Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>53098740
First for Sweden

中野梓

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ミクさん

>>53098740
乙で御座る

early desu

元気でね

>>53098885
I forgot they changed the bump limit
ごめん

>>53098885
Well it helps clean the thread from perverted things. A Japanese NEET can wake up late and read the thread without reading such perverted things.

>>53098955
did they?

>>53099164
Stop pls. This thread is clean now. Let us leave it clean.

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>>53099164
That gracilis

>>53098833
ミクさんの血液型って何?

japaneses are hentais and that is ok

>>53099584
No they are not. They're a polite civilised people.

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>>53099564
私と同じ

hi,

I live in london but can't find a job. I have an arts degree so i was thinking of moving to japan to teach english to live their long-term.

It's been my dream to live in japan since i was a kid, so i want to live there and start a family.

I want to live in japan because the culture is so peaceful and the women are so much nicer than english women.

I don't speak japanese yet but i will try my best to assimilate and do everything like japanese people do.

I can't wait to move, does anyone have any advice for me?

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>>53099698
How do I best tackle the pelvis? It is grinding my gears

日本鬼子

>>53099698
Please not this again.

>>53099102
yeah, I think its 310 or 315 now

>>53099698
Jump off a bridge.

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>>53099698
>I can't wait to move, does anyone have any advice for me?

Make peace with the fact that life is one long series of disappointments between cradle and grave, and abandon all hope of ever finding true happiness outside of carnal pleasures.

日本女生 》英国女生

中国人 》世界

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>>53100029
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2375270/Dafen-Oil-Painting-Village-thousands-artists-recreate-paintings-sale-overseas.html

At having no soul yes

>>53099763
what?

>>53099777
are you the same brit from last time?

>>53099813
why?

>>53099885
life is like this in england for me atm, going to japan will literally make my life better tenfold

>>53100270
>are you the same brit from last time?
I was one of the Brits spouting things in Japanese at you.

The reason you gaijins are staying in this thread is to learn Japanese?

>>53100532
For some.

I am just bored.

>>53100508
This is not like in my animes

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>>53100532

Y-yes, of course, to learn Japanese.

>>53100532
I don't know the first thing about japanese
I just think jps are qt

There is a cute (half?) Asian girl sitting across from me on the bus.

Why couldn't she have sat literally anywhere else?

>>53100790
Sounds like she's drawn to autism

>>53100862
Maybe. Who knows.

Last time I tried to ask a girl out on the bus I just embarrassed myself. I won't make the same mistake. She's apparently getting off at the next stop too. Maybe I creeped her out too much.

>>53100790
You mean she is sitting across from you even though there are many empty seats on the bus?
If so, she is waiting for your approaching.

>>53100957
>ask a girl out on the bus
I smell a story.

>>53100532
I already know Japanese and I'm bored so I come here to funpost

>>53101003
There is no place on the bus she wouldn't have been sitting across from some man.

When I asked for that girls number she sat next to me when there were a lot of free seats available. She shot me down though and it was very awkward.

おやすみなさい、日本語擦スレッド

>>53101070
Greentext it

>>53101003
>If so, she is waiting for your approaching.
Sounds strange. Maybe try:
>If so, she is waiting for you to approach.

Also good morning Japan-san.

>>53100532
yap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M_EUULtbBw

>>53100532
It's one of the reasons. It's nice to speak a bit of Japanese with you guys sometimes because I have no one I can talk with that knows any Japanese.

Also you guys are fun and I love you.

>>53101070
>When I asked for that girls number she sat next to me when there were a lot of free seats available.
Nice challenging spirit. Is this common thing in America? If you do this in Japan, I'm sure you will be ignored.

>>53101138
Thank you, America-san.

