/mena/ - Middle East & North Africa

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I see other people have started posting Khaoula too... it's smart and emjoyable.

ded

D'awww so cute >_< o.o
HK-kun, you should totally msg her and tell her about your feelings .-.

Hey, you! Do you like Israel? Then why not help one autistic Israeli with his autistic project? >>52978058

Hate Israel? Then why not make sure one autistic Israeli stays home during the weekend instead of going out and contributing to the economy of the Zionist Entity? >>52978058

>>52979613
ok I will, "Mona"...

>>52979849
you should have just stuck with posting /isr/ qts yahtzan desu

>>52980398
Post results I guess .-.
Good Luck ^ ^

>>52980851
I might actually consider doing it...

if you explain what you get out of pretending to be a grill on /mena/ desu

Daily reminder to complete void your bladder and to undergo urodynamic studies to detect any pathological retention before engaging in prayer otherwise it will be null and void. An enema wouldn't hurt either.

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>>52978594
Find it funny your yucky countries try to be as white looking as possible because you know you're gross and icky

>>52980985
I didn't get anything out of it m8 .-.
And I am a girl >__>

>>52981174
>tfw health is gonna go to shit anyway because do brazilian jiu jitsu and boxing and can't stop now because people have put expectations and pressure on me to keep doing it
welp

>>52981723
>brazilian jiu jitsu and boxing
Woah m8. Did that begin at the JIDF or out of personal pursuit? I couldn't begin to fathom the strength and willpower it takes to compete in martial arts tournaments.

>>52981761
for self defense (and offense :^) but that's a secret)
I'm scurred because brazilian jiu jitsu gives the risk of breaking your neck and being paralyzed
and boxing gives brain damage over time

>>52981802
1 v1 me pls

>>52981834
p-pls n-no

>>52981802
Then pls stop doing it (especially if it's you Moroccan Jew). We don't want to lose you.

>>52981888
>we
Speak for yourself
>>52981879
B-but we're friends :(

>>52981888
but I have to give off an aggressive violent aura in order to prevent normie bullying :(

>>52981923
ok fine
*teleports behind u*
ur move kid

>>52981610
timestamped feet pix then

only way to end the doubt

basha basha ya basha basha ya basha basha .....
(you) 2aleela temna3 balawy kteera ....
yat3emak ma y7remak 2adr ya kareem
please ana 3eeny fe el(you) de we ele haya7'odha batnoh hatewga3oh... yalaa heh
we ba3deen mafeesh 7ad fakerny leeeh .... ana ha3azel men el/general dh
we law ma a7'adtsh (you)" hamaweet nafsy we zanby fe ra2abtak ya aldonbon ......

>>52981956
Show me where the bullies are and I'll sort them out, m8.

>>52981956
*summons 10 qts*

>>52981966
Do you have a throwaway email? if not I'll post mine .-.

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>>52982100
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.
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Alright guize you can come out of hiding. I'm leaving .-.

>>52982563
I actually enjoy your heartwarming posts (if that counts for something).

It makes these threads very comfy. We need a female among us to keep us in check.

>>52982602
very smooth Sudanbro

>>52982698
T-Thanks 7abibi. I am sorry for stealing your flag design :).

>>52982742
If it is for you s-senpai, then it is fine

>>52982809
Very nice of you 7abibi-kun :)

(sorry, don't know much about anime besides DB Super and Bleach)

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>>52982852
>imblying I even know the two you mentioned

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>>52982895
That's good news, anon. You don't have to suffer through the nonsensical bullshit that drives this forum.

>tfw attracted to Bulma and ashamed to tell my whatsapp anime clique

You're all faggots except that Sudanese poster who is funny.

Samra fuckers.

>>52983014
>except that Sudanese poster who is funny.
Based bro. How's the emirates treating ya?

>>52983084
It's alright but since it's getting hotter I need t

>>52983186
to move somewhere else**
Fucking keyboard

>>52983186
>>52983215
No probs m8, relax. I hope you are as relaxed as I am when I talk to you (its really nice to have a true friend even online).

I know your intelligent and motivated unlike most of us here, so you'll inevitably succeed anywhere you go.

كل عام و انت بخير و ربنا يحقق جميع امانيك و اماني الحاضرين و يكتب ليك السعادة طول عمرك :)

>>52983326
I am relaxed since it's at least "winter", summer makes me want to leave even though it's my homeland.
آمين، ة أتمنالك السعادة في حياتك

>>52983326
Are all sudanese people the nicest people in mena ?
i never met one but you are very nice and polite on internet.
Realy nice, mena should learn from your niceness .

>>52983931
We are potty-trained to be nice and courteous and hospitable as part of our culture, Tunisiabro.

