Fellow australians, Am i the only one who feels like Australian

yep, confirmed shithouse

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This is generally the worst time of the year for TV... but pretty fucking good for torrenting the shit out of everything.

Apparently you have never had to watch a FOX sitcom.

Australian TV is pretty shit

Grimshaw is a fucking pig I hate her, I also hate jenny brockie also everyone on that morning show on ten, ALSO david koche.

Aussie tv is bad most of the time but there are gems, even though I hate today tonight/ACA they're good for a laugh sometimes and QandA is a riot sometimes too

>>53118680
Most of those 'social commentary' shows are only slightly less preferable to arse cancer.

>>53118712
Don't you like Danger5? What about Wilfred and Summer Heights High, they're funny as

>>53118680
>I also hate jenny brockie
she's a top quality host tho

The project is god tier tbqh

>>53119087
t. lelbourne

>>53119068
>Skeleton in a dress rattling her lower jaw bone at random guests
>quality host
Maybe in the underworld

>in an alternative universe Monis didn't lose his mom's spaghetti when he tried to get into the Seven studios and Kochie got removed from existence live on air

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>>53117778
>dogging based Karl

>>53118680
If you were subjucated to it enough, you will notice there is a common pattern.
Almost every episode there will be one where they chase someone for lying or scamming other people
and then another where they interview someone who has one of the stupidest complaints againts a person/the law/place.

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yup

>>53119512
That shits funny though, pretty sure it was ben fordham but he chased around a crazy pedo walking his dog, its fucking hilarious
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNhN8AD8Kr8

>>53117778

yeah i dont watch tv anymore except for good game occasionally .

>>53119703
I agree the chases are pretty funny, especially when they hsve two people arguing and they keep shouting over each other and the cameramen are just standing their recording,

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>yeah i dont watch tv anymore except for good game occasionally

>>53119087
It's basically the same as ACA/Today Tonight but aimed at a younger audience

>>53117778
>Am i the only one who feels like Australian tv is the epitome of cringe cancer?

You are definately not familiar with German television, mate.

>>53119087
gr8 b8

only thing worth watching is cricket and faggots have ruined it with muh political correctness

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>>53119087

>>53120117
This. Those faggots are now ruining sport. One of the few places I'd normally go to to avoid SJW autism.

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>>53119087

AUSTRALIANS SUCK DICKS
HAHAHAHA
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

>>53119901
>implying you wouldnt give hex a bit of a root

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>>53120117

>>53118420
The fuck is a hoon

>>53124331
Have you been living under a rock?

>>53124491
Yes

nz tv is much less entertaining, at least you cunts have funny accents

>>53124900
But you do have funny accents.

>>53119901
>Watch GG
>Reminded of that fateful night in the nightclub
>Sniff my fingers
>Can still smell her box

The ABC/SBS is pretty good, but you have to pick what you watch. The ABC can be a leftist shitheap, but it can also be pretty based at times.

>>53119006
All three are ABC and SBS programmes.

>>53125054
>never had a sexual experience with hex
>people look at you like you are retarded
[spoiler]i never tell anyone about that time with bajo though[/spoiler]

Someone tell me what a hoon is

Why does SBS exist

Just fucking roll SBS into another ABC channel

>>53125194
Someone who does illegal things in cars, particularly in suburban areas

>>53125278
Illegal things in cars? Like getting high?

>>53125194
Hoon is both a noun and a verb.

Hoon (n): Person who drives with intentional disrespect for the law.
"Did you see that hoon that stole that falcon and then did dougheys by the copshop?"

Hoon (v): To drive with intentional disrespect for the law.
"Davo's mum was pissed. He was late cause he was too busy going for hooning in her 91 commodore."

>>53125278
They are trying to recreate the whole 'ARD/ZDF', 'BBC/C4' thing that's done overseas. SBS has gone way off their remit though. It should be a non-english only channel unless the programme is Australian made.

>>53125344
>>53125194

How FOB can you be?

>>53125365
Ahahahah davo is such a ledge

>>53125278
SBS is ABC for foreigners.

Also, used to be fucking sick in the day when it had Fat Pizza, South Park and (I think) the Chapelle Show.

Also has weird shit like Happy Tree Friends and Petey and Jaydee. SBS was the only real source of alternative comedy back when we were kids unless you were one of the few (at the time) who forked out for Austar/Foxtel.

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Don't know what you poofters are complaining about. I think it's great.

>>53119703
Holy fuck, haha

>>53125934
The fuck are you laughing at you slavic mongrel half-breed?

>>53125973
I don't think anybody else can take Australian accents seriously. It just sounds like you're leading up to a joke all the time.

>>53119703
Whatever happened to serving time meaning that you paid for your crime?

These people would have every criminal essentially locked up until they die because they've committed a crime in the past.

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>>53125973
Watch the data cap lad.

>>53125855
>life sure was tough in the 2000s

>>53126093
society doesn't really want to deal with child sex offenders so successive governments have made it easier for themselves to lock them up and throw away the key

>>53126093
I didn't think of this. Thsts true how come this guy is getting a but wrap though he's already served and is not committing sexual acts on young children anymore? Must have been a long time ago considering it was before the sex offender act.

>>53126093
Oy Vey Pedophiles are impossible to rehabilitate just because they've spent 21 years in Jail It doesn't mean they can't still touch MY child (Even though vast majority of Child molestation cases involve people the family knows) and we definitely need to have the national news following and informing the public that your neighbour could be someone that touched a kid 30 years ago

Pedo's are the ONE thing that 95% people can agree about. If a Government needs to look like they're doing something, or need to improve public approval increasing penalties on pedophiles is the one thing they've got up their sleeves

>>53117778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRGuf81DAXg

This made me cringe.

>>53126295
So that's where it's from. What's with his lips? Why does he look like an ogre fish?

>>53126446
Excellent anglo genes

>>53126259
this
the sad bit about the family statistic is that the child is often most traumatised by daddy going away

>>53126469
Kek.

>>53117778
I used to think that until I went to the US.

>>53119006
How's Bali, cunt?