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Don't tell the yanks edition
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>mfw I show up anyways
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Having a kinder bueno
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>>53068825
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OUR NIGE
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so yesterday someone asked about height and dick size, and I said i was 6 in. for my penis.

turns out im actually 8 inches. just wanted to clarify for everyone. i found a ruler and measures in inches. just to clarify. i do not have a small penis. just clarifying...
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>>53068935
>>53068912
>>53068944
>>53068956
FOY
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>>53068967
the registry says you have a 6 incher though
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>>53068976
Just rude
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Tell us what senpai :3c
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i would like it if yanks left this beautiful general that has been created lads
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>>53069179
created for lads*
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>>53069179
Based ladyboy, you can stay.
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>>53069199
FOPMSADBY (fuck off please my sweet and dear bro yank)
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Britain, my deepest condolences;-;

I saw on TV that Margaret thatcher has just passed away yesterday.-.
I am very sorry. How are you dealing with this tragedy (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?)
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>>53069472
She died ages ago m8
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>>53069472
Thatcher saved Britain tbqh (to be quite honest)
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>>53069583
She really didn't
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>anyways
FOY
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>Thatcher saved Britain
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>>53069612
>XBOX 1
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>>53068825
Is Nigel dead?

He will ever do a comeback?

He survived another assassination attempt, he's based a fuck
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what does foy mean
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>>53069687
>Fatties Out YESTERDAY
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>>53069616
Fuck off poortherner.
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>>53069687
fuck off yabbi
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what is it about /int/ that turns all brits into feminine sissy faggots who are quite literally always butthurt? Not even swedes act this much like literal cuckolds

brits on /sp/ and /pol/ are not like this so what is it about /int/ that turns you into this?
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>>53069583
I like Margaret Thatcher. I thought she was the greatest Prime Minister that Britain had had in years.-.
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>>53069655
What's with all of the dried cum in his hair.
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>>53068912
>>53068935
>>53068944
>>53068956
>>53069067
>>53069150
>>53069199
>>53069241
>>53069315
>>53069612
>>53069663
>>53069687
>>53069724
>>53069738
>>53069750
>>53069782
FOY
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>>53069673
he's probably going to give it up by the next election, he barely made it through the last election due to back problems
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Was this man the greatest British leader of all time?
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>>53069829
;.;
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About to be wagecucked lads.

L-love getting up at six, w-wahey
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>>53069750
NADIYA MENTIONED
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>>53069842
FOY
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what does foy mean
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>>53069901
FOY
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>>53069901
F O Y
O
Y
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>>53069916
>>53069921
>>53069877
>>53069810
>>53069629
>>53068976
What does FOY mean?
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>>53069950
FOY
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>>53069750
>your fellow yanks are literally posting naked gay niggetty-nogs in this thread
>you think you are in a position to talk
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>>53069969
what?
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>>53069991
FOY
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>>53070003
what is this?
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>>53070027
FOY
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>>53069950
for old yorkshire
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Is there some therapy for something you can get to fix your sleep?
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>>53070086
Steaming hot baths and one extra sleeping pill.
>>53070097
FOY
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>>53070097
FOY
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>>53070086

yeah sleep therapy
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>>53070119
FOY
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Started watching the last kingdom, pretty good show so far.
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>>53070142
nou >x3
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>>53070172
FOY
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>>53070176
nou >x3
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I can't sleep lads tbqhwy
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Cheeky thread
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>>53070163
uhtred is a west d*ne cuck tbqh
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>>53070421
>tfw I'm an English/Dane mutt
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I want to fucking die
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Morning Lads.
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>>53070522
Good morning.
>>53070516
Drink plenty of fluids.
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>>53070532