>>53101194
oh my god he's back in peru

I want senpai to notice my digits ;~;

>>53101558
Should post on >>>/v/ then

>>53101111
>be weird looking mixed race nerd
>riding the bus like I do downtown to drink
>qt mixed race girl with bad teeth sits next to me
>not even wearing headphones or anything
>strike up conversation with her
>she says she's just heading back to her dorm to study
>talk about bars in the area
>she recommends one, I take a note of it
>as her stop approaches ask for her name
>she gives it
>I ask if she has a phone number too
>she awkwardly stands up like it's her stop even though the bus is still moving
>doesn't give me her number
>most awkward three minutes of my life while I wait for her stop to arrive
>pretend to be interested in bus map while holding back tears a little
>go to the bar she recommended
>beer pong tables and drunk college girls dancing on tables
>the place smells like vomit so I leave quickly
>end up at this bar I like, have a chill time and chat with randoms
>get drunk
>leave bar to get shitty food
>see a cute girl without a jacket
>ask if she's cold like that because I'm curious, she says not really
>touch the back of my pinky to her shoulder to see her body temperature
>she's quite warm actually
>her friend flips out and says "you did NOT just touch her"
>she scrambles to get them away from the place
>sit and eat my awful overpriced streetcart food
>the girl sitting next to me throws up
I actually haven't gone out drinking since then desu.

>>53101219
How difficult is it to find someone who can know/speak Japanese in the UK?
Leaning English is difficult for me, but there are many leaning resources available, so I guess leaning Japanese (minor language) is harder thing than leaning English.

>>53101558
They were wonderful digits but typing greentext takes some time. I hope you liked my cool story.

>>53101753
It was a pretty funny story. You should learn to mentally push the awkwardness onto the other person so you can laugh at them instead of crying on the inside :)

>>53101830
It's a pretty sad story. I just feel like I make everyone I'm around uncomfortable.

>>53101659
I imagine I could probably find someone if I tried looking. There are a lot of people that know some very basic words like ありがとう and こんにちは, but that's pretty much it. I'm too fucking socially awkward to actually look for people that can speak the language. I hear that there used to be a Japanese language night class at my college, but unfortunately they stopped doing it due to budget cuts or something.

>>53101623
>drunk college girls dancing on table in bar
On one hand, I'm jealous, on the other I probably wouldn't score even there.

>>53102068
It was a dirty place and it smelled bad. I didn't like it. I don't understand what the girls see in it either, do they not have noses?

I think there is a cycle with bars. Chill attractive college guys will go to a less popular bar with cheap drinks, because they can have fun without having to latch on to other people. Then girls will follow them there because they want attention from desirable guys. Then creepers with money will come for the girls. At this point the bar is busy so they will raise prices. Then it will just be the creepy guys who can still afford it and the girls they buy drinks for. The cool guys will leave for another bar. Then the girls will leave and then you'll just have yet another less hip bar with pricy drinks and dudes with jobs.

>>53101623
you go drinking alone?

>>53102423
Well of course. Who would I go with?

>>53102492
:^(

>>53102492
>not being Swedish master race who always go drinking surrounded by top lads and slags

WHITU PIGGU GO HOM

FAKA U TAIWAN #1

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>>53102423
Sluta vara en neger för in i helvete dumjävel

>>53102675
)^:

>>53102492
Fly over to gothenburg and we'll party

>>53102873
t. Mehmet

>>53102873
I'm sure you did senpai

>>53102405
Your post makes me sad. That happens in Japan as well.

>>53102873
Your mummy must be very proud.

>>53102873
It's not funny at all. It's called chikan, it's crime.

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>3 (You)s

I once crossdressed as Japanese girl in Japan. Some ugly Turk put his fingers up my arse too

I once crossdressed at a comiket. I made lots of money from letting nerds cum on my ass

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>>53103325
>>53103369
>caring enough about (You)s to post such shitty obvious bait
You must lead a very thrilling life. Please tell me how I can be as cool as you?

>>53103499
Pretty smart desu

How many weebs can I find at the comiket?

