I always hear about how American tourists are obnoxious and stupid and just suck in general. So I want you to post your worst experiences with American tourists.
>giving a fuck what sissified western euros think
anyway, americans are good. I usually pretend to be on when I got to Europe and catcall women and start shit when I drink. Suprisingly the catcalling and saying your from California works quite well
I've been to Europe and I got to observe several other American tourists once on a train. Kept all their luggage in the center lane and I couldn't get past. I kind of tenderly stepped over it (to show I was being respectful to their property despite their unawareness) and a woman who was sitting at a seat near by immediately grabs it; tangles my feet with the straps, and I fall and bang my head on a seat.
"Where the fuck is the weed?" -An American who came from a trip to Berlin and who took the wrong train and ended up in my town in bumfuck nowhere instead of Amsterdam.
He also thought it was a good idea to travel from the Netherlands to Spain by bus, and when I said he'd have a bad time, he said he was used to long drives.
All the Americans I've met have been friendly, but my brother who used to work at McDonald's said that some Americans threw a tantrum once because the McDonald's wouldn't accept American money.
Most of them just talk about a decibel louder than everyone else but one time when I was working as a cashier at a bar I had a group of three of them lose their shit and start screaming at me because we didn't sell Dr. Pepper, despite the fact I don't think it's even sold in NZ
>bitch from Seattle comes to grocery store at the border, right where I work
>omg your money is plastic wtf
>bitch hands me a gift card from some random ass florist instead of her credit card
>she's using her fucking passport to hold her cash and credit cards like a real idiot
>I ask her if she's from the states
>omg how do you know???
Americans are stupid
you pretty much described me
I'm working on the first two, especially the loud part. I get too excited.