so yesterday someone asked about height and dick size, and I said i was 6 in. for my penis.
turns out im actually 8 inches. just wanted to clarify for everyone. i found a ruler and measures in inches. just to clarify. i do not have a small penis. just clarifying...
what is it about /int/ that turns all brits into feminine sissy faggots who are quite literally always butthurt? Not even swedes act this much like literal cuckolds
brits on /sp/ and /pol/ are not like this so what is it about /int/ that turns you into this?
he's probably going to give it up by the next election, he barely made it through the last election due to back problems
Was this man the greatest British leader of all time?
>your fellow yanks are literally posting naked gay niggetty-nogs in this thread
>you think you are in a position to talk
Started watching the last kingdom, pretty good show so far.
Hello i am from Indonesia, i had been living in Australia around 3 years, i still take norwegian kurs.. I am deaf woman too, i married with Norwegian man, I had never working in my country before, and my husband take me as his wife and bring me be here, and i dont know how life here, and how my feelings since living here.. i never think i want to benefits, but i really need too, because my husband working, just enough for paying all need and the kids.. sometimes if he can support me.. Honestly, very hard for him, i had tried to apply for Nav, to help me to support me, but ignored me.. other deaf people got benefits. i also dont understand. do you know? why cant i get? so i never make difficult to my husband about what me want to buy my needs.. :( Hopeless..
needing Rasheeds and Goldbergs to answer pls
if the Cross is the symbol of Christianity because of the symbolism of the crucifixion, why is the crescent moon and star the symbol of Islam? why is the star of David and the Menorah the symbols of Judaism?
hey guys, I'll be packing my things soon to make the trip to England for my study abroad semester. I'm going to make sure and bring both of my American flags with me, one of which I will hang up in a window. I hope it will be visible to passers by. The other will be hung up in the apartment some place
Im sorry but this is just asking for it. Flying the flag of any english speaking country publically is considered offensive to immigrants and you will be asked to remove if the british police see it, and considerably worse if it is spotted by roaming sharia enforcement patrols. Dont bother
Got my a good deal on a roomshare down south lads, only £500 a month.
I have to leave because my roommate has to pray 5 times a day, but i think the benefits outweigh the cost!
>can't afford it
>1st world country
pick one (and only one)
Thank you, social justice warriors for bettering and advancing society
Kpop is officially normie now lads
>look up the new episode of fake taxi
>it's a non-kayfabe plot where the girl is actually looking for him episode
That would look really nice with floorboards instead of that carpet.
But I think you just work at a posh hotel and got told to take the tree down today.
t. interior designer/detective
>at the pub with the lads
>start talking about the price of brent crude oil($38 a barrel, 11 year low)
>Start talking about the condition of FTSE100
>they go back to talking about stupid shit like football
ffs lads where can i find some intellectual Financial Times reading types like myself?
Just a quick roundup of the news lads
>Sweden has introduced identity checks for travellers from Denmark in an attempt to reduce the number of migrants arriving in the country.
>Four new elements have been added to the periodic table, finally completing the table’s seventh row and rendering science textbooks around the world instantly out of date.
>Authorities in Rome have been forced to close roads for cleaning after heavy weekend rainfall made streets and pavements covered in bird droppings too slippery and treacherous for pedestrians and traffic.
>An Australian boy earned cult status among cricket fans after he was filmed eating a whole watermelon - including the rind - in Melbourne.
Ok, lads. So I've run out of toilet paper but really need a shit.
So I grabbed some kitchen towel. I always put a square of toilet paper in the bowl to absorb the impact and splash back, so I did the same with the kitchen towel.
Of course, the kitchen towel is designed to be super absorbent, which I forgot about. So I put the towel in the toilet, had a shit, then felt something touching my bum.
It was the kitchen towel expanding and inflating. It was wet and slimy and covered in my rancid shit. I panicked at didn't know what to do, so I got the little brush thing at the side of the toilet, tried to push the paper back down, but all it did was burst the paper.
