/brit/

Azusa

i'm going to sleep now so don't reply to me because i won't see it

Hampshire

memes

>>53118393
no, you gained control of your life, and you don't know how to handle it

you were put through school
you have free reign now

it's the freedom that's killing you

>>53118377
hard to explain how shit it was in comparison, if you're curious then go watch videos on it or something

kind of annoyed that i have to cross-thread this btw because of this stupid yank and his early thread

>>53118393
>tfw no direction in life

she

only

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>He's a drakeposter

poos

just made a thread on another board

would you mind posting in it?

>>53118500
had alt j on the brain tbhwyl

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>>53118482

on

business idea: a site for spectators to bet on pro halo money 8s

i'd be up so much if it was possible

twitch tv acetv

Red team will win 100%

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>>53118519

>yanks are such horrible people to be around their general turned into complete dogshit just because they acted like themselves
>decide to turn /brit/ into /cum/ 2.0 because they secretly wish they were still anglos

RIP /brit/, I'll miss u

>>53118533
t. triggered

>>53118517
>alt j
good lad

>>53118533
Agree with this tbqh. Might have to migrate to /bantz/

>>53118533
>judging all of /brit/ solely on real nigga hours

NEET dayposting is just starting, and after-school/work shitposting is always a laugh.

>>53118572
tobehaych morning threads are normally better then this

its a bit dire today

VERY good doujin

http://exhentai.org/g/889673/28fae86427/

>>53118591
Since you gave no context, I'll assume it's gay or /d/ and pass

going to work

cheerio ol' chaps

http://strawpoll.me/6455274

unimportant strawpoii

>>53118533
man australia you really hate us

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>>53118596
Your loss

>itou eight
>prison school
>big ass big breasts femdom glasses mind control nakadashi netorare rape schoolgirl uniform stockings

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>>53118694
>big ass big breasts femdom glasses mind control nakadashi netorare rape schoolgirl uniform stockings

What do British people like to eat

I'm going to London for business for 3 days this month and I have an entire day to myself in the city. What should I eat?

>>53118737
burger king

>>53118737
Pick any country who's cuisine you've never tried, then go there. thanks to all the immigrants, London has 100% of the world's food options available.

Either that or go to Five Guys and then get a $9 chilli dog from a cart

>go for morning shit in tesco near work
>security guard lad always staring at me as I leave

Bad feel lads just had done school kid stand outside the cubicle waiting for me to finish too

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>>53118737
eat your heart out la

>>53118737
national dish is tikka masala

>>53118784
>go for morning shit in tesco near work

Unless you're homeless, what the fuck are you doing. If you use the facilities then you make a token purchase. this is fucking basic and is on the Life In The UK Test, so even if you're an immigrant you should know it.

>>53118823
Oh I always buy a drink I just hate shitting in the office

>>53118823
>be in the city
>leave bar absolutely cunt-eyed
>no way home
>start walking
>have to piss really badly
>see a 24 hr dominos
>stumble in
>use their toilet
>piss mostly in the toilet hopefully
>'slyly' stumble out without buying anything

lmaooo

>>53118786
Would you eat it mixed up or layer by layer?

>>53118839
>Oh I always buy a drink
Oh. then fuck that security guard.

>I just hate shitting in the office
And we're back to "what the fuck are you doing". Why?

business idea: acquire /brit/ merchandise licensing

>>53118393
>I've lost control of my life
I'm not sure that's something any of us here ever had

business idea: not telling you nosey fuckers im saving it for myself

>>53118482

Our Nige

>>53118839
Different lad here.

I hate shitting at the office because there is no gents room on my floor, which makes the one on the other floor very congested and I don't like people waiting for me to finish my poo. I need to relax.

I go to the building next door which has much better lavatories and also belongs to our company. It helps that I'm often there anyway, on meetings and so on.