>>53103844
I wish I was one of the weebs you could find there. Some day I swear I'm going to go there and buy a small mountain of merch and porn.

>>53103844
; ; いつか来ればいい

>>53103543
Weed and anime

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Anyone has been in japan because pic related? I don't know If I should apply for a vulcanus-in-japan scolarship.

I'm in the last year of my engineering degree and could be a good way to explore japan.

>>53104008
>>53104051
Japanese thread meet up at comiket, don't forget your magical girl cosplays

>>53104194
k

>>53104008
How do you think of me if I say hello to you when you visit Comiket? I want to have a gaijin friend with anime knowledge.

>>53104181
the logo seems like gay club or something

>>53104194
We'll be the prettiest girls of the whole con <3

>>53104275
> I want to have a gaijin friend with anime knowledge.
How retarded are you?

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>>53104275

>>53104374
Many smelly otaku will take pic to make fun of us on 2ch tho

>>53104434
it's ok people made fun of you here as well Gandalf the gay

>>53104275
That'd be cool. I'd probably just be there alone anyway, since I don't know anyone else who would be interested in going.

>>53104465
No one makes fun of me you fucking sausage fucker

>>53104389
Having retarded talks with retarded friend is fun.

>>53104506
I'd totally fuck you with my sausage m8

>>53104506
But many people called you dike

do any of you japanese anons work in the anime industry?

>>53104598
She has a really powerful stream

>>53104566
>many
only the american guy and he is known for being a dick with everybody

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>>53104650

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>>53104275
>I want to have a gaijin friend with anime knowledge.
Is this enough knowledge?

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>>53104598
>one of the guys taking a picture has his fucking daughter riding on his shoulders

>>53104630
I think they can't post here because they have to work 18/24h at anime studio to make ends meet.

>>53099505
ebina is 100% waifu material

>>53104702
what the fuck

>>53104713
she needs to learn the trade

>>53104702
post your my anime list mate

yes, i DO have yellow fever.
I can't help it.
I have a harem of six Asian girls I regularly have sex with but they're all 3-4/10 face wise
I wish I could fuck a hot one 7-8/10 just once in a while

But I'm satisfied as long as I can still my yellow fever sex hunger even if it is with ugly girls

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>>53104808
cool story bro, unless you're footbro. If you're footbro post feet, thx

>>53104690
I can't pee that hard. This is meme?

>>53104880
あんたは百年早いわ

>>53104598
Ok I take back the nice things I said about japan. Y'all are fucked up.

>>53104949
big words even for a big man

>>53104783
Rather not since it would have my account name on it which would let you find a bunch of other accounts of mine

>>53104181
>>53104286
Please some help guys. No one know any experience?

> hard pee
I do this unintentionally every morning just after waking up. My dick is hard every morning. It's uncontrollable.

人生の意味とは何ですか

Good morning,everyone .

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>>53105089

Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin. I hope you have a sugoi Tuesday.

>>53105070
一日に三回食って、一日に一つくそ、そろそろ腐て

>>53105176
Why are you always experiencing a crisis?

>>53105152
Thank you,i hope ,too.(^^)

>>53105176
yeah just die

また糞スレだな

>>53105176
I think you have some issues you need to work out tbqh.

>>53105262
今日はたまらないほど糞

>>53105262
いつもクソスレだ

>>53105353
そうだよ

>>53105402
そうだね

No クソスレ, no human

>>53105215
シコシコの時間はいつですか
その時が抜かれたら人生の厳しさは百倍悪くなりそう

>>53105176
hey :^)

ほら、糞スレだ”間違いないからフタバにしないか

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>>53105176
germany chill the fuck out for the good of the world

>gaijins in this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECJ3Xlerte4

>>53105709
says the English teacher

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>>53105709
>that pronunciation
I think I'm gonna be sick.

