>>53193924
would eat
t. fodd pro

>>53193924
They eat diarrhea?

Those poor souls

POO IN THE...plate?

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>it gets worse

i don't even know what that is
i see chips, maybe gravy but otherwise no clue

Never seen anything that looks remotely like that. I recognise the chips, that's about it.

Please do not talk about poo, when I eat curry.

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>implying it gets better when you go North

>>53194092
dude... this really looks like shit

>>53194112
>being so embarrassed about your shitty food that you have to lie
lel

>>53194206
It's even worse imo, you don't shit something with that appearance unless you're sick

>>53194186
at least this doesn't literally look like shit

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>putting rotten fish in a pie

>>53194119
>>53194112
I see the profound influence... the Indian culture has had on britain

>>53194252
seriously lad, what is it
you can tell me.

>>53194294
>fish head pie

They take a shit on designated rice plate.

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british """""cuisine"""""

>>53194306
We don't know either

It looks like poop on chips

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>not cooking with poo
You're all smalltime.

Such food is why nose sense is useful

>>53194436
>poo in the food

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>>53194436
>gluten free

well at least she's not lying about that

lol a dutchman starting this thread, how audacious.

Jesus Christ

>>53194575
>implying we could even compete with the outright atrociousness of that one calls the British cuisine

>>53193924
Does no one recognise this as curry?
Uncultured swine, curry is a classic British dish

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British delicacy coming through

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For shame Britain, for shame.

Dutch """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>53194687
It's a student meal for lazy students

>>53194648
>>53194687
Is this real or just an /int/ meme?

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>This is considered a delicacy in Britain

>>53193924
t.bh lad that's what they colonised india to get more of

>>53194825
absolutely real.

Name a famous British chef

>Gordon Ramsay
>Jamie Oliver
>Ainsley
>Nigella Lawson

Name a famous Johnny Foreigner chef

............

Britain wins again. Don't mess with the best, faggots.

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>>53194825
This is unfortunately real.

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Dutch were so proud they conquered this fish that they put a flag in it

maat, the NL have no business calling people out on bad food.

>>53194905
AINSLEY HARRIOTT!!

>>53194924
I would eat this if I was extremely poor

>>53194687
>>53194924
IT'S CALLED BEANS ON TOAST YOU STUPID SWAMPNIGGER

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>>53194971
>>53194939
>>53194905
>>53195017
>Weewoo Weewoo BIDF has arrived

Based Netherlands. Fuck Britshits

>>53194092
seriously what is that

>>53195067
unironic boerenkool eaters should NOT be allowed to post

>>53195157
Poo in the plate

>>53195157
That right there is the proud culinary tradition of India being destroyed by perfidious Albion.

>>53195264
That right there is when you only pay 50p for your curry

>>53195329
Is there even edible food you can buy for 50p?

>>53195329
Wow it only costs 50p to get someone to shit on your plate? Based UK

>>53195410
you'd know about that Poortugal wouldn't you?

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POO

ON

PLATE

>>53194814
Can't you guys get some olive paste and spread it over a alive or two of hit bread.
That shit is nutritious cheap and TASTY

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>>53195544
Were you trying to banter me or something? I don't get it

>>53195566
Not filling enough though. Beans on toast is a meal and it's like 40p.

>>53195566
>implying beans on toast isn't?

>>53195566
I just saw my post
That autocorrect tho

>>53195546
What is this shit?

>>53196135
From what I gather it's fecal matter served on a plate for a traditional British meal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick

>>53196135
Who knows? Looks French to me desu

why do brits only toast their bread on one side?

>>53196417
They're too poor to toast both sides

>>53196417
Never heard of this, we whack it in the toaster like everyone else

>>53194905
>a bunch of french wannabees
Yeah... Nah

>>53196645
the diner I worked at near an airport, the brits who came in on occasion would ask for it that way, so we would just stick two slices in the same slot, is it like a generational thing

it was the same way we did it when I worked at a nursing home kitchen

>>53196829
Never heard of it, maybe they're just used to doing it under the grill. Not like it really matters if you do both sides or not.

>>53196961
we did it that way at the nursing home because it was softer to bite into

from my limited experience with bongs is that they like their toast done to a lighter shade then americans

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brits are so disgusting

>>53197596
Literally never heard of or seen the one sided thing. The fact that the people you met who had their toast like that were in America says a lot... they were obviously fucked in the head.

