>american males are required BY LAW to provide a tip to their doctors upon being born
who are you?
>by law
false
>>53121882
>>53121891
>snip
thats the first sound new born americans hear.
>>53121861
>United States without Kindereggs
>>53121861
Fuck me, this is really well done. Australia is the undisputed leader in shitposting.
>>53121927
>implying
uncut murikan here
>>53121927
Not ALL jeWs desu
>you can either make a monetary tip of fifteen percent of your hospital fees which would come to roughly forty thousand dollars OR we cut off fifteen percent of your son's penis and you can go on your way
>ah mutilating your infant child's genitals good choice it's is all the rage in mecca at the moment
>>53121861
Why can australians never say anything worthwhile? What is the point of this thread?
>>53122578
/int/ is for serious discussion only
>>53122578
To laugh at Americans and to let them know that people in other countries are laughing at them
Amerinerds on suicide watch
>>53121861
hahaHAHAHahaha HAHAHah u cant make this shit up ahaha amerifats btfo
>green text
gold face. jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haQvFE_1jKc
>2015
>he has an uncut caveman smegma dick
absolutely disgusting. modern men have the vastly more hygienic and aesthetic circumsised penis. women know it looks better (uncircumsised looks like a fucking worm) and it eliminates any chance for future problems with phimosis. sensitivity myth is unfounded and has no base in science. worm dicks stay mad
>>53122963
Damage control.
>>53121861
> be born
> give tip to doctor
> be circumcised
> give another tip
>>53122963
>vastly more hygienic
If you shower so rarely that it could be a problem then I don't think you have to worry about women ever seeing your penis tbqh family.
>>53123219
serious question not trolling. on a hot australian, does sweat build up in your foreskin? does it smell weird? how long without showering until dick cheese shows up?
>>53122578
The point is missing, just like an American man's penis.
>>53123107
thats the joke, fuccboi
>>53123408
kek'd