>tfw you will never live in Florida

>>53106882
Feels good.

>>53106882
move?

Thank christ

Already do

>>53106882
>be floridian
>get shot by ethnically ambiguous latin american
>get stabbed by cracked out junkie
>get roofied by gay serial killer
>get kidnapped by russian mafia
>get bombed by walmart employees
>get raped by mickey mouse
>go home to your methhead wife being eaten by alligators
>decide it's been a good day
>go to sleep
>die when your trailer falls into a swamp

thank fuck

>>53107252
none of these things remotely describe florida.

except MAYBE russian mafia. maybe. either way, you're a gay cunt

seriously, fucking meth of all things? Take the dick out of your mouth, you're probably a worthless fucking Southerner.

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>>53106882
>Florida
>Drown.

>>53110823
>be canadian
>花花公子雜草

>>53106882
I'm moving out of Florida in the fall, and I'm kind of curious to see whether or not the rest of the US is just as weird as this place.

>>53110505
Literally all of those things have happened in FL. And meth is fucking huge here, especially in north Florida.

>>53111307
Lucky you im out once I graduate in 2017.

>>53111307
>literally
aside from the fact that you're wrong, kill yourself for being such a limp wristed faggot
I can imagine your nasally voice right now. Fucking scum.

>meth
>in north florida
Where? Are you sure that you're not in Alabama or Georgia, Cletus?

>>53106882
So now do you live in Miami. What do you do?
Go out with your GT500? Pay 20 dollars for a shot? Snort coke of a model's butt in your penthouse?

You'll still be poor.

>>53111445
>get shot by ethnically ambiguous latin american
George Zimmerman
>get roofied by gay serial killer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottis_Toole
>get bombed by walmart employees
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/mount-dora-walmart-evacuated-after-bomb-threat/npc29/
>get raped by mickey mouse
http://disneyhub.blogspot.com/2015/07/disney-world-cook-accused-of-raping.html

I've lived in Walton county for twenty-six years you needle-dicked Yankee, I think I know a thing or two about meth.

>>53111907
nothing ambiguous about Zimmerman's race, CNN. clearly nonwhite

>needle-dicked yankee
Hang yourself you fucking Dixie cunt. """People""" like you have no pride in the state. You don't even have dignity and self respect for yourself, you disgusting subhumans.

Go back to fucking alabama you transplant scum

florida is a really nice place, especially the gulf coast side

the tampa is one of the best places to live imo

>>53106882
What are the best rides in Disney world?

>>53112114
Homeboy, I was born and raised in D-Funk. I love my state, but I don't pretend it isn't crazy.

West Palm Beach here but originally from Toronto

I love the weather and general atmosphere

>>53112114
>Walton county
m8 quit being delusional, everything north of West Palm Beach is meth country.

thank god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xSgFe6Qi_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwXPlX_lm30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFOFCi1uVYk

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>>53110505
>except MAYBE russian mafia

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>>53112361
That shit was made back in 2000. There is hardly any crime outside of nog areas.

>>53112591
>hardly any crime outside of nog areas
>hardly any brown people outside brown people areas
sweden white now

>>53112361
Lol Toronto had some bullshit like that too late 90s/early 2000s

http://youtu.be/F20wTrEe8Uo

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>you will never live in the Florida Keys

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>>53112217
>West Palm Beach
>I love the general atmosphere
I bet you think favelas are cozy too.

>>53112832
Why the hate? There's poor areas just like every where else

>>53112757
>ganganger saying aboot
can't take this shit serious