language feels

bonjour mon petite fleur

>talking to Frenchman
Yea, that was your first mistake

>>36118531

I-I just wanted to prove that all Americans aren't the same

Whats the quickest way of getting into the after life

>>36118433
>be american
>try to talk
No wonder you failed

>>36118527
Yae! Yae! Thou doth it verily

>>36118732

S-sorry...how many whip lashes will it be

They treat french canadians the same. snooty parisians

File: tfw youre french and people don't like you because of this.png (336KB, 859x596px) Image search: [Google]

336KB, 859x596px

>People in the world don't like the french just because they met a parisian

>>36118940

Why did he hurt me so bad

>>36118940
>2015
>not living in Paris
>still a smelly peasant

>>36119026
Lel, I prefer to be a peasant as you say rather than living in Paris
>>36119013
Because parisians aren't cool, they are fucking arrogant, even with us living in the coutryside.

>>36119067
a bit jelly?

>>36118940
But France is one of the most badly centralized countries in the world.
Paris is basically 50% of France, excluding landscape.

>>36119113
It's actually about 1/6 of french pop (urban aera).

File: 1420373093635.gif (859KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

859KB, 200x200px

>>36119088
Jelly of what ? You tell me

>>36119067

Is it because

>big city mentality

The city I come from (portland) has its share of snobs but for the most part everyone is super super sometimes overly friendlh

File: 1403982573455.jpg (260KB, 800x609px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 800x609px

>everyone on /int/ hates your language

>>36119013
Because they meet tons of tourists every day and are probably annoyed at the sight of another one

I'm not a parisian so I don't really know

>>36119067
>tfw inferiority complex

>>36119181
i think it's cute dutchfriend :3

>>36118897
It goes both ways. Parisians get shat upon outside Montréal (but inside Québec).

File: 1415218914413.jpg (9KB, 252x192px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 252x192px

>>36119197
Le troll hard ^^

>>36119181
It's just funny, I love it

Tu mere manger mon noir zizi Grande

Parisians all come from the countryside.
Those who are not in Paris are those who couldn't make it.
That's why they are full of rage.
And they say to foreigners that they are not Parisians every time something bad is said about french people, as a comfy excuse, having never experienced a foreign tourist visiting their city themselves.

>>36119407
Ok Ahmed

>>36119067
Juste une question : Est-ce que tu réalise que ce que tu reproches aux americains ( a savoir mettre tous les français dans le même sac), tu le fait exactement de la même manière vis-à-vis des parisiens?

le ebin Paris hating meme

>>36119181
I'm sorry, but it looks like German written by preschoolers.

>>36119774
nuh uh

I honestly didn't notice a big difference between Parisian behaviour and how people behave at home. Some people are nice and some are jerks.

Perhaps part of the impression is from people trying to communicate with the French while having very limited language skills. I would get irritated if Chinese tourists tried asking me questions in mandarin, as though I am supposed to know their language.

>>36119827
ur a butthead!

File: 103211524032061.jpg (43KB, 617x627px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 617x627px

>french people are actually very rude irl
what a surprise

>>36119841
Everyone has to know English though. There's no excuse in the 21st century really.

>>36119889
Daily reminder that these are the people who call the French "arrogant".

Frenchis inside of France = worst cunts ever
Frenchis outside of France = bro tier

>>36119907
Shut up Serbia.

File: 1406065189891.jpg (48KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 499x499px

>>36119889
>Everyone has to know English though

>>36119924
not here tbh Germans are better

>>36119889
>There's no excuse in the 21st century really not to learn a second language.
ftfy

>>36119889

No, fuck you, there's no need for the Everyman to know a foreign language unless it is specific to their type of job.

>>36119907
We don't think our language is any better or worse than other languages. However, if you want to participate in global society, you have to learn English.

>>36119181
Is it a new meme? Dutch is awesome

>>36119181

I don't. I live in North Germany and I speak Plattdütsch which is very similar to Dutch.

