/asean/

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OVERDO IT DONT TELL ME YOU BLEW IT

>>52938299
Is that jillrose?

pertamax

>>52938321
>listening meme music

>>52938299
where's tomislav?

Thanks mememaker for the blake and Joko memes
They are appreciated always

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I'M NOT LIKE YOU I'M JUST FUCKED UP

Just saw Norkek with his gf, he looks gay as fuck lol

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>befriend the gf of a scumbag
>girl gets comfy and opens up on me
>not happy with relationship
>guy is an asshole and want to get even on him
>asked her on a "friendly" date
>end up making out inside my car

>>52938391
I don't know why but I always like your posts, Indonesian Slipknot poster

>>52938345
wtf
is that real?

>>52938486
R-rude :(

>>52938542
t.recto

this year is the year i get my qt chink gf
mark my word

>>52938321
>>52938391
you must be 18 or over to post on this site joko

>>52938321
>>52938391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdaB__Xcbm0

Same guys?

I really dont know about them, just from some classmate of mine who has a murder list

>>52938646

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfzOe34fHh4

>>52938486
Pls delet this

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>>52938568
>tfw checked my ex-crush in high-school
>tfw she turned out to be xtremely qt

JUST RIP MY FACE OFF AND PEE IN IT

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Its been months since there were news stories about emerging ISIS cells here in SEA. How come we're not MidEast 2.0 yet?

>>52938486
fuck you. I'd want you to say that to me in my face. I'd beat you up you fucking manlet faggot.

>>52938766
niggers dare to threaten us.
and ITS A FUCKING ARAP, what a fucking surprise

>>52938486
Post pics so we can deliberate if his >>52938816
anger is acceptable

>>52938766
The budget for fiscal year 2016 has not been finalised yet. Abu Joko al Indonesi screwed up as usual, again.

>>52938760
kek

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Rate

Based
i
n
a
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girl

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>>52938881
Pls stop funding our terrorists

nigger

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I'm still trying create a decent flip in gta, which looks better and more like a flip? Bald or hair?

>>52938881
Pls stop funding our terrorists and be my tsong instead

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>>52939234
pinoys are white

>>52939234
left looks like a junkie chicano and right one looks like a lighter skinned street pooper.

the stylist looks unique doe, a one of a kind, emo nigger.

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>Less Flip Shitposters
>PC is kill

>>52939459
Straight Outta Tondo

Test

test

>>52940003
>>52939977
> t.est

>>52940024
baka desu senpai

>>52940024
t.est.is

>>52940045
Damn it the other thread lied about fukushima removing the filter

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watching anime right now

cara mutihin kontol gimana ya?

>>52940145
Mandi biar daki hilang

>>52939459
> t. ondo

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>>52940132
>safari
>skype
>chrome
>antivirus

>>52940145
>>52940182
REKT

>>52940182
gosokin kontol gue biar dakinya ilang dong

>>52940132
>streaming

>>52940369
>downloading porn
for vvhat pvrpose

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>>52940369
>>52940272
hmp bules

>>52940145
>423.74 views
What is happening?

>>52938542
>>52938557
> t. rue

>>52940570
t.Davao

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>>52940508
wut

>>52938486
NO

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>2016
nothing changed

I love you all /asean/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOIY8YKBTKc

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>>52941376

>>52941376
My first "I love you" this year
Thanks anon,I love you too

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>>52941376
oh god my boner

>>52940132
>windows10
>streaming
>norton
>chrome
>skype
>apple phone

Get out of my board casual scum

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>>52941855
:(

>>52942454
Why are you still awake anon?

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>>52943048
he's waiting for midnight /asean/ ERP like everyone who comes here at night

>>52943048
integration

Who is Blake and Joko

>>52943477
fuck off impostor.

>>52940132
>anime
>watching

literally kill yourself baka desu senpai

>>52938486
I haven't been outside today lmao
Nice try

Also, stop the memes of me

>>52943520
delete this impostor

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>2016
>Filipinos are still Christians
>Why are you guys so racist?
>Why can't you accept Allah like dem Swedes and Germans?