Will you be off to bed soon?
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>>53070566
No, I have to on the road at around five so I figured I'd stay up.
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Hello i am from Indonesia, i had been living in Australia around 3 years, i still take norwegian kurs.. I am deaf woman too, i married with Norwegian man, I had never working in my country before, and my husband take me as his wife and bring me be here, and i dont know how life here, and how my feelings since living here.. i never think i want to benefits, but i really need too, because my husband working, just enough for paying all need and the kids.. sometimes if he can support me.. Honestly, very hard for him, i had tried to apply for Nav, to help me to support me, but ignored me.. other deaf people got benefits. i also dont understand. do you know? why cant i get? so i never make difficult to my husband about what me want to buy my needs.. :( Hopeless..
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>>53070654
wow i suck at editing copy pastas
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>>53068967
6 in is still above average
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>>53070273
shut up
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Anyone else put barbecue on their lasagna?
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so many JFs in the thread

sick to my stomach
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needing Rasheeds and Goldbergs to answer pls

if the Cross is the symbol of Christianity because of the symbolism of the crucifixion, why is the crescent moon and star the symbol of Islam? why is the star of David and the Menorah the symbols of Judaism?
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>>53073554
use google you tranny
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Australians should just kill themselves t b h
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>>53073554

Star of David was nicked from muzzies because Judaism didn't have a symbol
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>Tfw britbongs so devoid of culture that they have to steal ours
>Tfw they deny it
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>>53073738
Sheepfuckers should kill themselves too t b h.
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The clapper army has arrived
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>>53073738
Nice flag, abo
How does it feel to live at the bottom of the globe?
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Watching Bad Boys 2, why does the russian character have to mention russia in every single one of his lines? This is like shitty comedy writing
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>>53073666
getting mighty pissed off famalamadingdong
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i watched a movie last night about slav tom hanks who lives in an airport
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>>53073824
>>53073791

wew lads, what's got you yanks so arseblasted this time
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>>53073892
Oh yeah, the one where he's stuck in the terminal
What's it called again?
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>>53073930

Boarding Station?

Departure Lounge?
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>>53073930
i think its called "the slav at the airport starring: tom hanks"
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>>53071424
>Putting a barbecue on top of a meal

Yanks get weirder with every post.
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hey guys, I'll be packing my things soon to make the trip to England for my study abroad semester. I'm going to make sure and bring both of my American flags with me, one of which I will hang up in a window. I hope it will be visible to passers by. The other will be hung up in the apartment some place
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>>53073917
I would make a joke about your mother being fucked by a kangaroo but I'm not sure if you'd take it as an insult or not.
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>>53073992
Yanks call any food cooked on a barbecue "barbecue", so he's asking if anyone puts like ribs and sausages and that on their lasagne
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>>53073992
Barbecue is great but putting it on lasagna sounds disgusting
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IS THERE ARAB COCK IN HERE? PLEASE I NEED IT
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>>53074012
>Yanks call any food cooked on a barbecue "barbecue"
That's retarded. Do they call all baked goods "an oven"?
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>Hillry Clinton says she will release info on area 51 and ufos if elected.

Vote for her yanks
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>>53074067
>mfw yanks call conception "putting an oven in the oven"
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think i used a rotten onion or garlic cooking pasta, throat's burning
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Fucking irish weather or what!!! soaked!!
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>>53074119
you have been poisoned/
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>>53074089
gary pls
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>>53074135
seriously?
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cold out
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>>53074156
yes go to a hospital immediately
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https://www.fb.com/djsamychelly/videos/vb.93583431346/10152679032611347/?type=2&theater

why did God make girls so gorgeous lads
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>>53074160
can't afford it, i'll be alright
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>>53074177
try and make yourself vomit then
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>>53073994
was hoping to get your guys input on this
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>>53074089
She will simply repeat the lie of it being a weather balloon.

No approved president applicant would ever reveal any of the real secrets.
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>>53073994
Im sorry but this is just asking for it. Flying the flag of any english speaking country publically is considered offensive to immigrants and you will be asked to remove if the british police see it, and considerably worse if it is spotted by roaming sharia enforcement patrols. Dont bother
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i wasnt aware kev was a big hockey fan desu
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Got my a good deal on a roomshare down south lads, only £500 a month.

