>talking to Frenchman
>try to pronounce word in french
>laughs at me and says its all wrong and puts me down
>I just wanted to accommodate him
>try not to cry
>People in the world don't like the french just because they met a parisian
Parisians all come from the countryside.
Those who are not in Paris are those who couldn't make it.
That's why they are full of rage.
And they say to foreigners that they are not Parisians every time something bad is said about french people, as a comfy excuse, having never experienced a foreign tourist visiting their city themselves.
Juste une question : Est-ce que tu réalise que ce que tu reproches aux americains ( a savoir mettre tous les français dans le même sac), tu le fait exactement de la même manière vis-à-vis des parisiens?
I honestly didn't notice a big difference between Parisian behaviour and how people behave at home. Some people are nice and some are jerks.
Perhaps part of the impression is from people trying to communicate with the French while having very limited language skills. I would get irritated if Chinese tourists tried asking me questions in mandarin, as though I am supposed to know their language.
>french people are actually very rude irl
what a surprise
I love Dutch, nedervriend.
It's been the easiest language to learn for me (for obvious reasons) and it feels like a northern German "Plattdütsch" mixed with antique words.
Favourite Dutch words of all time:
If learning English is unnecessary, then why are you all speaking English? Checkmate atheists.
If shitposting on 4chan is unnecessary, then why are you all shitposting on 4chan?
You just wasn't lucky, all Frenchman are not like that i swear ;_;
pls be gentle
>meet grill who tells me she's Iranian-American, second generation
>tell her that's cool and ask if she speaks Persian
>"It's called Farsi and yeah"
>ask where her parents/grandparents are from in Tajik
>she corrects my pronunciation, makes fun of me, tell me to just speak English because she doesn't want to help people learn her language because "it's useless"
Oui mais pas pour toi ;^)
>tfw whenever you go to France you get flirted with around 3-4x than here (and with prettier men)
It's like the country of prince charmings
>go to foreign country
>speak in foreign language
>people think you're cute because you're trying
>talking to quebecfag
>speak decent college level French to him
>he acts exasperated like I'm shitting in his ears
>tell him that's okay, let's just speak the international language of commerce and scholarship we both speak fluently, the one that runs this country, instead of the irrelevant provincial dialect of French (that is halfway English anyway)
>he senses my butthurt
>he begins to respond
>mfw he realizes I am carrying a musket and my t-shirt has a picture of James Wolfe on it
>mfw he shuts his fucking mouth
>(in France at least).
What kinda accent do I have and is it very strong? ;-; mom has mastered french and usually gets asked if she is from elsass, so I wonder
You have a small sounding german accent.
Thought this was somewhat related
>tells me "don't insult france :3, my mother is from france"
>ask her from which part of france her mother is
You should cross her Maginot Line, if you know what I mean. Flank her through the Ardennes, if you catch my drift. Invade the lawful territory of another neutral nation, if we understand one another.
>la seule personne à jamais te dire ça est une étrangère anonyme sur un forum dédié à des dessins animés chinois
ça m'a fait plus de mal qu'autre chose faut que j'aille pleurer sous la douche maintenant
Yeah, I reckon I could have, but I am not good enough with the ladies to pull it off with someone I've only known for a few hours.
But I appreciate your effort. Have a (You), good sir.
Oh, I can tell you anything comforting you need, mon ptit chou :3
>du wirst niemals Elsass-Lothringen wieder einnehmen und danach siegreich auf Schäferhunden gen Horizont nach Hause reiten
>tfw plan to move to Paris and mom told me to keep accent because she got around buying bus tickets when she played the silly little German girl that's not good at French with a thick accent whenever she was controlled
I was raised by smug pepe
>qt german grill want some french dick
>her country is just next to you
>she don't want you
my heart is broken
Fuck's sake, this thread had such great shitposting potential, but you thirsty betas have have already given yourselves over to the ovulating jew. You all disgust me so much.
>be working in English school in China
>they make me handle new applications for teachers
>the teachers are Chinese or Americans
>refuse all the Americans
>make the Chinese do a writing test
>many of the answers would show if they write English or American
>if they leave out the U in colour or pronounce "r" too strongly I tell the boss they are not suitable
I prevented over 500 people getting a job in my time there, mostly desperate unemployed Americans.