>>52943520
>>52943693
>>52943896

This is not funny at all. Stop it guys

>>52944292
we have almost 10 million muslims,that's 3x the white population of europe

>>52943477
Plz respond
Tulog na :3

Pasta with sweet fucking pasta sauce is probably the most disgusting thing I have ever had, jesus christ

>>52944761
How's your first time in the Philippines, joe

>>52944849
padede naman miss :3

>>52944292
<2016
<greentext faggot
<overused unoriginal joke
<162839271.jpg meme

Why are Malaysian posters such cancerous fucks

>>52944962
why dont you dede yor pais

>>52944962
>t. sex tourist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVmIBlZlNv0
Kathryn in my waifu

>>52945264
Isn't she INC
Has she been expelled yet?

>>52944979
>2016
>still buttmad at comments on a Taiwanese cartoon forum
reddit is a safe space for you friend

why are myanmar,laos and cambodia so lame now? they used to have have empires and shit

>>52946146
Communism

t. rump

Help

>>52948211
with what?

>>52948271
I need somebody

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>>52948526
ok

mga bayot mo

>>52948644
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down

>>52946146
>WE WUZ EMPIRES AND SHIT

>Be me go out with friends on New Year's Eve
>Party at the club all night
>All my friends had girlfriends with them and I don't
>TFW all their girlfriends are simply average looking

I pray that this year will be the year I'll have gfriend


Remember to pray for me in masjid and gereja m8s ;_;

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Herro

>>52950183
lower your standards and everything would be easier than usual tbqhwymlf (to be quite honest with you mate lad fa m)

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>>52950253
look at this /east asian/! You seem lost, Kim.

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>>52944654
>10 million muslims
you got that from Wikipedia, that doesn't even say the sources where that figure came from. According to Philippines Statistics Authority, Muslims only constitute around 4.6%.

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>he uses the gregorian calendar

>>52953072
>he

>not watching documentaries about history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g8NpQsmxj4

>>52953407
I'm sorry she, typo on my phone :^)

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Just leaving this here

>>52955398
t. probinsyafag

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I'm going back to Portsmouth tomorrow, Uni is back on Monday :(

>>52958332
I gonna start on a job on monday also.
Pls give tips in hiding my power level inii-chan.

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>>52958574
be assertive, to your group mates. Always take the lead, when there's a task make sure you're the first one that proposes a course of action. That'll get you up the promotion ladder quickly.

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>>52955398
>wanting them vs us regional mentality
>wanting to cut off support from Manila to poorer regions
The solution is clearly not federalism. Federalism won't work in a country where everyone is too different. You're essentially giving powers to separatist Moros by going federalism, the UK and Spain has done similar things with Scotland and Catalan and has deebly regretted it.

We could create a system where it's between federalism and unitary systems, like in England. Where politicians are elected into the legislature not because they got the most vote, but because they won on a specific constituency/province. Each province/constituency gets one representative in the legislature. All of them vote on laws that affect the entire country, but the implementation is left to regional/county councils. County councils are made up of the representatives from certain constituencies and independent experts and they ensure that laws are implemented and they oversee the the day to day running of their county/region. So for example, take Caraga under the English system we would have a Caraga council and it would have 6 representatives from the 5 provinces/constituencies and 1 from the independent city. So, If the legislature passed a law saying we must now collect trash 2 times a week the county council would follow that, but they could set the dates on when they will collect the trash. Governments would also be elected based on the amount of representatives they get.

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part 2

Also, there should be two people for Head of State and Head of Government. We could have a Monarch or a President as Head of State and a Prime Minister as Head of Government who also sits in the legislature. A politician will not be able to run for PM, if he did not win a seat in the legislature.

If this system is implemented, political brand names like Aquinos, Estrada, Binay, etc. Wouldn't be so relevant anymore, therefore chocking all political families slowly. Simply because the more meaningful political parties would replace them. Governments would not be elected into power because of personalities, it would be because of parties that get the most seats. This would lead to parties choosing their candidates wisely and will make sure that the candidate they choose to run in a constituency/province would be a competent one rather than a famous one, but has no skills.

>this system has been developed by nearly 400 years of constantly evolving parliamentary democracy
>older than shitty americuck's balkanisation system

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buming for yuri nation

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normies wake up

>>52958332
>>52960127
>>52960358
>>52960417
>>52960753
>>52960837
>>52961422
>>52962887
>>52963908
kys fag

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>>52963956
I'm not a fag

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please name one (1) thing wrong with this

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>>52964752
That boy has breasts, that doesn't make sense. Boys don't have breast, only women get breast.

