>say something vague but judgemental about the USA
>Americans flock to correct you
>each and every one of them mentions where he's from in the first sentence
>come up with some banter to rek amerifats
>"akshually that doesn't apply to my state"
>"that's only true in ghetto areas"
>"only niggers are affected by this"
>"I live in Alaska so I don't even associate with mainland America"