I have to leave because my roommate has to pray 5 times a day, but i think the benefits outweigh the cost!
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>>53074169
>shuffling

on the cross
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>>53074067
Well since you call your subway system the 'underground' you should call your channel tunnel the 'underwater', right?
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>>53074236
I've told you before this gimmick needs work
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>>53074177
>can't afford it

What a horrid shithole the greatest country on Earth is.
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>>53074271
it effective enough to bait 1 or 2 southerners, all i need lad. Feel free to work on it for me tho.
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>>53074177
>can't afford it

>Yankistan
>1st world country

pick one (and only one)
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>>53074274
inorite
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>>53074268
That was awful even for a yank.
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Thank you, social justice warriors for bettering and advancing society
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we make them mad simply by being american
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Got a big hemorrhoid lads
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>>53074379
you make us laugh by not being able to afford to stay alive
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Don't you just HATE Mondays? Am I right?
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>>53074386
you should try standing instead of sitting
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>>53074418
Normie tries to fit in
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Kpop is officially normie now lads

https://mobile.twitter.com/ravyeoli/status/683837019571777536
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>>53074417
you make us confused by refusing to acknowledge the United States as the greatest country in the world
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Home from the job centre time to relaxx
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>>53074492
Well it's not even a proper country so
*raises two fingers while blowing a raspberry*
Jog on
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>>53074458
I'm not a normie! (whatever that is kak)

Sent from my Iphone.
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why is he so shit
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>>53074514
one of these days you'll come to terms with the fact that you're no longer an empire, and you will recognize the awesome superiority of the United States
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>>53074565
Why are his soles so thick?
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>>53074580
one of these days you'll notice our empire is only ever brought up by yanks
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>look up the new episode of fake taxi
>it's a non-kayfabe plot where the girl is actually looking for him episode
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>>53074612
originally intended for splitting wogs and pakis heads
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>>53074612
It's what you get on Doc Martens but those look a bit posher.
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>>53074625
Haha
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Just taken the tree down lads. Going to miss it desu.
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>>53074736
Fuck off billionaire
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>>53074736
>Putting up a tree in a hotel room
absolute madman
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>>53074762

Pls no bully. Got a big space now.
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>>53074736
Do you live in downton abbey just fuck off fuck off fuck off I live in fucking ABJECT poverty
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I'm in Germany lads haha.
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>>53074793

fuck off back to hogwarts, gandalf
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>>53074625

>look up the new episode of fake taxi
>it's a kentqt episode

discuss
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who /BeenUpSoLongItsTeaTime/ here?
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>>53074888
stop tempting me, im off the wanks
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>>53074793
That would look really nice with floorboards instead of that carpet.

But I think you just work at a posh hotel and got told to take the tree down today.

t. interior designer/detective
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>>53074937
Well I have a mug every morning so yeah
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Rak off normies
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>>53074793
my parents house is bigger than your parents house
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are the students back in their prisons yet?
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>>53074948

i know lad, i know. it's hard being addicted to SSBBW beastiality porn.
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Trousers that were a bit snug on the old waist before are now a bit loose, if anything. After Christmas as well, proper chuffed with myself, I am
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>>53075014
especially when you can't spell bestiality you masSIVE TWAT
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>>53075018
lost half a stone and the jeans i used to fit into when i was half a stone heavier are now TIGHTER

bizarro
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>>53075037

waaah
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>at the pub with the lads
>start talking about the price of brent crude oil($38 a barrel, 11 year low)
>nobody understands
>Start talking about the condition of FTSE100
>nobody understands
>they go back to talking about stupid shit like football

ffs lads where can i find some intellectual Financial Times reading types like myself?
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Just a quick roundup of the news lads

>Sweden has introduced identity checks for travellers from Denmark in an attempt to reduce the number of migrants arriving in the country.

>Four new elements have been added to the periodic table, finally completing the table’s seventh row and rendering science textbooks around the world instantly out of date.

>Authorities in Rome have been forced to close roads for cleaning after heavy weekend rainfall made streets and pavements covered in bird droppings too slippery and treacherous for pedestrians and traffic.

>An Australian boy earned cult status among cricket fans after he was filmed eating a whole watermelon - including the rind - in Melbourne.
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>>53075121
You wanted this, you bastard
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>>53075121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgUemV4brDU
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Got my certificates through from the University of Slough for finishing my Sports Psychology degree lads

Proper chuffed, first person in my family to go to uni!
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>>53075217
>Sports Psychology

"I'll have a double mocha latte please" - me, to you when you're working at starbucks
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if the country is in debt then why don't we just print out some more money?
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>>53075242
Already got a job placement lined up at Luton Town next season mate, sorry.
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why's there two threads
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you'd be lying if you said i wasn't something that you're into
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Ok, lads. So I've run out of toilet paper but really need a shit.
So I grabbed some kitchen towel. I always put a square of toilet paper in the bowl to absorb the impact and splash back, so I did the same with the kitchen towel.
Of course, the kitchen towel is designed to be super absorbent, which I forgot about. So I put the towel in the toilet, had a shit, then felt something touching my bum.
It was the kitchen towel expanding and inflating. It was wet and slimy and covered in my rancid shit. I panicked at didn't know what to do, so I got the little brush thing at the side of the toilet, tried to push the paper back down, but all it did was burst the paper.
The piss and shit shot all over me and the bathroom walls.

