/asean/

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>nognogs literally think big bad foreigners will take their lands away
Also first for 51'st state

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>>53167291
waifu edition

>tfw no brown asean gf

>>53167348
>Hawaii

never trust white people

>>53167360
Brown sugar is underrated senpai

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nth for Mindanao War in 2022

>>53167393
never seen one

>>53167424
Too soon to force thinning out the resistance senpai, funds need to go here and there before they finally snap at each other.

>>53167379
Guam and Samoa they say are literal cannon fodders. They need to join the army for them to have rights in the states.

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>>53167408
There's just something about them

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>>53167359

>>53167360
>tfw no brown asean gf
>tfw no yellow asean gf
>tfw no slav gf
>tfw no latina gf

>exposed cousin to yuri manga
>she likes it

Blunder of the year, it's not even a week if 2016 yet!

>>53167465
Let me tell ya this, skin color doesn't make them rougher or softer.

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>>53167359
here

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>>53163133
>mfw my surname has Ñ, feels good to be whittu :^)

Ñguyen

>>53167453
> They need to join the army for them to have rights in the states.
lel nope. You might be thinking of "join the army, be a citizen."
This only applies to non-citizens anon. People born in Guam are Americans Citizens and may not be discriminated against by other states.

>>53167494
>be at uni
>stroll past a girl on her tablet
>see manga
>it's yaoi

Fujoshis m8, never again.

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>Ng in the alphabet

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here you go sex tourists

>>53167405
No

>>53167425
Yes, they're above 18

>>53167572
>Dong Nguyen

A legend that vanishes after hating the fame

>>53167564
You dumb fuck. You're mistakenly referring to what constitutes a FOREIGN corporation. If 60% of a corporation's VOTING shares are owned by foreigners then it is a FOREIGN corporation.

>>53167557
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CesHr99ezWE

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>>53167359
nice

>>53167616
>I cannot tell from satire and reality

>>53167572
Based tbqhwy

We need to develop and go back to baybayin for posterity

>>53167579
>phillipines
h-here i go

>>53167424
>tfw Australia intervenes and annexes the Philippine archipelago

>>53167646
That seems messed up though, they are are states but not really and they have to go to shit just to get what they pay their taxes for

How much would it take for you to suck a dick on camera? Your family will never ever see the video by the way. I did it the other day for free, it was fun

>>53167666
>go
Don't you mean
>cum

>>53167692
States=/=territories. But you don't need to enter military service to be a citizen. The show was probably drawing from Starship Troopers
>are you a civilian
>or are you A CITIZEN

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>>53167572
>Alt + 165 in the alphabet

>>53167715
>filming sexual acts
Densus 88 are on their way

Big meaty dicks

ask a half-jew chinese muslim anything /asean/

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>>53167819
>half jew half chinese
Is this the perfect blend of superior genetics?

>>53167819
>half asian jew (chinese)
>half jewish jew (jew)
How does it feel to be overpowered?

>>53167819
will you please gtfo?

>>53167819
proof

>>53167615
>transfer to an alien by way of legal succession.

They only flexible exception.
You have to be sure you can trust your flip wife.

>>53167819
what is your favourite anime?

>>53167819
With regards to manipulating other people, do you find yourself adopting more of a jewish or chinese mindset?

>>53167855
I wonder who's jawline is stronger between the two

>>53167721
>"The bearer is a United States National and not a United States Citizen."

>>53167867
Ya ok I'll wait for my flip wife to die but in the mean time I have no legal hold over money I spent to buy property. Retard.

>>53167918
Or you can just write your name down the in paper

>>53167855
>>53167856
pretty shit desu, i think the jew and chink part are contradicting eachother

>>53167857
no

>>53167861
no proofs for now but the jew half was from baghdadi jews while the chink part from borneo

>>53167870
i liked futari wa pretty holmes desu

>>53167903
the muslim mindset

>>53167819
Askenazim or one of those isolated villages of Jewish uighurs?