>He doesn't want to have rough kinky sex with a german qt
>son imagination n'est pas assez puissante pour créer un objet de fantasme à partir d'une voix
I've heard American youth (even whites) starting to talk in ebonics now.
50 years in the future France will speak better English than the US. Mostly because the US president will be "da bestest nigga president ever , he our nigga"
>Bof, s'tu veux faire passer les Français pour des puceaux en chien, à toi de voir
>Implique que ce comportement ne correspond pas à l'ensemble de 4chan
Si tu veux à la place je peux agir en bon français et shitposter sur soral
Listen Dutch bro i lvoe you guys. I work in a gas station in Stratford Canada, tis a town known for its shitty theather. I got some dutch tourists once, and you guys were incredibly nice, plus i got to learn a bit of dutch, and besides, your language may sound silly, but its beautiful, just like your women, since the girl that came in had huge tits. Please visit us Canadians more.
Sorry, my Chinese isn't yet good enough to reply, but I've understood.
I am going to apply for a HSK scholarship for 1 year in China at BeiDa. Do you think I could make some money from teaching on the side in adult learning centres etc. if I pretend to be a native speaker?
>s-sorry I am a mega sub
no problem, wear this and scream "j'ai perdu la guerre, j'ai perdu la guerre, je me rends puissant français" during sex
>我会说流利的中文, 我在中国住过了两年。 但是回到英国后就发现中文没有用。
As an immigrant born in Canada, i love the culture and all the provinces, i fucking love PEI, but godamm do i hate the quebecois. I learned their language in school, and they still talk shit to me whenver i visit with friends.
We tried, it was awful.
>I am going to apply for a HSK scholarship for 1 year in China
>tfw half french and half dutch
>tfw my bilingualism is completely made obsolete by the existance of Belgium
Say you are German to the school - don't go to big centres - go to smaller schools. You are not legally allowed to work. You tell your students you are British but tell the school you are German.
I have HSK 5 - it's piss easy, you only need 60% to pass. I am doing my entire masters in China on a scholarship in 2016.
>"j'ai perdu la guerre, j'ai perdu la guerre, je me rends puissant français"
"Ja, ja ! Enfonce ta grosse baguette ! Bombarde moi comme à Dresde !"
pls say this in vocaroo with an arousing voice
you know you want it
so many takes because giggled inbetween so often
here you go
Not rough like rough in bed, rough as in non-passionate, 1 min of in-and-out and that's it.
Last time i met an American he asked for directions and i was sick that day and tried pointing at the direction he should go, he then asked why i don't speak and i answered with what sounded like broken English because i was so sick. He just laughed at me and called me a fucking Dane so i guess 2 insults at once.
>Not rough like rough in bed, rough as in non-passionate, 1 min of in-and-out and that's it.
Thanks! now my little brother told everyone downstairs i was watching some Alien porn..
Nah it's not bad, my oldest brother just walked in and asked what the fuck i was playing, i just played it up again and he said "Holy fuck! Who is that??" I'm pretty sure my brother is still convinced it was alien porn or some shit
>All those French posters ITT wanting to put their saucisson in a sauerkraut
Death to /soc/.
Death to normalfags.
Death to normies.
Death to newfags.
Death to /b/tards post 2007.
Death to neurotypicals.
Death to redditors.
Death to those who use Facebook.
If you were a girl Hans, your name would be Hansa.
>please make me tarte flambée chaque jour
Well i can cook all type of tarte flambées, especially those with apples and grand Marnier, so sexy and tasty. I can also cook a baeckeoffe, i make the best fleischkiechles west of rhin, soft and mellows spätzles and if you're the gourmand type of girl i can make the most delicate and stunning cream sauce ( no hidden joke here of course, that's really not my type) to goes with it.
yes i'm that type of guy, i don't mind being the one in the kitchen.
Here to comment on how last night I took some qt Chinese girl home and it took about 20 minutes of foreplay to get it in her.
Feeling really good lads, she said it was "too big" but we made it work.
>tfw it's only 7.4 inches
>post yfw un américain t'approche en parlant français
I hope this is good b8
If you don't know English, you are not able to access most of the World's information which is on the internet.