What the fuck do I do? I'm at my gfs house for the first time and want to make a good impression with her father. But I'm fucked. I've been in here for 20 minutes shaking. She called up to ask if I'm ok.
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>christmas ends
>proper winter weather starts

fuck off
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>>53075421
Do you remember asking me what I'm inta?
I replied "music baby, follow my Insta
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This man wants you to be his apprentice and new Sith Lord under dark side.

What to do?
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>>53075395
Where is janny?
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>>53075447
It's -10 here la.

Wearing long johns tbqh.
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>tfw realise that not only am I not repulsively ugly, but I might even be good looking
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>>53074982

Does it have a walk in gun safe with steel door?
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i really like this new moot

not...
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recent messages to my oneitus
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>wake up
>breakfast, shower, get dressed
>check websites
>nothing good

Day is already over and it's only 11:52
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Dead thread edition.
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>>53077092
apex kek
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>>53077079
>not...
:o
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>cutting my finger nails
>browsing /brit/
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gotta wake up in 2 minutes for work lads
better get to bed xD
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BLAM
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You die if you work
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Does anyone own these?
are they any good ?
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lads, is half a tab of acid good for going out? I'm feeling like the quality of MD I get varies too much and it's not good for my ticker
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>>53077543
>>>/reddot/
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DEAD
A
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>>53068825
was in china town and these true blue aussie battlers started an "aussie aussie aussie" and then these revolting fucking seppo cunts attempted a limp wristed "usa! usa! usa" so i shouted "fuck off you seppo dogs" when i was with my mates ahahaha

>>53077761
nah was in shitney led
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have the wifes bf looking after my kids lads and the day off work what film should i go see
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>>53077723
gay
boy
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want to move to norfolk lads
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>>53077799
stur wurs
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>>53077606
Do it, hope you have a bad trip and drown in a river tbqh
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>>53077815
Like actual Norwich or
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>>53077056
we have a gun room full of gun safes
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got my gfs husbands kids lads and theyre well uggo what film should i take them to see
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>>53077853
Norwich
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>>53077791
ye anyway good lad, defender of the faith 2bh
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I love /brit/ so much! it's awesome! I especially love your accents! This is my impression! Rule Britannia!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t8gMcPJ6Xa
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>>53077881
FOY
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>>53077875
Quite like Norwich tbf
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>>53077863
>>53077881
FOY
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TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE

IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE
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>>53077881
you sound vaguely like a gay irishman
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>>53077881
fuck off yank
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>>53077881
FUCK OFF YANK
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What did she mean by "how cute" lads?
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>>53077919
excellent post
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me:
>middle class
>academic
>conservative
>live in a well to do area
>prefer old and classical music
>fussy eater
>ambitious
>cynical

most of my mates:
>manual labourers
>underachievers
>apolitical, some are quite left leaning
>regularly take drugs
>prefer house music and rap
>adventurous eaters
>creative
>passionate

not even sure what I've got in common with them or why they still like me hahah
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>>53077955
you look a bit keen, she doesnt sound too interested
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the gf and I
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>>53077955
>downloading the cinematic gift
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>>53077955
that was incredibly painful to read
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>downloading the cinematic gift
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>>53077969
she gave me her number and replied to me asking her out as "absolutely yes"

its just a bad crop tbf
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>>53077955
invite her over la
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>>53078000
oh fairs
she looks nice gl x
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>>53077960
A mate went to Southampton this autumn to study and he was wearing a Depeche Mode shirt and someone called him a faggot in the street.