[Spoiler] this will trigger the feminist and SJW [/Spoiler] :^)

Here's a little riddle.

Which dragon rise at 12,
enters into a chasm that is too small for all of its body to fit in,
tries to enter anyways and,
incinerates the chasm with its breath of fire when enraged and frustrated it cannot fully fit?

>>52965883
My dragon

My 13 year old sister is skyping with niggers

What do?

>>52955398
>dynasties are not supported by federalism
>dutdut is from a political dynasty

Come back when you have a better argument about peddling your shitty wares, faggot.

>>52967664
give skype to us

>>52967664
Yo who u calling nigga at?
Imma fuck yo sister ass and made u watch u punk little ass bitch

>>52955398
>t.raitor
>t.reason

>>52967664
lynch the niggers

>>52939459
thank the fucking god


pero sayang hindi pa sila nasama sa nasunog, umalis na lang sana sila dito sa tondo

>>52969049
>Dagupan Ext.
>Raja Bago
>Maria Guizon


Holy shit this incident was near our fucking house.

>>52967664
Watch her whip watch her nae nae

>someone you know marries a foreigner
how do you feel?

>>52970444
>t.ourist

>>52970444
Good, as our genepool will be enriched

I'm an sex tourist /asean/.

And brown girls want to fuck sex tourists. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to sex tourists who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her white tourist friend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always serve me?

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>There are people shilling for Dutdut right now
>FOR FREE

>>52970787
Why do you people hate him? Are you supporting Roxas or Binay? I'm just wondering

>>52970761
good post

Is Dutdut being gommunist just a meme or reality?

>>52971109
>t.rue

>>52970761
Delet this, Blake.

>>52971159
Who is Blake and Joko

>>52971204
>t. Blake and Joko the sextourists

>>52970761
Nice pasta m8.

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It's my birthday today
Give me (You) please

52971358

>>52971204
t. Jun Jun

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>>52971358
Here is your (You) give me one too please.

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>>52971069
Im supporting Poe cause USA will have a reason to back us up against Chinks and Muslim.

>>52971109
>Dutdut wins
>Islamic Gommunism and us being slaves to China

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeuyImeHgiw

>>52971358
I will give you (You) after all
Happy birthday

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>>52971390
How rude!
>>52971458
>>52971500
(You)

>>52971234
Wow very rude

>>52971723
>t. sextourist Blake

>>52971789
Wow very rude

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>>52971846
Do we /asean/ surrender our women to the white man?

>>52972035
Only if you choose to

Only dirty cunts are sex tourists

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test

>>52971475
I'm supporting Poe too but I don't think we're voting her for the same reason. I am not into statehood.

>>52960358
>Federalism won't work in a country where everyone is too different. You're essentially giving powers to separatist Moros by going federalism, the UK and Spain has done similar things with Scotland and Catalan and has deebly regretted it.
>discusses shit he doesn't know about
>he thinks his TV """knowledge""" is actual knowledge
retarded diaspora pls go

>>52972527
muh memeralism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozApnHEW1E8

>>52971475
>Im supporting Poe cause USA will have a reason to back us up against Chinks and Muslim.
>implying the US will not support any country in SEA to keep the Chinese in check
>implying they care about our muslim insurgency
>>52972452
>votes a literal who to presidency
>votes a literal who to presidency who has literally no experience in governance
>votes a literal who to presidency whose first real government job is in the legislature
>votes a literal who to presidency who has no experience in an executive setting
>votes a literal who
I'm convinced that the majority of Philippine posters in /asean/ are:

1. intentionally posting logical fallacies
2. underaged
3. uneducated

Would explain why a lot of us were mad when "I got into UP and you didn't" was going on ITT a few months back

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>>52971109
It's quite exaggerated but albeit the memes, it's true. He doesn't have problems with the communists, which is a fucking problem because ALL of the communist parties here are fucking retarded (i.e. raise the wage by P125, say no to APEC etc.) and are the vandals of these random wall signs everywhere in the Philippines, another reason is that he's primarily using China as an example that communist countries can be progressive too, which is ridiculous because China is more of a capitalist than a communist, China uses these "communist principle" if it's forcibly using law against its citizens, which is a huge violation of human rights YET it fits Duterte's ideology perfectly. Lastly, he welcomes all kinds of muslims in the country, ALL fucking kinds of muslims. Shia, Shiite, Sunni etc. and you think that wouldn't create some kind of tension between these beliefs? Moreover, a lot of people here are scared of the muslims because they threaten to kill anybody who touches their daughter, disagrees with them, threatens their business etc., having the muslims integrate in a Christian-majority country is asking for a civil war. If these muslims and christians live together, then there's no doubt that there will be an ISIS 2.0 happening here in the Philippines.