>>53196135
It's the average British meal

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mmmmmmmm

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>>53198242
flute alors

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>>53198242

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>Dutch """""""""""""""""""""""""""pints"""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Let's just agree that none of us like the look of this food.

>>53198351
looks foamy

>a motherFUCKING LEAF

>>53194825

real and i eat it

>>53193924
seems they dont have sense of color.

>>53194648
Nothing wrong with beans on toast mate. Couple of scrambled eggs and some cheese you've got a great little meal. Has every amino acid group you need, plenty of fibre. What's not to like?

Would eat pretty much everything posted in this thread.

>>53198351
>being so cucked all your cuisine is French

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>He doesnt Eat Toad in the Hole

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toad_in_the_hole

>>53198586

like?

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>>53198662
>Poowteen Pizzah

>>53197966
just googled it

some website said that older british toaster only toasted one side at a time, and that some folk could not summon the patience to flip it

also makes better toasted sandwiches with the untoasted side in

not the weirdest thing I've seen, in maine where I live the french canadians like to have a buttered completely untoasted piece of white bread at all meals

>>53198749

Poutine is a Canadian dish originating in the province of Quebec

>>53194524
what the fuck is this creepy thing? it looks more gross than actual shit.

>>53198762
The buttered bread with meals is very common here too.

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Saving this thread with delicious french cuisine

>>53193924
Did this come out of a hot girl's ass?

>>53198749

We have nothing to do with Poutine and that's for the best. It's worthless.

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>>53198841

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what's not to like ?

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>>53198926
>British girls
>attractive

>>53198890
Can't beat a chip butty.

>>53194524
that looks like shit

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typical bistrot cuisine

>>53198841
poo in loo

>>53199028
ay it

>>53198892
>>53198988
>>53199061
civilized
i
v
i
lized

>>53199061
would eat, steak and fries are great

>>53198890
heck my dad loved to eat american chop suey on bread like that, that and beef stroganoff

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Watching the brits getting humiliated by dutch and canadian foodlords is one delightful sight to a genuine Frenchman

>>53199500
They even gave up on defending their food some time ago.

>>53198892
10/10 would eat that

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What's wrong with this lads?

>>53199677
>deepfrying rotten fish
>those puke-green peas
>weakest fries in existence
>that dried out lemonslice

Would not feed to my dog/10

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Pretty tasty

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You will never eat anything that tastes better than this.

>>53199750
I can do without the peas but please... deep fried battered cod is fucking divine.

Britfats getting BTFO ITT

>>53199761
you might wanna cook your meat before eating it
m8

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>>53199761

Poor imitation for our boeuf en croûte.
At least, you tried and when you copy, you're not so bad...

I ate a hamburger at a restaurant in Gibraltar once and it was the best damn hamburger I've ever eaten

>>53199890
>soggy, sugary caramelised cake
>unique in any way

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>>53199909
that looks perfect, in fact if you cook it further you risk ruining it

When I was last in France two years ago the food was that bad that it turned me vegetarian hahaha

>>53200091
hahaha

>>53194306
It's probably some kind of beef stew which is absolutely delicious.
It's just an ugly version of >>53198892

>>53199909
>Argentina
>having taste buds

I bet you eat rubber tire-tier steak tbqh

C'mon mates, why has no one talked about the cornish pasty? pretty disappointed tbqh lads

>>53200361
Because it's for poor people i.e Cornish.

>>53200133

Don't be all high and mighty, british food is shit but so is french food. italian is the best

>>53200361

t. proud citizen of the Free state of Kernow

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>>53200361
>Wake me up inside

>>53200063
....fuck you man

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I just ate tortillas that macaroni (pasta), jalapeno, monce meat, salsa sauce, cucumbers,salad,sauc sauce and soy sauce and salad and little tomatoes

>>53200388

mate...have you ever done a days work in your life? it's the most convenient meal there is, delicious too

>>53200413
french food is quite good actually

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>>53194369
>it's real
10/10

>>53200479
>have you ever done a days work in your life
yes but cornish people haven't

>>53194369
Curious, so I just tried it out.