>>53118858
>not pissing in a bush
fuck off zhang or hello stacey

>>53118872
Just embarrassing having a shit before a meeting when everybody knows you've just had a shit, innit

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>>53118937
YES LAD

>>53118944
Good lad. I'm the exact same. Hate having to rush a shit I never feel okay after it

>>53118950
there were police everywhere for some reason so i didnt want to risk it

business idea: taxation

>>53118979
righto lad righto

>>53118952

>>53118952
test

Business idea : taxation without representation

>>53118944
Also the reason there's no gents room on our floor is that it broke down and the admins haven't been able to agree who should be responsible for fixing it for over a year now.

The bitch building administrator and the bitch floor administrator hate each other and refuse to talk it out.

The employees on our floor petitioned to use the Ladies' room instead and that was the one thing they shot down in unison.

And here's the joke: there are only two (out of ~30) females on our floor, and one of them is the floor administrator.

Fuck women tbqh.

business idea: exchange services for currency

>business idea: buy money

I'm a little teapot short and stout
Here is my handle here is my spout

business idea: print money

Why did they unfilter cuck?/

>>53119053
so there are 28 guys on your floor who have to either go somewhere else or not go to the toilet at all?

>>53119093
kek

>>53119093
they didn't want you to feel left out

>>53119093
cuck

>>53119101
Yes.

There's lavatories at two adjacent floors it's just that they're very busy with the extra traffic from ours.

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>>53119093
the wifes bull kicked up a stink about it

thinking bout her

Bullying /cum/ again lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-35229309

Wew lads, I wish he''d ask my wife out.

>>53119151
Me too lad.

I wonder if she's doing a poo now.

>>53119160
good lad

I'm fucking sick of being a wagekuck, something needs to be done

>>53118572
thread was full of tragic yanks basically all day yesterday

>>53119139
baka desu senpai

>>53119200
Same here senpai, doing a cheeky workpost now.

>>53119151
same

>>53119104
>>53119209
fucking newfags every time

>>53118737
Go to Covent Garden, full of nice restaurants

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>one day you will get alzheimer's and forget her for good

>>53119209
mate...

as soon as a certain issue is taken care of i believe i shall make ready my plans for the day'sa ctivities

>>53119175
hows italy doin? when you finished?

>>53119249
Forget who?

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Reading a manga lads.

>>53119258
It's alright mate, thanks for asking. Moving to Scotland next summer.

Girlfriend keeps snoring, sending her to the doctor cos this shit's getting out of hand

>>53119279
>>53119287
grats x

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>>53119272
It's a very intense fight between an thawed caveman and a coked-up Canadian.

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gf just cucked me again

/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao

don't even bother to reply

it'll just show I've won lmao

business idea: chaos

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>>53119289
>tfw oneitis snores
>tfw its difficult to sleep in the same bed as her

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for every (you) you give me, the queen survives another year

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>>53119295
Look at them go.

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>>53119249
>one day you will lose your ability to cope and jump off a bridge

>>53119287
wait you're not the brit doing erasmus in italy?

>>53119307
*kisses you*

>>53119324
No I've been living here since I was 10.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35220615
Bionic eyes are here lads

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> those fucking eyes
lmao

@53119319
reckon it's about time the old girl died tbqh

nice thread, it would look better on my floor...

>>53119324
hes finished and come back here now
posts with a lancashire flag

>>53119363
gays are just fucking inhumane

>daddy, jock, twink

haven't had sex since september lads

it's really tough

Took a couple of herbal Nytols, it actually works

>>53119351
oh interesting. why scotland? i'm thinking to move to italy in summer from scotland.

>>53119351
Are you the one who can't be arsed learning italian?