People want Duterte as the president because they want someone to discipline them since they can't do it themselves. Other than that, it's just Manny Pinol who's doing all the PR for Duterte.


I'm really hoping that the only sane candidate, which is Grace Poe, would win the election.

>>52972658
Rather than voting a guy who will completely destroy the Philippines, I'd rather vote for a literal who.

>>52972763
Being a communist by itself is not illegal in the Philippines. What is illegal is participation in illegal activities connected to communism (in our setting: fucking with the government). You can literally be a card carrying member of the Communist Party of the Philippines and not be arrested as long as you're not part of the New People's Army (but let's be real, that goes hand in hand most of the time.)

>People want Duterte as the president because they want someone to discipline them since they can't do it themselves.
We lack discipline so much that all you just mentioned are acceptable collateral damage lel

>>52972822
>let's vote a literal who that is sure to lead the country nowhere
>let's not vote a dictator in the making who is at least sure to make people disciplined
No pain no gain fag

itt poetards and dutertards
i'm out

>>52972889
So its neither nowhere or balkanization with memertre

>>52972889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7jyIL4Xdy0

Reminder

>>52972924
>let's discuss anime
>let's engage in escapism
>let's engage in ERP
KYS

>>52972949
>balkanization
>implying that will happen
>implying the Filipinos have the same temperament as slavs
>he thinks political processes can be analyzed separate from the population where it is happening
KYS too

>>52971358
(You) now fuck off back to reddit and beg for upvotes

>>52972949
>balkanization with memertre

Federalism is not balkanization, why do you keep insisting that we're going to be separated into different countries with federalism?

>>52973002
Our commie here is not tied to the country itself its more of a regionalism sentiment. we want our own nation Dutdut is basically promising that

you should try spending you time in the provinces


>temperament as slavs
we are probably 10x that

>>52973065
>why do you keep insisting that we're going to be separated into different countries with federalism?
because he's one of the above >>52972658

>>52973065
Don't be dumb. Secession is the endgame here.

Anyone still have that PSA with the pedo australian?

>>52939335

The stylist is like the most German looking black guy ever.

>>52973065
Cause we are not the US. we have no patriotism to keep us together

explain yourself Filipinos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCG4hdoPoI-poNDKA5Winxg

>>52973098
>Secession is the endgame here.


Metro Manila holds majority of the Philippines' running economy. There won't be bunch of idiots who would choose secession than being part of the Philippines.

>>52973123
>we have no patriotism to keep us together


Then let's have Manny Pacquiao fight boxing again. Problem solved : - )

>>52973083
>Our commie here is not tied to the country itself its more of a regionalism sentiment.
Wrong. It's geography. Do you know why they call joining the gommies as "mamumundok"? It's because the north has a lot of mountains with dense forestry where it is easy to hide. That's why there's a lot of gommunist activity where there are a lot of mountains. Same thing for the ASG in the south. Lots of jungles.

>temperament as slavs
Also wrong. If you have an elementary knowledge of Philippine history you will see that violent uprising of the Filipino people are few and far in between. It usually takes a long time for the Filipino society to react to oppression and shit. Filipinos must be cornered before they will fight; if there is a way out that will obviate fighting they will take that way out. We just dont want trabble

>300 years to uncuck the country from spain
>gets cucked by the US immediately after

East European history on the other hand is marked by war throughout its existence, even among themselves because slavs just like to fuck shit up.

>>52973221
>300 years to uncuck the country from spain
Maybe because we weren't treated as slaves to begin with but just a 2nd class citizen?

>gets cucked by the US immediately after
And gave us education, infrastructure, better standards of living etc.

>>52973273
The point that I am trying to make is that slavs will fuck your shit up if you mess with their clay.