It's actually pretty good. Nice texture contrast, and the butter is always good.

>>53200447

top notch pasty right there.

>>53200478
Nordics: Autistic on the outside, still barbaric on the inside.

>>53200413
haha

>>53200413
>French food
>not one of the holy culinary trinity

lmao t.bh

>>53200538
Huh? What's wrong? Tell me.

It was delicious!

>>53200613

Italian, Chinese, Greek. Maybe Mexican.

>>53200613
Let me guess
>French
>Italian
>Thai

>>53198892
that shit look tender as fuck

>>53200669
>Greek
Glorified kebab tbqhwu lad
>>53200678
>Thai
Too uniform for my taste.

enchiladas, pasta and roasts are all nice and therefore mexico, italy and the uk are the best at food

>>53200613
>>53200669
>>53200678
desu italian, french and japanese (no weeb)

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>>53200779
>Thai food
>Uniform

What's your third choice then?

>>53200879
>desu
>(no weeb)

well arigato senpai, desu desu desu

1. Italian
2. Greek
3. Morocco.

Objective fact.

>>53201005
i wrote "t.b.h", it's not my fault if that fucking jap who owns the site now puts these autistic word filters

>>53200879
>tfw I live close to the Italian border so I can go in Italy just for lunch when I wanna eat something different

Fell good.

Someone who's not an idiot coming through. Basically, the English kings and upper class paid French chefs to cook for them rather than English ones, so Britain never developed high culture cuisine, and has hardier, simpler foods. Food like the stake and ale pie, beef stew, shepherds pie, beef wellington, cornish pasty, sunday roast etc etc developed and became the popular staples. Honestly, these are all vastly under appreciated meals and are fucking delicious for day-to-day eating, though never get British food at a restaurant.

>>53201005
My third choice would be Indonesian food, more variety and the best of all of Asia combined.
>>53201085
Ayyyy Savoyard?

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>>53194905
>forgetting the greatest American chef

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>>53201085
>tfw you'll never drive over the Italian border for a tasty lunch on a perfect day

>>53201188
That actually seems like a really good choice. Their mcDonalds also serves spaghetti, fun fact.

>>53201162
>Someone who's not an idiot coming through. Basically, the English kings and upper class paid French chefs to cook for them rather than English ones, so Britain never developed high culture cuisine, and has hardier, simpler foods.

What kind of silly fairy tale is that? This is absolutely hilarious

>>53201188
Between Nice and Monaco (Èze).

>>53201361
Look at that fucking dry spaghetti.

>>53201411

They were rich enough to pay foreign chefs. Britain used to be very powerful, you know

Fame isn't synonimous with good. The taquero a block away from my house makes better food in 5 minutes than any of those faggot chefs who probably sell you a teaspoon of beans for 10 dollars.

>>53201162
>beef wellington
beef wellington is a literal copy of a french dish.

>>53201597
Find a wikipedia article on it.

Protip; you can't.

>>53194648
>>53194687

>not loving beans on toast

Bit of cheese and Worcestershire sauce and you're in lads.

>>53194865
"scotland"

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>>53201411
It's pretty much established fact, although not the way that bonger described.

Following the Norman conquest of England, there was a glut of french cuisine and chefs imported to the british isles. This left its mark in etymology in the english words for food to this day.

In general food itself is named after a french term, while the animal or plant the food comes from is name after an anglo term.

beef = boeuf
cow = koe

>>53200478
That's not how you roll a burrito you uncultured swine

>>53194825

Try it anon. Has to be heinz beans though and butter the toast.

British food isn't that bad. If you want really bad food and no food culture at all, try Australia. I stayed 6 months over there and I almost killed myself.

>>53201836

Have you tried their new five type of bean beans? pretty great tbqh

>>53193924
Is that spinach curry? What a coinkydink, I'm eating a bowl right now.

>>53201910
5 types of bean in every bean?

wowee

>>53194294
>rotten

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Don't mind me just posting what should be a world wide delicacy

>>53194542
Every time you jf post this image and every time you never tell us what the balls are. #i recognise and proudly eat everything on that plate and you would too but we all must enjoy memes, I understand, yet I don't recognise what the balls are.
Pie, mash, peas and gravy is a very real meal, but what are the bloody balls?

