of the top boys even in the "Eastern" club

>>53200283
Why is Japan its own group?

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>Latin american

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>>53200283

>baltics
>eastern

dont group us with your shitholes pls

>sri lanka
>hindu

What the fuck, I get the african but there are hindu civilizations in south america?

How is Haiti not African?

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>>53200283

>>53200283
whats with the philipphines ruptured anus

>>53201534
she is so beautiful.. even when she makes faces like that

>>53201645
Guyanas are like some sort of black hole, they don't really belong

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>>53201839

I know

>>53201645
>>53201871
French Guiana is proof wormholes not only exist, but are also currently present on our very Earth. As you can see, this one physically links Europe and South America together.

Isn't 'Latin American' just like a hard drive backup of 'Western'? If the west falls, Latin America will carry our values onward?

>>53202376

No.

>>53202446
:l

>Not even on the chart
It's a pretty good description

>>53202376
Hard pill to swallow that. Still a funny image in my head picturing millions of Catholic Latinos reconquistaing Europe when Islam takes over

>>53200797
you guys are basically a russian district though

and greece is western but hey

>>53202376
it's last bastion of white race

>>53202729

and you guys are basically muslim district though

and baltics are western but hey

>>53202811
>Being this butthurt
He was right desu

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>>53201771

>>53202811
>lithuania

you are basically russian too. pls dont take my kidneys.

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>>53202883

>>53202883

I would say both the Spainiard and the Lithuanian are right.

>>53202376
Spain is barely western, m8, Latin America is anything but western at all. They are weird as fuck.

>>53202990
another russian colony here

>>53202729
Ever heared of the Great Schism? Greece actually divided single Christian ecumene to East/West.

>>53202596
You could guess St Vincent belongs to "Latin America" since Belice does too.

>>53203014
>Spain is barely western, m8
dafuq

>>53202941
cute

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>>53201771
>Posting the modified version

>>53203083
t. Alberto Barboza

>>53200283
Western shouldn't be a thing us, Germans and scandis have more in common with Poland, Czech then we do southern euros and the Greeks who founded western civilization are long dead and have since been Turkified

>>53203020

Well, that's correct mr. Moor. Though we are kind of uglier version of Russians. Finnic genes make them often not so bad looking while we are pure potato mode.

>>53203252
polish girls reputation is the opposite of that tBh

>>53203195

With Czechs maybe. With us no.

>>53203326
The language and culture might be further but it would be a hell of a lot harder to pick a pole and a German out of a line up as opposed to a German and southern euro

>>53203479

i dont think so tbqh unless the southern euro is from southern spain and quite dark

you can tell slavs from 10 miles away

>>53203479
Nah, you can smell a Slav in 10 miles
Second statement with the Southern ones is true tho

>>53203443

you forgot to paint your country brown/islamic

>>53203443
>>53203615

>>53202376
many of our values and culture are western, like religion, democracy, language etc.

it's just that westerners consider latin america too shit to be in their group

>>53203688

arent you?

>>53203688

i dont think so, its just that you guys have your own genetic and cultural heritage despite colonialism, unlike north america

>>53203046
We don't speak Spanish, I would more say were are
a cluster fuck of every culture but Mainly African,Indian
and East asian

>>53203479
Slavs are easy to tell apart. Skin color is not everything. Skull structure is important as well.

>>53203615
>>53203643
kek, make your own version too then

>>53203812

We, western europeans, got better things to do

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>>53201771

>>53203847

nice banter but you're here wasting your time too :^)

>>53203745
You were amateurs at the whole genocide thing and just had to stick your dick in native strange

>>53203901
kek, we're talking about a colony of portugal

the same applies to spain though

I never understood the reasoning behind the "latin america is not western" logic. Could somebody explain it to me? Serious question.

>>53204031
>>53203745

>>53203808
Well you don't just have darker features though. It's hair texture, Arabian eyes, etc. It's just easier too tell right away where a European hails from if you break it Into 3s. Southern Europe, central/northern European, and east Europe.

>>53204031
Your culture comes from a mix of the iberian and the amerindian/african.

>>53204086
fair point but with many people from central europe it's kinda hard to tell them apart. northern yes

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>>53204031
>>53204063

Do you actually live here?

