fair do's. it wont be proper hot when you go though will it; heard japan gets grimly humid but dont know when exactly
another lancashire turned up and it was just awful, had to switch
>going to bed soon
pathetic loser with no friends, spends his life in a general. no one knows anything about him because there's to know beyond cara or GTA.
his is literally worthless, and recently NEET again.
>mfw a girl comes in to my apartment, sees the financial times and economist on the table, and my bookshelf full of philosophers books
the bird'll literally cream her pants desu lads
>I'm going or have been on holiday to Japan
They did inform me in advance but I couldn't be there (prior arrangements).
Still the wide open wardrobe when I came back from work today left a bad taste.
It looks like they went through my ironed shirts since I space them out but they were all shoved in one corner.
All in all nothing but horrid experiences with letting agencies in the UK.
there is literally no one in this general as shallow as him. there is genuinely nothing going on in his life and his personality is forged from a shit robot from the 90s or something.
he's actually intriguingly boring.
Say I put my 5k into a pension now
On average its reasonable to expect your money to double every 10 years
By the time I'm sixty that 5k is now 80k
Now putting it in a pension is bit of a commitment but you get the idea. I've actually already got £600 in my pension, 70% of which is from my employee.
you sure sound like someone people would like to be around
this man comes up to your gf and slaps her bum
what do you do?
>He doesn't have a blog dedicated to our lord and saviour Reviewbrah
i'm just so surprised someone as dead behind the eyes as you exists is all.
i would genuinely rather talk to an airhead about celeb gossip because with you it would just be silence because there is nothing going on inside your mind.
your commitment to caraposting is literally an inspiration to me. Stay strong dutch man.
Because spending all day everyday in a general for a country you're obsessed with because of 1 SJW slag isn't autistic? he recently lost his data entry job. he will be in the same situation in a decade from now.
he's a cardboard cutout human.
>spilled a tin of beer on my jeans
>girl I liked goes home thinking i've pissed myself
Most of the emails I've collected are British, think they're less likely to fool for my trick
>i consume beverages contained within glass vessels, or i dont consume at all
>Most of these fedora images are trilbys. Maybe we should rethink this meme and call it "tips trilby"
>Most of these fedora images are trilbys. Maybe we should rethink this meme and call it "tips trilby"
>ywn stick your face in her butthole for eternity
>Middle east/africa has an oppressive culture and blatant patriarchy
>Cultures obviously come and are perpetuated by the people who live in them
>But immigrants from middle east/africa are all nice, tolerant and firm believers in western ideals and beliefs
Not Rorke, but do lefties seriously believe this? I get not hating people based purely on their race and the idea that people can integrate into a new society but this is just dumb. I mean, if I moved to the Congo I don't think I'd suddenly start raping women and being cool with AIDS.
maybe it's another dutch user 2bh i remember there used to be 2 of you in here regularly
all i know is i've seen a dutch anon specifically take the piss out of wales on a few occasions and it hurts my feelings since genuinely we're barely just about even a nation 2bh, only just one level above cornwall-tier so bullying wales makes me proper insecure haha x
>hey i know, let's promote peace, love and tolerance by importing millions of poor uneducated people from ultra-religious, ultra-conservative, ultra-intolerant and quasi-fascist countries.
>what could possibly go wrong?
>you are now imagining that girl you like clean her vag in the shower
>have mustache and goatee
>have third unrelated briton in the past six months mention I look like Lenin
What's with you lot and Lenin?
i've noticed this happens a lot with twatposters on this site like caramong, craven and a few others.
even though lisicki is a complete and utter cringeworthy retard people will miss him when he eventually stops posting because people on here are so autistic they like the comfort of having something consistent in their life, even if it's a mong welsh teenager.
even this yank heritage tripfag will be missed if he keeps up this shit gimmick for long enough.
most who want to come here do so because they dislike that hyper traditional way of life. many are christian like us. so many in saudi arabia despise the regime. it's actually a bit of a mystery how it has held together so long
Haven't signed on for a few years but can't you just make something up? Just put you filled in an application form for a few supermarkets, asked in a few shops etc.
Might have changed since I was on JSA.