>>36119181
I love Dutch, nedervriend.
It's been the easiest language to learn for me (for obvious reasons) and it feels like a northern German "Plattdütsch" mixed with antique words.

Favourite Dutch words of all time:

>Schrijgerei
>fatsoen
>oorlog
>even

>>36119181
I'm sorry I'm just too dumb to learn it.

foreigners are soft skinned. they think they are little princesses.

>>36119883
Hey man what happened to Brazil

I used to like your posts but since like 2 or 3 weeks every brazilian post I've seen has been pure garbage

>>36120000
Bon Quads, Frenchbro.

>>36120000

>tries to speak your language because guest in your country
>gets ridiculed

Nah m8 you're a cunt

>>36120007
they are "new worlders" it was obvious that they would be shit. You see the light now.

>>36119992
Wat mooi, ik ook. B-b-brukst du eene Fruendin? ;_;

>>36119181
Sure, Dutch sounds a bit silly. But that's no reason to hate it, but rather to love it

>>36120051
You dare go against quads of truth !?

>>36120096

YEA WHAT OF IT YOU FUCKING FROG

V

>>36120096
pls post something french to read out loud
merci

File: 1411587064501.png (48KB, 234x311px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 234x311px

If learning English is unnecessary, then why are you all speaking English? Checkmate atheists.

>>36120051
>feeling ridiculed

>>36120151
This, shitposting on 4chan is a vital skill in today's economy, and you need to learn English in order to do that.

File: intellectual.png (74KB, 1312x540px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 1312x540px

>>36120151
If shitposting on 4chan is unnecessary, then why are you all shitposting on 4chan?

>>36120151
BEING A FAGGOT MUST BE NECESSARY IN YOUR COUNTRY THEN BECAUSE YOU SURE ARE ONE

>>36120149
Je beurre ma baguette avec mes mains potelées.

>>36120151
>implying we dont also learn latin
>implying latin is necessary

>>36120151
>If learning English is unnecessary, then why are you all speaking English?
But 4chan is unnecessary.

The french are shitposting to the point where we may not be able to contain it

>>36120149
Anonymous je t'aime et je voudrai que tu me prenne sauvagement maintenant, tout de suite sur la table de la cuisine

File: 1404405726110.png (29KB, 396x425px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 396x425px

>>36118433
You just wasn't lucky, all Frenchman are not like that i swear ;_;

>american guy can't speak french for shit
>speaks to you
>you chuckle and say that it is wrong
>his ego is forever broken
>has to tell it to other people

File: sadfrog.jpg (12KB, 399x388px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 399x388px

>>36120208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gzwQonxacp

pls be gentle

>>36120327
yes, some are hypocrites too.

>>36120266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0katZbZq4RK

>be American
>go to Paris
>stop a busy dude in a metro corridor
>say "oh la la voolay voo kooshay avec moi!! le surrender fromage"
>wonder why he is not amused
>"why are the French so rude"?

>>36120391
>some

File: feel.png (305KB, 500x402px) Image search: [Google]

305KB, 500x402px

>be Tajik-American
>meet grill who tells me she's Iranian-American, second generation
>tell her that's cool and ask if she speaks Persian
>"It's called Farsi and yeah"
>ask where her parents/grandparents are from in Tajik
>she corrects my pronunciation, makes fun of me, tell me to just speak English because she doesn't want to help people learn her language because "it's useless"

>>36120380
very good/10

>>36120396
meh/10

>>36120380
Très bien ma douce et pure germanique déesse.
Do you have a skype btw?

>>36120432
Expect the one OP met. Checkmate.

File: 1412448794017.jpg (13KB, 246x232px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 246x232px

>>36120380
f-fille!

>>36120439
how similar are farsi and tajik?

