>obamas crying again
jesus christ, I can't believe people take this faggot seriously
>look at BBC's most read articles for today
>two out of ten are about guns and why they're evil
he brought up sandy hook again and started crying
for one, it's retarded because no amount of rules they've suggested would have prevented sandy hook
second of all, mass shootings with long guns are statistically negligible, most gun homicides are committed with handguns, typically by blacks, and more often than not on other blacks
yea this is a joke
>"Every time I think about those kids, it gets me mad," Obama said, pausing to wipe away tears.
this is more targeted towards people stealing guns and he's just bringing up the mass shootings for shits and giggles
They don't play it anymore as it's adversarial as fuck.
>tfw born in 1990
>got to have a normal childhood outdoors
>running aroundwith neighborhood kids
> then grow up with badass technology
New generations don't go outside as much, they're going to be weirder than we are.
Weirder than us, can you imagine? fuck
My gym bro isn't going to be there tomorrow, and it is bench day
Going to need to ask a stranger to spot me
I just use the babby machines cuz I have no idea what I'm doing
Playing capture the flag with 20 kids and using yards as forts was bad ass, then there were woods and a creek out behind the neighborhood we all played in.
It's something kids are going to miss out on, there's just too much tech stimuli inside now, glowing screens and video games are more appealing to most youth now.
The 90s ruled, back before 9/11 started the slow destruction of the west.
Stop being so lewd.
I just need to lift heavy things and have someone make sure I don't die
I'll use those if I need to work on a particular group of muscles, or need to work on stability.
I usually push myself to the 90%-range though, might just take it a bit easier and go without a spotter.
>the vikings shaved their beards and are run by feminists
>tfw only online friend is blatantly a chronic liar
>tfw known him for so long I don't even call him on it anymore but we both know hes lying half the time
I honestly don't understand why people lie, I can understand it on 4chan, because everybody knows 4chan is just works of fiction, but lying to friends on the internet seems so pointless.
I want to move out of my parent's place but I will never be able to afford to. I need to find someone to buy and own a place with. Someone who can also satisfy my sexual needs and my need to propagate my genetics.
So where can I find a wife in Canada? Preferably a virgin.
Don't suggest renting please because that is akin to being a cuckold.
It sounds like SP's Timmy trying to sing 90s rap
I mean we have talked daily, most days for hours for almost 10 years now. I know he's lying most of the time, but I don't know how a 10 year relationship could be a lie when you spend that much time talking with somebody.
I think he is actually a psychopath, diagnosed and everything. He didn't tell me but he hinted at him being diagnosed with a special for of ADD as a kid, and I know from reading that there is a form of ADD that also causes psychopathy.
>Don't suggest renting please because that is akin to being a cuckold.
You seem to have a realistic grasp of affording shelter.
Good for you anon.
I have a similar friend and can relate to pretty much everything you said. He also used to get upset whenever I pointed out obvious lies as well.
At least he improved a lot after finishing high school.
>Why yes, I do indeed reside in the United States of America, land of freedom and prosperity
I know, I know
But I don't want to be cute, and the guys who go to this gym certainly aren't cute either
Doesn't mean I don't 'mire
lol, you're fucked
look forward to a life filled with failure
>January 2nd at the gym
>puked guts out twice this morning, even when there was only water in my stomach
>make some chicken noodle soup, can't even eat a spoonful
>crawl into bed, sleep for 6 more hours
>wake up feeling way better
I've never had a hangover before, and I fucking hated it.
>westboro baptist church visits campus today
>student body getting mad as fuck
They played it at my high school. I graduated in '07 so I can't say for sure nowadays, though.
Also I'd like to see the people who made this campaign try to stop an armed robber with a fucking dodgeball (which, if it is "banned", is probably just a general agreement amongst public schools to stop playing it, it's not like you could get arrested for playing it or owning one)
moe is when anime makes me want to vomit
and i normally enjoy anime
Make sure not to drink on an empty stomach, and not to have too much sugar with your alcohol.
Also if you take any meds that increase sensitivity, you need to be even more mindful.
Depends what you're trying to do and under what constraints. That said... flamewar about "muh lang" on /g/
Currently in trouble m8. They have lame ass curfew rules here for military. The people are rude and snobby specially the old ones and the weather fucking sucks. Guess you could say im homesick.
There was a guy at my school who would troll them hard
Dress as Jesus, pass out candy and high fives to whoever flipped off the fundies
Obviously he played ultimate frisbee as well, also dressed as jesus
Just try them on. I bet they're super comfy.
C is a cute language for cute people.
Looks like those boys in your impure magazines aren't moe at all desu.
But then he'll go into some anon's "collection".
And that shit disturbs me greatly.
They're VERY moe, but you refuse to accept that fact.
Got drunk while in a skype call with a bud and he had the genius idea to order some of them to post in /g/ battlestation threads to bait people into giving free steam games.
They were like $2 on ebay, so meh.