>get subway (veggie burger, delish)
>go back to my building front door, see qt with a carry on bag fumbling for keys
>let her get keys whilst i stand there forcing spaghetti back down into my pockets
>say some smooth line in spanish like ayy baby u back home now
>she doesnt speak spanish
>i switch to english
>small talk walking up stairs, say bye cos i live on first floor and have shit chat
>come here to shitpost
>knock on my door
>it's the qt
>shes locked out
>almost instant lob-on
>i offer a phone to get in touch with flatmates
>i'm hiding behind the kitchen divider thing hiding my hard willy whilst talking to flemish hotty
>offer her some veggie subway
>her mate comes to pick her up and she leaves
>add myself on her still logged in fb
>log on to mine and accept it
>come here to post this
fucking gassed tbqh lads
i'd like to do that if I wasn't so autistic 2bh
i've gone on full autismo level about the chinkposters for well over a few weeks now they really need to fuck off imo
not sure whether kpop or kyary posters are the worst.
dislike anime heavily as well
you know i'm right. not right now but i will be. it happens to every person even remotely memorable, it's the nostaliga tinted glasses.
link me to ANY post cara's made that was funny. he is the most boring and unoriginal person in this thread. fucking DORMER offers more of a personality to this board.
We all put £10 into a fund. This fund gets to a £1000. Someone good at statistics/ finance bets on the stock market. We all become millionaires overnight.
Is that German lad angry about the inspector ruining his ordnung here?
Or and kraut for that matter?
Is it true that in Dutchland you don't have pies?
i always thought that if a lot of people on 4chan worked together on some sort of a project that we could all get rich together tbqh
there should be some sort of meeting of the minds of /brit/ to see how we can dominate the world...
>Got a snap from a girl at 10:30 saying "What're you doing tonight?"
>Send a reply saying "Video games" with a pic of EUIV
>It's been opened with no reply
>Just now realised where I went wrong
Should've been playing CKII instead
r8 my daily lexicon, lads
talk in /brit/ about all manner of topics. you don't engage
>other waifu autists
post British waifus. Cara and Maisie, Marina and Daisy, Charli and Liz are all British women, so it makes sense they're in /brit/
you post east asian singers nobody else has even heard of
it's like a meme you tried to start that didn't catch on
why are you here
Ignore them. That or play it as a sexist attack and say there is a problem, but it's with muh soggy knee and ignore the fact that they are shitskins and the rapes are on her hands.
We could be rich if we worked together as a hivemind but we're lost in memes and post-irony. We could build something.
Especially since information on random number generation by computers is easily found and anyone who understands what a computer actually is an how it works will know that it cannot produce a random number by definition.
When 18,000 families had their lives ruined, these men took it upon themselves to break 1,200 white girls hymens.
was staying over in a hotel with some friends, bunch of other friends met us at the hotel. Kept getting dodgy looks from the staff and I went down to meet them one at a time. they must have thought I was some sort of male escort entertaining young lads
£1000 will make you barely anything on the stock market, especially without any insider info or trading , and your portfolio is either not diverse enough or lacking capital. Even an optimistic estimate of 10% return within the first couple of years will mean everyone gets £1 back. There's a reason hedgefunds only deal with multimillionaires.
the autist who hated thailad was a better character gimmick than the lad who hates caralad
i mean, with thailad, he actually made some decent points about why he's a twat that i hadn't seen before. i like thailad but a lot of what this autist was saying was true. this autistic hate was quite a good gimmick too, since it came along with calling him a nonce, and a lot of us still actually call him a nonce to this day haha
but this caralad hater's only argument is that "he's boring" lmao
honestly not worth complaining about, some people need to grow up
you just don't have the business mind to understand lad
want to shag a slag like this 2bh cheap and tacky wew
"Hotline Bling" also received criticism for the perceived sexist and controlling attitude expressed by the male narrator toward his female ex in its lyrics. Carol H. Hood of The Frisky described the song as "an incredibly salty and self-centered rant about an ex having the courage to move on." Allyson Shiffman of Bullett took issue with the "super sexist lyrics," explaining that "while [the song is] packaged as a good old fashioned 'Why doesn't bae like me anymore?' Drake tune," what it is "really saying is, 'You used to wanna bone me all the time and now that I’ve left the 6, you’ve gotten a life of your own and I’m not okay with that.'" Tahirah Hairston of Fusion wrote that, in the song, "Drake is distraught that his ex has moved on," but because he "opts for condescendingly slut-shaming her" and "dictating where she does and doesn’t belong," it "comes off so petty that you forget his feelings are hurt."
How long's a piece of string
*spanks the other*
Really tired of seeing this stupid wee ginger rat singing from a car while staring at the camera meme
JUST BE OVER ALREADY
4chan memes have gotten to ur head lad
SJWs complain about everyone that's problematic and goes against their agenda. blacks, asians, gays, and women who don't agree with them or women who make tranny jokes
they just can never be pleased
get on my level
Rapes? Claims like that should be backed up with evidence, they do do things like that but i don't see it in this video. We got to be careful we don't create more support for refugees, cause it is a invasion, if this many Germans were moving to the Middle East, 1.8 million in 1 year, the Arabs would be going crazy cause it would be a invasion.
We had the same card.
Why does speccy keep fucking up my RAM speed?