>>36120461
Oui mais pas pour toi ;^)
>tfw whenever you go to France you get flirted with around 3-4x than here (and with prettier men)
It's like the country of prince charmings
>>36120448
Merci~

File: 1389570399779.png (49KB, 234x284px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 234x284px

>>36118433
>go to foreign country
>speak in foreign language
>people think you're cute because you're trying

>>36120540
About as similar as Brazilian and European Portuguese.

File: hqdefault.jpg (15KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 480x360px

>>36120380
KEHL
E
H
L
Do you want a qt Alsatian bf?

>>36120380
Do >>36120266 now please it's very important to me

>>36118527
>mon
>petite

File: 1420737459356.jpg (178KB, 960x719px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 960x719px

>>36120380
>mfw there are girls on /int/

>>36120562
Salope

>>36120566


>"cute"

I don't want to be treated like a dog

>>36120562
>Oui mais pas pour toi ;^)
That's a pretty rude way to say no (in France at least).

>>36119889
>English
American ?

>>36120266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dYzmQVhvBC
s-sorry for bad mic
>>36120570
y-yes pls
please make me tarte flambée chaque jour

>>36120660

I don't care, I like the attention, especially when it's from girls.

File: hm.gif (468KB, 500x350px) Image search: [Google]

468KB, 500x350px

>talking to quebecfag
>speak decent college level French to him
>he acts exasperated like I'm shitting in his ears
>tell him that's okay, let's just speak the international language of commerce and scholarship we both speak fluently, the one that runs this country, instead of the irrelevant provincial dialect of French (that is halfway English anyway)
>he senses my butthurt
>he begins to respond
>mfw he realizes I am carrying a musket and my t-shirt has a picture of James Wolfe on it
>mfw he shuts his fucking mouth

>>36120710
Your voice reminds me of a girl I know, but she's from Italy. Weird.

>>36119181
GA STERVEN FLIKKER

>>36120710
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dYzmQVhvBC
omg. That's hot.

File: 3+_bc4da2d35e391000acfd71f64296c39c.png (191KB, 477x768px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 477x768px

>>36120692
>(in France at least).
>mfw
>>36120764
What kinda accent do I have and is it very strong? ;-; mom has mastered french and usually gets asked if she is from elsass, so I wonder

File: 1380445305434.jpg (93KB, 588x663px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 588x663px

>>36119993
>German likes the word oorlog

>>36120817
Can I put my denbt in your fund?

File: 1421231603505.jpg (32KB, 650x480px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 650x480px

>>36120817
You have a small sounding german accent.
Plus

>elsass

>Alsace*

>>36120946
The non-country is angry again, someone reassure it that the EU is viable.

File: 1389106927621.gif (1MB, 264x264px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 264x264px

Thought this was somewhat related

>meet grill
>tells me "don't insult france :3, my mother is from france"
>ask her from which part of france her mother is
>"alsace"
>mfw

>>36121078
UK, UE is viable, with or without you.

>>36121113
Come on you dirty boche, you can do better.
>> >>36121017

>>36121132
I meant EU

>>36121132
Feel free to stay aboard your sinking ship.

>>36121113
You should cross her Maginot Line, if you know what I mean. Flank her through the Ardennes, if you catch my drift. Invade the lawful territory of another neutral nation, if we understand one another.

>>36120710
qt.

>>36120710
>la seule personne à jamais te dire ça est une étrangère anonyme sur un forum dédié à des dessins animés chinois

ça m'a fait plus de mal qu'autre chose faut que j'aille pleurer sous la douche maintenant

>>36121235
Yeah, I reckon I could have, but I am not good enough with the ladies to pull it off with someone I've only known for a few hours.
But I appreciate your effort. Have a (You), good sir.