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>>53167915
https://[f-a-m](dot)state(dot)gov/SENPAI/07FAM/07FAM1120.html#M1121_2_1

literally kill yourself my man

>>53167945
>Or you can just write your name down the in paper
Like I said it will do no good until she dies.

>>53167957
Ok then Ahmed, where's my soldered CPU you promised?

>>53167957
>i think the jew and chink part are contradicting eachother
in what way?

>>53167967
This is US law

>>53167957
>i think the jew and chink part are contradicting eachother
You mean synergizing with each other and you just can't handle the power

>>53167977
You can still profit, which is the point of it anyway

We need to protect ourselves too.

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>>53167692
It is an American show so...

>>53167616
>>53167721
>>53167915
>>53167967
>a daily reminder that this is our rightful clays that have been stolen by Americans, Japs, Germans and Pacific Islanders

>>53167997
yeah those two are supposed to be smart and yet here i am being dumb as shit

>>53168000
This is federal law. Article VI Clause 2 of the US Constitution basically states that local laws (state or territory) cannot go against federal law. The issue of US Citizenship is a federal issue.

>>53167957
Borneo Chink + Middle Eastern Jew

Interesting, how could your ancestors ended up in Borneo?

>>53168036
>Brit
You sold us right back to Spain after 2yrs

>>53168025
>implying a prudent businessman will risk money like that.
Putting money through a wife-proxy is like putting money in a box, leaving it in the open, and hoping it will be there when you come back. There is literally no protection for the foreign investor.

>>53168086
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lanfang_Republic

>>53168098
Why would it need to be they are the ones with the interest and gains.

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>>53168095
>a daily reminder that it was the British East India Company, not the government that attacked Manila

>>53168086
they migrated there sometime during the civil war and set up a shop

>>53168098
This for land ownership. Investing is another

>>53168132
Because how can you entice foreign investments if you offer no protection for their investments, retard?

>foreign investments will only benefit the foreigners
top
fucking
kek

>>53168135
Then you don't own us

>>53168102
>>53168139
I had a few Dayak friend back when I'm in a college, and yeah they're look like a chink in some way.
But none of them are mixed with Middle Eastern, their religion is buddha or some Dayak pagan religion.
I;m just saying that your blood is interesting faem

>>53168149
Land ownership. Investing might be different.

>>53167291
kek

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>>53167359

>>53168182
kek. Land ownership and ownership of real property is a big issue since foreigners (including corporations) cannot own them. Should a foreign entity wish to invest in the Philippines, they will have no real control over their investments because they can only own up to 40% of a local corporation (this is assuming they want to own real property, which most businesses do).

The restriction on foreign ownership discourages foreign corporations from really injecting capital because they will have no real control over the conduct of business. They are forever stuck to that 40%

>>53167424
how 'bout no

t. caragafag

Any of you practice martial arts? Do flips have their own jungle martial art?

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>>53168232

>>53168266
Yes, it's called Kali

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>>53168287
t-that's all

>>53168266
arnis. we beat you to death with sticks.

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>>53168305
but wait... there's more

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>>53167359

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>>53168336
real final one

>>53168266
escrima

>>53168266
Pencak silat is indon oc

>>53168242
All they need to to is buy a Philippine local company.

Take a business that's already setup grow and invest and through that they can setup subsidiaries under their names.

Seems mor unfair to the local ones since of will be harder to compete.

>>53168435
Fucking phone

This is what the call center of my cousin does I think, they are a subsidary of a Hong Kong one thats owned by a brit

>>53168481
BPO with foreign shareholders? What a bargain they got.

Did someone say chill music for comfy afternoon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg

moro genocide when?
its better lose some 10 million terrorists than lose a major island.

>>53168818
No, fuck off

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>>53167424
Minda has 30% muslim population, they CAN'T separate the whole island that easy. Plus if Minda is separated, I think it's going to be a good thing since corrupt politicians in Luzon are the ones robbing the country's wealth. That's why our only hope to lessen corruption is FEDERALISM

How sure are we that we will exclusively get these white angel savior foreigners as land owners
What if they would intentionally marry a stupid Filipina divorce her take her land and open a pedo bar or drug cartels?