Filipinos are not like slavs in that regard because we can share. If treated right Filipinos will grow complacent.

Therefore, just because we switched to a federal form of government does not mean the separate regions will pull away because of a lot of other factors that I am sure you will not understand. What I am sure that you might grasp is this: Filipinos like to share, in general.

Ever heard of the stereotype "don't compliment a Filipino on something you don't want to take home because they will give it to you"? Yeah that has basis.

>>52973221
I also imply the island divide when I meant regionalism.

You obviously just see the "commies" as mountian rebels, a lot of our local given are ready jump off the ship and build thier own. And now thanks to duterte we might do it without even fighting like the balkans

Bicol and Benguet are just itching

>>52973357
Hey anon you have a nice sister!

>>52973375
And don't even get started on Cebu.

>>52973375
>a lot of our local given are ready jump off the ship and build thier own
As someone who has worked and lived with literal people who coddle guerrillas (and also the guerrillas themselves) I can tell with absolute certainty that you are full of shit. They just want, like any other sane person, to live and work in peace. It's just the higher ups that keeps on making these decisions which leads to pew pew between the government and them. They just want to be left alone, both by government soldiers and the guerrillas. Why do you think guerrillas eventually defect to the AFP? Because they're sick of the shit they have to put up with.

>>52973385
Take it, it's all yours my friend :)

Eh putang ina nyo kung magsapakan na lang kaya tayo? Puro satsat eh, suntukan na lang para tapos na ha

>>52973543
> t. anga

>>52973543
>suntukan nalang tayo
>implying you wouldn't get btfo even there

>>52973455
This is more than just guerilla problems

>>52973574
>>52973602
Lalaban ka ha? Isang suntok ka lang pre

>>52973635
> t. imang

>>52973654
Saan ka nakatira ha? Nandito ako ngayon sa Alabang, hihintayin lang kita. Susuntokin agad kita pagbaba mo ng jeep ha

>>52973619
But it is the most important problem that needs to be solved first.

>people trying to live life
>gets charged revolutionary taxes
>people trying to stay away from trouble
>NPA kills or torture them on suspicion of being AFP informants
>people trying to start businesses
>NPA torch their shit
>government makes infrastructure for basic services
>NPA torch their shit
It is a cancer that must be stopped so that the other problems may then be addressed.

>>52973635
>Lalaban ka ha? Isang suntok ka lang pre
Suntokin ko na lang nanay o kapatid mo sa puke gamit ang aking burat

>>52973455
>They just want to be left alone, both by government soldiers and the guerrillas.


Like I said we want to jump off the ship and build our own. Duterte can provide that.

>>52973684
> t. arantado

>>52973701
>wanting to be left alone by guerrillas and soldiers is the same as wanting to start your own state
lel idiot

I'm also sure there will be sensible people with influence in those areas that will be against it since they know they cannot thrive, even survive, if they secede. Just because they're from the same area doesn't mean they're as shortsighted and retarded like you famtbh

>>52973694
Local gov believed separating themselves can solve that problem.

>>52973694
>people trying to start businesses
>NPA torch their shit

Nah, they're just going to charge you with their taxes. After that, they'll leave you alone for a while. Funny thing is, because of NPA's dominance in northern Luzon, there are a lot of people who pretends to be part of the NPA and charge people taxes all the fucking time, it's scary. If you don't pay NPA their taxes, they'll shoot you dead in public.

>>52973757
NPA are seen as freedom fighters.
Their loyalty is to their region not the country.
you really should start spending your time in the rural areas.

>>52973764
NPA here are farmers looking for due compensation mostly

While in Mindanao and Visayas seperatist

>NPA
>"Freedom"
>"fighters"

>>52973881
They want what is best for thier province and that is to balkanize

They have the same sentiment with KKK guess who's is thier Bonifacio it starts with the a D

>>52973761
Uh no. You don't know shit. Stop talking.

>>52973764
> because of NPA's dominance in northern Luzon, there are a lot of people who pretends to be part of the NPA and charge people taxes all the fucking time, it's scary.
This is true. But the NPA does not do anything to remedy it. Still they should stop torching businesses by big corporations because those bring jobs. Which brings income. Which brings demand for electricity. Which brings incentive to the government to expand. Which brings development.

>>52973824
You are retarded. You should also stop posting your """knowledge""" based on vicarious experiences.