>>36121407
The german army didn't ask for permission before crossing the Ardennes

>meet a french girl called emilie
>pronnounce it "emil"
>discover that's a man's name

Fuck France your names are strange

File: 1421082835902.jpg (78KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 640x480px

>>36121465

>>36118940
>because they heard about Parisians being rude*

>>36121382
Oh, I can tell you anything comforting you need, mon ptit chou :3
>>36121113
>du wirst niemals Elsass-Lothringen wieder einnehmen und danach siegreich auf Schäferhunden gen Horizont nach Hause reiten

>>36121500
>Pablo/Pablolita
>Says French names are weird

>>36120817
You have a german accent but unless you want to live in France keep it.
It's 10/10 hot german girl accent, I would marry you in a heartbeat

>>36121500
>Emilie
>strange name

hijo de puta por favor

>>36121636
Listen to this man.

>>36121633
Pablo has not femenine version, and if it had one would be Pabla. Simple and easy, well distinguished from each other.

>>36121706
Where are you from? I had at least 2 Emilies in my age group at school.

>>36121706
No, Emile is strange. Sounds like a girl name.

>>36121752

Its Paulina, bro.

>>36121818
Literally never heard it.

>>36121621
C'est sans espoir Gretel, notre amour ne peut être avec ce damné éloignement ;_;

>>36121636
>>36121636
>tfw plan to move to Paris and mom told me to keep accent because she got around buying bus tickets when she played the silly little German girl that's not good at French with a thick accent whenever she was controlled
I was raised by smug pepe

>>36121818
Paulina is the female version of Paul.

>>36121864
>tfw Paulína is a Slovak name

>>36121887
>move to paris
why
pls come to Lothringen

>>36120151
But the best part is that they all speak with American accents, omit the redundant "u" unless they're hipsters, and use "-er" instead of "-re" like theater.

>>36121896
Pablo is Paul

>>36121949
Well I do not

>>36121959
B-but I know both.

>>36121949
Yes, lot of people talk simplified english, it's simpler.
But we have an excuse : it's not our native language

>>36121949
>omit the redundant "u"
Could you kindly provide an example?

>>36122040
Armour vs. armor

>>36122040
>Cold yo kindly provide an example?

>>36122040
armour
colour

File: 1172753_100817065438_ahitler.jpg (37KB, 400x574px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 400x574px

>>36119181

>>36122061
who the hell speaks like this?

>>36121929
Because I already have a place to live there and >uni
Preparing my pussy for so many well-dressed Parisian qt men

>>36122093
>german comedy

Post more vocaroo~

>>36122019
This.

>>36118433
>tfw best language in the whole planet

>>36122118
Hey, mlady, do you like niggaz, muslims and faguettes ?

>>36122118
You can leave your pussy at my place, you do not even need to prepare her.

File: gerard-depardieu-young-1432090038.jpg (51KB, 554x416px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 554x416px

>>36122118
>qt german grill want some french dick
>her country is just next to you
>she don't want you
my heart is broken

>>36122176
>best language
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ovbmsp6p0
>>36122163
Could anybody post some Dutch, please? :3

>>36122019
Eh, phonetics > "tradition"

>>36122078
that's not dutch, pedro

>>36122118
stop it ;_;

>>36122269
no

>>36122233
lel what is this video even all about?

To be fair german spoken by a native is actually extremely sweet

Et les parisiens c'est des pédé !!

>>36122204
Usually I only like super blonde aryan men, but there were so many pale+brunette+blue/grey eye'd cuties in Paris, my knees shook
>>36122225
Come visit Paris, then we'll see :3~

>>36122269
Well I guess that "ebonic" will replace english american soon

>>36122291
>homophobic muslim

>>36122225
>>36122288

Cessez ceci, c'est si pitoyable

>>36122306
>not blond
>but aryan, fuck the police
ayyy

File: 1417046397781.png (55KB, 1000x873px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 1000x873px

Fuck's sake, this thread had such great shitposting potential, but you thirsty betas have have already given yourselves over to the ovulating jew. You all disgust me so much.

File: 1364891568311.png (8KB, 211x246px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 211x246px

>Mfw this thread

>>36122288
Yes, my even more non-phonetic friend.

