Get in here niggers.
I'd hate to take OP's game away from him, maybe I'll host the next game.
Also, anyone have this map in higher definition?
And this one
>as for taking away OP's game, as I said, we used to have multiple games at once all the time
Wew. I remember you from last night's thread.
>Liberal Scandinavian Union
yeh, I also run with Gay Caliphate sometimes. Everything for Liberated Scandinavia lead by gays and muslims
Ok niggers let's get this shit started.
Round #1 Begins!
The mighty Lechina Empire desires to move towards the Baltic sea.
>Kingdom of Macedon
this idiot here >>53101428 didn't link to the mupdate when he claimed his color, therefore his color didn't count.
Jesus Christ, do you guys not know how to play this game?
Find me a rule that says that. It doesn't fucking matter if I didn't link to the update. I've been playing risk for 3 years and you're the first person to ever sperg out over this.
>>53102116 Karakum got 6 t's
>>53102133 Liberal Scandinavian Union got 6 t's
>>53102154 Golden Sun Empite got 4 t's
>>53102169 Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde got 9 t's
>>53102179 Lechina Empire got 9 t's
>>53102186 Moorish Caliphate got 6 t's
>>53102214 The Confederacy got 4 t's
>>53102176 You're gonna be orange.
>>53102334 2 late.
Round #2 Begins!
If you ever hosted a game, you'd understand why linking to the mupdate is so important. Sure you've played this game for three years, but do you know how much time it takes to look through a thread trying to find a player's roll just because that idiot forgot to link the mupdate when he rolled?
Expand in Greece, then head towards Turkey
>Alexander the Great
Capture the rest of the baltic coast and then move a little bit towards west.
Further expand in England
The almighty and glorious Pygmy Horde, frosty in the icy north, push west, beelining for he Finnish border.
Any spills from there go towards filling the north eastern region of Russia in the top right of the map.
TY KURWO! Ten debil nie podał dobrego koloru! Nie powinienes go brać pod uwagę!
Założę się że lubisz brać w dupę czytając mickiewicza! (specjalnie z małej, żeby nie było)
people of Scandinavia will serve their Slavic masters as the cucks they are when needed.
You're starting to seem as if you're trying to brag now dude
Don't wanna get involved in this little argument you guys are having, but to be fair 10 minutes is a reasonable amount of time, especially late in the game. Having hosted quite a lot, I feel 10 minutes is fair, especially considering you must wait for all players to roll/change strategy/alliances etc
>giving players time to roll
Any dedicated players will roll within 3 min. of the MUPDATE being posted. If you're waiting for players to roll, you're not playing the game right. All games should have a 3 min. time limit for rolling. I don't want to wait 20 min. per MUPDATE just because some anon if fapping to a pony thread on /mlp/ when he should've been paying attention to the game.
tldr: You're an idiot.
>>53102734 Karakum got 4 t's
>>53102754 Golden Sun Empire got 4 t's
>>53102762 moorish Caliphate got 2 t's
>>53102780 Liberal Scandinavian Union got 10 t's
>>53102804 Kingdom of Macedon got 4 t's
>>53102821 Lechina Empire got 1 t
>>53102851 The Confederacy got 1 t
>>53102868 Spooky got 8 t's
>>53102907 Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde got 7 t's
Jan Paweł Drugi Jebał Małe Dzieci
Stop dude. Just stop.
Round #3 Begins!
Continue expanding in England
keep expanding to the rest of Sweden..
spill to Norway if necessary
Dude, you're a fag.
Doing a fine job, OP. Could be a little quicker with getting started, but don't let this faggot get to you.
Will be lurking in case of an open slot.
Hell yeah bro!
Ok now go west plox.
Hello my friend. I would like to propose an NAP between your glorious nation and the Frosty Pygmies to your north.
Together we can grow strong without fear of conflict.
What do you say?
Ash takes 20-25 mins to mupdate so I doubt that Ash would be stupid enough to comment on mup speed
>also he has a specific trip he uses
Thanks for OPing. GG all, til next time
>>53103331 Kongdom of Macedon got 1 t
>>53103334 The Confederacy got 4 t's
>>53103356 Karakum got 6 t's
>>53103360 Liberal Scandinavian Union got 10 t's
>>53103364 Golden Sun Empire got 4 t's
>>53103366 Moorish Caliphate got 12 t's
>>53103405 Spooky got 5 t's
>>53103406 Lechina Empire got 6 t's
Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde and Rome skipped.
Liberal Scandinavian Union and Lechina Empire have NAP.
Ja nie głosuję. Ja rucham małe dzieci.
