me on the left edi...edi...shaan?
I see other people have started posting Khaoula too... it's smart and emjoyable.
Hey, you! Do you like Israel? Then why not help one autistic Israeli with his autistic project? >>52978058
Hate Israel? Then why not make sure one autistic Israeli stays home during the weekend instead of going out and contributing to the economy of the Zionist Entity? >>52978058
Daily reminder to complete void your bladder and to undergo urodynamic studies to detect any pathological retention before engaging in prayer otherwise it will be null and void. An enema wouldn't hurt either.
Find it funny your yucky countries try to be as white looking as possible because you know you're gross and icky
>brazilian jiu jitsu and boxing
Woah m8. Did that begin at the JIDF or out of personal pursuit? I couldn't begin to fathom the strength and willpower it takes to compete in martial arts tournaments.
for self defense (and offense :^) but that's a secret)
I'm scurred because brazilian jiu jitsu gives the risk of breaking your neck and being paralyzed
and boxing gives brain damage over time
basha basha ya basha basha ya basha basha .....
(you) 2aleela temna3 balawy kteera ....
yat3emak ma y7remak 2adr ya kareem
please ana 3eeny fe el(you) de we ele haya7'odha batnoh hatewga3oh... yalaa heh
we ba3deen mafeesh 7ad fakerny leeeh .... ana ha3azel men el/general dh
we law ma a7'adtsh (you)" hamaweet nafsy we zanby fe ra2abtak ya aldonbon ......
>imblying I even know the two you mentioned
That's good news, anon. You don't have to suffer through the nonsensical bullshit that drives this forum.
>tfw attracted to Bulma and ashamed to tell my whatsapp anime clique
No probs m8, relax. I hope you are as relaxed as I am when I talk to you (its really nice to have a true friend even online).
I know your intelligent and motivated unlike most of us here, so you'll inevitably succeed anywhere you go.
كل عام و انت بخير و ربنا يحقق جميع امانيك و اماني الحاضرين و يكتب ليك السعادة طول عمرك :)
We are potty-trained to be nice and courteous and hospitable as part of our culture, Tunisiabro.
You enter our house or village you stay for lunch or dinner otherwise it's considered an insult.
The American embassy regularly gets treated to a Ramadan breakfast by the locals (and they've even begun competing with each other despite the limited resources.
Them, Yemenis and Mauritanians are the nicest.
I'm not sure if it has to do with being poorer (no offence) but it seems people from these countries are the most generous and hostpitable. We have a Mauritanian ex-student of my dad and he always sends the family Mauritanian fish.
>You missed the good old 2013 to early 2014 where the entire ME and NA all-stars assembled.
>mfw I was part of that group
>mfw I still think that they were shitty threads back then too
Maybe they were cozier
I wasn't really much of a participant back then. I would just post inflammatory comments around /int/ for the lulz.
Thanks to Australian mentorship, I am now a Tier-1 shit-meme-poster.
> There weren't a million heritage fags running around doing their caricature shit.
Are you kidding? There were plenty of cancer heritage fags. But, Algerian Nordicism wasn't existing back then so you are right.
I see, and yeah the kangaroos told me about that mentorship lol
So you want to go back to being tribal blacks running around eating shit?
mona pls explain, even if you stay under the pseudonym mona. I sent you pictures of me breh, I'm worried.
Yes and no, you might say "go ahead, have it" if someone complements you on something, but you don't really take things.
a goat if that counts
>I sent you pictures of me breh, I'm worried.
>I sent you pictures of me breh, I'm worried.
oh fugg really
I read that U.S. soldiers were being offered cigarettes left and right in Iraq
A friend of mine kept on offering me his jacket after I complimented him on it and he insisted so now I have a nice leather jacket
I mean, it depends on the person, but usually you don't take shit. Congratulations on the jacket though.