File: 1.png (124KB, 443x284px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 443x284px

>>36121949
>be working in English school in China
>they make me handle new applications for teachers
>the teachers are Chinese or Americans
>refuse all the Americans
>make the Chinese do a writing test
>many of the answers would show if they write English or American
>if they leave out the U in colour or pronounce "r" too strongly I tell the boss they are not suitable

I prevented over 500 people getting a job in my time there, mostly desperate unemployed Americans.

>>36122523
I'm not your friend, aluminium

File: 1351399413248.jpg (117KB, 824x691px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 824x691px

>>36122363
>He doesn't want to have rough kinky sex with a german qt

>>36122314
Nah, we like our tenses
>tfw try to push English though a reform to fix what the brits dun goof'd for a millennium and get rejected.

>>36122599
j'suis pas habitué à baver sur des personnes depuis mon écran, disons :x

File: 1379202259766s.jpg (6KB, 250x187px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 250x187px

>>36122636
>son imagination n'est pas assez puissante pour créer un objet de fantasme à partir d'une voix

>>36122616
>implying

My (american) english teacher told us people in her region use the form "might should"

As in "I might should do it"

That convinced me all americans are retarded

>>36122557
O-okay
Also, why hasn't French gone through a reform?

>>36118433
>Frenchman attempts to speak French to me
>Stare at him until he realizes this is an Anglo province.

File: ishygddt.jpg (18KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 250x250px

>fantasmer sur un utilisateur de 4chan

>>36122680
Bof, s'tu veux faire passer les Français pour des puceaux en chien, à toi de voir

>>36122698
I've heard American youth (even whites) starting to talk in ebonics now.

50 years in the future France will speak better English than the US. Mostly because the US president will be "da bestest nigga president ever , he our nigga"

>>36122536
哦,你会说中文吗? 我要做英文老师在中国 :(
>>36122599
s-sorry I am a mega sub

>>36119113
>badly centralized
At least our Republic is indivisible.

File: dieudonné.jpg (38KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 720x480px

>>36122746
>Bof, s'tu veux faire passer les Français pour des puceaux en chien, à toi de voir
>Implique que ce comportement ne correspond pas à l'ensemble de 4chan

Si tu veux à la place je peux agir en bon français et shitposter sur soral

>>36122763
我会说流利的中文, 我在中国住过了两年。 但是回到英国后就发现中文没有用。

我的瑞典朋友正在做老师, 学生的父母都认为他是英国人。 你在中国的时候也应该告诉他们你是英国还是加拿大人。

>>36122756
At least their foreign policy wont change.
>We din du noffin'

>>36122698
What? I'm from the South and have never heard that. It must be a deep south thing.

>>36122756
>I've heard American youth (even whites) starting to talk in ebonics now.

This is the current status of "English" in America:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmjWwAJSHGY

File: 1413670641998.png (184KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 400x400px

>>36122830

>>36122827
c'triste, justement
+ RIP, anus de Dieudonnoir :(

>>36122898
I can't understand a fucking word. That's not English.

>>36119113

France is the best country in term of centralisation, other countries tried to copy it and failed.

>>36122883
Kansas or something, she makes us suffer through country music as well

>>36122898
>Ebonics
>yes

>>36119181
Listen Dutch bro i lvoe you guys. I work in a gas station in Stratford Canada, tis a town known for its shitty theather. I got some dutch tourists once, and you guys were incredibly nice, plus i got to learn a bit of dutch, and besides, your language may sound silly, but its beautiful, just like your women, since the girl that came in had huge tits. Please visit us Canadians more.

>>36122830
Sorry, my Chinese isn't yet good enough to reply, but I've understood.
I am going to apply for a HSK scholarship for 1 year in China at BeiDa. Do you think I could make some money from teaching on the side in adult learning centres etc. if I pretend to be a native speaker?