>you really should start spending your time in the rural areas.
No you
>little shit who spends time outside of the capital says this to someone who lived for months at a time in villages where there is no electricity and running water.
Pls go and stay go

>>52973874
Farmers are uneducated and they aren't looked up to by the people, they're also treated like shit and they have low income. I can't really blame the farmers.

Kill all communists
Kill all muslims

Problem solved.

>>52973945
>balkanize
Retard. Stop copying /pol/ shit that is not applicable.

The only ones who wants to separate are power-hungry egotistical faggots like Misuari who wants their own """kingdom"""" regardless of the ill effects on their constituents.

Kill all Filipinos

Problem solved.

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>>52973993
>tfw you'll never live in a country like Failpenis where saying such a thing is socially acceptable

>>52973955
>Still they should stop torching businesses


They didn't really torch our business. When our family fled here to Manila, they didn't bother with us and left us alone since we paid their taxes religiously.

>>52973874
The NPA is comprised mostly of farmers and a good number of them join because they have to or they might get shot.

>>52974029
Also the same with trans and fags.

>>52973955
It Doesn't change that the separatist sentiments are growning here thanks to duterte even beyond what the NPA has to offer

>>52974055
>They didn't really torch our business.
Because they know they will get more from you through taxes than scaring you into paying them off so they don't burn your stuff by burning some of your stuff.

They mostly torch big businesses, not small local ones.

>>52974096
Your """reality""" =/= Reality
Pls leave with your delusions.

>>52974060
Man, you have no idea the extent to which you would be lynched for saying such things in public in the west. You literally lose your job, people hate you and you lose your friends/family, you become unemployable, people attack you, you get in legal trouble because of "hate speech", etc.

It's insane really

>>52974128
when did people become so softy?

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>>52974128
>Man, you have no idea the extent to which you would be lynched for saying such things in public in the west.
>implying I'm not a diaspora on vacation
Oh I do. Though I get a little leeway if I slip up because I'm not white. They just assume I'm FOB.

>>52974194
after WW2 mostly

People in Western countries are COMPLETELY detached from any "hard" reality, even economic hardships.

So when your entire life you never have to worry about war, famine, shortage of supplies, violence, oppression, poverty, etc. you start "worrying" about completely useless crap, and you become extremely soft.

Similar to how the Western Roman Empire ended up dying, in some ways.

>>52974108
Its actually easy it doesn't even have take an NPA organization to do it, just play on language division and play the victim card cause "muh imperial manila" revise and demean history, disassociate its already happening

Get chink allies or the USA to fund it make the NPA exucse to help build your army which is required to become a nation and there you go.

>>52974128
Glad I don't live in western.

>>52974235
lel noice

keep fighting the good fight, Flipfriends

It feels good to know that Roman Catholicism is still very alive in at least one place.

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>>52974271
>mfw Auslards were complaining about "the poor drug dealers!" who got executed in Indonesia, and pretending they were somehow victims

>If you're having fun, doing it loudly and I can't understand you, I automatically find you arrogant and annoying

t. every person everywhere

>>52974255
>just play on language division and play the victim card cause "muh imperial manila"
If this can work, it would have worked a long time ago
>muh imperial manila
>everybody wants to go manila anyway.
>Get chink allies or the USA to fund it make the NPA exucse to help build your army which is required to become a nation and there you go.
Your posts sound like something which an ignorant babby would post. Tell me you're not in uni.

>>52974280
I'm a protestant tho kek

>>52974312
>implying public space isn't space for all
>implying it isn't courtesy to allow other people to enjoy public space
>implying it is out of line to consider loud and obnoxious faggots in public as arrogant and annoying
>being loud in public
>not having class and proper breeding
>2016

>>52974336
>I'm a protestant tho kek
oh well, still good enough

Are flips truly racist? I've heard comments from some people that you guys are.

>>52955398
>Imperial Manila

t. NPA

>>52974385
Everyone is racist. Stop drinking the koolaid.

>>52974385
we're very racist
>chinks are dirty and will fuck you up when it comes to money
>indians (dot) are smelly and will wring you of your every cent if you borrow money from them
>all japanese are here to fuck our women
>all americans are joe and are rich
>all people who are white and not chinks or japs are americans
The best thing is we are very sensitive to racial jokes made on OUR expense.