In our era, the era of information, where the literacy rate is around 99%, the new new illiterate person is the one who doesn't know English.
>mfw gonna go to Paris, find this German strumpet and seduce her, bring her back to her place, start making passionate voulez-vous-coucher-avec-moi in her loins, and just as she's about to climax I'll lean in and whisper "Je suis 4chan" in her ear
>talking to a frenchman
>just kidding, I never see any outside of /int/ and the ones here are generally the hostile jeuxvideo types that refuse to talk to anyone but other europeans
good thing I never bothered learning french, what a shitshoot that would have been
B-but what about the other frenchmen that actually want to talk to everybody? ;_;
they never want to talk to americans
I remember doing omegle for different countries while drunk and bored and every french person cut out of the convo as soon as they found out i'm from USA
Pardon them they were also too drunk to speak with a native english speaker. D:
But first why did you go to this shitty website full of pedos?
Caring about what a french men thinks?? What are you a candy-ass?? Frenchmen are so fucking irrelevant that they import niggers and mudslimes to make fucking drama just to stay relevant.
What games do you play on Steam? If for exemple you play such a game as Men of War don't expect to see one single french person online, sometimes some games are just abandonned by some countries just because the game hasn't been translated into their native language.
Well I don't really know what to tell you, sometimes the french just stick with their fellas and sometimes they just come to English speaking servers to speak french and annoy everyone.
And then there's french gamers like me, who never speak french always do a weird slavic accent so that other players won't spot that I'm french. :(
Where have the qt Germans gone ?
There is nothing left but burgers.
Snyggt försök Leif!
Accent = 11/10, nous aimons beaucoup les étrangers parlant le français :)
Phrase = 8/10, j'ai compris "Je beurre ma baguette avec mes mains potelés", j'ai rigolé.
Grill = I don't care, you are just a human like me :)
>tfw the language of NEET's, Japanese, is the hardest of them all
This terrible coincidence hurts me so.
Je vais essayer de m'inscrire à l'université "Paris College of Art" (Product/Industrial Design) et d'autres choses semblables
I've always had that, Jacques.
A ce niveau la y'a plus que le suicide pour toi mec
>I've always had that, Jacques.
This generation of german girl is better than the old one
>Je vais essayer de m'inscrire à l'université "Paris College of Art" (Product/Industrial Design) et d'autres choses semblables
Pour faire quoi ? Quand je lis "Paris College of Art" je m'inquiète.
>Je vais essayer de m'inscrire à l'université "Paris College of Art"
Accent : 11/10 too
Texte : 3/10, phrase écrite par un puceau en chien
Continue comme ça :)
> Blue/grey/green eyes
Oh lord, it's me :D
>Pour faire quoi ? Quand je lis "Paris College of Art" je m'inquiète.
Ah, tu t'inquiètes parce que tu penses c'est des femnazis et hipsters qui étudient du "modern cis-gender aware otherkin art"?
Je voudrais faire Product/Ind. Design, ou Graphic Design où on concoit des emballages, appareils ou "Brand Identities". En plus, j'aimerais m'inscrire pour étudier de l'architecture, mais ben, tous les gens veulent faire ca.
S-sorry for le bad french and no cedille etc
>be in Paris in restaurant
>Amerifats next to us
>They order merguez
>They pronounce it like http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CERQy4aRRr
>Ah, tu t'inquiètes parce que tu penses c'est des femnazis et hipsters qui étudient du "modern cis-gender aware otherkin art"?
Oui, j'avais l'impression que c'était un truc "d'art" qu oi
>Je voudrais faire Product/Ind. Design, ou Graphic Design où on concoit des emballages, appareils ou "Brand Identities"
Bonne chance je sais que tu va bien wörk
>En plus, j'aimerais m'inscrire pour étudier de l'architecture, mais ben, tous les gens veulent faire ca.
On peut quand même percer.
Après t'attends pas à faire des trucs géniaux, mais tu peux très bien être dans une petite boite d'architecture sympa avec un boulot de cadre.
Ton français est très bon
Ahh merci :3
Je comprends le francais mieux que je le parle. C'est probablement parce que si je vois du télé, c'est des choses en francais (ou anglais) et j'ai lu de la littérature francaise, mais je n'ai aucun de parler avec :(