You enter our house or village you stay for lunch or dinner otherwise it's considered an insult.

The American embassy regularly gets treated to a Ramadan breakfast by the locals (and they've even begun competing with each other despite the limited resources.

>>52984007
It's nice to have nice polite people for a change in /mena/, I am new here and whenever I post I get replies about how small my weener and how a citystate my state is.

>>52983931
Them, Yemenis and Mauritanians are the nicest.

I'm not sure if it has to do with being poorer (no offence) but it seems people from these countries are the most generous and hostpitable. We have a Mauritanian ex-student of my dad and he always sends the family Mauritanian fish.

>>52984142
You missed the good old 2013 to early 2014 where the entire ME and NA all-stars assembled. I think they've all transferred to reddit/skype. Fun times.

>>52984184
Thanks Algeribro!

>>52984142
Tough it out Tunisbro, this place has seen better days. Diaspora are ruining this general and acting like absolute shit, just ignore them.

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>>52984257
>You missed the good old 2013 to early 2014 where the entire ME and NA all-stars assembled.
>mfw I was part of that group
>mfw I still think that they were shitty threads back then too
Maybe they were cozier

>>52984585
It was shit but it was our shit at least. There weren't a million heritage fags running around doing their caricature shit.

>>52984585
I wasn't really much of a participant back then. I would just post inflammatory comments around /int/ for the lulz.

Thanks to Australian mentorship, I am now a Tier-1 shit-meme-poster.

>>52984660
> There weren't a million heritage fags running around doing their caricature shit.
Are you kidding? There were plenty of cancer heritage fags. But, Algerian Nordicism wasn't existing back then so you are right.

>>52984664
I see, and yeah the kangaroos told me about that mentorship lol

>>52984142
so Hey my mestiri friend when did you start using 4chins ?

>>52984779
Actually Lebanese and Algerian nordicism existed since ever, the ratio of native-to-heritagefag wasn't nearly as bad either

>>52984184
Is it true that middle eastern cultures have a tradition of giving away things if you complement people on them?

>>52985036
>Lebanese
yeah, plebs were the original "we are not arabs" on /mena/ Algerian nordicism followed later. But yes, there were more native posters.

>>52985511
>Algerian nordicism
it was just wiki warrior u fukin autist

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>>52985671
>Tunisian butthurt
lol

>>52985831
wtf is wrong with u nigga why would i be butthurt

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>>52985036
>Algerian Nordicism
So you want to go back to being tribal blacks running around eating shit?

>>52984870
This year but only found int this week.
I used to lurk his lit and pol

>>52986031
>This year
>2016
Newfaggot out, Lurk more.

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>>52985870
because you are gay

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>>52984660

>muh secret club

>>52978594
Have u guys ever seen someone get beheaded

>>52986608
not yet

>>52986608
Nope

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am I a cancerous poster

mona pls explain, even if you stay under the pseudonym mona. I sent you pictures of me breh, I'm worried.

>>52985321
Yes and no, you might say "go ahead, have it" if someone complements you on something, but you don't really take things.

>>52986608
a goat if that counts

>>52987449
Yes you're a colossal faggot who shall kill himself, you contribute nothing Samra fucker.

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>>52987694
>I sent you pictures of me breh, I'm worried.

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>>52987807

>>52979613

you are the cancer of this board

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>>52987694

>I sent you pictures of me breh, I'm worried.

>>52982100

keli khara kes ekhet sawtik shou m2ayyar

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>>52988268
no bully pls

>>52987694
oh fugg really

I read that U.S. soldiers were being offered cigarettes left and right in Iraq

A friend of mine kept on offering me his jacket after I complimented him on it and he insisted so now I have a nice leather jacket

>>52988424
I mean, it depends on the person, but usually you don't take shit. Congratulations on the jacket though.

Cigarettes are offered to people a lot though, anyone who's a smoker will do that, me included. Unless you're a stingy cunt or your pack is almost over.

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>>52987695
but I contribute qt's and occasional bantz (._. )

>>52978594
yo OP are you a qt Hongkongese or a white boy in Hong Kong. please tell me

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Okay... so I'm thinking of going to Israel tomorrow or the day after. If all goes well and I don't get deported or anything (I've read horror stories about people getting stuck in interrigation for 10 hours) I will then proceed to Jerusalem and later to Jordan and see Petra. Now the plan from here was originally to go to Cairo by land but I heard that the situaiton at Sinai isn't safe enough and I can't seem to find any reliable info about busses that take tourists from Eliat to Cairo. This forces me to go to Amman and take the plane to Beirut first, where I could do some sightseeing, and take the plane from there to Cairo where I obviously want to see the pyramids.