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What do you feel when you see this?

>>52974336
Its working now tbf all we need is federalism to legaize the divide.

>>52974456
I forgot

>ay, egoy? Bakit ka naman pumili ng mukhang unggoy
>what, a black guy? Why did you chose to be with someone who looks like a monkey

We also treat negatively anyone with dark skin, including ourselves. Here, with few exceptions, the lighter your skin the better you are treated.

>>52974481
You are stupid and I wish you have a trip so I could filter you.

>>52974385
yes
black people are bad
every white person is called "kano"(american) no matter where they come from
indians are bad

>>52974480
Haram

>>52974385
We're not openly racist but like all Asian ethnicities you (foreigners, dayuhan, banyaga, gaijins, gweilo, asing, etc.) will never be one of us.

Also, due to history and upbringing Pinoys have a hard-on for shitting on slanty-eyes, darkies and especially poo in the loos.

>>52974385
yes its about time that we redpill the world how muslims are bad neighboors and in need of genocide

>>52974577
>We're not openly racist but like all Asian ethnicities you (foreigners, dayuhan, banyaga, gaijins, gweilo, asing, etc.) will never be one of us.
Strange, yet most of us yearn to be one of them with somewhat successful results. I believe all the salt comes from those who cannot into other countries and societies.

>>52974336
>being loud in public
>mfw I witness that it's okay to be loud in flip culture

>>52974577
>shitting on slanty-eyes

But K-pop culture sure is popular

>>52974577
>foreigner
>dayuhan
>banyaga
>gaijin
>gweilo
>asing

no bule

>>52974385
you can(or used to) get away with that on TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlusQdYHfXk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN-W0gcpPWo

>>52974603
While I agree with
>how muslims are bad neighbors
because of their religious doctrine of "it's okay to deceive non-muslims if it is for the greater good of muslims"
>redpill
pls go

>>52974626
>mfw I witness that it's okay to be loud in flip culture
Only for the lower class. The sad part is that they think you need to be rich to have manners when it is not the case.
>mfw newly rich bringing their poorfag manners where they go
Absolutely
Disgusting

Funny, I've met Africans who argued otherwise.

>>52974690
elaborate

>>52974688
>be normally quiet guy
>lower class flips be loud af and find me weird for being quiet
>rich flips have more 1st world problems to listen to
>middle class flips are as loud as lower class flips
>tfw they get annoyed once I speak up

>>52974690
not openly
and NBA is big here anyways

>>52974765
that didn't make any sense at all

>ITT:ignorant judgemental retards
Come on man its already 2016

>>52974837
>its already 2016

Back to 2015 with that meme

>>52974752
Because their capabilities aren't questioned despite their skin color.

>>52974626
By slanty-eyes I meant le scheming Manchurian merchant sent by Han traders.

K-Pop is a fad, back then it was Japanese anime and doramas then it died and was replaced with Taiwanese/Hong Kong shit until it died and then was replaced by K-Pop.

In the future people will be eating Mongolian throat singing and Indonesian pop.

>>52974837
It's only like 2 days into 2016, man. Chill.

>>52974863
To clarify: they said that flips don't predetermine their capabilities because they're black.

They're just racist with what people look like than any percieved superiority

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>>52974814
Try to be with people of every financial class, they're so accustomed to stereotypes that fitting in with them is offensive.

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>>52974768
I wonder when can people beat me in NBA 2k

>>52974765
>middle class flips are as loud as lower class flips
they weren't born into the middle class, anon

>>52974941
No we just don't find black people attractive, is what I'm trying to say. We are a superficial people.

>>52975018
Did you even bother to be in uni? They're loud af when the cliques form.

>>52975063
no they aren't,they just sit and talk about anime,ape hoop and/or wrestling

>>52975063
The middle class is pretty mixed with their behaviour, actually.

>>52975142
>anime
>ape hoop
>wrestling

You forgot to add Dota, LoL, MMA, vidya, the cute and hot people, celebs, and more.

>>52975142
>>52975194
>2015
>Still discussing mandrama

Are you guys underaged?

>>52975063
>Did you even bother to be in uni?
I went to commie capital so it's a pretty diverse group.

Hell I went to a public high school and we weren't loud when we were outside. We were only rowdy as fuck when it's just us.