Cigarettes are offered to people a lot though, anyone who's a smoker will do that, me included. Unless you're a stingy cunt or your pack is almost over.
but I contribute qt's and occasional bantz (._. )
Okay... so I'm thinking of going to Israel tomorrow or the day after. If all goes well and I don't get deported or anything (I've read horror stories about people getting stuck in interrigation for 10 hours) I will then proceed to Jerusalem and later to Jordan and see Petra. Now the plan from here was originally to go to Cairo by land but I heard that the situaiton at Sinai isn't safe enough and I can't seem to find any reliable info about busses that take tourists from Eliat to Cairo. This forces me to go to Amman and take the plane to Beirut first, where I could do some sightseeing, and take the plane from there to Cairo where I obviously want to see the pyramids.
What do you think? Is this a safe journey? I realize Lebanon will be out of the question if the Israeli customs stamp my passport. That's why I fly standby so I won't lose any money by booking flights. Any recommendations that are near my way?
What makes you say that though? I feel like Israeli border control is the toughest of the bunch so that's why I don't want to go there with a bunch of stamps from Arab countries. The idea is that the Israeli passport control won't stamp my passport but rather a piece of paper. That way Lebanon won't have a problem with me.
And I don't see why Egypt would care as they are at peace with israel?
The Israelis are much less likely to see you as hurrdurr a spy because of the stamps on your passport, whereas people in other countries, Egypt for example, might do so. Yes, they are at peace, but everything that's ever happened to Egypt has been blamed on some incarnation of a jewish conspiracy, and so there's definitely a bit of animosity. The Israelis won't bother you nearly as much as the arab nationalities given the stamps in your passport.
As-salamu alaykum, my name is John Faisal al-Britani.
I’m a 27 year old British muslim (Quran fan for you kafirs). I draw arabic calligraphy on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and reading superior Islamic literature. (Kitab al-Aghani, Kitab Alf Layla wa Layla, the works of Abdullah Yusuf Azzam)
I train with my Scimitar every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through apostates because it is made from pattern welded Damascus steel, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Arabic fluently, both classical and the Levantine dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Arab history and their Sharia code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Saudi Arabia visa, I am moving to Riyadh to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an oil businessman or a mufti for a Sharia Council!
I own several keffiyehs, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Arabia, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Arabic as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Saudi Arabia!
Yeah I usually delete my emails pretty often and I don't really care. I probz already deleted it :3 plus I kinda already saw what most ppl on /mena/ look like anyway so i don't really see the big deal?
>I kinda already saw what most ppl on /mena/ look like anyway
One more thing. Will going from Israel over land to Jordan give me certain type of visa stamp? Like, will the Jordanian stamp show that I came from Israel? Because that would really fuck my trip up as well.
The question is if there will be any proof of having been to Israel when I arrive in Beirut. There should be no Israeli stamps as it should be on a separate pieace of paper. However, I guess the Jordanian stamp could show some sort of evidence if I travel by land? I don't know.
It could've been 2bh, that's why I was worried for a while
also shit guitar tone, and sketchy ass playing. treble too high, distinct lack of anything to accentuate guitar, and it sounds like a wanker playing; he has no idea how to use dynamics to his favor. That being said, he can play licks very well.
Still John Belushi/10
I'd rather play it safe than sorry lad, that's why I gave that route, to save you potential trouble. If you want to go ahead with our route feel free to do so breh. It's your trip.
head-fi pls go
you're onto something desu senpai
>Watching reality TV
Nigga you're such a time waster do something productive.
What are you, a Levantine woman?
Only because Ahi implied I had no asshair which offended my many asshairs desu
U can post your asshair maybe I'll take a look if u want
I should've forseen shitposting
yeah, those I know. I think at this point they're all formulaic with variations using a basic formula
"yel3an deek ommak yabn el marra el 3ars"- for the american anon that's "curse your mother's rooster you son of a pimp mother. (Pimp is derogatory in this sense)
"yabn el labwa" - son of a lioness, lioness also being a derogatory term here because she's fucked.
means faggot right?
because back there we didn't have American or Soviets fucking us up from the inside
The ancient empires (not only the Greek ones) spread culture and progress, whereas today the new empires just enlist an army of minions to satisfy their interests.