What do you think? Is this a safe journey? I realize Lebanon will be out of the question if the Israeli customs stamp my passport. That's why I fly standby so I won't lose any money by booking flights. Any recommendations that are near my way?

HK anon stays desu

>>52988881
Don't go to Israel before you go to Cairo is my advice, do it the other way round, is my advice. So:

1. Start at Cairo
2. Fly to lebanon
3.Jordan
4. Israel

That's my advice.

So why are u guys writing in american i thought that went against ur religion or sonething lol

>>52989055
I said advice too many times

>>52989055
What makes you say that though? I feel like Israeli border control is the toughest of the bunch so that's why I don't want to go there with a bunch of stamps from Arab countries. The idea is that the Israeli passport control won't stamp my passport but rather a piece of paper. That way Lebanon won't have a problem with me.

And I don't see why Egypt would care as they are at peace with israel?

>>52989086
we're not like other generals, we're not xenophobic

we give others the chance of joining in and shitpost with us

>>52989218
The Israelis are much less likely to see you as hurrdurr a spy because of the stamps on your passport, whereas people in other countries, Egypt for example, might do so. Yes, they are at peace, but everything that's ever happened to Egypt has been blamed on some incarnation of a jewish conspiracy, and so there's definitely a bit of animosity. The Israelis won't bother you nearly as much as the arab nationalities given the stamps in your passport.

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As-salamu alaykum, my name is John Faisal al-Britani.

I’m a 27 year old British muslim (Quran fan for you kafirs). I draw arabic calligraphy on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and reading superior Islamic literature. (Kitab al-Aghani, Kitab Alf Layla wa Layla, the works of Abdullah Yusuf Azzam)

I train with my Scimitar every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through apostates because it is made from pattern welded Damascus steel, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Arabic fluently, both classical and the Levantine dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Arab history and their Sharia code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Saudi Arabia visa, I am moving to Riyadh to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an oil businessman or a mufti for a Sharia Council!

I own several keffiyehs, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Arabia, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Arabic as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Saudi Arabia!

so again what happens when you get a stiffy in a dishdasha because that seems inconvenient

>>52989465

wa-alayki-salaam :3

>>52987694
Yeah I usually delete my emails pretty often and I don't really care. I probz already deleted it :3 plus I kinda already saw what most ppl on /mena/ look like anyway so i don't really see the big deal?
>>52983839
O-ogai .-.

turkish girls are such obnoxious sluts

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>>52990444
>I kinda already saw what most ppl on /mena/ look like anyway
not me

Niggers.

>>52990846
le mysterious man

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>>52991105

>>52990919
go to /maghreb/ rachid

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>>52991180
uh havent seen this one

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>>52991253
>not having a folder of rare pepes

>>52991346
Why would anybody do that?!

>>52991398
collect rare pepes and use them as currency to purchase weapons to fight against Israil Inshallah Alhamdulillah Mashallah

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>>52991398
addiction

>>52991224
Surtout nta

>>52988881
One more thing. Will going from Israel over land to Jordan give me certain type of visa stamp? Like, will the Jordanian stamp show that I came from Israel? Because that would really fuck my trip up as well.

>>52991646
7yatek rahi ki zebbi, makan lah tal3abha mneyek (btw you're probably confusing me with the other algerian)

>>52991689
You won't have much trouble visiting Jordan and maybe west bank
you might even get to visit egypt maybe
but lebanon? I dont think so man

>>52991505
And yet you didnt find a female being willing to have sexual interraction with you
>>52991508
It has to stop

>>52991689
With Jordan nope, but in Lebanon it might get you in some questioning. I'd do what the other lad said, start in Cairo-->Beirut--->Jordan-->Israel and then leave from Tel Aviv

>>52991832
why do you bully me in times of despair?
why do you kick me when I'm down?

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>>52991832
I wish it was that simple

>>52991865
Oh sorry
Tell me please the times you are not in despair!

>>52991826
>>52991839
The question is if there will be any proof of having been to Israel when I arrive in Beirut. There should be no Israeli stamps as it should be on a separate pieace of paper. However, I guess the Jordanian stamp could show some sort of evidence if I travel by land? I don't know.

>>52992019
Idk tbf, but the route I gave is more sensible to me if I were to make the same trip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWzNAhaVeJ0
r8

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>>52988834
gosh anon.

>>52991761
>sand runes

Confirmed 100% nigger.

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my lebanese christianfu,
and you?