>>53119363
>hotelsdotcom
wew targeted advertising

>>53119363
hotel? trivago

>>53119382
FONT

>>53119382
I went nearly two years without a shag, I was starting to feel manic

>>53119384
so why are you stll awake?

lmao fucking idiot

>>53119382
Never had sex, it's probably easier for me tbph

my room is fuckijg freezing all day because only 2 radiators in my house of 7 work
Cunt landlord literally begs us for rent because he has no money, he refuses to get them fixed
Fucking prat

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>>53119380
i remember that one time some old fat lad wanted to fuck me while i called him daddy

i fucking hate gays

>>53119363
MEMECITY
E
M
E
C
I
T
Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozBMFYnunrI

>>53119385
Free uni for EU students.

>>53119393
No, I speak it pretty well. Never knew there were so many other /brit/s who were in Italy on here.

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>>53119382
>>53119411
I have never in my life shared an intimate experience with another human being

>>53119424
AYY LA FOREST LAKE

Moving soon though, going to miss the lovely area

Just need to find a place now :^)

>>53119382
Yeah the skin on the willy gets thicker if you wank too much watch out la.

It does make it a bit thicker though.

Here's a nice trick: make your arm go numb then wank with that hand, it's like a stranger is doing it.

>>53119430
true. where you going? edimburgo?

>>53119412
Fell asleep at about 9pm, woke up at about 8am. 11 hours of blissful rest

>>53119454
Dunno, still waiting for my offers. Could be Glasgow, Edinburgh, Strath, HW or Stirling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQfF84ackMM

Are there any kuckolding videos where the wife is watching the husband fuck a black girl?

>>53119458
good on you then

>>53119363
>uploading to imgur and then saving it from there to remove exif data

what a pleb

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>>53119483

>>53119450
I make like a bird's nest out of toilet paper by wrapping it around my hand. I can cum into that for no clean up other than flushing that down. If I'm really having a go I have several such nests prepared.

>>53119415
Move out, the situation is never going to improve. Your landlord sounds like a wasteman

row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily merrily merrily merrily
life is but a dream

>>53119479
no you fucking jungle fever having racist

Bought a 100% cashmere coat on sale lads.

>>53119479
search for "interracial cuckquean"

>>53119468
If its not Glasgow or Edinburgh, don't bother. Why didn't you apply to Saint Andrews?

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>>53118532

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> you could literally send one text message and get sex instantly from your fuckbuddy

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went...
Wee wee wee all the way home...

>>53119491
do you think he wears his hat at that angle just about the house?

>>53119529
>>53119529
sounds like a reliable guy desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7cVLE4SaN0
not a fan of this "bryson tiller isn't shit" meme lads

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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How do I become a scientist lads?

>>53119551
>listening to niggers at all

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What you up to today lads?

>>53119520
Nah mate I'm no nerd. I just wanna at least have a tertiary education, not really too bothered about where I get it from.

>>53119573
Rorke.

there are actually people outside of 4chan who are scared to come here because they think that this whole site is just nothing but a gathering of the most wretched and villainous bastards that humanity has to offer who just sit around posting gore porn and discussing ways to fuck with people

why are they so dumb?

I'm fucking obssesed with the film "The Room", Tommy Wiseau is fucking hilarious

>>53119577
Girl I share my office with just made us tea.

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>>53119605
> wanting normies to come here

fuck off

>>53119605
They think 4chan is just /b/

>>53119602
>posting /brit/ memes like you're one of them

KEKK
U
C
K

>>53119605
they think this is the darkweb lol

new gimmick: being a normie

PLEASE rate

>>53119615
Hahaha, what a great story Mark

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gunna post my ''''''libary''''' on /lit/ for the bants tbH

>>53119622
i don't, i just think it's retarded

there are people who are actively trying to get 4chan shut down, and it fucking blows my mind because this place is boring as fuck mostly

>>53119616

Nice lads. Feels good when someone at work makes you a brew and even brings it back to your desk.

>>53119502
I'm only here for another six months, I'm at uni so
I've bought a convection heater anyway. My rooms tiny so it won't take a lot to heat

>>53119429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB3d8SJrcBU

>>53119626
>unironically being a /pol/lack

>>53119605
There were a bunch of guys I used to go to school with here who thought 4chan was just a site for finding fucked up porn and gore.