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>>53167359

>>53169043
>Pedo bar
What's that

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>>53167359

>>53169043
They liberate you from your land then Flips complain about why their people still act like a vassal state.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo

Goodbye asean.
Don't go to KLCC at least for this month.

>>53168818
chill music for comfy afternoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU0ZmbBY9QI

>>53169092
A bar where under-aged girls are paid to have sex with foreigners
>prostitution is illegal in our country but it's very common & police can't arrest them since the owners are millionaires who bribe police & politicians

>>53169137
No one cares faggot. Why don't you just off yourself right here, right now.

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>>53169043
>>53169122

Americans & Western Europeans have TRASH culture(gay marriage, divorce, abortion, pedophilia, LGBT). Their media feeds ASEAN GARBAGE & make our youth stupid & gay

>>53168526
I have no Idea maybe not alot since they are just a subsidiary under a flip local company.

>>53169169
No they arrest and bust them all the time.
What they take they're chance from is the police needs to prove there is an act prostitution taking place before they can bust in and arrest them

I read its something similar to thailand, I'm not sure

>>53169255
The question is why they're still more prosperous when you feed them this so-called garbage of asean

>>53162235
What a slutty highscooler you get there.
It's must be jakarta right?

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>>53169432
Prosperous? yes but very immoral.
But let me ask, are you gay?

>>53168940
Soon
Bbl will be trashed and war is inevetable

>>53169491
Nope, not in the slightest.

I do it for the lulz when someone actually thinks of me as homo.

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>>53168940
You do know that there are only 5 million muzzies in Minda., the other 5 million is scattered in Vis. & Luzon. For me it's better if we gave them their ancestral lands stated in BBL(which is a very small land area maybe 10% of Minda) You should also know that muzzies don't own the whole Minda. Lumads have more ancestral lands than them

>>53169624
Isnt that point of ARMM? Or muslim already realized muslim managed cities are poor shitholes

Do you need to show ID card to buy prepaid sim card in Philippines?

>>53169624
are you a filthy moro?

>>53169679
No

>>53169690
You do know that their Mosques are cleaner than the Christian Churches.

>>53169679
>id card
>buy a sim
do you really need to do that there in true asia?
we don't do it here.

>>53169677
them bombing transmission towers says a lot about their drive for progress and "true" integration.

>>53169732
>>53169734
Ah. Good :)

>>53169624
>10%
lmao,it's not just ARMM that they want

>>53169679
No, that's why there are so many scammers. Does Malaysia require ID before buying sim cards?

>>53169732
they take their shoes off and wash their feet b4 entering the mosque, but can't do anything good outside of it.

>>53169773
Yes. We have to give a copy of the ID card to the telco.

>>53167688
great, it'll make it easier for me to immigrate to straya

>>53169801
there was a plan to do that here. I don't why it's still not implemented. Telcos are powerful here. Is prepaid popular there? Even electricity here is going prepaid.

>>53169679
You need freedom

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>>53169765
That's the point, there are so many moros who are ignorant. They are brainwashed to believe they own all of Minda. when in fact they only own small portion of it. Most of the areas there where uninhabited forests. Most of the biggest areas there were inhabited by Lumads before the immigration of Visayans & Luzon people

>>53169690
No, I'm Visayan

>>53169836
Yeah it's quite popular

>>53169839
I can have my freedom in Philippines then ;)

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>>53167359

http://web.archive.org/web/20030501222240/http://bakla.net/

muslim girls in my uni don't wear their hijab,why?

>>53170018
she wants your D.