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>>53105709
>nihonjins in this thread

>>53099164
これは凄く心が痛むな…

>>53105176
Nabend Anon, I'm into Japanese femdom. Have to get my Jp girlfriend to like that as well but she is too shy.

>>53105948
ハイヒールを履いたほうがいいね

>>53105915
Yes, our animefags are exactly like that. They are fucking losers.

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>英語教師

>>53106221

Someone has to teach the nihonjins English, anon.

>>53105948
どこがどう痛むのか説明して
好きでやってるようにしか見えん

Actually we need more hyper teacher .

足に踏まれたいのですが

>>53104417
>>53104878
I bet you are a cute girl. Pleage be a my gf.

>>53104702
>429 days of anime watched

Jesus, no wonder you're a fluent Japanese speaker.

>>53106641
Cute girls never use 4chan.

>>53105709
pls no bully

>>53106304
Being a native English speaker doesn't automatically make you a good teacher. Rather, they are bad teacher.

なんか人間の屑しかいねぇなwwwww

>>53106308
なんできれてんだ

外人の英語教師って外人なのがステータスになるけど
実際本国では短期だったり転勤の多い底辺職扱いだよね。

>>53106760
ここは4chan
アニメ否定するなら消えろ

>>53106308
まだ子供に見えるし、ああいう画像を不快に思う人は多いと思います

>>53106963
子供に見えるって・・・18歳超えてるだろ?
多数の人が不快に思うならとっくにBANされてるよ

>>53106963
客が札束を持っていればイーブンじゃね

>>53106826
>外人なのがステータスになる
???

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>>53106866
漫画>くそ>アニメ

>>53107058
I was confused by that too
I was under the impression that gaijin teachers in Japan are a novelty at best

>>53106736
My best teachers of Japanese were native speakers

>>53107078
アニメ>漫画>クソ>お前

>>53106736
You should express yourself more precisely. I don't think you mean being a native speaker literally causes you to be a bad teacher.
You likely mean than being a native speaker doesn't *necessarily* make you a good teacher.
Which is true. But a good teacher who is also a native speaker is a world of difference between a good teacher who isn't a native speaker.

>>53107178
Your Japanese is still shit though...

>>53107253
I think the important thing is that the teacher is bilingual (meaning they have studied another language seriously)

>>53107313
Well your English is great

Ok I wanna into nihongo. I drill the kana, then grammar with tae kim and genki, これいいですか?

>>53107363
Forget Tae Kim. He's not a native speaker and I guess people have reported some mistakes on his website.

Genki I, Genki II and also a book called "Japanese the Manga Way"

>>53107406
But non native speakers are better!

>>53107406
I think Tae Kim is good for Japanese learners because he is not a native speaker. I can't explain Japanese grammar even in Japanese.

>>53107363
Read Genji Monogatari in its original form.

>>53107473
That's because you're not a teacher
It isn't because you're a native speaker.

>>53107406
>Forget Tae Kim. He's not a native speaker and I guess people have reported some mistakes on his website.
Ignore such report if you saw the report on Japanese thread. At least I saw some retarded Japanese posters trolled them just because Tae Kim is Korean.

so many proxies

どうもありがとう先輩たちさまです

but what is veredict on tae kim then?and imabi? It seems decent for total newbies like me

>>53107436
>>53107473

Lol this meme. I should say he is not a native speaker and also not a teacher. There is no reason to use Tae Kim's. Genki I and II and JTMY are all you need as a beginner.

JTMY was also written by a non native speaker, but he is a professor. Genki was in part developed by non native speakers, also professors.

>>53107563
I'm not hating on him because he's Korean. It's just not necessary.

>>53107614
It's fine, but Genki I and II and JTMY are better and that's all you need as a beginner. Just find cheap copies of all of them on Amazon.