>>53119658
>soccer

>>53119687
that's all normies care about really

if it's on the internet and it's not facebook or porn then they're not interested

>>53119685
>/pol/lack

don't get the reference

I'm done talking to you.

a bit boring hahah

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> you will never kiss him

>>53119658
give us a link x

>>53119687
One of my friends thought that 4chan was a gathering site for nonces

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>got a 1st class degree in compooper science in december
>leaving next week to start working in a hostel in lisbon

is this a bad idea?

>>53119741
Implying its not

>>53119754
Speak for yourself mate

>>53119696
shit name but good read tbH

>>53119730

>>>/lit/7543435

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It's bloody cold lads!

>>53119752
no

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir0oZumGNok

rate my tune lads

>>53119767
british weather

>>53119767
>living in the north

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>>53119550
first decent Yank post I've seen in a while

>>53119752
that sounds cool af

how did you get the job?

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GIVE ME A (YOU)

>>53119816
take you (You) and get off my property

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>>53119816
Post more Akkarin

>>53119810
google desu. pay is absolute shit, but it will be an experience.

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>>53119833
>>53119835
this is now an akarin thread

>>53119836
what did you google?

would love to do that tbH

>>53119862
got one of these without the background la?

>>53119865
started off on workaway.info then i reverse image searched the hosts to get their contact info. they offered me 500euro/month + free room to help out.

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>STOP THE FREEMARKET!!!1!!

Stop all holiday companies and airlines putting prices up during school holidays

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/110902


Do these people think we live in a communist country or something?

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>>53119889

>>53119900
>500e a month

wew, that's not much
is it cheap out there?

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>Y-yes I am 22 years old and have never had a gf

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>>53119851
Very good

>>53119946
hmm seems to be the JUST edit, sorry it's the closest thing I have

I feel guilty for loving you. I love you for the most selfish reason that one can love another. I love you because you inspire a deep rooted sense of contentment in me, and without you I wouldn't know how to be happy. I want to die before you so I don't have to endure the pain of losing you. I put you before myself only because the feeling you instill in me. I just think I love loving you, and for that I am incredibly sorry. You give me a sense of selfish altruism that is incomprehensible to anyone who does not feel it.

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someone's making a lot of noise upstairs, banging about and shit

>>53119937
god i hate baby boomers
>>53119951
no clue m8, hope so. they provide food and a room, and i'm going there with about £6k in savings. i did something similar before in italy, and found myself spending way under 500euro a month. obviously i'm not doing this for money though. if i was, i would get some software job in london for £35k/year

Trump won't become president of burgerland right?

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don't reckon he'll ever finish all this shit

>>53119937
If you post regularly on mumsnet you should get a little badge so we know to ignore you

>>53120025
>all that pseudo intellectual bullshit

>>53120025
>derrida
Complete waste of time.

>>53120004
oh if they give you food that's fair enough

just hope for your sake the hours aren't long lad, enjoy it

having a boring conversation on tinder lads

>>53120014
Isn't that a bit advanced for primary school?

>>53120046
how does a dane know about mumsnet mi chiedo

>>53120025
Fedora : the book collection

>>53120014
3

>>53120014
that seems pretty advanced for primary school unless i'm over thinking the shit out of it

>>53120068
FONT etc

>>53120089
it's basic arithmetic provided you know the basics of buoyancy

>>53120089
>Australia
>over thinking the shit out of it

not likely lad

>>53120068
it's impossible to not have a boring conversation with a girl

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Leftists are mentally ill.

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Still in bed lads
Think I've finally given up

americna graffiti lads

>>53120055
this 2bh

>>53120086
show your work

>>53120119
nah i've got that, it's just the fact that it carries the assumptions of buoyancy knowledge that make me think it's advanced i suppose.