>>53170018
The same way some Christians didn't really follow the teaching of Jesus

>>53170018
Practising tariqiya

>>53170067
This

>>53170036
oh my,but I don't want to get her in trouble with her parents

>>53169939
Philippines is only a good place for vacation & chilling, but it's a place where it's very hard to make money & people are undisciplined(throw trash anywhere, spin anywhere, urinate anywhere, turn on loud music anywhere & ignore traffic signs). Rather live in KL if I can get a visa to live there

>>53170018
Not all muslim girl wearing hijab

>>53170086
>>53169939
philippines is a good place for sex tourism and drug dealing.

>>53170092
>>53170067
I see
I didn't want to ask them about it since I'd be the only one that cared about it

>>53170067
Most flips are non-practicing Xtians anyway. Very few people go to church, gays are tolerated, cheating on wives is common & prostitution is practiscd even if it's illegal

>>53170183
Holy shit, I'm at my office and I accidentaly click your webm.
Fug you mang, you sick fuck cunt.

I though blue board was SFW

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>>53170309
Sorry

>>53170086
>>53170131
I was actually making a joke about how easy it is to set up a bomb and detonate it by phone signal and the police can't trace it back to me. I can also make threat using the phone's internet etc etc. Keep your shit together Philippines. It's like you're inviting trouble. I'm tempted.

post jams /asean/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG0uaNS87Dc

>>53167579
>any country with age of consent below 16
What the fuck

Also, Yemen. Truly pedo nation

>>53167819
Truly masterrace

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>>53170389
What can we do? our politicians are dumb, all they know what to do is steal money from the people & use it to pay terror groups & private armies to force people to keep voting for them or to threaten political rivals. That's how shitty our government is. But don't try to put up bombs, there are CCTVs everywhere(in cities) so the police can still track down criminals/terrorists

>>53168139
Post pics plz

>>53170522

>>53167855
>>53167855
>>53167855

>>53169043
I can for sure say I will heavily invest in proper things for Philipines, like agriculture atleast.
That's actually a dream I have.

>>53169255
Don't worry. That's another reason why I will leave my country.

>>53170498
I watched this video the other day. Should I take it with a grain of salt of is the Conjuago family is really powerful over there? If a movie is made about this it would be awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gevTmyWtHVo

Are there any of the candidates that have talked about placing out more trash cans in public nationwide than there currently are?

I seriously struggle to find trash cans even by malls

>>53170668
It's up to your imagination

>>53170668
Our president's mother is Cojuangco(Chinese ancestry) and yes they're very powerful and have a political dynasty just like almost all of politicians here who passes their political positions from father to children

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>>53170697
No, that's why our country is FUGGING DIRTY. And we get mad when foreigners call us dirty LOL. You can spit, urinate, throw garbage everywhere. FREEDOM

>>53170668
its a conspiritard, I expected better form a Malaysian tbqh

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Excellent job, Indons.

>>53170905
I could use some flavor to rice right now.

Bulking sure is taking too long

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>>53170960
I was going to add egg, but since it's my first time eating Mie Goreng I decided not to.

>>53171020
Try a fried egg on top next time, sunny side up

Thou shalt not regrett

>>53171086
Like on the picture? Maybe, but I'll try the omelet style first.

>>53171020
>my first time eating Mie Goreng

You mean Indomie one?

Assalamualaikum

>>53171240
It will become Indomie two next week :)

>>53169024
>Mar is the one with the most ebil supporters
>30% muslim population is in Mindanao
>this is what bobotantes believe
kek at you fami

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>>53171078
>Being me 22 y.o.
>Try that site with photo of myself
>Pic related happen
Just what the fuck

>>53170807
I'd do anything for you to implement anti-littering policies like Chinkapoor.

>>53169624
>>53169765
lmao, MILF website claimed the entire Mindanao, Sabah, Spratley Islands and Palawan.

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>>53171409
>Supports Mar
>Has normal mind & common sense
Pic one

>"no littering"
>entire place is covered in garbage

>"no on/off-loading here"
>van I am in literally offloads right by that sign infront of police

>"no smoking in this Jeepney"
>driver is smoking

>"do not park here"
>entire sidewalk is covered in cars

Explain this shit.