>>53107614
I like the Kim but I think imabi sometimes sounds like it was written by someone with epilepsy. Like suddenly the actual prose he writes makes no sense. It's not his explanations, cause when they're cogent, they're good. It's his actual writing that just stops making sense for paragraphs at a time.
He uses really strange words sometimes too in English and might be trying to sound super smart

>>53106963
ぶっちゃけ俺も嫌やったから通報はしといたよん
まあ消されるかはわかんねぇけどな

>>53107629
We rarely have English teachers with professor degree so we don't need English teacher, right.

>>53107629
You know that doesn't make any difference whatsoever. If there are native speakers involved in the project then obviously the quality of the book is going to be perfect. No native speaker will let some strange writing slip by. So saying non natives were involved doesn't really mean anything.
The real issue is that non natives are prone to making weird mistakes no native speaker would ever make. All it takes is ONE native speaker to fix all that. You're actually proving how useful native speakers reall are

>>53107629
>>53107679
I'm not saying you hate him though. I thought you sound like you denied him just because you want to show off to Japanese learning beginners that you pretend to know more about Japanese than them.

ロリコンがお互いを忌み嫌い常識人ぶるクソスレはここですか?

>>53107854
You think you're replying to a native English speaker but you missed both times. See my point now?

>>53107886
I AM a native English speaker by the way.

>>53107960
No, you're not.

>>53107742
横からの者だけど、自分も通報した。
これで少なくとも3人からは通報されてるのかな
これで消されないなら削除の基準が独断的すぎる

>>53107510
I think I will have to read this in translated form, anon, but thanks for the recommendation

>>53107998
Kek, I'm actually a Swedish.

>>53108079
GOD THE BIG REVELATION

>>53107613
This is Japanese thread. 90% of Japanese flags are proxies/English teachers. Nobody here speaks correct Japanese.

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>>53107510
kek

やあ、おはy

…何、この雰囲気

子供の裸の画像とか原爆の画像とか張って何がしたいの?ここのイギリス人クズすぎる

>>53108246
おはよん

>>53099698
Come. Welcome. We need you.

卑猥動画とネイティブ英語教師が混ざってこうなった。

私は 外道 ヘンタイシンシ

今後とも、ヨロシク・・・

No!Don't upload HENTAI pics.

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Japs of /int/, you are my last hope


ぷにあなDX or ALICEだよっ?

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>>53108504
What are HENTAI pics?

How come nobody has shot up an anime convention ever? Seems like the perfect target...desu.

I never go because of this reason. Have this nagging suspicion some crazy is gonna just spontaneously dump rounds while I'm in line to buy nerd stuff

>>53108631
Because you never go there, it never happens.

>>53108631
Maybe you should do it. You would get famous for being the first one to shoot up a bunch of weeaboos

어이없고 씁쓸하군요

>>53108581
please

for the love of god

I can't find any actual reviews for ALICEだよっ, surely somebody in here owns it

>>53104783
Got bored and figured out how to get a list of all them
http://pastebin.com/5AvVrJ5A

>>53109097
geh aufs anime board du verdammter japanophiler hurensohn
fürs anime lesen sollte deine mutter die das alles finanziert mal ordentlich den arsch versohlen
leb dein leben alter und schau dir keine zeichentrick und comics serien an du loser

>>53109322
>anime
>ALICEだよっ

Alter, bist du Nazi

おはよ〜

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>>53109851

>>53109851
おはようございます
良く眠れましたか?

>>53110073
ぐっすり9時間も寝てしまった
来週から学校だから余命が今週いっぱいなんだ

Look look. This is my boner.

>>53110374
It's too tiny, I can't see it

>>53110374
What are you watching

>>53110374
I mistook it for an azuki-bean.

>>53110449
His own erection

>>53110438
why are you up finlan

>>53110482
It's too small to watch it.

>>53110494
Why not?

>>53110612
2:30 on a workday

>>53110232
良く眠ってよかったね
私の場合では大学の3週間の冬休みが今日で終わるんだ
もう6時間後大学にまた通っちゃいけない
なのにまだ眠っていない、宿題も終わってないし
どうしようかな (｀・ω・´)

>>53110612
>>53110623
I mean 4:30 there

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>>53110577
specialized equipment exists for that purpose.

