kontot edition
>>53126867
Pertamax
>>53126815
kurwa
>>53126830
I support Roxas to increase taxes tbhwy :^)
>>53126767
of course, darling. Say aaaa
>>53126883
>who owns Gibraltar
UK, but Spain is rightful owner.
I wish you anons a Happy New Year.
Day 2 of my job here @Eton Centris:
Still don't have access or even an email account. Now im bored and fighting hard not to sleep.
will malaysia ever notice me?
>>53127062
If you hit that bolo on Sabah they will :^)
>>53127059
>no email
>don't have access
>2nd day
kek, no wonder that one anon said it's a failing business.
>>53127059
So where do you eat in centris?
Mcdo or chowking? Or mang inasalsal in the back
>>53127164
t. rectokilla
>>53126983
>Say aaaa
No can do honey, it's not as simple as opening wide. Come closer now...
>kontot
>>53127244
w-wh-what are you planning to do, darling?
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CFnQZwOhFSB1l8VmhOcxrw
JOIN THIS FUN /INT/ GROUP AND MEET COOL INTERESTING PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD
J O I N N O W
>>53127356
We both know that you need to be close enough to do that.
C'mere, sit on my lap for a moment and let's have some tea.
>>53127386
>telegram
>join fb group populated by SEAsians
>shower them with /asean/ memes
>>53127322
:3
>>53127339
makan
>>53127099
>tfw I searched my company in jewbook and found an article that they have fraud cases
Fuack.
>>53127164
Ministop. I eat lunch at 3 am PH time.
>>53127462
kek, like non-/asean/ ASEANS?
>>53127446
o-ok-okay what now, darling?
>>53127526
That's not my lap sweetie, come here.
Don't be shy/
>>53127448
YES TELEGRAM IS GREAT PROGRAM FOR MESSAGING OTHER PEOPLE
SEE https://telegram.org/
>>53127612
"no"
>>53127566
waaa! what are you doing, darling?!
>>53126830
Lewd
Please dont sexualize OPM series
>>53127386
>unironically wanting jungleniggers in your vicinity
>>53127634
mmm, you're so soft
>>53127062
I didn't know Philipines is Yandere
>>53127062
very kawaii
>>53127634
Wait, you're warmer than usual.
You seem to have a fever, let's loosen up that shirt of yours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqOmlT2ddgo
>>53127339
what's a kontot anyway? i only know kantot
>>53127702
>>53127929
o-okay i'll take my uniform off..
Is this the sex tourist general?
>>53128004
asean
>>53127983
You look so stiff, let's loosen you up a bit.
>>53128065
b-b-ut this is getting lewd senpai
Why are Flips proud to be redditors?
>>53128060
why is Brunei blind?
mayroon bang kapalit sa salitang palamutiin?
>>53127969
kontot
kontol+titit
>>53128169
because fedora
>>53128223
dekorasyon
>>53128145
>>53128242
>titit
That's the honking sound of a car.
>>53128177
>blind
>>53128145
Now let's have a taste of that tea.
>proceeds to kiss
>>53128242
I thought it was kantot+kontol
>>53127658
EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO JOIN MY FRIEND
>>53128177
sharia punishment for watching gay porn
>>53128411
But boy love Thursdays...
Ang gumagawa ng tubo ay tubero
>>53128460
Ang pumapatay sa sunog ay bombero
>>53128060
>australia
>>53128495
kapag ang tao ay mahilig maglaba...
LABANDERO!!!!
>>53128460
Tumubo ang tubo ng katutubo nang bumili siya ng tubo mula sa tubero.
kapap ang tao ay mahilig sa boxing...
boxingero
>>53128145
Oh, you're sweating buckets.
Let's undress you further, shall we?
Fuck working at night shift.
Gibe me my neet lyf back.
>>53128575
Salita ka ba o isang pangungusap,kasama ka ba,sa aming diksyonaryo
Ang kumakantot ng ina ay ako
>>53128632
Kapag ang tao ay mahilig sa babae
babaero
Kapag ang tao ay mahilig sa lalake
babaero
>>53128668
lalakero you misogynist
Why hasn't more asian filmmakers have come close to The Raid success?