Dubs for the Brunei Empire.

china lads report in

ignore the flag

>>53171573
bullshit on dutdut tbqh

http://strawpoll.me/6462761/
VOTE
O
T
E

>>53171686
reporting in

>>53171625
Dutdut is the answer

>>53171625
where did you copy paste this from?

>>53171754
Du30 2016 for balkanization of the failipines

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>>53171573
>I-I swear goys my campaign is funded by kickstarter
>I-I'll criticise Aquino for being in a political dynasty while being in one myself
>everyone in Davao is law abiding
>doesn't punish his daughter for hitting a traffic man and for speeding
>he hits defenless misguided fools instead on video so he can take advantage of everyone's lack of satisfaction with the justice system
>"I don't have any ambitions of running for president"
>lies about it and runs anyway
>commits assault, battery, violence and murder, totally will being peace I swear
SHIT
H
I
T

>>53171625
no popo and camera to deter peeps

>>53171663
>663
close

>>53171736
where you at gemerr?

>>53170865
+10 peso, you do a good job, Junjun!
Don't forget to acquire your 20 peso bill when voting for Roxas

>>53171686
Is this the Republic of China, who is the rightful owner of the mainland China?

>>53171851
no, this is people's republic of china, not the breakaway province of chinese taipei

>>53171845
why, thank you my fellow flip

>>53171866
I don't know what a People's Republic of China is sorry. Is that like a unrecognised state or something like that?

>>53171907
>PRC unrecognised
>the irony of this comment

>>53171938
oh sorry, autonomous region then

>>53170425
I want a qt 12 year old Spanish loli

>>53171961
Why don't you move to España, Lim?

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>>53170425
look at the happy couples!

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>>53171814
Only rapists, drug pushers, drug lords, drug addicts, holdapers & kidnappers are against the BIG D
:)
you're a drug addict aren't you?

>>53171996
How fucking unlucky Yemen must be
>be situated in a region with the most valued resource
>you happen to be in the land where there isn't much of the resource
>your neighbouring nations are super fucking rich
>you're so fucking poor that you might just count your country to be an African one

>>53171822
will you like me if I was?

>>53171663
dubs and Brunei annexes the Philippines

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>>53171958
>no embassies

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>>53171814
MARTARD SPOTTED
>kill yourself

>>53171996
more like Yeah men. amirite?

>>53171814
>>53172072
Dubs asean is mine.

>>53172071
i like you anyway

>>53172122
Then I wasn't. Nice dubs anyway. You got the same dubs twice.

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>>53172029
>>53172099
>Only rapists, drug pushers, drug lords, drug addicts, holdapers & kidnappers are against the BIG D
>this is what bobotantes believe

>get accused of raep, get beaten up and killed because "STREET JUSTICE"
>he wants people to obey the law
>so he uses fear like kill petty criminals
discipline? more like a typical communist authoritarian regime. No wonder communist have been surrendering and opening their assholes to him and in return they get off scott free through his

>>53172088
that guy on the left has really white teeth, I wonder if he uses capitalist product Colgate :^)

>>53172115
>115
It's not your lucky day today

Pokpok pankatot

>>53172115
My country is SHIT, you can have it, and force our SLUTTY AMERICANIZED women to convert to islam & let police beat up the perverted GAYS & whip the shit of our politicians

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>>53172115
Dubz and Malay will get Brunai back

>>53172115
>>53172115
dubs sultan of Brunei on my dream team harem 2016

>>53172115
Please be mine.

>>53172243
Isn't this country the only one you hate?

Try going to the west and you'll see how much worse the identity politics and micromanagement will be.

>>53172194
I'm rather proud of my dub-making abilities

>>53172029
Then he should turn himself in,If he is true to his word.

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>>53172234
>be MARTARD
>afraid of justice(must be a criminal)
>afraid of discipline
>belives in TUWAD NA DAAN
Please do us a favor & kill yourself criminal

>>53172072
Is it true that Brunei owns a huge land in north of Australia?

