Name me one thing 'cultural' about france that another country hasn't done better?
Food? Italy is better
Wine? Australia is better
Cheese? Nothing special
the could things france does better than anyone else?
being pretentious faggots
and getting raped by germans to the point where they had to act like jihadis in their own country to 'resist' them.
france is actually better off being muslim like it's well on its way to being. fact
>Wine? Australia is better
CHARLEMAGNE WAS GERMAN
NAPOLEON WAS ITALIAN
LASAGNA>RAW SNAILS FOUND IN THE GARDEN (YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP)
HULK HOGAN>ANDRE THE GIANT
ONLY WON WW1 AND WW2 BY RIDING BIG STRONG ENGLISH AND AMERICAN COAT TAILS
>France leads the world in recycling nuclear waste as well as Wifi hotspots (looking at you australia)
If you don't live in a top wine region you're basically a non-white
>Western most Slovenia marked
>Eastern Slovenia, literally wine country, is not
Or, you know, the map was made by an idiot. While, yes, Teran comes from the west, the east generally makes more luxurious high quality wines. It's also the place with the oldest still grape producing vine in the world, something like 400+ years old.
It even has an anthem; http://maribor-pohorje.si/files/himna.mp3
I feel bad for Australia
When you think about it, they are at the other side of the World in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by asians and a more intelligent and better in every possible ways smaller island similar to them next to them, the weather is so impossible to live 98% of the country is empty, they are getting eaten by dangerous animals on a daily basis, they created shitty irrelevant sports with such absurd rules nobody in the World would ever play it, so they can win at something and they are so bored of their life they have to shitpost on a cantonese childish cartoon imageboard with flags so they can feel a little bit relevant in this World
Stay safe Australia, maybe one day we'll bring you back in here
>implying we want to be brought back to the islamic shithole that is europe
>france fighting for their wine reputation harder than they fought for their independence from germany
>taste french """""""""""""""wine"""""""""""""""
>it tastes like vinegar and chalk strained through moldy underwear
>taste australian wine
>it tastes fresh, crisp, thoroughly enjoyable to the palate! 10/10 would recommend
n-n-non! you do not know what is good wine! muh napoleon was not a manlet!
>taste french mushrooms
>compliments the dish with an exquisite, deep flavor
>picked from the countryside, naturally
>taste Estonian mushrooms
>immediately need a lawyer
>get sudden urge to attack police
>came out of some crazy mans van
While Bonny was out beating russia, Estonia was busy being irrelevant and subjugated
Actually you're right, I have a fever. Not good man :(