>when american is saying things like "Im half Italian"

>>53127341
I'm half Italian

>>53127341
I'm half american

heyy bawnjornow i'm half idalian gabagool

I'm half Polish

more like hes 400% italian because hes so fat get it

I'm 8/17 italian

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>>53127341

I know what you mean polska

Im half Russian and other half too.

>>53127341
But what if one of his parents was born in Italy

I'm full abo

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>>53127341
>mfw having spanish blood is shameful so we don't have muh heritages

>>53127341
I'm half Ukrainian.

>>53127513
>so we don't have muh heritages
all of mexico and latin of america
they just kinda hate you

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american mudbloods are quite nice if I'm to be desu with you

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>>53127513
literally every foreign country i go its like
>haha amsterdam?
>takes a toke from an imaginary cigarette

>>53127633
*smokes fat one*
Nothing personal, kid

>>53127633
>mfw the only non-Amsterdam part of the Netherlands I've been to is Utrecht train station because I got on the wrong train

>>53127341
I'm half Mongolian

>>53127513
My Mom sometimes says "I might have some Spanish blood which is why I like salsa."

>>53127689
utrecht is like amsterdam without the tourism gimmick 2bh

>>53127723
isnt salsa mexican

>>53127730
Sounds sweet, maybe I should actually go there

>>53127412
I was going to say half-Italian meatball sub, but you beat me to it.

>>53127757
I have no idea, don't like the stuff. She also says the same thing when talking about spicy food. Not sure if that's a Spanish thing either.

>>53127822
definitely isnt. spicy is very mexican
shes talking out her arse

Literally everytime i speak to american woman, they are all the same.
>where are you from?
Sweden
>Omg, I love Sweden
Nice

>>53127892
All I got was "Are you English or Australian?"

>>53127846
>shes talking out her arse
Probably. Geography and culture is not really her thing.

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>>53127976

>I love your accent, do you watch Sherlock?
>I love your accent, I was kind of expecting you to look like a Hemsworth or Jackman though..

>>53127757
Salsa is puerto rican/cuban, and it's more related to afro music than to spain. Spanish music are genres like flamenco.

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>>53127633
DUDE

>>53127767
>Sounds sweet, maybe I should actually go there

When he says 'like Amsterdam' he means: Crowded, expensive, flooded with hipsters and impossible to get a house in... So if that's your thing, go for it.

>>53128037
Well, do you watch Sherlock? And why don't you look like them?

>>53127341
Literally who cares

>>53127976
British and Australian accents are pretty different. Australian ones are a bit cuter in my opinion.

>>53128037
jesus i cringed
>youre not irish i know cos i saw tom cruise pretend to be irish and you dont have his accent :^)

>>53128272
Ye last time I checked scottish people sound different from australians

>>53128272
I would say the same but a lot of Americans I met couldn't tell and couldn't give me a reason either

>>53128043
were talking food lad