>>53120014
if political correctness finally takes a stranglehold in eastern europe too then i think might just top myself

>>53120119
>it's basic arithmetic provided you know the basics of buoyancy

Primary school is like ages 4-10

>>53120146
could be a physics/science class and not maths so maybe they just covered it

>>53120106
please do not say that, I am in fact a virgin

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>I know who Derrida is

>>53120131
Why did they say Merry Christmas to muslims?

Anyway I thought they said happy holidays in America instead because jews got butthurt about it?

>>53120150
that's in the UK, could be longer in poland

I became an avid reader like three months ago and I can't stop. I stopped watching tv and I don't spend much time on 4chan anymore.

Here's how I did it.

-Remember the average person reads like zero books a year. If you read 5 pages a day, you are 5 pages above the average person

-Don't force yourself to read. Commit to read 5 pages a day. I swear after three days you'll feel like reading more and after a month or so you should be reading 50-100 pages a day for pleasure

-Read various books at the same time. When I grab a difficult book or one that makes me sleepy I grab another and switch. This should refresh your head. Keep them thematically different. I read economics and fiction.

-It isn't a race. Reading slowly won't make you sleepy that fast. Try to acknowledge what books are for you to read fast and which aren't.

-Buy the physical copies. When you get the books from your own money you'll feel the need to read them to avoid the feel of wasting your money.

-Start with books highly discussed here so you feel motivated to discuss.

was thinking about making a facebook but then i realised i could count the number of people i'd add on one hand

how the fuck does the average normie have like 300+ friends on that shit?

>>53120219
I feel guilty if I start reading my books when I've got exams in 2 weeks and I'm in the middle of my thesis.

>>53120158
yeah youre probably right. bit mental though haha

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

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>Hi there, I am 26

>>53120184
The public Polish system is:

Ages 7-12 - szkoła podstawowa (comprehensive primary)
Ages 12-15 - gimnazjum (second stage of primary, can be selective)
Ages 15-18/19 - three or four year secondary school, all selective

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>I became an avid reader like three months ago and I can't stop. I stopped watching tv and I don't spend much time on 4chan anymore.

>Here's how I did it.

>-Remember the average person reads like zero books a year. If you read 5 pages a day, you are 5 pages above the average person

>-Don't force yourself to read. Commit to read 5 pages a day. I swear after three days you'll feel like reading more and after a month or so you should be reading 50-100 pages a day for pleasure

>-Read various books at the same time. When I grab a difficult book or one that makes me sleepy I grab another and switch. This should refresh your head. Keep them thematically different. I read economics and fiction.

>-It isn't a race. Reading slowly won't make you sleepy that fast. Try to acknowledge what books are for you to read fast and which aren't.

>-Buy the physical copies. When you get the books from your own money you'll feel the need to read them to avoid the feel of wasting your money.

>-Start with books highly discussed here so you feel motivated to discuss.

>>53120228
Because they aren't their friends. Just people they know.

Anne Carson is the best contemporary poet imo. autobiography of red is good, but not her best. Check out NOX.

>>53120204
Everything after "a muslim blew me up" is a lie

Ordered something from the US with tracked delivery, but it turns out that once it gets to Heathrow it's not tracked until it's delivered what a nightmare haha

>>53120219
discovered /lit/ and "took up" reading (never did read much), looking up all the shit they call patrician like thomas pynchon and nietzsche, a lot of it's really relaxing and enjoyable

>>53120228
i have 350, which is the low side of things and i havent added a single person and havent changed my profile pic in like 5 years lmao.

most of my m8s who care about fb have 1000+

>>53120267
the UK needs more grammar schools tbqh

>>53120204
>lots of muslims in the british army

not surprised 2bh

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>Anne Carson is the best contemporary poet imo. autobiography of red is good, but not her best. Check out NOX.

>>53120318
if all the eton tories that went to harrow had gone to comprehensive then perhaps we'd still have the grammar schools actually

>>53120279
right, so again normies only care about appearing popular in the eyes of people who mean nothing to them?

