Name me one thing 'cultural' about france that ano

>>53119537
>the could things france does better than anyone else?

Surrendering?

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>>53119537
>Wine? Australia is better

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHNHONHONHON

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>>53119537
> Wine? Australia is better

>>53119582
This 2bh

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>be french
>surrender

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53119582
>>53119644
truth hurts hey :3

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CHARLEMAGNE WAS GERMAN
NAPOLEON WAS ITALIAN

PIZZA>FROG LEGS

LASAGNA>RAW SNAILS FOUND IN THE GARDEN (YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP)

ROME>AVIGNON

LONDON>PARIS

HULK HOGAN>ANDRE THE GIANT

ONLY WON WW1 AND WW2 BY RIDING BIG STRONG ENGLISH AND AMERICAN COAT TAILS

France leads the world in recycling nuclear waste as well as Wifi hotspots (looking at you australia)

>>53119442
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>>53119788
>France leads the world in recycling nuclear waste as well as Wifi hotspots (looking at you australia)

FRENCH """""""""ACCOMPLISHMENTS"""""""

>>53119796
don't ruin my fun faggot.

fuck why are australians such cunts, potentially including me

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If you don't live in a top wine region you're basically a non-white

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>>53119870
>Western most Slovenia marked
>Eastern Slovenia, literally wine country, is not
Or, you know, the map was made by an idiot. While, yes, Teran comes from the west, the east generally makes more luxurious high quality wines. It's also the place with the oldest still grape producing vine in the world, something like 400+ years old.

It even has an anthem; http://maribor-pohorje.si/files/himna.mp3

>>53119537
>talk about culture
>post food

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>>53119582
USA > France

This thread is too hard for me, je me rends

>>53119582
What seem to be issue froggy?????

>>53120646
i'm sorry i can be more gentle if you like bb <3

our wine is still better though

>>53119788
When you tag teaming with your mate and u both decide to ride eachother's cock

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>>53120646
Typical fr*nch faggot coward

Trying so "hard" but you can't fuck with what can't be fucked with

>>53120852
I wanna fuck that guy

>>53120646
France surrenders not even 25 posts in...?

>>53119537
>Australia
>Wine
What.

>>53119537
>Australian wine is better
You're a funny one, lad.

>>53120901
Tis you cuntbag

>>53119537
croissants

>>53121105
Those are Austrian not French

>>53119582
yeah he blew it all up with that one

>>53119582
This. France is definitely better with the whine.

>>53119571
Kicking Spanish asses

I feel bad for Australia

When you think about it, they are at the other side of the World in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by asians and a more intelligent and better in every possible ways smaller island similar to them next to them, the weather is so impossible to live 98% of the country is empty, they are getting eaten by dangerous animals on a daily basis, they created shitty irrelevant sports with such absurd rules nobody in the World would ever play it, so they can win at something and they are so bored of their life they have to shitpost on a cantonese childish cartoon imageboard with flags so they can feel a little bit relevant in this World

Stay safe Australia, maybe one day we'll bring you back in here

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>>53120841
Ooga booga muchacho

>>53123361
>a more intelligent and better in every possible ways smaller island similar to them next to them

I've been to New Caledonia and it's pretty shit

>>53123411
Australia's cocksleeve to the rescue

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>>53123361
>implying we want to be brought back to the islamic shithole that is europe

>>53123302
We are not in 1800 anymore, Mamadou.

>>53123605
>"religion is peace !!"

>>53123627
>"Mamadou"
>this from a fucking Spaniard

>>53123627
we were kicking your ass before that, moor
keep being a failed bankrupt irrelevant shithole in silence while waiting for euromonies

>>53123681
>this from a fucking sandfrog

>>53123692
>we were kicking your ass before that, moor

In 711? Oh, are you a moroccan? Inshallah, brother.

>>53119537
>Wine? Australia is better
Can confirm. All the wine experts think new world wineries are far superior to French liquid shit in a wine bottle.

Music and opera
Berlioz>wagner

Napoleonic music is good
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uqdxBh4ZUeM

Charleville is best musket, baguette is best bread, Chassepot>dreyse

>>53123831

Too bad reputation is more important than quality nowadays,
see Apple

>>53123605
>that cuck defending shitslam
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53123868
Oh I forgot Jean baptiste lully

Also Louis XIV cucked Europe

>>53123831
Estonia can confirm guys

>>53124031
>country

>>53123868
>>53123910
Best ally is always here to help.

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>>53123873
>>53124031
>france fighting for their wine reputation harder than they fought for their independence from germany

>>53123868
i disagree

>>53123692
t. Mad Frogbossa

>taste french """""""""""""""wine"""""""""""""""
>it tastes like vinegar and chalk strained through moldy underwear
>taste australian wine
>it tastes fresh, crisp, thoroughly enjoyable to the palate! 10/10 would recommend
n-n-non! you do not know what is good wine! muh napoleon was not a manlet!

>>53124288
>taste french mushrooms
>compliments the dish with an exquisite, deep flavor
>picked from the countryside, naturally
>taste Estonian mushrooms
>immediately need a lawyer
>get sudden urge to attack police
>came out of some crazy mans van
While Bonny was out beating russia, Estonia was busy being irrelevant and subjugated

>>53119870

>Marlborough isn't marked

shit map desu

>>53124623
this tbhfam

>>53124573
the head, it is hot!

>>53124623
That map goes by volume produced not quality

>>53124573
FINLAND POLICE STOP FUCKING ESTONIA

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>>53124710
Actually you're right, I have a fever. Not good man :(

>>53122911
Nice