> you wake up tomorrow

turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>>53165639
My Europe is objectively better

>Albania belongs to Italy and not Turkey

>>53165639
*wraps green flag round me*
*sighs*
same old
*revolts against the english crown*

>>53165657
No it's not, you dumbass.

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>>53165657
Best Europe coming through.

Feelsgoodman

Go back to sleep

>>53165671
As it should.
>>53165690
There is no more England, only Grande Normandie.
>>53165709
> implyimg

I'm fine with this

>>53165696
Quebecois detected

Continue not giving a shit because our country is just as over run with shit skins as Europe and no one cares. European french hate us anyways.

>>53165750
You're fine with Finns being under the yoke of Sweden's feminist dictatorship.

You must really be a self-hating cuck, finnon.

>>53165738
>There is no more England, only Grande Normandie
the green flag still needs to be wrapped round me boys, as long as foreigners rule ireland

>>53165639
Initiate genocide on the Turkish people.

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>>53165639
> Abendland
> Hauptstadt
wut

>>53165690
>>53165791
Is this shitposting or autism, I can't tell anymore

>>53165738
Albania is Muslim, they belong with Turkey much more than Italy.

>>53165849
Is there a difference any more?

>>53165780

no... just fennoswede

>>53165798
That's the Germany of the 21st century, names that mean nothing for a people that mean nothing. You can thank me when your country becomes a glorious refugee Republic under the glorious Merklereich.

>>53165877
> american jee-ah-guh-ra-fee
> american knowledge of dubya-dubya-doo

>>53165900
How's Helsinki? I was thinking of going to visit some family within the next few months.

Thread's shitty anyway so who cares if we go off-topic

>>53165982
I hope you get banned, faghot.

>>53165982

Helsinki is pretty culturally enriched like most European capitals, but also the most pleasant looking and largest out of all the finnish towns

atm it's -20c and going to get colder apparently

>>53165639
I'm conflicted. On one hand, we finally have some of our rightful clay back. On the other hand, the only city worse then Amsterdam is the capital, and we are named fucking Holland.
Remove Randstad.

>>53165639
I will have to learn Danish.

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>>53165750
>>53165900

>>53165954
I'm going based off culture, not who was the last power to colonize Albania.

>>53166155
Aren't literary Norwegian and Danish literally the exact same thing. Official Danish and official Norwegian are the same thing from what I understand.

>>53165639
Nothing I don't really care

>>53166214
They sound a lot different.

>>53166214

you're thinking of norwegian and swedish

>>53166214
Shut your ignorant cocksucker at this moment!!

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>no more terroni
>get gypsies instead

>>53165657
I like the outstretching caliphate that conquered israel the best

>>53166214
No, it's mostly a misunderstood meme, mostly because Danes like to push it. They are relatively similar in our written language, so I can read danish and understand it just fine, but I don't understand shit when it's spoken. I understand icelandic better even. Our written language was influenced by their written language, but even that's not the same.

If I talk to a Swede it's a lot more similar, and I can understand them easily.

>>53166240
>>53166267
>>53166312
I remember reading about Norwegian on wikipedia and it said that the Norwegians got their literary language from the Danes when Norway was in union with Denmark. I've had it in my head since that official Norwegian and official Danish are the same language, and Swedish comes from a different literary tradition from either of them.

I know that common spoken Norwegian is its own language, but isn't their written language and official "high-Norwegian" dialect the same as Danish?

>>53165639
wait for it to switch back to something that's not completely random

>>53165639
try to flee to a white country before I get raped or
suicide is the only option

>>53166439
Yes we got our literary language from the Danes, and it was Danish back then. But nobody spoke Danish, except some christiania nobles and rich people there, and it was mostly just borrowed words and stuff, and some think it influenced their dialect a bit. And then after the union, our literary language was changed to be more Norwegian. (and later we created another written language too, but that's a different story, and irrelevant). Even if not the same, our written language is still a lot similar to Danish, but not the same. You have to remember that our languages were similar always, so they would always look alike anyway if written down, just as Swedish and Norwegian does (not as similar though).

Join the foreign legion.

>>53166439
You can say that Swedish and Danish have the same literal language too.

>>53165798
>Hauptstadt
>Kassel
what

>>53166704
I think it's meant to be Frankfurt.

>>53166670
If there had to be a common Scandinavian language every Scandinavian was taught for clarity and literary heritage, would it be Danish or Swedish?

Norwegian, Icelandic and old Norse are out because they have weaker literary traditions.

>>53166214
It's similar enough that I can read and understand danish, but I don't know how to write it. And I can't understand anything when they speak.

>>53165657
that tumor between lithuania and poland, needs to die

>>53165639
>Upper Holland
>Lower Holland

My sides

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>>53165639
>spaintugal

>>53166820
I would say Icelandic, because I have no idea what you mean when you say they don't have literal tradition (they probably have the most out of all).

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>>53165657
>Implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT0yoo9B2Bc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaS3vaNUYgs

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>>53166918

>>53166917
I mean literature; great writers, plays, legal texts, technical documents [sciences, crafts, law], music. Like there's been a lot of stuff written in that language so it becomes more important that something more provincial. Scots os very similar to English but it was only really spoken by Scottish hill people, so it has no real literay tradition. They don't have Shakespeare, the magna carta or the decleration of independence, or the countless published books since the printing press, or the great repository of scientific and technical writings; those were all written in English.

>>53167101
Well, ok if that's what you mean then naturally more books have been written in Swedish than Danish, and more Danish books have been written than Norwegian, and more books in Norwegian than Icelandic. You can basically just go after the highest population, which is Swedish.

>>53165639
>Grande Normandie

Nice !

>>53167188
And by that, I also mean that the Swedes have had more great writers and such too, due to a bigger pool of writers, than the Danes.

>>53166958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYnrjhrkt-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM7ltlq_lbM

>>53166095
fuck you finns its -24 in tallinn this morning

>>53167245
I see you've gotten rid of your trip you plastic paddy faggot

>Tiganteren
really nigga?

>>53167365
I've never had a trip in my life.

[spoiler] Nor have I ever been to Ireland, shockingly. [/spoiler]

I woulnt really care bc we're cool with danmark and all that

>>53165656

russia must be larger

>>53165639
I love this map, thank you.

Let Nord Pas de Calais to France though, we don't want them.

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>>53168980
from sea to shining mountainous-choke-points.

>>53165657
Zozzle'd at Hungary

>>53165657
I wish,it's perfect
>give the hungarian minority a mini country
>close borders on all sides
>let them die off in poverty
>you now have a hungarian free country
If only we could do the same with gypsies

>>53168912
8/10
2 points deducted for Israel having Lebanon and Syria.

>>53165639
Celebrate for my heritage.

>>53169268
>buttblasted gypsy shows up

every time

>>53165639
Why is Turkey split and why hasn't it annexed Albos? Makes no sense.

>>53165639
OK
>>53165657
Shit
>>53168912
OK

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Best Europe coming through ))))
atok

>>53168912
>burger geography knowledge

>>53172136
Shit

don't actually mind grand normandy
we can't escape our european rape baby routes or our entire historybof living under essentially foreign kings and the isles are united so who cares

>>53173847
SHIT

>>53169010
this map is false tho, only Tallinn and Narva has """""significant"""" russian population