Do you guys hate new wave or post punk? I fucking love it.
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>>53077955
Fuck sake
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really just need /brit/ to tell me what she means by "cute" tbH i think she means that the idea of going out to newtown is "cute" but im not sure hence why im asking /brit/ ahahahaha
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new motto lads

Live for the girls, die for the memes.
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>>53077974
>>53077989
>>53078015
>>53078049
ohhhh tehehehe i should mention we're already going on a date >:3
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>>53078074
she's pretty cute la fucking hook me uppp
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>>53077955
>cinematic gift that is
>how cute
>ignores your invite

FUCKED IT
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>>53078074
You won't be soon if you keep it up
It'll be
>oops sorry can't make it
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>>53078086
just tell me what she fucking means when she said "cute" ffs not going you in mate you can use tinder yourself
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>>53078050
yeah "let's grab a drink in new town" is quite cute desu
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>how cute, enjoy your party
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>im at home and downloading the cinematic gift that is "crazy, stupid love"
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>>53078100
name 1 legitimate thing wrong with my rebuttal
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>>53078102
you're overthinking it la, it's just like saying "cool a party".
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>>53078120
I burst out laughing at this pic, his hat is just so comically large
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>>53077863

Does it have a proper door?
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>the cinematic gift that is
wew
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>how cute, enjoy your party
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anyone else wake up feeling so depressed they actually throw up? i have such a gut wrenching feeling of despair every morning. so hungry but sick at the same time ffs
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>>53078138
>cute enjoy your party
>no new time for your reply indicating you replied asap
then you had to add "im at home and downloading the cinematic gift that is "crazy, stupid love""
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also we're singing the smiths if someone is interested

>>53078193
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>the cinematic gift that is "crazy, stupid love"
>>
>>53078197
cause i accidentally already saw it when i went to take a phone screenshot for /brit/

that last bit doesnt matter tbH i've said it before yonks back
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>>53078102
idk i just interpreted it as a throw away line 2bh

she's keen la :)
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>im at home and downloading the cinematic gift that is "crazy, stupid love"
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>>53078259
nah irl mate pointed out that she was referring to the party i said i was going to tomorrow
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>>53078232
stop subjecting me to your romantic life you normally scum

utter invalid
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>>53077848
thanks lad
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>Video by so-called Islamic State showing man with UK accent should be dismissed as propaganda - PM's spokeswoman
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>>53078296
pakis out
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>>53078280
i will absolutely subject you to every single facet of my romantic life
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you have absolutely fucked this one now you gronk this is more of a failure than >lottie you hottie
get fucked you swine
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>>53078274
are we mates irl haha i didnt realise
wanna go bowling or watering plants or summat

>>53078296
whats ur problem with this
would u rather we start running around like headless chickens and letting the terrorists incite terror
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>>53078321
DO NOT CALL ME A GRONK

i will destroy you if you call me a gronk again you fucking bottom feeder
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>>53078349
pull the lever gronk
>>
which of Barro & Sala-i-Martin's economic growth control variable should i regress the regional authority index.

My diss advisor suggested human capital, but i doubt there is acutally any theoretical connection between the two
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>>53078274
ye true bring her to the party lad and finger bash
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>>53077955
>>
PRESS THE BUTTON RATS
PRESS THE BUTTON FOR YOUR FEED
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>>53078380
kek
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>had an itchy ass
>fart
>itch has gone
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Morning cunts
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>>53075129
thanks lad
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Is it possible for my dad to get money from the bank from my account using my id and account number etc as I have a black eye and my jeans are wet and dnt fancy goin owt cold out
>>
>>53078296

wtf is a UK accent ffs BBC
>>
>>53078424
but on the other hand
had a nice fart
nice
look
all gone
all gone
>>
hate waiting a minute to post again

/brit/ should really just be a chatroom thinking about it
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17C2NP3pMER
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>>53078434
Should be able to
>>
Updated: January 2016

People that have blocked me on Twitter or Instagram (IG) or both:

Most recent: Gianna Michaels (Porn Star) & Richard Sherman, Seattle Seahawks. I called him out for playing like shit earlier this season lol lads