>>53172234
>I wonder if he uses capitalist product Colgate :^)

of course not anon, it is merely a result of the superior zhongguoren diet

>>53172344
Didn't know being a good leader was a crime
>GTFO MARTARD

>>53172370
I think so actually, big cattle stations.

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>>53172366
>afraid of Justice
you mean the kind of Justice that the state doesn't recognise like killing criminals?
>afraid of discipline
I'm not, it's the way that he wants to install that discipline is what I'm worried at I don't want other politicians copying what he's doing going around murdering people to enforce the "justice" they believe. I believe discipline should be achieved through intense education and social programs

>>53172388
ph what kind of diet, I'm interested.

>>53172471
>being a murder and a NPA drug lord is a good leader

>>53172545
intense regimented education*

>>53172296
Kek dubs then I'll be yours.

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>>53172559
>Be MARTARD
>Believes BIG D is NPA
Nice observation MARTARD

>tfw all presidentiabes are normies
Im just going to skip president in thr ballot

>>53172559
>this is how it was done back then

>>53172617
Why are you so triggerd today?

top kek.. did something happen on/pol/?

>>53172620
>mfw still waiting for someone to buy my votes

am I delusional for hoping? ;_;

>>53172666
As if you'll sell your votes to the presidentiables

>>53172545
>ph what kind of diet, I'm interested.

fatty meat, oily noodles and vegetables with ample amounts of garlic and chilli

>>53172646
Must be all that anti US talk.

Na pikon siguro saka sila kasi siyang kakampe sa anti conjuanco niya

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>http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35231046
>City police chief Wolfgang Albers called it "a completely new dimension of crime". The men were of Arab or North African appearance, he said.

>dudut becomes our president
>declares himself dictator
>he goes full boipussy mode
>he chooses one random male citizen to ravage his rectum
>every month he chooses by lotto style raffle on national tv
>your name comes on tv screen
>now white unmarked vans and dubious motorcycles tandem now roam your subdivision
what would you do?

>>53172713
Who knows, I might just be desperate enough to do it.

>>53172747
>implying he will not just separate this shit country.

Du30 2016 balkanization of the failipines.

>>53172741
Wala kasi*

RIP koreans

>>53172780
I would definitely join any faction that kills failgalogs

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Assalamualaikum /asean/
Sudah shalat belum?

>>53172834
saw the news as well

oh boy,here we go

It's solat you dumb fuck.
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>>53172861
soon after I finish my bakso babi

>>53172889
what?

>>53172854
Good we will kill and rape your gf first she's from cavite right.

bule babi

>>53172900
DAILY REMINDER THAT EVERYTHING INDO, PHILP AND STINKAPORE FOOD COMES FROM MALAYSIA

>>53172889
Autis anjing

>>53172889
This

>>53172854
sign me up

>>53172854
We will start with fagsayas they are the easiest to kill since they are the dumbest ones not to mention ugliest

>>53172889
Njing
Asu
Kontol
Pergi mati maling

>>53172889
>صلاة
whatever floats your boat, m8

It's -15 outside and the heating is so bad I could say its off.
How are you doing?

>>53173020
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>>53172965
even my heart

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>>53172965
bud not ur gultur :DDD

>>53173030
first attempt of the year to get gf

>>53173030
Fucking my warm fake pussy in 31 celcius 85% HUMID
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>>53173030
today was gloriously sunny, 25C, just another harmonious day in the people's republic

u jelly?

http://www.wheninmanila.com/beware-lost-in-manila-modus-this-male-caucasian-is-still-scamming-people-in-manila-area/
White people are fucking albino niggers

>>53173045
>>53173067

>>53173093
Udah ditekan send tapi lupa mau taip replynya

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>mfw unironically using "wkwkwk" when chatting with a grill

am I doomed you lads?