Argentina is, despite the ARGENTINA IS WHITE meme, quite european. Architecture, way of talking and thinking, clothing style, traditions, customs, etc.

Argentines are basically spanish speaking italians who wish they were english. :p

>>53204294
why the english meme? they'd have wiped you guys out

>>53204294
>>53204031

Sorry, my hue friend. Meant to respond to >>53204271
>>53204203

>>53204063
if you take a good look at the map it's almost the same as the '1st, 2nd and 3rd world map'

it's mainly how countries were divided geopolitically after WW2 and during the cold war. it hasn't much to do with muh culture or heritage

latin america were considered neutral or 3rd world then and and thus aren't in the same group as the first world (west)

To this day I have no idea what "Western Civilization" is suppose to mean.

>>53204354

I don't understand what you mean. We actually love the english, except for those new age extreme left relativist and populist hippies with iPhones, but I'm pretty sure you have those kind of people in Europe too.

>>53204294
>>53204362

I know quite a few argentinians. In real life and also bc when I was 12 I was hooked to an argentinian videogame where 90% of the player base was argentinian, the remaining 10% was spanish and we dominated them because the host was in spain. Felt like colonialism all over again kek.

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>>53204294
>>53204354

>>53204459

Argentum Online? Good game.

>>53204521
yeah that one! it was fucking insane

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>Japan
>not culturally Sinic

>>53204444
Check out "Droit des gens Européens".

>>53204444
England, France and Germany.

>>53204468

Wot?

>>53204553
More like French cultural ideas that spread to England, Germany, Italy and Spain desu senpai.

>>53204444

Hint: Motherland Spain is the epitome of it.

>>53200283

>Albania

>Islamic Civilization

lol I always knew poles were dumb but this is just another level

>>53204596
you mean a former Islamic shithole that can barely keep its unity ?

>we wuz conquistadors and shit

>>53204675
Hey, have some respect, we wuz conquistadors and shit

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>>53204697
t. Abraham Ponce Ibn-Léon

>>53200283
What is/are the best polish book/s in yr opinion? (except Lemm's ones)

>>53204591
Obviously not your favourite ideas, like surrendering.

>>53200283
>Kazakhstan is not Islamic while other Middle Asia is
>Implies Indonesia and Morocco share the same culture
What the fuck?

>>53204790
Remind me how many time France occupied England through the centuries ?

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>>53204790

Top kek

>>53204548
>>53204548

All I got was a bunch of French pages.

>>53204553
>>53204596

4 different countries with different cultures and different values.

"The West" meant something when it was Latin Christiandom vs. the Rest of the World, or Colonizers vs. Colonized, or Capitalism vs. Communism. But now I don't think it has much of a purpose anymore. Christiandom and Capitalism have spread far beyond "the West" and most of "the West" is slowly breaking down accordingly (yes, even the USA). I don't buy it.

lad, WHERE ARE WE?

>>53204762

Most polish authors is rather trash. Except Sienkiewicz maybe.

>>53204820
If we're measuring dicks again Pierre, let's not measure empires. Don't want to hurt you.

>>53204854
>"The West" meant something when it was Latin Christiandom vs. the Rest of the World, or Colonizers vs. Colonized, or Capitalism vs. Communism. But now I don't think it has much of a purpose anymore. Christiandom and Capitalism have spread far beyond "the West" and most of "the West" is slowly breaking down accordingly (yes, even the USA). I don't buy it.

nice point tBh

nowadays the west means the first world

it used to be spain and england vs the colonized

>>53204820
Never?

Norman invasion wasn't a French occupation.

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>>53204914
>conquering sandnigs and pooloos
>Empire

>>53204859
Right by the beach mon

>>53204603

I'm not the one who created the map, idiot.

>>53204964
they brought them the word of god, can france say the same?

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>>53204964
>path of least resistance
>bad

This is why we won. Je me rends sac le bleau

>>53204948
>Norman invasion wasn't a French occupation.
Guillaume had literally 3 non French ancestors over 6 generations, majority of the troops (99%) were French from Picardie and Provence, fucking idiot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barons%27_War

>Civil War. French invasion and 16-month occupation of England eventually repelled. Return to status quo ante bellum, with some monarchic concessions to the rebellious barons.

banter would be funnier if this didnt have flags tBh or i had an easy way to manipulate them

>>53204970
>mon
I'm not jamaican sorry

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>>53205059
t. "Glorious" Retreat

>>53205005
Considering the Anglican church is about as close as a gay bordello you can get, I doubt we share the same god with England.