Divide et impera
>be m*roccan scum
>thinks he's descendant of ancient hebronites
let's remake Alexander's empire as a federal republic and give the middle finger to the world
>why do arabs hate Egypt so much?
They don't. Egypt's pretty important for everybody. It's all good bants because we can take it.
can we be bestest friends again greece? Egypt here.
>family has been living here for thousands of years
>a m*roccan says I am not native
the median (over the age of 40) Greek thinks Jews are an evil empire that controls the world and enforces the NWO secretly
the younger ones don't give a shit about those memes, to me personally you're the best ally against the neoOttoman erdogan and his idiot supporters. Plus ashkenazi jews and Greeks share genetic similarities, that practically makes us cousins
>tfw the name of Macedonia was stolen by some bulgarians in denial in our north borders
we gotta come up with a new name and save the day
what does the number of dicks in your mom's anus have to do with any of this though
>moroccans, ethiopians, yemenis, iraqis, tunisians, turks, and algerians walk on the soil your ancestors once walked on
>couscous and tajine is eaten where hummus and pita was once eaten
T O P C U C K
WHERE THE CUTE LEBANESE GIRLS AT
PIC IS ME, ILL PM YOU
it's the number of iraqis
you know it's not natural to have dicks in your mother's anus , but i respect your cultural norms
ugliest leb girl > entire Egyptian population
stay jelly and inferiority complexed
>but i respect your cultural norms
so you're also gonna stick your dick in your mom's anus?I gotta say 11milion and one dicks is a bit much even for your mom
dude i respect it , but don't force it on me
i respect your traditions in your own country you degenerate miboun fuck
how come egyptian women are so ugly?
moroccan women are qt, tunisian women are qt, lebs palestinians and jordanian women are qt, even iraqi women are qt, and most other arab cunts, but egyptian women are literally all beasts, why?
>hair with no volume
>more eye makeup than a drag queen
miss iraq has a really weird skull and she only looks qt on myspace angles
and she has literally no ass
i think the other contestants were more attractive
upside, shes pale with semi rare eye colour
>posts the national Egyptian fetish and blames it on me
>too small to be anything worth
You'll hit 40 million people in no time
Iraq is not a small country, and with the right approach, it could be among top 25 in terms of economy size. The country has risen several spots since the war was over. It will keep rising
Give it time
keep in mind
40% are desert
20% are frozen mountains
>No one is ugly and every human out there is gorgeous no matter what race
t. pic related
Looks like there was no miss.
Here's Croatia's current Miss
She's 178cm tall. Most of the women in this region are no less than 174cm
kan fee ree7a?
would pay substantial dowry for/10
>40% are desert
>20% are frozen mountains
Did that stop the King of Kings to build huge monuments to human vanity and fill the region with water through bloody irrigation projects that killed tens of thousands of people? Think big, my friend
Civic Center, SF California
Foreigner plz leave
I just said most Egypshaans have great genes. Once they learn to care about their looks they're killas haha >_< but Idk but I did notice the bad teeth and that really bothered me. Idk if many Egyptians go to the dentist, but some stars on TV have bad teeth which makes me mad b/c if you're filthy rich fix your teeth lol. I think some of the peoples personal hygiene sucks which makes them look dirty, but if they had good hygiene I think they would look good. Egypt isn't the richest country. It makes me sad to see that you know.
Personality and attitude wise, I think Egyptians are some of the nicest and most caring people ever. They will always help you no matter what. Even if theyre in a sucky situation, they have a smile on their face. The poor ones are the people I admired the most. They had pride and wouldn't accept anything I would give them until I begged. I liked the bawabs kids a lot.
It's not that hard to look good. As long as people take care of themselves you know. Like brush your teeth 3+times a day, shower a lot b/c when I was in egypt the shower was my favorite place, make sure nails are clean (no dirt underneath), brush hair, exercise. I blame illeteracy and our government bleh
Yeah, but I don't hate on ugly ppl like you. I just be nice. No wonder there are lotsa girls with low self esteem bleh.