Round #4 Begins!
Continue the march through England
Greece then Turkey
>Alexander the Great
Also, you don't have to state how many territories every player rolled. Just post the MUPDATE as quickly as possible.
I'm guessing this is your first time hosting?
Lechina Empire desires to go west!
The Cuckold has begun!
Fill the rest of Sweden (dont forget the Islands)
spill to Norway if needed
Go south, hugging the border of the Caspian Sea.
Alright. I really wanted to kill you, but you seem like an honorable guy. Consider your southern flank secure.
Just don't cut me off from the Black Sea, or we'll have some diplomatic issues.
He literally hosted yesterday, kek
The Pygmies march forth, frosty as ever, his time westwards into Finland from Russia.
You have a fair point, I'll grant you that, but I think being a douche to everyone you encounter invalidates you to some extend and people begin disregarding what you say, despite making a fair remark.
Why can it not?
>>53103898 Spooky got 8 t's
>>53103905 The fonfederacy got 5 t's
>>53103953 Golden Sun Empire got 5 t's
>>53103961 Kingdom of Macedon got 1 t
>>53103970 Lechina Empire got 10 t's
>>53103974 Liberal Scandinavian Union got 4 t's
>>53104010 Karakum got 10 t's
>>53104036 Moorish Caliphate got 6 t's
>>53104090 Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde got 10 t's
NAP still apply.
No, it is not my first host. I just like to have things sorted and clear so that nobody will bother me about anything.
Round #5 Begins!
Lechina Empire desires South.
I actually appreciate that, 'cause I have 4chan X and I get alerted whenever OP replies to me ITT, so I don't have to be constantly updating the thread to see when there's a mupdate.
At the very least replying to erryone should be fie.
I don't like to dish out these so regularly, but I'm offering you an NAP/alliance if you wish.
I will allow you Finland, and then a peaceful southern expansion, using the rivers as a natural boundary between us.
We need not fight needlessly over territory, Scandinavian pal.
>>53104448 Spooky got 8 t's
>>53104458 The confederacy got 8 t's
>>53103953 Golden Sun Empire got 3 t's
>>53104466 Lechina Empire got 12 t's
>>53104485 Kongdom of Macedon got 5 t's
>>53104491 Moorish Caliphate got 1 t
>>53104513 Liberal Scandinavian Union got 7 t's
>>53104533 Extra frosty Pygmy Horde got 6 t's
>>53104612 Karakum got 2 t's
Round #6 Begins!
I accept your proposition. People of Scandinavia want no war in the eastern borders.
Half of t's go to Finland and half to Denmark
Also NAP ^ with mr. Fortis
Stretch up into far north western Russia next to Finland border but without attacking pink.
Spills from that go to pressing south next to the river near to Estonia/Latvia.
Kind of you to accept. I wish you a successful expansion of your empire.
>>53104818 The Confederacy got 8 t's
>>53104844 Lechina Empire got 8 t's
>>53104849 Spooky got 9 t's
>>53104864 Liberal Scandinavian Union got 4 t's
>>53104871 Karakum got 1 t
>>53104918 Moorish Calipathe got 8 t's
>>53104972 Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde got 2 t's
Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde and Liberal Scandinavian Horde have a NAP.
Round #7 Begins!
>>53105189 Spooky got 9 t's
>>53105210 Lechina Empire got 10 t's
>>53105239 Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde got 9 t's
>>53105319 Liberal Scandinavian Union got 9 t's
>>53105393 The Confederacy got 3 t's
>>53105395 Moorish Caliphate got 5 t's
Round #8 Begins!
Go towards Rome.
>>53105560 Spooky got 10 t's
>>53105563 Lechina Empire got 3 t's
>>53105576 Moorish Caliphate got 6 t's
>>53105608 Liberal Scandinavian Union got 8 t's
>>53105742 Karakum got 2 t's
Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde and The Confederacy are skipping
Round #8 Begins!
>>53105827 Spooky got 7 t's
>>53105829 The Confederacy got 9 t's
>>53105876 Lechina Empire got 6 t's
>>53105886 Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde got 6 t's
>>53105920 Liberal Scandinavian Union got 10 t's
>>53106021 Moorish Caliphate got 1 t
>>53106066 Karakum got 12 t's
>Rome is kill.
>Spooky gained a bonus of +3 t's per turn.
Round #10 Begins!
Now push southward from the north west of my empire to meet the river and spread down it to reach the Black Sea
ALSO OP, is there no other way to gain some kind of bonus aside from consuming another nation? If not, perhaps you could implement some kind of way to get a bonus or give us he opportunity to somehow
A special round, if you will.