>>53110651
He enjoy his NEET life.

>>53110634
結構大ピンチじゃん!
宿題やるか寝るかしなよ!
good luck、イギリスちゃん

>>53110634
仮病を使おう

>>53110651
NEETs sleep when NEETs want

>>53110686
>he is fapping, watching his bit with a microscope.
Lmao

>>53110788
宿題やるしかない
やらないと先生が怒ってしまう
多分今夜はあんまり眠れないな

>>53110849
残念ながらそれは出来ない
するとお母さんがめっちゃくちゃ怒る

>>53111088
あらー…。もう徹夜で頑張るしかないね
てかここに書き込みしてる場合じゃないのではw

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This is a japanese cemetery in Australia

ただいま

For the other college students coming back home, how was your first day back?

Hopefully better than mine

>>53111260
そうだねw
おやすみなさい、日本旗さん

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Japan not even once

みんな新年から何やってんだ!
世間様は昨日から仕事始めだぞ!
おまえらも仕事しろ

Any opinions on English Teachers?

Is it possible to write japanese in a way that can be read by people but computer translation doesn't understand?

>>53111504
yes, it's called shit handwriting

>>53111504
computer translation is shit

>>53111463
Noble profession.

>>53111463
They are good teachers.

>>53111410
>that math class

>>53111463
Monkies made to perform tricks for Japanese children

>>53111384
おかえり
おつかれさま

>>53111750
>>53111861
Thanks, I was looking into the profession because I like teaching and making kids remotely happy

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Which english-language site is the best to read Japanese news?

What are you fucking now?

>>53112466
http://www.japantimes.co.jp

I'm getting a boner!

>>53112699
Congratulations, Anon! That means you're finally a big boy now.

>>53112581
japantimes is shit though.
Is there something with more analysis?

>>53113455
児童ポルノ

>>53112933
http://the-japan-news.com

>>53113654
どこでそんな破廉恥な言葉を!?

>>53111376
good place

誰もいないですね(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

>>53113654
ビッグブラザーが肩越しに見てるぞ
冗談のつもりでも捕まりそう

how to enjoy life as an hervivore man?

Japanese people are weird.

今日の日本語


出稼ぎ労働者

あたしのつるつるパイパン白人マンコに長くてふっといのをぶち込んでくれる日本人いないかな

>>53115282
>きもちわるい

い な い か な ~

西洋で日本に関する報道は変質者しか見せないしな
日本大好きな外人ばかり見せて自慰してる日本とはまた別種の詐欺だね

>>53115515
普通のこと流したらおもしろくないとメディアは思ってるんじゃない?

>>53115500
きゅうりとにんじん、どっちがいい

>>53115620
どう考えてもキュウリだろ!

>>53115647
おっさんやないか(口調が)

>>53115647
きゅうりは細いけど長い
にんじんはきゅうりより短いけど太い

>>53115282
ハーイ!ハーイ!ハーイ!

>>53115716
そいつおっさんだぞ(警告)

>>53115282
>長くてふっとい
>日本人
wwwww

>>53115562
それ以外面白いことはいっぱいあるけどな

>>53115842
うん普通でいいと思う
でも外国でも流れるニュースって何かとてもすごいことをした人とかヤバい犯罪を犯した人とか普通からは離れた人しか流れなくない?

>>53115669
兄弟が3人で姉妹がいない家で育ち、口調が男らしくてしかたないじゃん
だったら何なんだよ
そんなんだからクンニしないとでも言ってんのかゴルァ
>>53115681
日本のキュウリとアメリカのキュウリのサイズが違う気が

>>53115959
>こわい

>>53115959
こy

Why English is hard?