I just diss on the ugly arrogant jerks. I really hate arrogant guize. The reason girls care about looks in their partners more than guys is cuz you guys look for two seconds and that's it. Idiot.
>b/c when I was in egypt the shower was my favorite place
foreigner proxy fuck off pls
give better ratios if you have them
and link me to source, i love to be more educated
yeah and Egyptians generally have qt facial features
i love how clean and hygienic you are
^ that was a sample nice comment , post time stamped feet and you'll have an average of 4 every thread
Completely. I like the hair textures spanning through MENA. Your women have really rugged and thick hair, with slightly larger hairline, very full/rich colour and wave. Fabulous. If only all women had their hair texture...
?_? lol what?
and yeah I do brush by teeth 3 times a day .-.
In summer I also showered like 4/5 times
>shower when I wake up
>Go to sports club, shower at the end of exercise cuz I'm sweaty bleh
>take an obligatory shower before going in the pool
>take a quick shower to get off chlorine once I get out
>Take a shower/bath once I get home
Lol I guess exotic features always appeal.
Here since thick hair is sorta common ppl think its ugly and like really thin smooth hair tho lol
Are you kidding me? European women go crazy for thick hair. My hair is very, very, nuisance tier thick and I have hairdressers asking me to let it grow so that they could "harvest it" and make extensions. Women here go crazy for hair like pic related
hey assman I need more bants
I made a piece of art according to the Iraqi style. I call it "Assman giving a blowjob"
>shower 5 times a day
that's a lot of showers
15 percent or hills is till the size of mainland Italy, Algeria is 5 times the size of iraq after all.
I've seen better.
But from a close examination on GE it seems like Mountains are only present in the North and North East where Kurds live, hardly 10%, and the desert is non-negligible either, oh well, just my observation.
>pink magic stick
can you get any faggier
imagine the stink
you should clean your cum spoon from time to time
genrich you forgot your tripcode
you mean like this? This is an iraqi gay man.
actually coffee, but damn, you caught my spoon cum fetish
Everyone's crazy haha, they just don't admit it ^__<
Ok, what do you want ?_?
Why don't you keep on annoying anyone else?
I'm like the only person that never said anything bad about your country, bleh .-.
Haha I would trade in my thick hair for thin hair anyday. At least I wouldn't have to iron it everyday bleh I hate curliness lol kinda looks bad on me
yeah I take 1/2 in winter tho lol
EVERYTHING GOT RUINED ANYWAY
I guessed it wouldn't really work out anyway haha. Was just sorta awkard. Plus he's like way older than me and looks even way older than in his pics.
Back to daydreaming about younger qy boys I guess .-.
No .-. We just went out that's all -and please don't count on it I never will on here
I don't think. He's nice to everyone else but me .-.
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,,,,/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ , I Love You .
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Also I can make wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiind.
*cups hand to mouth and blows raspberry in it. sounds like a gunshot* >___<
because they have no respect for themselves it takes long for them to like a man.But when they do like a man they won't let go.I hope you didnt fug her
I remember you how are you man
k den how are you bro
unfortunalety Turks in central asia would rather merge with Russia than Turkey
Do you like Sisi? You dont have to answer if you hate politics
Daily reminder that when glorios nashaan Egypt was creating civilizashaan, your nashaan was throwing rocks at squirrels and hanging from trees
Nah, I was interested in another girl. Fucked that up too ayy lmao
Ya, I was taught to protect my virginity when I was in high school. M8 I'm not even allowed to ride a fucking horse/bike cuz of that.
Sometimes I sorta regret it when I think back bleh
y-you too (._. )
I-I don't understand?_?
He didn't hide it, he told me before we met
only if you promise you will eat indian food while watching a monkey have uncontrolable spaz attacks as it throws spoons at that little doyle on the windowsill @__@
welcome to the club
No I don't like him
here you go, i doxed her
on her date with the german
her on the right