>>53120355
Yeah, a bit like how you shitpost on a British general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNkZV-XDqGo

50 seconds in

wahh wahh wahh wahh wahh

>>53120249
This might be the worst writing i've ever read
Not because of actual quality
But because of how much effort when into something to sound so fucking complex and unique, it reads like a dictionary, zero flow or pacing, just slightly bigger word after slightly bigger word and "deep" emotional thought after "deep" emotional thought.

>>53120372
I don't see any resemblance between those two things

>>53120204
What kind of shithole does he live in?
I took someone to A&E the other day and of the 30 or 40 so staff members I saw, literally only 3 weren't white

requesting peter hitchens getting cuckolded by his degenerate brother

>>53120416
I'd hazard a guess that he's in dodworth

>>53120141
oh fuck off lad

the answer is 3, we did this in a thread a few weeks ago

I went to college, and instead of content I wanted to feel excitement and chaos and cool and all those things, so I stopped giving a shit about her and she hated it and we parted ways.
And now college is half over and I would do ANYTHING to get that back. All my soul ever craves is that beyond spiritual contentment that makes you impossibly pleased with your place in the universe.
All the sex with strangers and friends and all the nights out shitfaced with buddies has not done anything for my soul and now my brain is slowly frying itself out of fustration that I may never find a release like that ever again. The only thing I want more than getting over her is to be with her.
We don't talk much, I fucked and then started dating one of her friends (who I fucking hate). But everyone once in awhile I see her around (we went to colleges right next to each other) or she texts me about her pseudo-depression (she isn't doing well either, she repeatedly falls for guys who always end up breaking up with her before they even start dating. i imagine her soul is on also on a quest for release) and how she can't handle it. She wants to meet up for coffee next week. Even though it would make us both so happy, nothing will come of it. And our sad lives will continue.

>>53120204
>excuse me Mr Ambulance man, what religion are you

BULLSHIT

>>53120482
>hello Mr surgeon, are you a Muslim because you have brown skin?

What a bloody racist

I'll tell my ma when I go home
The boys won't leave the girls alone
They pulled my hair, they stole my comb
But that's all right till I go home.
She is handsome, she is pretty
She is the bell of Belfast city
She is counting one, two, three
Please won't you tell me who is she.

>>53120476
This is what oneitis does to you lads.
NEVER put vag on the pedestal.

>>53120540
just copying and pasting shite from /lit/ tBh

>It's like having your cake, and eating it too.

What the fuck does this phrase even mean?

Why wouldn't you eat a cake if you had it? That's a cakes primary function in life.

>>53120341
Comprehensives are just selection by wealth since you need an expensive house near the good schools.

Proper selectives are the only way for public education to really deliver on its most important promise, which is to allow talented people from poorer backgrounds to rise above their station and let society benefit from their talents.

Of course this being the UK, selection is haram. The opponents on the Right don't want plebs to rise above their station and the Left is ideologically committed to the fact that people are all equal, so better performance by some is, ipso facto, proof of discrimination.

lately I've been noticing I'm quite easily stirred up. I'm paranoid and finicky and anxiety is becoming a bit of a problem. It's not constant, but if anything arises that I can toss and turn over in my mind it really gets to me and I think I have anxiety attacks. Shortness of breath, tight chest, the occasional puke, loss of appetite. After a while it just fades and I'm like 'You stupid, there's nothing to worry about' and I'm right. I don't wanna see some doctor or get medication because it's not frequent. But I was wondering if you could recommend any good books for dealing with anxiety or to a lesser extent paranoia? Because of course reading a book would much more help than seeing a professional /s.
I don't smoke weed. Used to a bit, got bored of it, just puts me to sleep now. Every time I do it these days it's just boring and I don't enjoy it. Doesn't really make my anxiety worse, although it does increase my paranoia and makes me feel a bit uneasy.