>>53106276 Spooky got 9 t's
>>53106280 Moorish Caliphate got 10 t's
>>53106309 Lechina Empire got 9 t's
>>53106326 Karakum got 6 t's
>>53106380 Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde got 10 t's
>>53106467 The Confederacy got 7 t's
>Kingdom of Macedon's capitol goes to Lechina Empire.
>Lechina Empire gains a bonus of +3 t's per turn.
>Liberal Scandinavian Union and Lechina Empire are now allies.
Round #11 Begins!
Move into Lithuania and beeline south along the river.
Pygmies be rapid fa.m
>>53106723 The Confederacy got 3 t's
>>53106725 Spooky got 7 t's
>>53106730 Lechina Empire got 13 t's
>>53106795 Karakum got 5 t's
>>53106814 Liberal Scandinavian Union got 4 t's
>>53106831 Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde got 1 t
Round #12 Begins!
In the western part of my empire, beeline south along the river again, this time on the other side of it.
RIVER PYGMIES BABY
Watch yourself. The Swedes and Lechins plot against you. See >>53107104
War is coming. Where do you stand?
I wish to reiterate my love for your people. You don't need to fear me.
lol this dude is just angry he lost the macedon capital.. see >>53106066
dont listen to his poison words. He wants war in Europe so he can concentrate on getting more power
>>53106992 The Confederacy got 2 t's
>>53107019 Spooky got 12 t's
>>53107055 Karakum got 10 t's
>>53107079 Moorish Caliphate got 9 t's
>>53107151 Liberal Scandinavian Union got 1 t
>>53107216 Lechina Empire got 9 t's
>>53107230 Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde got 10 t's
Round #13 Begins!
lel i wasnt about to attack you. I was just makimg sure that you have some distance from my mighty capitol.
W A R
Mighty Lechitians march towards ROME!
Nice try, but I ran your communications through my elite translation division. You've been poising to attack spooky from Day One!
I have ONE territory (without bonus, which I should have due to Sun capital).
Put that into that tiny territory in southwest Turkey. I want contact with the Aegean.
I recommend a decisive strike on Sweden. Take your rightful Finnish clay, and defend the gallant Spookies! Don't be swayed by his words! My people, though aggressive, have always defended the noble!
Lechina is angling towards you...
Hah. Caspian Raider must be a fool to think somebody else will fight his wars.
People of Scandinavia have no intentions on east.
Our ideology is to make western Europe open minded and progressive as it deserves to be.
Leave the east to the Hordes
>>53107455 The Confederacy got 10 t's
>>53107471 Spooky got 4 t's
>>53107490 Lechita Empire got 13 t's
>>53107501 Karakum got 4 t's
>>53107529 Moorish Caliphate got 9 t's
>>53107535 Liberal Scandinavian Union got 5 t's
>>53107567 Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde got 7 t's
W A R
>Lechita Empire wins with Spooky and takes 9 of their t's
>Liberal Scandinavian Union wins with Spooky and takes 1 of their t's
>The Confederacy wins with Moorish Caliphate and takes 6 of their t's
Round #14 Begins!
R O M E
Sorry bro. Too lazy to make an account.
Hopefully. He wont seduce you to come to the wrong side. The Great war is coming.. and it will be hard to stay neutral
(Switching to desktop, hope trip doesn't change...)
The Great War is HERE. Your vile attack on a peaceful power will not go unpunished!
Stand tall, Spookies! The Raiders-Upon-Casp fight with you on this day!
>>53107976 The Confederacy got 6 t's
>>53108000 Lechina Empire got 23 t's
>>53108016 Spooky got 9 t's
>>53108024 Karakum got 7 t's
>>53108055 Liberal Scandinavian Union got 10 t's
>>53108202 Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde gets 2 t's
W A R
>Lechina Empire wins with Spooky and takes 14 of his t's, including Rome.
>Spooky losts +3 bonus, Lechina Empire gains another +3 bonus.
>Liberal Scandinavian Union wins with Spooky and captures 1 of his t's, the capitol.
>Spooky losts capitol. Liberal Scandinavian Union gains +3 bonus.
>Lechina Empire wins with Karakum and takes 16 of his t's
>The Confederacy wins with Moorish Caliphate and takes 6 of his t's
Sorry for the time.
Round #15 Begins!
Continue raping Spooky's ass.