Ronda Rousey - UFC Fighter - Instagram
Andy Milonakis - Actor/Rapper - Twitter & IG
Michelle Branch - Singer - Instagram
Scott Stapp - Lead Singer/Creed - Twitter
Phillip DeFranco - Internet Celeb - Twitter
Sarah Dunsworth TrailerParkBoys Twitter/IG
Suicide Girls - Porn/Modeling - Instagram
Paul Walker - Actor/Fast & Furious - Twitter
ShoeNice22 - YouTube Celeb - YouTube & IG Pat 'HD' Barry - UFC fighter - Twitter
Christy Mack - Porn star - Twitter
Grant Imahara - Mythbusters - Twitter
Dirt Nasty - Rapper/Actor - Twitter & IG
Jada Stevens - Porn Star - Instgram
Jen Selter - Ass/Fitness model - Twitter & IG
Gianna Michaels - Porn Star - Instagram
Richard Sherman - Sea. Seahawks - Twitter
>>
>>53078434
>I have a black eye and my jeans are wet
what
>>
>>53078475
What did you say to sarah dunsworth?
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>>53078475
link ur tweeter la
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>>53078486
got into a bit of argy bargie on new years and jeans are wet from the irish weather on way home from jobcentre
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Ben, how's business
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>>53078527
salright mate hows the kids
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>>53078475
Lmao
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>>53078520
>i only have one pair of trousers

pikeys
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>>53078527
good thanks, hows the family Ken?
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>>53078490
Said I'd bang her if I was drunk
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>>53078475
>Richard Sherman, Seattle Seahawks. I called him out for playing like shit earlier this season
Fuck off yank
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>oil price starts dropping
>saudis and iran have an "argument"
>oil price rises again

it's all manufactured
>>
>>53078414
cuckoo amirite xd lol me too
>>
>>53078543
my other pair is in the wash innit and the third pair of jeans are too skinny fit ive went off them theyre for right benders

have trackie bottoms but im not cutting about like a tramp

>>53078555
gl
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>>53078424

>had urge to shit
>fart
>urge is gone
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>>53078575
They wouldn't need to have an argument to increase prices, they could just reduce the oil output.
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>>53078598
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>53078527
Boomin

>casuals itt who don't watch dj khaled's snapchat
>>
business idea: any thread including /brit/ in the subject field automatically forbids yank IPs from posting
>>
>>53078475
How did Paul Walker block you when he's dead?
>>
>>53078594
>I only have 4 pairs of soft leg tubes

u serious?
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>>53078634
would pay big bucks for that
>>
'Er look at 'im face
"nice"
'Er look at 'is body
"nice"
'Er look at 'im dong
"VERY nice"
*switches on book vibrator*
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>>53078598
that's the best feel my friend
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>>53077211
>>53077211
>>53077211
new
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>>53078634
i like the proverbial "yanks"
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>>53078679
>before 300
what are you doing you absolute loose cannon
>>
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>>53078679
>page 1
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Peep dis nd keep safe
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Hmmmf yes the queen, cheers gentlemen to the crown aha, yes! Proud to be British mates, jolly good yes, right ruddy shame Canada changed it's flag, no bother, at least Australia and New Zealand play homage to mother albion! Leave the EU for the Commonwealth Union when?
>>
Haha cum
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>>53078696
wouldnt be at any of your funeral, i'd be in jail for murdering the mother fucker responsible for your death
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>>53078720
FOY
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>>53078709
is NZ not a leaf country yet
>>
>>53078708
Loving the subtle joke
>>
business idea: quit my job to become a full time jobseeker
>>
Thanks nan for the bday present

>>53078795
could work (or not, rather, hahahaha)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSyf2_Sd9cE

FFS LADS

3 HOURS AND 15 MINUTES OF

>MUHH FEMINISM
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>>53078755
haha
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business idea: fanny tasting notes
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>>53078893
FOY
>>
solidsnakeandsam has truly gone mental lads
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>>53078829
>skip to random part
>"but like our cells vibrate in different dimensions so white people have their own dimension"

get jobs you wastoids
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>>53078970
least hes changed his clothes for once
>>
>>53077211

>>53077211

>>53077211
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>>53078761
Which is?
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>>53079075
ur ma
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>>53079075
west side and east side are on da rong sides i fink
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>>53078761
Or all the good things on west side, ali's side, and east side is nothing but batty boiz and crackhouses
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>>53078636
Before he died la
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I forgot

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET PRINCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXl3Qej1tjM
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