>>53205128
Wait sac le bleau means glorious? I always thought it was a saying about pancakes

>>53205188
Ruude

>>53205250
I mean it's totally fine to have gay, transexual or female bishops that celebrate gay wedding but keep it to your island.

>>53205112
Bahamas mamas are delicious

>>53205361
I don't know enough about what goes on in France to banter it, thanks for speaking English though my good chum

>>53205448
No problem senpai, gotta humor the monolingual simpletons or they may go on a tantrum.

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>this is now a frog vs bong thread

>>53200283
+1000 years Catholic Country in the middle of Europa is eastern civilisation?

Western culture was once proud and glorious.

I unironically believe we are on the downward path. Self-defeating, complacent, matriarchal foolishness.

>>53205583
Thanks America for all that btw.

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>>53205535

definitely not Western

>>53205487
Being bilingual as an Anglo is basically just a hobby, It's adorable that it's mandatory in France now that English is such a big deal. Lel

>>53205638
>it's mandatory in France
Kek.

>English is such a big deal
doublekek

>>53205697
Triplekek

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>>53200283
Shit map OP

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>>53200283
Fixed, no need to thank me

>>53205828
He separated China and Japan so the map is about as shitty.

Japanese culture is literally a splinter of Chinese culture on a much smaller scale.

And wut are those green dots around western and northern Europe ?

>>53205625
Except you edited the map fagtron

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>>53205840
Minor fix

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>>53206212
why not put Spain in Islamic ?

No.

>>53205615

You know, it was the extreme conclusion of fascism and Hitler's Germany that made everyone take a step back and feel badly about themselves and turn progressively leftist

>>53205840
>>53206212

but all slavs are poor

>>53206301
No it was not, the big turn only started happening, in America, around the 20's and in Europe by the end of the 60's and really took on from the early 80's.

Honestly I believe it's De Gaulle, Salazar and Franco all leaving around the same time that caused Europe to crumble upon itself.

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>>53206370
Some are more crazy or muslim than others

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>>53205828

fix'd

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Took the matter into my own hands because fuck.

>>53205828
both are shit desu, these maps don't even know how to organize such unconsistent "cultural" borders. Latin america is not an uniform culture, this image of "the west" is a reductionist remnant of the cold war and they can't decide wether to divide the rest according to religion or ethnicities

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>>53206568
>Portugal
>Not black african

>>53200283
>Papua New Guinea
>Western

Could not be further. They are below Africans.

>>53206568
>Eastern Europe
>Western

>>53206978
only sperged out about Japan, don't care about the rest, French king ruled over Poland for a few years, had Polish and Russian princesses as spouses to our kings.

>>53205535
honestly i rather just be eastern or central
fuck western europe

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>>53207071
>French king ruled over Poland for a few years

one year
we were so shit he literally escaped from here
and the Brit is right, Eastern Europe is not related to the West

>>53205535
>race
Eastern
>language
Eastern
>culture
Eastern
>military history
Eastern (hussars etc)

The only thing Western about you was that you are Catholic, and even that doesn't make you Western, Some of Africa is Catholic doesn't mean they're Western.

>>53207155
>we were so shit he literally escaped from here

He ran away to become king of France, which was more prestigious than the PLC, sorry senpai but we were at the top back then.

>>53207071
Not him but agree Poland and Czech are west

>>53207155
Eastern Yurop > Western

At least you guys are not afraid of being called muh racist over hurting arabs feelings

fuck western Europe

Why would you even want to be defined as Western in this day and age?

All it means is that your country is full of faggot LGBT feminist propoganda and mass immigration.

>>53207226

No. This guy presented it shortly but correctly. >>53207206

>>53205893
>>53206568
no it's not.
japanese and chinese culture differ just like western and eastern europe. unfortunately japan didn't have room for eastern expansion unlike europe, but still. bringing up some chinese stuff adopted by japan like kanji as proofs for uniformity is pretty much a superficial observation. arguably the difference between japan and china is bigger than that of western and eastern europe because the essential religions differs here while all european religions are a sect of christianity after all.

>>53208262
No.