>>53120569
always wondered that desu

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All these idiots trying to cure cancer need to cut out the middle man and just cure death

>>53120569
>>53120593
This phrase is easier to understand if it is read as "You can't eat your cake, and have it too". Obviously once you've eaten your cake, you won't have it any more. Used for expressing the impossibility of having something both ways, if those two ways conflict.

>"I don't give a rats arse"

Because when you care you do give people rats arses?

WEW LADS
I dropped some weed on the way home last night and I thought I lost it, but I found it on the path when I was walking to the shop this morning. Lucky as fuck.

>>53120718
haha what is the DEAL with that?!?

rofl so true

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>"Extraordinary"
>"Supernatural"
>"Inflammable"

>Very Ordinary
>Very natural
>Not flammable
>Somehow mean the exact opposite of this.

English is a dumb language

>Smart alarm wakes me up in between sleep cycles so i don't feel groggy
>head downstairs, get some toast, water and an espresso from my nespresso machine
>turn on tv, watch jezza kyle for 5 minutes while eating breakfast
>head back upstairs to my office where I start my self-employed day

got this morning thing figured out lads

had a s-p-e-c-t-a-c-u-l-a-r dinner lads

>>53120776
FOY

my gf can't say persimmon so she calls them permissions

>>53120776
comfy
the doing your own tax calculations always sounded like a ballache to me though

Could do with this lads
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/281900853304

>>53120755
The rats arse being a thing of no value, kind of like I wouldn't pay a wooden penny for that.

>>53120776
Translation: I'm on the dole

>>53120794
>FOY
has to be my favourite meme of 2016 thus far

>>53120798
I can't say offside so I say offsides

morning lads.

really need to work on my essay today.
how do i motivate myself and stop procrastination?

>>53120776
What job you got lad?

>>53120584
wouldn't it be better if the government just admitted he got it wrong?

>>53120851
I'll tell you later

>>53120851
20mg of Amphetamine sulphate

>>53120794
rasheed

>>53120809
it is, but its the price you pay for being free, being able to do everything at off-peak times really is great

>>53120834
rasheed

>>53120857
I translate japanese porn games from J -> E, the demand is huge for this industry kek(average about £120~/day)

>>53120909
You are living the fucking dream senpai

>>53120909
where the fuck did you apply for that

>>53120909
Are you serious or are you telling me a le ebin joke because you don't want to tell me your actual job?

>>53120871
*claps aquatically*

>>53120945
I believe him desu
There's no shortage of weebs wanting to wank to 2d bitches, and there's certainly not a shortage of 2d Japanese porn

žđčćžć >>>/vp/

>>53120985
what's wrong with the necktie baby is it too tight haha

>>53120967
I doubt a company would hire "some random guy off the internet" instead of a professional localisation company to translate their video games.

>>53120999
óżźąęćłń

I wonder what ever happened to speedlad
miss his inane speed induced paragraph replies desu

at the motherf*cking gym lads

im off

Business Idea : introduce (You) tax

>>53120999
įçæäēżß

>>53121090
did you find your mum?

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>>53120932
it is good t b h fa m

>>53120941
Just started at a games company, turns out it was a porn game company, not really in to it myself.

>>53120945
no, see pic

>>53121098
Bad idea, would distort markets heavily

>>53120776
>Smart alarm
what smart alarm might this be la

>>53121089

>speedlad
>alcoholic lad
>sister-puncher lad
>1200ug AL-LAD lad

all dead. rip x

>>53121098
Taxation is theft you fucking statist

>>53121098
Too many people would start posting from Jersey to avoid it.

>>53121125
Fucking hell lad, congrats on doing what you love

>>53121140
gf

mine also makes breakfast

>>53121152
A L L G O N E

Feeling the warmth of my gfs crotch as she wraps her legs around me in bed

>>53121169
Dunno if he "loves" translating degenerate porn all day la.

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>have smartphone
>smartwatch
>smartalarm
>thickbrain