>>53108561 The Confederacy got 1 t's
>>53108586 Spooky got 6 t's
>>53108606 Karakum got 9 t's
>>53108619 Liberal Scandinavian Union got 12 t's
>>53108620 Lechina Empire got 16 t's
>>53108814 Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde got 4 t's
>Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde declares war to Liberal Scandinavian Union and Lechina Empire
W A R
>The Confederacy wins with Moorish Caliphate and tahes 1 of their t's.
>Lechina Empire wins with Spooky and takes 10 of his t's
>Lechina Empire wins with Karakum and takes 7 of his t's
>Liberal Scandinavian Union wins with Spooky and takes 6 of his t's
>Lechina Empire wins with Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde and takes 12 of their t's
Round #16 Begins!
CURRENT GLOBAL CONFLICTS:
>The Great War
Progressive Powers (Lechina Empire/Liberal Scandinavian Union)
Coalition Powers (Pymies/Raiders/Spookies)
>The Confederate Conquest of the Moorish Caliphate
>The Caspian Conquest of the Golden Sun Empire
If you guys want different names for your alliances, feel free.
Unfortunately. Lechins are our masters and by attacking them, you are also attacking their slaves - Scandinavians (us).
You can still choose the right side. This war will bring nothing but terror and death in your lands... and thats excatly what Raider wants.
Stop the attack for Gods sake
continue erasing Spooky (around capital)
You've all made a huge-ass mistake.
Now you're going to pay for it.
SLAUGHTER THEM! SLAUGHTER THEM ALL!
HOW THE FUCK DOES LECHINA GET 16 TO EVERY ATTACK, INSTEAD OF PULLING THEM INTO THE DIRECTION THE WANTED? HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FAIR? WHAT KIND OF RETARDED RULE IS THAT?
ATTACK THE LECHINA EMPIRE. DEATH OF THE POLISH MENACE.
I knew there would be OP witchery.
OP, you never rolled against me, only spooky, you can't change your roll behind the scenes.
It took 3 territories to reach your capital. I rolled a 4. You never countered that roll.
What you have filled on the map is utterly incorrect and should be corrected.
Are you kidding me? Your 16 fucking armies were able to attack Spookies, then run back and sucker punch the Pygmies before scooping up some more Anatolia?
Based was right, do you even understand how this game works?
Rolling to beeline to blue capital.
WHAT YOU HAVE PUT ON THE MAP IS UTTERLY INCORRECT AND MUST BE CORRECTED.
You should be unbiased OP. I Fairly took your capital and you did nothing to counter it, yet you have mysteriously taken a vast amount of land out of nowhere.
JEEZ NIGGERS, STOP SCREAMING!
lol they have +6 bonus.
So you can roll only against one enemy? For me confronting everybody with the power you rolled makes more sense. BUT OK. I'll change that if you want it so much.
>lol they have +6 bonus.
*I have a +6 bonus
Also, I have a +3 bonus.
> For me confronting everybody with the power you rolled makes more sense.
No, that's retarded. You either sink it all into defense, or direct it into a single attack against someone. Some OPs allow the player to split up rolls, but whatever you're doing has never been done.
Think about it, why would ALL your armies (which you should only have one of anyway) do exactly as well as the others? And why would they be able to react after you've already sent your orders? Even from a metagaming perspective, it makes no sense.
Yeah I do want that. Because that is FAIR. What you did was incorrect and you did not specify. Neither did you gain so many Ts. Please correct it. What is this game if even the OP is corrupt?
I appreciate your offer to correct it nonetheless OP. Thank you. Please make no further mistakes.
Can we continue this tomorrow in the same time?
Its fucking 3 in the morning here in Croatia and Poland
and I have to go to work in 4 hours
I need some sleep and I cant stand whining about the rules.. we will play your way, OK, but lets make it another day
Wait, just to make it clear.
If Lechina Empire rolled 16 on Spooky then it has 0 t's to fight Karakum and 0 t's to fight Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde who rolled in sequence 9 and 4 t's? And so Lechina Empire takes 10 of spooky's t's but i looses 9 and 4 t's from Karakum and Extra Frosty Pygmy Horde?
Nobody is replying so Im guessing its ok by everyone
so tomorrow at 23:00 UTC+1 time?
Im going to sleep in 5mins
If things were another way around they wouldn't be complaining
Kek yeah man
Sounds good. And I would complain the other way. All I want is a fair game bro.
Tomorrow sounds perfect, let's do it lads. Hopefully I'll be there, and if not then so be it, my shit is gone.
Good game and let's pick it up later.
Yes, Lechina gets fucking raped.
That's EXACTLY the point of alliances like that. That's why huge wars like this are fucking terrifying. That's why I was pushing so hard for Pygmies to help me and Spooky.
I know you've claimed to OP, but jesus...