>>53208327
>being this butthurt
accept it frog, just because europens have writing system religion, law system, etc originated in mesopotamia doesn't make europeans mesopotamian and so is japan.

>>53208791
Japanese took writing, a good chunk of religion, architecture, philosophy, clothing and the feudal system from China.

>ITT /pol/ minus the jew bashing.

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>>53208942
>Why are people not calling nigger civilizations the salvation of mankind??? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, IT'S /pol/ LITE!

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>posting doctored version of Huntington's map of civilisations
Excellent bait

You managed to trigger many people

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>>53209342
Oh hello my fellow westerners

>>53209523
Have a word with Huntington if you don't like the map

>>53209697
No i love it

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Isn't this the original?

>>53202941
>Alaska
>Not Arctic Mexico

>>53204294
>argies are this deluded
Bet you LOVE "your" islands don't you

>>53209342
>>53210394

Aha! I knew it! Baltic are western

>Not a single map shows northern NZ as Sinic

>>53212518
this is not a meme map

>>53200283
>not separating african civilizations/criollo civilization/mestizo civilization

>>53202376
injun and african values are what latin america is.

>>53200283
Philippines only Western Asian country, confirmed most powerful race in the world.

>>53208836
>Japanese took writing
a borrowed letter system doesn't magically fuse two different cultures together, dumbass
besides, the languages were so fundamentally different, japs had to modify the shit out of Chinese to make it work for the Japanese language
>a good chunk of religion,
>Buddhism
>Chinese
>what is Shinto
>architecture,
eh, don't know enough about it to argue it
>philosophy,
closely tied with religion, so no. At this point it's already clear you're baiting, but fuck it
>clothing
wut
>and the feudal system from China.
you know feudal states naturally crop up all over the world, right? It's not a Chinese invention

besides, by your logic the Chinese would be a splinter of Indian (Buddhist) culture and not a culture of their own

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>>53200283

Japan is more similar to South Korea than Brazil is to Bolivia, for example.

It's hard to swallow the label, but since you put Papua New Guinea and Finland under the same label as well I guess it's close enough.

>>53213492
you mean closer to nigeria than to peru.

>>53213512
Give me an example of what we have of similar to Nigeria.

>>53213581
abundance of niggers

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>>53213581

>>53213620
Less than 15% blacks in Brazil. It's not that different from the USA


Also, most of them live in Rio de Janeiro and Salvador and they have their own culture, their culture is nothing like of africans.

>>53213705
Preliminary results from the 2010 census, released on Wednesday, show that 97 million Brazilians, or 50.7% of the population, now define themselves as black or mixed race, compared with 91 million or 47.7% who label themselves white.

>>53213717
91 million who call themselves white, this would bring the white population down to 0.1%.

>>53213705
Africans anywhere have an African culture.

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>>53213717
You are puting mixed race people together with blacks, when you do this, you get 47%. But blacks alone are much fewer.

>>53213687
A slum makes us africa? Thats a pretty bad argument. It's like saying USA is culturally like Nigeria because of Detroit.

>>53213802
Detroit is an African city, from top to bottom, from culture to the end results.

>>53213811
You are Africa because you are 50% blacks, and the remainder 50% black or a derritive of Africans, your culture is African, your genetics are African, you are African.

>>53213802
I can clearly see you don't know what you are talking about.

We received in my city a few African migrants recently, and they don't even talk with our blacks because of the gigantic cultural difference between them. They mostly walk with their own kind.

>>53213836
exactly.

brazil I'm sorry I was just meming

>>53213860
Your country is African through and through, grab a random african country and the cultural/societal similarities will be apparent.

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>>53213852
>50% blacks and the remainder 50% black
?

anyway, DNA analysis say otherwise

It seems you are just shouting lies because of your ignorance on the subject

>>53213890
I was actually surprised, because in the netherlands most people were educated enough to know a bit more about the subject. The american is not a surprise though, when I was in USA some people though brazil was in europe (probably because of my appearance), and one said he though it was in africa.

>>53213907
You have zero notion of what you are talking about, have you visited Africa or Brazil? If you did you would notice the gigantic difference.

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he >>53213907 is right

now excuse while I take a walk with my pet hyena

>>53213980
Most of us just think of beaches, happy tanned people, drugs and Romario.

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Here's my autism

>>53214744
pretty good New Z

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