>>53115959
まずイケメンのアメリカ人を探そう
そいつと付き合え

>>53115959
おっさん興奮すんなよwww

>>53115647
挿入出来れば何でも良いんだな

>>53116103
何故日本語がこんな難しいの?
特に漢字

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im9G1F0RwMo

>>53115946
ああその通り
使用済みパンツ販売機とかそういうこと

>>53116254
挿入して貰えばって

>>53116260
>こんな(に)難しい
間違いました

>>53116260
中つ国の人が悪い

>>53116260
ここの外人は日本語は簡単って言ってる人多いよ
漢字は覚えるしかないね

>>53116260
漢字については中国人に文句言ってくれ

>>53116260
書くことを除いたら漢字が一番簡単だろ

>>53116356
池沼乙

>>53116352
言い回しをそのまま訳したら不自然か無意味になることが壁だ

>>53116103

why japanese is hard

>>53116325
>>53116356
中国が悪いわけじゃない、日本が勝手に漢字を使ってるだけ
漢字を使わない日本語を作ればいいじゃん

>>53116277
Top Definition MGTOW
Men/Man Going Their Own Way.

MGTOW is basically the statement of self-ownership and saying that only you have the right to decide what your goals in life should be.

It is saying that, as a man I will not surrender my will to the social expectations of women and society, because both have become hostile against masculinity.
Male 1: Dude, why don't you have a girl friend?

Male 2: Its not for me bro, I'm a MGTOW.

>>53116434
漢字って、欧州で同じ文字使っている程度の物だぞ?

>>53116412
ここに「掏摸」が読めない何人かがいた時を思い出した

>>53116282
そんな自販機見た事ない。
みんな見た事あんの?マジであんの?

>>53116527
と・・・掏摸

>>53116527
カタカナで書いた方がいいよ。スリ。

>>53116434
嫌だ。

>>53116554
都市伝説みたいになってるなw

>>53116527
新聞ですらひらがなかカタカナで書くから読めなくても不思議じゃない
むしろわざわざ漢字使ってると外人っぽい
そこらへんのさじ加減は難しいだろうね

>>53116590
>ネタにマジレス

>>53116527
時代小説読んでたから知ってるけど、普通の人は知らないしまず必要ない漢字だからなー…マニア向け

all gaijin in this thread
死ね

Do you agree or disagree with this?
>I think the attitude that America needs to remain in a leadership role is largely based on ego. One single country, especially one as corrupt and incompetent as the US, having this much global power isn't doing anyone any good.

そもそも漢字はウリナラの發明ニダ
中國人がウリの文字を盜んで「韓」を「漢」に變えただけニダ

なんJ語録ってすげー浸透したけど当のなんjの書き込みを完璧に理解するにはかなりの歴史的・文化的背景知識を要する
難しい日本語

>>53116703
急にどうした

>>53116703
日本人だよな?

>>53116703
きみは中国人なの?

>>53116554
ある訳が無い。
有ると思っている外国人は総じてバカ。

>>53116703
プロクシー?

>>53116756
どこかにはあるんじゃないか
とあるアダルトショップに何台かとかそのレベルだと思うけど
それを誇張しすぎて今の状態みたいになっちゃったんじゃないかな
いずれにせよバカは言い過ぎ

>>53116756
よう低能児

>>53116703
昔の言葉ってどうやって出すの?

僕の日本語が酷いですよ。付けて下さい!!

同研究?

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Rate my 書道
Be nice I've never tried before

I make new sureddo

>>53117087
ありがとう
お願いします

>>53117017
why did you chose those kanjis?>>53117087
please

>>53117017
これは何ですか?言ってありますか?

>>53117120
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>>53117120
>>53117120
>>53117120
>>53117120

>>53117128
Because I wanted to practice 止め and 右払い

>tfw blond hair blue eye 6'7" gaijin in japan for a month
>tfw no gf
But it was all but just a meme

>>53099698
Idk if this is pasta but that sounds like a good life if you enjoy it.