>>52990444
>4chan
>nbd
It could've been 2bh, that's why I was worried for a while

>>52992311
John Belushi/10
also shit guitar tone, and sketchy ass playing. treble too high, distinct lack of anything to accentuate guitar, and it sounds like a wanker playing; he has no idea how to use dynamics to his favor. That being said, he can play licks very well.

Still John Belushi/10

>>52992019
I'd rather play it safe than sorry lad, that's why I gave that route, to save you potential trouble. If you want to go ahead with our route feel free to do so breh. It's your trip.

>>52993284
what a /mu/therfucker

What do Arabs generally think of afghan people?

>>52993489
can't stand most of them with their fake musicality and hipster shit 2bh

>>52993546
your girls are pretty qt but age horrendously for some reason

>>52993633
because of the war maybe

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>>52993284
head-fi pls go

>>52993633
you're onto something desu senpai

>>52993785
/mu/ is full of faggots regardless of war or peace

but yes, that may be it, poor country's been fucked since before 1979

>>52993797
>head-fi pls go
If you're staying I will HKanon

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>>52994085

o-ok (._. )

what are you doing right now /mena/?
>watching midget reality tv shows

>>52994423
:^)

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>>52994845
>Watching reality TV
Nigga you're such a time waster do something productive.
What are you, a Levantine woman?

>>52988150
nah u r

>>52995133
no he isn't

>>52995108
I have a couple of hours to spare and I'm reasonably stoned, it's only natural

>>52992466
send me some cute selfies pls and your skype

>>52992466
Weebshit
>>52995469
He posted a pic of his asshair, disgusting.

if I jokingly casually call the qt algerian grill I know habibi will she take it well?
in the context of playful flirting
would she look at me weird?

>>52995582
if she has a dick youre fine

>>52995582
habibti would work better since she's a girl theoretically

>>52995720
>>52995661
shieeet

>>52995582
>will she take it well
no
well maybe if someone elsee deos it, not when it's coming from you

>>52988271
My nigga

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>>52995469
>>52983839

>>52995571
Only because Ahi implied I had no asshair which offended my many asshairs desu

U can post your asshair maybe I'll take a look if u want

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>>52995998
post birds

>>52996119
Can't. On phone and app crashes whenever I try to attach a pic.
Such is life, habibi-senpai.

Fuckng sandniggers and gooks

>>52996324
Go back to your burgers and leech women, americlap. This thread is not for you tbqh(To Be Quite Habibi)

>>52996324
rude t b h

>>52996324
*gives attention*

what are insults that are specific to your area, /mena/

Egypt, for example, has:

يابن المرى العرص
يابن المتناكة
يلعن دين ميتين خالتك

etc.

>>52999353
يا مصري
is the biggest insult you can call someone here

>>52999581
What does it mean?

>>52999353
These are the ones I know lol
Kosomak
yel3an deen omoko *probz worst one?*
hmm nothing else on my mind desu .-.

>>52999353
MIBOUN
I
B
O
U
N

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>>52999581
I should've forseen shitposting

>>52999618
"you egyptian"

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sup my fellow ancients

>>52999618
https://www.google.iq/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=google%20translate

>>52999671
yeah, those I know. I think at this point they're all formulaic with variations using a basic formula

"yel3an deek ommak yabn el marra el 3ars"- for the american anon that's "curse your mother's rooster you son of a pimp mother. (Pimp is derogatory in this sense)

"yabn el labwa" - son of a lioness, lioness also being a derogatory term here because she's fucked.

>>52999700
means faggot right?

>>52999881
Why every single country of the ancient world is shit? New world lads are making us look horrible tbf

>>53000000

>>53000064

because back there we didn't have American or Soviets fucking us up from the inside

The ancient empires (not only the Greek ones) spread culture and progress, whereas today the new empires just enlist an army of minions to satisfy their interests.

Divide et impera

>>53000064
t. Abdullah Muhammad Al-Khaleeji

>>52999881
sup breh are we cool now or do you still resent us for muh circumcision?

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>>53000198
yeah ;_;

>>53000232
>be m*roccan scum
>thinks he's descendant of ancient hebronites

>>53000126
>''wow! you're Iraqi?"
I say that everytime I see an Iraqi who's not dead,like wow nigga you haven't been killed yet wtf lmao

>>53000316
>arab khaleeji thinks anybody but pure 100% samaritans can be true hebrews
lel if I can't be native so can't you, Sadeeqi min al khaleej

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>>53000198
let's remake Alexander's empire as a federal republic and give the middle finger to the world

>>53000126
>why do arabs hate Egypt so much?
They don't. Egypt's pretty important for everybody. It's all good bants because we can take it.

>>53000198
can we be bestest friends again greece? Egypt here.