How did a welsh director did so well until the actors got casted in TFA just to say SOLO MONEY TO KANJIKLUB. Did indons freak out when they saw them in Star Wars?
>>53128398
Either way, it's lewd as fuck.
>>53128765
teach me more lewd indon phrases
>>53128732
Normies did
>>53128398
fuck it's scary how the words are almost the same.
just what happens if you say kontol in the middle of a mall in Java?
>baby cousin tries to say the word "kontrol"
>says "kontol"
>>53128842
You should not be this lewd, anon.
>>53129135
What's the big deal? It's not like your whole family knows the word anyway.
>>53129135
>lisp spells kontrol as kontol
>>53129285
but I know
>>53129408
>they ask you for the remote kontol
>>53129449
All you have to do is nothing (while your soul is crumbling)
>>53129534
>"I want to take this kontol"
>>53129624
>EYY YO
>she's looking for the remote kontol
>here
>unzips pants
>>53129624
>>53129534
I want kids...
>>53129857
R u a girl or a sex tourist?
sup
>>53129908
I'm a guy.
>>53130015
This is now a daycare for underage grils, not for sex tourists who are looking for a fling.
>>53130015
If you want good-looking kids I suggest staying away from here
>>53130015
So, sex tourist. Got it.
>>53129999
Sick quads polan
>>53129999
nice quads you got there papuan
>>53130015
You're complaining about white genocide yet go for SEA women, I think you have your priorities backwards.
>>53130150
>>53130111
>>53130096
>>53130085
I just happened upon the thread, I want white kids or half-breeds with chinks or japs.
>>53129999
sweet numeros
mahusay!
Tak payah layan la
>>53130196
>chinks or japs
Wrong thread Ahmed.
>>53130196
Noice, welcome aboard.
We'll have all these "underage girls" assist you shortly
>>53130196
>chinks
you want supreme gentlemen?
>>53129999
Czeched yer quads,polenbro.
I hate sex tourists, they make it so white people can't go there without being branded pedos.
>>53130313
Pretty sure white people are branded as wallets-with-faces, not pedos, buddy.
>>53130434
Not by you guys, by other white people.
>>53130245
betul betul betul
>>53130245
>>53130313
common sea woman prolly blike this still have big jaw
>>53130551
>3 watches
the fuck, how retarded is that
Is your PC VR ready seabros?
recommended PC specifications are as follows:
>NVIDIA GTX 970 / AMD 290 equivalent or greater
>Intel i5-4590 equivalent or greater
>8GB+ RAM
>Compatible HDMI 1.3 video output (required)
>2x USB 3.0 ports (required)
>Windows 7 SP1 or newer (required)
>>53130551
Why does she have 3 watches?
Also I don't understand your sentence.
>>53130650
>asking fellow third-worlders if they have decent rigs
:^)
>>53130660
That's indonesian halfie's appeareance. i typoed there.
>>53130313
Nice try, sex tourist.
>>53130313
Do you hate maids?
>>53130650
>tfw shitty laptop
>>53130650
>those PC spec requirements
Holy hell,I don't think anyone at /asean/ can be lucky enough to afford the CPU and GPU.
>>53130741
Maybe Flips cant but Chinks and Indians considering I see tons of blings on their body everytime.
>>53131110
iktf.
It was even a miracle that it it could run fucking Battlefield 3 at 45fps on low-med settings
>>53131020
How much to make pancake
I want to eat those every morning
>>53130745
I miss /phil/ and its waifus and shitposters :(
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/agency-to-restore/2400030.html
The burning forest cost indonesia twice as much as tsunami said international institution welp. Can jokowi even won the lawsuit. The first one is total defeat i guess. so sad though
>>53131225
Make your own batter.
Go google it.
Metro Manila is actually a nice place in some areas
>>53130741
I use a China Acer PC.
>KY Gel: "So what?"
>>53130893
>tfw no boobs
>>53131309
> x is actually a nice place in some areas
lmao you can say that to any place desu
>>53131325
>China Acer PC
>China
>>53131141
That would cost about 1.7K SGD in singapooria. Maybe less if you build your own. Why is everyone poorer than me, singapoor? Are you plebs?