My toned butt has nothing to do with the them, it's toned to squat mad weight yo
That's a pretty then excuse anon, I'm going to choose to believe you're beginning the journey down the trap path.
Have fun being a ladyboy, I wish you luck.
I didn't mind using C++ too much when I was messing around with things like Qt for just a bit, but my preference is in C. It's simpler and I don't have a reason to use C++.
Also, I find C# incredibly unattractive and I will never use it again unless forced to.
I still haven't seen any chink magazine able to sway my opinion at all.
I graduated in 13 too. We still played dodgeball but it was with these foam balls that had what they called rhino skin. You could get some really good speed behind one of those and absolutely nail people. It was still pretty fun.
That's not even a good get.
Why do you post them in here?
This is fridge-mode.
Built, but not bear-mode.
>tfw two classes next semester with my commie professor
GODDAMN COMMIES GET THE FUCK OUT OF ACADEMIA
>the legends are true
>he cut one last record
>in the dark and velvet of a backroom
>lines on mirrors
>cocaine lining his nose
Sorry, anon. One of them still looks like a guy. I don't think I can do that. It's a bit better than the others though.
>mfw people still think communism is viable in the real world
>Thanks guys I might use C# or Java
It didn't have to end this way.
Repent before it's too late.
They're both a decent place to start learning. They'll teach a lot of more or less universal concepts, and they are reasonably easy to move between.
If you go the Java route, look into Scala a little later, and if C#, look into F#. For further conceptual learning.
i get the feeling hes keeping himself from enjoying it desu
Also, if you don't know shit you should just start with Python.
Sorry. They both just have to look like very girly/crossdressing at minimum. This is my main requirement for such impure content. I can't handle anything more.
I remember in elementary school when I tried to take a half court shot and hit a girl in the head who was near the net
still feel pretty bad
I don't know what you're talking about, anon.
Although that one looked pretty decently made. It probably had a very cute story, but it just won't do it for me.
>It probably had a very cute story
You should read it just once. pls
It's only fair.
Besides, it will only solidify my 100% status.
I think I might watch Ancient Aliens tonight even though its super spooky to me
Who /comfy/ here?
When did the comments section on Ars Technica get so bad?
>Twilight Sparkle wrote: Yes, yes, I'm sure he was murdered by police. When will someone stop the institutionalized oppression of white males in this country? #Gamergate
>g3s17h87 wrote: RIP Ian. Very sad to hear this. With complete respect to this man an his contributions - I wonder if this was indeed suicide and it comes possibly from pending child pornography allegations?
>If you follow the twitter link it seems like the police went to his house and threw him in a cell. Then did it again later on. He is angry because he is a white dude that made $1.4 million last year and therefore the treatment is "unacceptable".
Why yes, m'lady, as you can tell from my accent, I come from the United Kingdom.
>The cops were called, and he was beaten up and arrested simply for "knocking on a neighbors door". The cops beat him up so badly he was hospitalized, and to add insult to injury, he was charged with assaulting an officer. The cops also taunted him, saying cops always win. ...
>From this one sided account, a lot of things are possible. He may have had some sort of mental episode, and this could all be the deranged rantings of someone severed from reality. Or, if taken at face value, he may have sensed some sort of defamation campaign underway against him. Especially if this neighbor was a woman, and especially a minority woman. He might have been afraid some sort of domestic or hate crime charges were coming his way. After what's happened with SJW mobs ruining the careers of great men, often with completely fabricated "charges", it's not exactly an unreasonable fear.
Stop greentexting and summarize why I should care
Because right now I don't
>they still let nobles in the government just because theyre nobles
>his country's answer to the Royal Family is the Kardashians
>when the nobles fucked little boys the BBC covered it up
>he will never be ruled over by Kate Middleton
>he prefers to be ruled instead of ruling himself
>he still thinks Americans rule themselves
>he thinks the UK is relevant without US backing
no tears now, only dreams
You guys seem to love American culture more than any other country. Just look at the music you've produced in the last 50 years, most of it was inspired by American music. Brits are also getting fat as fuck eating American style food.
>sister told mum to make flower topped hamburgers
>she actually did it
Yeah that's probably a fair comment. But at the same time Americans seem to love British culture more than any other country too. BBC shit like Downton Abbey, Top Gear, Dr Who and Sherlock seems pretty popular there, and your news channels cover the Royals more than ours do.
We're close allies, memes aside
I never understood that.
A few years ago when prince whatever and whoever the fuck he married had their huge wedding, about 60 people died in a tornado 15 miles north from where I lived.
The local news dropped the tornado to talk about the wedding planning, I was fucking furious.
Then go somewhere else.
Post it on the board of origin at least, jesus christ
>pick out streetname signs
fuck you captcha, you can't pick those out and I get them right consistently
Take it man, you might end up networking and meeting people that can help you out post undergrad...Now is the time to network bruh..
>start new city
>fuck up something stupid
why am I so bad at this