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>>53000389
>family has been living here for thousands of years
>a m*roccan says I am not native

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>>53000232

the median (over the age of 40) Greek thinks Jews are an evil empire that controls the world and enforces the NWO secretly

the younger ones don't give a shit about those memes, to me personally you're the best ally against the neoOttoman erdogan and his idiot supporters. Plus ashkenazi jews and Greeks share genetic similarities, that practically makes us cousins

>>53000316
>>53000398

>tfw the name of Macedonia was stolen by some bulgarians in denial in our north borders

we gotta come up with a new name and save the day

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>>53000319
40 million and multiplying :^)

>>53000454

We are friends, you helped us during WW2 and we have been traditionally in good terms

You guys are cool tbhfams

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>>53000542
what does the number of dicks in your mom's anus have to do with any of this though

>>53000487
>moroccans, ethiopians, yemenis, iraqis, tunisians, turks, and algerians walk on the soil your ancestors once walked on
>couscous and tajine is eaten where hummus and pita was once eaten
T O P C U C K
top kek

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WHERE THE CUTE LEBANESE GIRLS AT
PIC IS ME, ILL PM YOU

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>>53000632
it's the number of iraqis
you know it's not natural to have dicks in your mother's anus , but i respect your cultural norms

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>>53000753
ugliest leb girl > entire Egyptian population
stay jelly and inferiority complexed

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>>53000881
>Iraqi
time for bants, this is miss iraq

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>>53000763
>but i respect your cultural norms
so you're also gonna stick your dick in your mom's anus?I gotta say 11milion and one dicks is a bit much even for your mom

>>53000587
you too mayne, greece is based af, despite money problems

>>53000398
How about you remake the Akkadian Empire?

>>53000881
no. I already made a post for you explaining why some egyptians are ugly but no stfu

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>>53000951
stay jelly
>>53000983
dude i respect it , but don't force it on me
i respect your traditions in your own country you degenerate miboun fuck

>>53001336
>>53001173
how come egyptian women are so ugly?
moroccan women are qt, tunisian women are qt, lebs palestinians and jordanian women are qt, even iraqi women are qt, and most other arab cunts, but egyptian women are literally all beasts, why?

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>>53001336
>fat face
>hair with no volume
>more eye makeup than a drag queen
>photoshopped
>still fugly

also:
>dem eyes
pic related

<3

>>53001162
too small to be worth anything in modern world
>>53001173
>I already made a post for you explaining why some egyptians are ugly
i don't remember your shit desu

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>>53001336
miss iraq has a really weird skull and she only looks qt on myspace angles
and she has literally no ass
i think the other contestants were more attractive
upside, shes pale with semi rare eye colour

>>53001430
>but egyptian women are literally all beasts, why?
idk man but glad you know the truth about Egyptians

>tfw wanted cute leb girls and you guys started talking about ugly egiptian ones
Come on lads help me here at least post cute girls

>>53001576
visited egypt
never ever ever ever ever again

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>>53001644
Here have a qtie

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>>53001479
>posts the national Egyptian fetish and blames it on me

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>egyptian women
>all ugly
pls

>>53001575
they only gave her the title coz she's turkmen as consolidation because isis have a hobby of bombing their villages day and night and threw them south

>>53001575
looks somewhat like my friend

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>>53001696
iraqi """"""""""""""a""""""rt""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>52989465
If this isn't pasta, why didn't you write this in Arabic instead then?

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>>53001492
>too small to be anything worth
You'll hit 40 million people in no time
Iraq is not a small country, and with the right approach, it could be among top 25 in terms of economy size. The country has risen several spots since the war was over. It will keep rising
Give it time

>>53001430
You shouldnt be one to talk about ugliness. No one is ugly and every human out there is gorgeous no matter what race
.

>>53001800
its the ken-sama pasta

>>53001796
m8 I went to alexandria library b4 w fe exhibitions m5sosa lel art 3ala l zbala.
"fananeen" beylemo zbala w yrbotoha f ba3d w y7toha f large exhibitions. Was disgusting desu

>>53001701
that's a fucking man
>h-hot
>>53001796
but it's good !

>>53001928
>b4 w fe exhibitions m5sosa lel art 3ala l zbala.
>"fananeen" beylemo zbala w yrbotoha f ba3d w y7toha f
Are you having a stroke lmao

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>>53001701

>>53001820
That's a fugging ebin statue m8.
Where is it located? I assume it's next to a library, but couldn't find where.

>>53001901
t-ty
shamefur dispray

>>53001823
is it you Mona?
you're literally a shallow whore who constantly talks about wanting hot attractive guys and dissing ugly guys

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>>53001820
keep in mind
40% are desert
20% are frozen mountains
>>53001823
>No one is ugly and every human out there is gorgeous no matter what race
t. pic related

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>>53000951
Looks like there was no miss.