>>53130313
Indeed. Makes me feel uncomfy when I see an old fat fuck surrounded by small brown girls, and hope nobody view me as that.
All these faggots here keeping the shitty sex tourist meme up should finger their poop hole though
>>53131388
Hongkong is PRC, orang utan-san.
>>53131379
Chernobyl?
>>53130313
>Implying 4chins weebs isn't loliconland.
>>53130650
the requirements are actually not that bad
>>53131506
there are some cool sceneries there
pic related
>>53131463
Hey Charlie? Wanna fug?
>>53131506
Who knows, maybe?
>>53130650
>i5 2500k @3.4Ghz
>MSI GTX 770 2GB
>Samsung 1TB HDD
>8GB Corsair Vengeance RAM
>some MSI 1155 motherboard
>some cheap Cooler Master case
>some fuckdoIknow fans
Is this starting to get outdated?
http://www.aljazeera.com/blogs/asia/2016/01/thailand-tackles-deadly-days-160105084458250.html
Who's the first?
>>53131597
No, please stop. This meme is now illegal.
No more sex tourist memes beyond this post
>>53131658
not really
there's minimal benifit of upgrading now
maybe in 4-5 years you'll feel sluggish
>>53131379
The Manila h8 is mostly memes
I've been to Taguig, Pasay, Makati and Parañaque, and maybe with the exception of along the Coastal Road in Parañaque, it's not really that bad. Taguig got some really modern metropolitan area that is very clean
>>53131715
But Charrrrrrlie.Me so horny and ronery, will rove you rong time.50 = 1 shot. 200 for all nite rong!
>>53131683
>be Libyan
>survive gaddafi, air strikes, revolutionaries and isis
>die in a car crash
>>53131753
Maybe upgrade 8GB more RAM and add more cool fans.
Probably new headphones aswell. Thinking of something from Beyerdynamic and a good sound card
>>53131715
Fuck off, impostor
>>53131906
No no no. Charlie will be mine! He'll fill me up with his Willie Wonka ;)
>>53131906
>>53131959
Nobody wants to listen to me on this Burmese fish marked ;_;
>pc "gamers"
https://strawpoll.me/6457021
Let's settle this fellow sex tourist
>>53132100
>Console fags
Did you give your credit card to
Sony Networks too?
>>53132137
How do you botvote strawpoll btw?
Eh kawan-kawan tak tidur lagi? Nanti esok susah nak bangun pagi. Sampai lambat dekat sekolah, kena marah dengan cikgu, baru tahu! Okaylah, saya nak tidur dulu. Jom Ipin, Kak Ros dah marah tu!
>>53132214
Butuh pak hang
>>53132214
aku makan anjing
>>53132214
>I'm underrage little kid
Banned under sharia lel.
>>53132237
Nanti bagitahu dekat cikgu yang awak mencarut!
>>53132283
Fuck you la mat pot
Please stop this gay meme
http://strawpoll.me/6457084
>>53132404
anime :3
I wish Lazarus was in south america
>>53132585
Why, you're already a nigger who speaks spanglish?
>>53132585
I never understood this meme
Pls explain
野有死麕,白茅包之。有女懷春,吉士誘之。林有朴樕。
野有死鹿。白茅纯束,有女如玉。舒而脱脱兮,無感我帨兮,無使尨也吠。
>>53132636
so rude
must be an easy choice for you everyday
>>53132679
>>53132679
>TFW chink and cannot read chink runes
>tfw no Jews
http://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/nation/2011/03/18/the-last-jew-to-leave-penang/
>>53133053
The jew fears the samurai.
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/30491763/topless-in-thailand-two-western-female-tourists-fined-for-public-nudity/
>>53133053
with jews,you never lose
>>53132679
>and Malaysians say there are more chinks in Australia
hello?