I don't think British food is actually as bad as everyone makes out desu. It's filling, hearty and is probably not fashionable but a
lot of it tastes great.

>>53194648
>>53194687
Good stuff.

>>53201969

nigger i know you're all about the banter but there is a line we do not cross. never ever become between a man and his beans, fuck his wife or his dog or his toast but leave the beans alone you sick fuck

>>53201889
What was so horrifying about Australia ?

>>53202105
Tossing a bunch of fried stuff on a cardboard box isn't cuisine m(2^3)

>>53196829
Did they eat it with a forknife?

>>53194648

What is supposed to be so much worse about beans on toast than a fried (but called 'grilled') processed cheese sandwich?

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>>53202271
What are you on about its the only thing you need.

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>>53202105
I need this before I die.

>>53199025
You act like insulting our "women" offends us.

>>53199601
Because there's nothing to defend. Now post more memes.

>>53202271

Et tu, best ally?

Your jews gave us fried fish ffs.

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Now why are the jf so obsessed with Great Britain?

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>>53200613
French food is absolute dog shit my little meme spouting friend.

>Hey Pierre I'm hungry
>Well Mourice let's turn over a rock and cook what we find
>HON HON HON HON

>>53202767
I didn't say it was bad, I just said it wasn't "cuisine"
Also, don't blame jewish shenanigans on me, I'm 100 tiberian masterrace

>>53202777

All the little European shitholes scurry out for any opportunity to bandwagon on America's memes (like the teeth thing and quisine) because theyre insecure that their little European shitholes cant be as relevant or important as our little european shithole.

It's especially funny when they use stuff that doesnt exist, like the toast sandwich, and join in with the tv license banter even though half of them have TV licenses, theyre just too irrelevant for anyone to know it.

>>53202925

I wasnt blaming, I was giving credit.

>>53203048
keep it down drama queen

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What is it about food that makes people the most nationalistic and xenophobic? I have noticed that food triggers people like no other topic. You should see /ck/ as it is nothing but nationalistic shitposting.

>>53203104
You enjoy fried fish? UGH
Meat lover master race here

>>53202864

French food: Take even the oddest ingredients and make it taste good.

British food: Take the most normal ingredients and make it taste bland.

>>53193924
Our food is amazing m8

>This one shitposting from with a massive inferiority complex about Britain
Every
Single
Food
thread
Seek help my friend.

What is wrong with British food? Some of it is pretty fucking great, for example a full British breakfast is the best breakfast out there.

>inb4 muh shitty pastry with coffee

>>53202118
Faggots?

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German """""""""""""""porn"""""""""""""""

>>53194825
Its a quick breakfast and its really good

Dutch are just a second place Britain. Empire wise, food wise, money wise, weather wise, likeability wise, english language skills wise.

>>53194865

I may be London born and raise but don't knock haggis till you've tried it. I saw some randomly in a supermarket and picked some up. It's basically a giant delicious peppery sausage.

Import some and taste the beauty.

>>53203558
Yeah its pretty based I have a bacon and haggis roll every morning.

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>>53203481
but no brit ever sat on our throne, cant say the same about the opposite oioioioi!

wew

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Alright lads, just got back from the kitchen.
>mfw I am literally eating the OP picture, spinach curry
>mfw it really does look like poo left by a very sick paki
>mfw it tastes lovely

>>53194092
Corn in British food? Pretty unlikely mate.

>>53203157
Here's your (you).

>>53203197
That one Frenchie is hilariously obsessed with us. I bet he has gone on a shitposting spree through /int/ since you called him out. He is so anal anguished at us.

>>53203236
I have seen it suggested, but faggots aren't balls. Not even Mr Brains frozen faggots look like that. Plus you never hear of the classic pie, mash and peas being served with faggots.

>>53204015
How do you know my language?

>>53198351

>So cucked that your province is named after a European country

JUST

>>53204801
Shut up faggot

>>53204801
Perhaps someone just threw in some stuffing for no reason

>>53204932
>faggot

Fuck off yank.

The jf have run off with their tails between their legs.

You complete pussies.

I don't get the anti beans on toast meme. I mean, if it's made with actual quality beans and not that canned bright orange looking shit I can see it being good.

>>53203288
underrated

>>53204898
t. Alberta Barbossa