>>52975215
I should have mentioned that only HS fags do that but middleclass HSfags are still middle class

>>52975215
Nah, I only keep dealing with normies talking about mandrama when in uni.

First year in and all I hear outside campus is LAKERS vs HEAT.

Elementary was when WWE was the shit. I kept hearing some classmates cussing with SALAMABITCH when the teacher wasn't around.

>>52975194
So, just like pinoychan years ago?

>UST/UP/LA Salle/Ateneo master race xDDdD
>what anime u guys watching
>marcos did nothing wrong
>haha check out this ebin meme i created xDDD lmao fuck off manilafag superior QCfag race here :DDd
>UP are gommies lel


these are the very people who lurks /asean/ now, except for the uni circlejerk shit because apparently they proved they weren't retard enough to fail uni

t.empik

>>52975304
>UST
>Master race

Utot Sabay Tae plebs

Haven't ate anything for almost 2 days.
Doesnt feel hungry only lethargic.

>>52975304
>QC
eww desu

>>52975333
This is fucking childish


[spoiler]i fucking lel'd[/spoiler]

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>>52975354
Haven't fapped for almost 2 days
When will my fucking relatives leave my house and room

>>52975227
>went to public highschool
>small pop, a lot of westaboo and weabooism floating around


>go to private highschool
>high pop, students rowdy af
>too many gung ho about rock and rap
>tfw you can only be classified as either rocker or emo

>>52975304
>diploma mill uni
>master race
kek
TESDA
E
S
D
A

>>52975354
>>>/myspace/
>>>/blogspot/
>>>/geocities/
>>>/friendster/
>>>/gaia/
>>>/narutofan/

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>>52975304
Tfw my 6 classmates back in AHS will be politicians (congressmen and senator) in a decade who failed most subjects even fucking PE.

>>52975393
Still playing Eiyuu Senki?

>>52975438
you forgot
>>>/out/doors

>>52975430
Can I even get an internship at Google or Microsoft with a TESDA cert?

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>>52975453
How did you know it was me.

I havent touched it in almost 2 days cause of my fucking cousins in my room and the next scene has japanese text which means its fucking time.

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>>52975354
no one said HAPPY NEW YEAR to me on fb yet

>>52975463
No because outdoors are for fucking normies, besides, you wouldn't be here if you were a normie


Well, are you?

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>>52975410

>>52975498
no one said new year to me
only i said new year to anyone

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>>52975354
good blog

>>52975492
Because you mentioned your need for privacy in your room, I guess.

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>>52975526

>>52975550
Confirmed for hotpocket

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>>52975498
>>52975526
Happy new year

I dont even bother to open my fb cause I expect to have 0 message anyway ;_;

>>52975575
>hotpocket
Explain

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>>52972527
>thinking federalism works when there are is a huge separatist movement in the country
>thinking they won't take advantage of this when you allow them to legally get power
>not looking back at Yugoslavia, where regions started declaring independence because they have the a lot of autonomy
>not looking at Russian Federation who still has to oppress its Caucuses regions and prevent them from declaring independence
kekekekekekeke

>he thinks his TV """knowledge""" is actual knowledge
But anon, we covered the basics on how the government works in compulsory educations. Plus we also cover it in my law course in uni.

>discusses shit he doesn't know about
I think, you're mistaken kekekekekke

>>52974480
W-wwhere can I find her, senpai?

t.oket

t.ante

>>52975635
>he does it for free

t.iti

>>52975667
Ah.

not really. It was fairly obvious.

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I'm Nina!

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>>52975354
Are you starving yourself for African children? That's very progressive of you.

>>52975713
Putang ina bigat ng dyoga

>>52975644

None of those are the reasons why federalism failed but the reasons why it was implimented.

Federalism is necessery if there are large differrences between different areas of the country. Doesn't always work of course.

>>52975713
Why does she look like... u-used goods? Was her beauty because of photoshop magic? Was my boner deceived?

>>52975354
Babi gemuk

>>52975567
you like shaved ice?

>>52975580
dagashi
hnnnnnngh

>>52975742
nah experimenting.
Trying to see when will i faint.

>>52975779
pig fat

>>52975769
t. chubby chaser

>>52975803
>>52975803
>>52975803

New thread

hayaku. someone go create a new pan for minna.

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