>>53133476
>roomates are already planning to rent a house together after 1st year
>I'm not that close to them, so I'm not part of it
>I want to be with fellow law students, but I've only made a few friends and one is an indon girl, but she's living with a Colombian law qt
>tfw I'm alone scrolling to possible flats
>tfw a flat usually has 4 or 5 occupants
>>53133476
I'll make polandball memes out of this
>>53133961
>give up on finding a flat share
>end up with a studio flat that was closer to uni but a bit more expensive
>>53133961
Just move in with Indon and Colombian qt. Let the harem begin
>>53134041
>>53134089
But I don't want to live alone, I don't talk much to my roomates (proper normies) but it sure is good to have them around.
Also, I can't move with Indon and Colombian qts because Indon girl is strictly Islamic (never even kissed or had bf) and Colombian girl is strictly Christian (she skips lectures for catholic praying session) and has a nagger following her around all the time
Might as well krill myself tbhwy
Memek anjing firstmedia gak jelas kontol
what's up with all of the lewd pics today?
>>53133867
DIE CHINK DIE, MALAYSIA IS FOR MALAYS
>>53134193
You must move in with them. Pure religious girls are where it's at. Think about all the pranks you can play together towards all the tumblr libtards on campus.
Goodnight everyone
>>53134389
and they can't retaliate or else they'll be called an islamophobe
>>53134500
see you tomorrow
>>53134500
Selamat malam fammy senpai :3
Im in lecture right now and the lecturer pulled out like 3 bottles of water and put it in his table kek
the dogs are howling and I think there's a cat on the roof
hold me please
>>53134512
This makes it even better. Now even I feel tempted to get a Muslim gfriend just to do this :)
>>53134788
chop and cook them
>>53134389
>>53134512
That's a great idea tbhwy.
>mfw socialists still text me about joining rally outside city hall building about letting in refugees
>>53134788
Raep time
>>53134248
Gua lancar tuh fm bekasi
>>53134788
I am the neko. Let me in before the dog rape me to death ;_;
>tfw qt hijabi qt just entered the lecture
>tfw she sat in the front
Im at the back ;_;
hey asean
i got this big secret that i just learned a few weeks ago, but my a friend of my best friend's father in law is fucking his wife, there's like more than 40 years of gap between them. the guy said that i should just keep it a secret but i dont really care since i am not familiar with my best friend's friend.
what would you do if you were in my position asean? to be honest i wish i recorded everything in my cam
>>53133867
Chinese as fuck.
>>53133961
Please do flatanon.
>>53134883
a-are you an aswang,have you come for me?
oh lord,it's running around on the roof
>>53135094
I'm just a kawaii little neko. The dog is trying to rape me nyaa!
>>53134992
Blackmail NTR + English lessons
Why are aseans so sexy :3
>>53135276
this, post legs
>>53135172
parents taught me not to let animals in the house
s-sorry
>>53135399
What if I'm catgirl?......NONONONO IT'S CLIMBING THE ROOF AND GROPING ME! LET ME IN NOW BEFORE I DIE OF RAPE
>>53135577
I will resist
>>53135788
SHITT SHIT SHIT IT'S LICKING ME...ahhh...ahh......no...not there......ahhh <3 h-h-h-help me
goodnight ladyboys
>>53136047
>>53136109
p-p-please....h-help....he.....ahhh.....ahhhh....I'm coming.....SHIT NOOOOO!!! ARGHHHH!!!! IT'S THRUSTING ITS DICK IN MY ASS. IT HURTS HELP HELP...OWWWW!!!
>>53136432
okay
>>53136559
T-T-thank you.....I-i think I can't sit down for a while
>>53136743
I will carry you
>>53136978
Haha, I tricked you. I'm actually Aswang. Rawr :3
>>53136107
Wished i had a russian trap gf t,b,h
>>53137225
it was worth it
>>53137344
It'll when I suck (You) dry :)
>>53137549
I am ready
>>53137680
So am I
>>53137855
>>53138140
all this life force sucking is making me sleepy
goodnight malaysia
>>53138432
Good night. I'll come again 2morro
Shameless bumping for the last time before sleeping.
post sleepy music
>>53139390
https://soundcloud.com/octbr/telepopmusik-breathe-octbr-flip
Cold out today.
>mock trials
>have to prove dindu notin
>can't talk about the details online as it is still the property of the Police
oc