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>>53001575
>>53001789
>>53001701
Here's Croatia's current Miss
She's 178cm tall. Most of the women in this region are no less than 174cm

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>>53001928
kan fee ree7a?

>>53001989
>it's good

pic related


>>53002047
who dis

>>53002145
would pay substantial dowry for/10

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>>53002112

>>53002226
>kan fee ree7a?
from her not from the exhibition ahahahahaha #rekt

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>>53002074
>40% are desert
>20% are frozen mountains
Did that stop the King of Kings to build huge monuments to human vanity and fill the region with water through bloody irrigation projects that killed tens of thousands of people? Think big, my friend

>>53002057
Civic Center, SF California

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>>53002275
these bants are prime cut bants

>>53002226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiQw8K9g69w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQh1FQFevYc

>>53002005
Foreigner plz leave
>>53002074
>>53001492
*sigh*
I just said most Egypshaans have great genes. Once they learn to care about their looks they're killas haha >_< but Idk but I did notice the bad teeth and that really bothered me. Idk if many Egyptians go to the dentist, but some stars on TV have bad teeth which makes me mad b/c if you're filthy rich fix your teeth lol. I think some of the peoples personal hygiene sucks which makes them look dirty, but if they had good hygiene I think they would look good. Egypt isn't the richest country. It makes me sad to see that you know.

Personality and attitude wise, I think Egyptians are some of the nicest and most caring people ever. They will always help you no matter what. Even if theyre in a sucky situation, they have a smile on their face. The poor ones are the people I admired the most. They had pride and wouldn't accept anything I would give them until I begged. I liked the bawabs kids a lot.

It's not that hard to look good. As long as people take care of themselves you know. Like brush your teeth 3+times a day, shower a lot b/c when I was in egypt the shower was my favorite place, make sure nails are clean (no dirt underneath), brush hair, exercise. I blame illeteracy and our government bleh
>>53002070
Yeah, but I don't hate on ugly ppl like you. I just be nice. No wonder there are lotsa girls with low self esteem bleh.
I just diss on the ugly arrogant jerks. I really hate arrogant guize. The reason girls care about looks in their partners more than guys is cuz you guys look for two seconds and that's it. Idiot.

>>53002074
>40% are desert
>20% are frozen mountains
generous ratios

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>>53002430
same person

>>53002513
>b/c when I was in egypt the shower was my favorite place
foreigner proxy fuck off pls
>>53002590
give better ratios if you have them
and link me to source, i love to be more educated

>>53002513
Basic hygiene is a great part of beauty, especially later on, but most of it goes away on certain, almost universal features we humans like

>>53002776
>53002776
Algeria's got to be what, 85% desert....correct me if I'm wrong
I'd say your standings are good...

>>53002513
>3+times a day

lmao

>>53002943
Yeah I guess, but you get my point

>>53003035
Maybe our Egyptian friend likes the taste of antifreeze in his mouth? Don't be rude

>>53003103
yeah and Egyptians generally have qt facial features
i love how clean and hygienic you are
^ that was a sample nice comment , post time stamped feet and you'll have an average of 4 every thread

>>53003035
>>53003154
after every meal malakas

>>53003103
Completely. I like the hair textures spanning through MENA. Your women have really rugged and thick hair, with slightly larger hairline, very full/rich colour and wave. Fabulous. If only all women had their hair texture...

>>53003035
?_? lol what?
and yeah I do brush by teeth 3 times a day .-.
In summer I also showered like 4/5 times
>shower when I wake up
>Go to sports club, shower at the end of exercise cuz I'm sweaty bleh
>take an obligatory shower before going in the pool
>take a quick shower to get off chlorine once I get out
>Take a shower/bath once I get home
>>53003269
Lol I guess exotic features always appeal.
Here since thick hair is sorta common ppl think its ugly and like really thin smooth hair tho lol

>>53003367
you're one crazy bitch

>>53000487
IF YOURE REALLY AN ANCIENT HEBREW T9 WHY NOT BTFO THE HUSSEINIS WHO ARENT? INB4 MUH ISLAM

>>53003390
and a liar
went to an art exhibition of garbage and was the worst smelling thing there, 4 showers my ass

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>>53003367
Are you kidding me? European women go crazy for thick hair. My hair is very, very, nuisance tier thick and I have hairdressers asking me to let it grow so that they could "harvest it" and make extensions. Women here go crazy for hair like pic related

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hey assman I need more bants

I made a piece of art according to the Iraqi style. I call it "Assman giving a blowjob"
>>53003367
>shower 5 times a day
what man

that's a lot of showers

>>53003367
MONA QUIT FUCKING NAZIS ITS ASSUR

>>53002994
15 percent or hills is till the size of mainland Italy, Algeria is 5 times the size of iraq after all.