The piss and shit shot all over me and the bathroom walls.
What the fuck do I do? I'm at my gfs house for the first time and want to make a good impression with her father. But I'm fucked. I've been in here for 20 minutes shaking. She called up to ask if I'm ok.
>proper winter weather starts
This man wants you to be his apprentice and new Sith Lord under dark side.
What to do?
>tfw realise that not only am I not repulsively ugly, but I might even be good looking
Does it have a walk in gun safe with steel door?
was in china town and these true blue aussie battlers started an "aussie aussie aussie" and then these revolting fucking seppo cunts attempted a limp wristed "usa! usa! usa" so i shouted "fuck off you seppo dogs" when i was with my mates ahahaha
nah was in shitney led
TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE
IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE
>live in a well to do area
>prefer old and classical music
most of my mates:
>apolitical, some are quite left leaning
>regularly take drugs
>prefer house music and rap
not even sure what I've got in common with them or why they still like me hahah
A mate went to Southampton this autumn to study and he was wearing a Depeche Mode shirt and someone called him a faggot in the street.
Do you guys hate new wave or post punk? I fucking love it.
>cinematic gift that is
>ignores your invite
>im at home and downloading the cinematic gift that is "crazy, stupid love"
>how cute, enjoy your party
>im at home and downloading the cinematic gift that is "crazy, stupid love"
i will absolutely subject you to every single facet of my romantic life
are we mates irl haha i didnt realise
wanna go bowling or watering plants or summat
whats ur problem with this
would u rather we start running around like headless chickens and letting the terrorists incite terror
which of Barro & Sala-i-Martin's economic growth control variable should i regress the regional authority index.
My diss advisor suggested human capital, but i doubt there is acutally any theoretical connection between the two
Updated: January 2016
People that have blocked me on Twitter or Instagram (IG) or both:
Most recent: Gianna Michaels (Porn Star) & Richard Sherman, Seattle Seahawks. I called him out for playing like shit earlier this season lol lads
Ronda Rousey - UFC Fighter - Instagram
Andy Milonakis - Actor/Rapper - Twitter & IG
Michelle Branch - Singer - Instagram
Scott Stapp - Lead Singer/Creed - Twitter
Phillip DeFranco - Internet Celeb - Twitter
Sarah Dunsworth TrailerParkBoys Twitter/IG
Suicide Girls - Porn/Modeling - Instagram
Paul Walker - Actor/Fast & Furious - Twitter
ShoeNice22 - YouTube Celeb - YouTube & IG Pat 'HD' Barry - UFC fighter - Twitter
Christy Mack - Porn star - Twitter
Grant Imahara - Mythbusters - Twitter
Dirt Nasty - Rapper/Actor - Twitter & IG
Jada Stevens - Porn Star - Instgram
Jen Selter - Ass/Fitness model - Twitter & IG
Gianna Michaels - Porn Star - Instagram
Richard Sherman - Sea. Seahawks - Twitter
>oil price starts dropping
>saudis and iran have an "argument"
>oil price rises again
it's all manufactured
my other pair is in the wash innit and the third pair of jeans are too skinny fit ive went off them theyre for right benders
have trackie bottoms but im not cutting about like a tramp
'Er look at 'im face
'Er look at 'is body
'Er look at 'im dong
*switches on book vibrator*
Hmmmf yes the queen, cheers gentlemen to the crown aha, yes! Proud to be British mates, jolly good yes, right ruddy shame Canada changed it's flag, no bother, at least Australia and New Zealand play homage to mother albion! Leave the EU for the Commonwealth Union when?
Thanks nan for the bday present
could work (or not, rather, hahahaha)
3 HOURS AND 15 MINUTES OF
solidsnakeandsam has truly gone mental lads
>skip to random part
>"but like our cells vibrate in different dimensions so white people have their own dimension"
get jobs you wastoids
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET PRINCE