If dubs, Norway will annex Philippenis

>>53173123
mas begitu lucu mas
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>>53173176
If dubs you will be killed in Recto with an ice picker

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gái viẹt 1
>bombshell hot
>slutty reputation
>gratuitously flirty, i know she wants the BWD
>dont speak no english

gái viẹt 2
>hot in like a girl next door kind of way
>had a bf last i checked but i havent seen him around in a while
>stares at me like the last piece of fried chicken
>rich
>speaks some english

gái viẹt 3
>kawaii as fuck
>doesn't put out, christian family, whole nine yards
>very smart and fun, one of my best friends in vn
>wants me but also has a bf who is a friend of mine and im not sure about this love triangle shit
>speaks incredible english

Who should I share my empowering Western values with? My Vietnamese is getting pretty good, but speaking English would definitely give me more to talk about over romantic dinners.

>>53173090
Meh
>scam flips by modus or fake begging.
>get scammed back when flips over charge you.

Its the circle of life.

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>>53173187

Wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk betul betul

>>53173172
Welcome to the club
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>>53173227
Nothing wrong with pump & dump
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>>53172889
>>53172965
>>53173045
>>53173067
>>53173123
>>53173187
Pretty please with sugar on top

>>53173262
>>53173187
>>53173123
>>53173172
>>53173067
>>53173045
>>53173020
>>53172967
>>53172965
>>53172889
>>53172900

reported.

>>53173287 >>53173304
Jangan begitu mas, kita semua sama mas
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>>53173304
>>53173262
>>53173287
>>53173272

Been out of the meme game for a while, explain this.

how do you read "wkwkwkwkwk"?
is it walk walk walk?

>>53173227
Id pick the rich and empowered one
Let her work and be a neet whole life

>>53173304
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>>53173374
mine is wik wik wik

>>53173227
>their pict or name in paper
>put it in floor
>put a treat on each
>pick a dog or cat
>whomever that dog/cat go first it's what you choose

>>53173354
Nusantara stronk
>>53173374
Makan kontol

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First experience with snow, mengs

>>53173345
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What did they mean by this?

>>53173374
no


imagine your a pacman


then you say wakawakawakawakawaka

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>>53173435

>>53173374
Its wkwkkwkwkkwkk

>>53173493
This video explained it in detail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7uhySpThZc

>>53173470
Is it tastes good? Have you ever try to lick it?

>>53173470
kainin mo ang yelo

>>53173374
It's originally come from laughing sound, like 'hahaha', 'heheheh', ect.
It's pronounce like Donald duck's laugh.

>>53173374
it's read 'wakakakakaka'
t. kascucker expert

>>53173429

This gives me an idea.

>dont masturbate for two weeks
>go outside

>>53173470
If somewhat it snowed here
Is it cold enough to kill you?
How many poorfags will die here?

>>53173536
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>>53173536

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>>53173542
It tastes like water t-b-h.

>>53173578
Yeah I heard nag-zero sa Baguio.

Also hobos move into the subways.

>>53173536
Kek
Numb - Thailand Ver.

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>>53172889
Talos? Keep it down, Ahmed. Those racist edgy Thalmors might hear you and get buttblasted about your comment

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>>53173536
>Indonesian Idol
Indonesia truly is full of pure raw talent

"Membakar hutan bukan pelanggaran, karna bisa ditanam lagi".

Is there any official article about this?

>>53173657
Only 10 degrees. Maybe back then it went to zero.

>>53173657
tsong,6.3 C yung pinakamababa na na talaan sa baguio at dekada sesenta pa yun

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>>53173578
Obviously, bahay kubo won't stand a chance as most of our wooden houses are designed to let wind come in and out. Also, most houses in cold climates have foam insulation on walls and double glazing windows to keep the heat in. There is also no built in gas heating system in our country, everyone would freeze.

>>53173470
>be in UK for 6 years
>last time it snowed in my area was 4 years ago
>but it still keeps raining and windy
>temperature outside is still 8 degrees everyday
kill me

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