>>53002776
I've seen better.

But from a close examination on GE it seems like Mountains are only present in the North and North East where Kurds live, hardly 10%, and the desert is non-negligible either, oh well, just my observation.

>>53003538
THEYRE MUD BATHS LIKE EVERY KHANZEERA TAKES

>>53003719
I wasn't discussing the size of Algeria but the size of its desert. There are countries larger than Algeria and Iraq, that have arable land the size of both Iraq and Algeria...

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>>53003702
>pink magic stick
can you get any faggier
>>53003762
ew
imagine the stink

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>>53003702
you should clean your cum spoon from time to time

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>>53003709
>>53003762
genrich you forgot your tripcode


>>53003867
you mean like this? This is an iraqi gay man.

>>53003884
actually coffee, but damn, you caught my spoon cum fetish

>>53003867
I DONT NEED TO, PREVAILING WINDS BRING THE ODOR ALL THE WAY HERE

>>53003390
Everyone's crazy haha, they just don't admit it ^__<
@53003538
Ok, what do you want ?_?
Why don't you keep on annoying anyone else?
I'm like the only person that never said anything bad about your country, bleh .-.
>>53003560
Haha I would trade in my thick hair for thin hair anyday. At least I wouldn't have to iron it everyday bleh I hate curliness lol kinda looks bad on me
>>53003702
yeah I take 1/2 in winter tho lol
>>53003709
FUCK YOU
EVERYTHING GOT RUINED ANYWAY

>>52988881
You can't enter Lebanon after you had your passport stamped by Israel.

Leave the kikes for last

>>53003945
I DONT EVEN NEED IT EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM

>>53003970
>everything got ruined anyway
do tell pls

also 1/2 in winter
Isn't it windy as shit in alex?

>>53003999
POST YOUR WAR FACE FAGGOT

>>53003970
YOU MEAN HE TRIED GASSING YOUR PUSSY ON THE FIRST DATE? THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR DATING THE ETERNAL GOY, MIRL

POST NUDES

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>>53001823
>>53002513
>>53003367
>>53003970

>>53003970
>Why don't you keep on annoying anyone else?
ive heard he likes you q⌐■ᴥ■p

>>53003947
i'm praying the wind blows west forever

>>53004043
IM ON MOBILE BUT ITS IN THE ARCHIVE FROM THE THREAD I OP'ED LAST WK AND CAN ALSO BE GOOGLED

T. GENRIKH STEALIN-YO-BITCH YAGODA

>>53004136
EVENTUALLY ITLL CIRCLE THE GLOBE AND HIT IRAQ THOUGH

I ANTICIPATE IMMEDIATE SURRENDER OF ALL SIDES IN THE CURRENT CONFLICT AS WELL AS PAST CONFLICTS

>>53004247
maybe isis will leave us once the stink hit them

>>53004247
>t. not a clue about weather physics
you went to public school?

>>53004298
THEY ACTUALLY ARE RESISTENT BECAUSE THEIR OWN STENCH COMPETES

THE FACT THAT THE STENCH IS FEMALE AND THEREFORE HARAM MAY RESULT IN MASS SUICIDES HOWEVER

>>53004302
PLEASE EXPLAIN PROFESSOR ANON

>>53004043
I guessed it wouldn't really work out anyway haha. Was just sorta awkard. Plus he's like way older than me and looks even way older than in his pics.
Back to daydreaming about younger qy boys I guess .-.
>>53004058
No .-. We just went out that's all -and please don't count on it I never will on here
>>53004123
I don't think. He's nice to everyone else but me .-.

>>53004397
i'm gonna need a gas mask

>>53004433
AND ALSO CZECHEM

>>53004478
YOURE GONNA NEED MORE THAN ONE IM AFRAID

>>53004477
HOW ABOUT SENDING THEM BY EMAIL?

YOU DIDNT FUCK RIGHT? GOOD GIRL

>>53004433
nice digits
life coaching 10x 1h= 120$
duty free

hello am i welcome

>>53004602
HOW ABOUT I FUCK YOUR SISTER AND WE CALL IT EVEN

>>53004607
OF COURSE

WERE BIG FANS OF TURAN HERE

>>53004740
where are you from
and why are you writing caps lock on

>>53004702
im not kidding tho, i'll let you think about it.

>>53004607
yes brother

>>53004780
I AM FROM THE HORDE

I WRITE IS CAPS LOCK BECAUSE THERE WERE NO LOWERCASE LETTERS IN OLD TURKISH RUNES

>>53004821
I NEED THAT MONEY TO PAY MONA'S JIZYA TO ISIS

>>53004860
thanks mane
are you the nice iraqi anon or the dickhead iraqi anon
>>53004880
kek true dat

>>53004174
I'll look it up nigger

>>53004477
how old was he?

>>53004607
why are turkish women so clingy? One of them liked me despite my visible autism and that made me deeply uncomfortable

>>53004780
it has to do with autism I think but I'm not sure

>>53004607
Only if you post pix of kiraz mevismis ayaz ^ ^
>>53004563
No I didn't .-. I wasn't planning to anyways. We just went out for a dinner and we talked about random stuff

>>53004951
i am nice

>>53004951
TURAN CHOK YASHA!

>>53004937
buy my wisdom and all the treasures of the world will fall straight into your lap

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>>53004962
He's 32

>>52978594
What's up muslims

>>53004999
IF YOU WENT ON A DATE WITH ME WOULD WE FUCK OR WOULD I HAVE TO RAPE YOU?

>>53004999
ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
WHOM HAVE YOU FUCKE SO FAR?

>>53005056
what's up dog. How is it going ?

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.
.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,__
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ *_) . -------
,,,,, _,—-,_/,,/ , RAWR Means .
,,,,/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ , I Love You .
_/…(…|.(…|) , In Dinosaur .
/__.-|_|–|_|
;)

Also I can make wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiind.

*cups hand to mouth and blows raspberry in it. sounds like a gunshot* >___<

>>53005022
YOUR SISTER IS THAT VALUABLE? ILL BUY IT FOR FREE

>>53005176
cancer

>>53005054
how do you hide being 32?
>>53005056
what's up Bertie?

>>53005176
consider terminating your life

>>53005153
why do you think she showers so much?
(ง⇀‿‿↼)ง

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>>53004962
because they have no respect for themselves it takes long for them to like a man.But when they do like a man they won't let go.I hope you didnt fug her
>>53004964
I remember you how are you man
>>53004999
Pic related?
>>53005005
k den how are you bro
>>53005021
unfortunalety Turks in central asia would rather merge with Russia than Turkey
>>53005176
Do you like Sisi? You dont have to answer if you hate politics

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Daily reminder that when glorios nashaan Egypt was creating civilizashaan, your nashaan was throwing rocks at squirrels and hanging from trees

>>53005221
re-evaluat-o-lution your life today..?

>>53005275
BECAUSE SHE DOESNT HAVE SWEAT GLANDS

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>>53005282
Nah, I was interested in another girl. Fucked that up too ayy lmao

>>53005282
WELL THEN ASK MONGOLIA TO INVADE THEM AGAIN

>>53005346
she cools thru panting, you mean?

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>>53005346

>>53005436
SHE COOLS THROUGH ROLLING IN MUD WHICH SHE CALLS BATHING

>>53005416
where were you from btw?
I messed one up bad too 2 days ago
feelsbadman
>>53005417
Your caps lock is starting to trigger my autism tbqh

>>53005496
FINALLY A NUDE PIC!

>>53005554
ORKHON ISNT SUPPORTED BY UNICODE

>>53005557
don't repost ok, she trusted me with it

>>53005322
>hey guys lets let people suffer immeasurably to build a pyramid

>heh, bro, what we gonna eat today?


civilization is overrated desu

>>53005627
OK MY LIPS ARE SEALED

>>53003367
post a pic of yourself

>>53005554
Egypt

Girl is a huge egyboo 2bh. I feel you though man.

>Go out on a date with a girl
>take wallet out to pay
>forget that I had 2 condoms in wallet
>drop them both
>h-ha ha

>>53005702

;)

>>53005153
Ya, I was taught to protect my virginity when I was in high school. M8 I'm not even allowed to ride a fucking horse/bike cuz of that.
Sometimes I sorta regret it when I think back bleh
>>53005229
y-you too (._. )
>>53005232
I-I don't understand?_?
He didn't hide it, he told me before we met
>>53005249
only if you promise you will eat indian food while watching a monkey have uncontrolable spaz attacks as it throws spoons at that little doyle on the windowsill @__@
>>53005282
O-ogai *__*
welcome to the club
No I don't like him

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>>53005710
here you go, i doxed her
family pic

>>53005762
NICE BOX

ITS LIKE THE INTERNET IS RUN BY PERSIANS

>>53005831
then how were you surprised by his age?

>>53005831
I WOULD FUCK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU ASSUMING YOURE REAL

DO YOU MASTURBATE?