File: Oktoberfest-Girls-27-540x360.jpg (51KB, 540x360px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 540x360px

>>36122763
>s-sorry I am a mega sub
no problem, wear this and scream "j'ai perdu la guerre, j'ai perdu la guerre, je me rends puissant français" during sex

if you want to get ahead and earn more you should learn english

otherwise there's always others who are willing to learn

>>36123090
>tfw 50% arousing idea bc sex 50% mad because all of these political implications

File: I can't argue against this.jpg (96KB, 499x442px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 499x442px

>>36122830
>我会说流利的中文, 我在中国住过了两年。 但是回到英国后就发现中文没有用。

>>36122985
I had no idea that they talked like that in a Great Plains state. You learn something new everyday I guess.

File: 1421164613280.jpg (28KB, 171x158px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 171x158px

>the year is 2015
>still no german bf

>>36123235
pls b in calais (i am germanic)

swooning over a grill before you've even seen what she looks like. french neck bearded virgin autists confirmed

>>36123235
German guys is not where it's at, trust me.

File: 1421187430950.jpg (13KB, 238x279px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 238x279px

>>36123235
>thinking german boys are cute

>>36120731
As an immigrant born in Canada, i love the culture and all the provinces, i fucking love PEI, but godamm do i hate the quebecois. I learned their language in school, and they still talk shit to me whenver i visit with friends.

>>36123271
>living in Nord-Pas-de-Calais
Nigel please

>>36123301
>>36123392
Are they this bad ?
Is the tall blond fit aryan with a square jaw a myth ?

i love german girls because they are the ones who talk to you first and make the first move ahahha

thank god for them

>>36123431
Does that truly happens?

File: 1572-saint-barthelemy-gravure-2-16e.jpg (238KB, 1000x794px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 1000x794px

>>36122712
We tried, it was awful.

>>36123429
>ne pas vouloir un ours russe

homo détecté

>>36123470
yes, just not to people like us

File: 139140965333.jpg (576KB, 755x716px) Image search: [Google]

576KB, 755x716px

>>36123087
>I am going to apply for a HSK scholarship for 1 year in China

File: kermit.png (46KB, 239x188px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 239x188px

>tfw half french and half dutch
>tfw my bilingualism is completely made obsolete by the existance of Belgium

>>36123429
Hm, they are lots of attractive ones, but they are rough.
They do not understand the ways of tender and passionate amour.

>tfw not in amour fou with a french qt man

>>36123087
oh, sorry.

Say you are German to the school - don't go to big centres - go to smaller schools. You are not legally allowed to work. You tell your students you are British but tell the school you are German.

I have HSK 5 - it's piss easy, you only need 60% to pass. I am doing my entire masters in China on a scholarship in 2016.

>>36123470
yes it's true m8, for what i've understand it's a cultural thing. That's how they do the flirting in germany
true paradise right there

>>36123174
>"j'ai perdu la guerre, j'ai perdu la guerre, je me rends puissant français"
"Ja, ja ! Enfonce ta grosse baguette ! Bombarde moi comme à Dresde !"

pls say this in vocaroo with an arousing voice
you know you want it

>>36123540
I heard that a lot for germany ans nordic countries but it's seems so odd. And it's always second hand

>>36122727
I still try my best to accommodate them, but they give me such a shitty stare every time. .

>>36123516
just curios, but are dutch fries better than the shit i had in Belgium.

>>36123500
Si c'est un ours comme Klokov je veux bien.

>>36123529
>but they are rough.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Here, we call it passion.

>>36123621
Not sure for scandis.


>>36123174
lol

>>36123529
>Thinking modern frenchmen are romantic

File: ohgodreally.jpg (25KB, 500x309px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 500x309px

>>36123556
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TndqaMLw98
so many takes because giggled inbetween so often
here you go
>>36123764
Not rough like rough in bed, rough as in non-passionate, 1 min of in-and-out and that's it.

Last time i met an American he asked for directions and i was sick that day and tried pointing at the direction he should go, he then asked why i don't speak and i answered with what sounded like broken English because i was so sick. He just laughed at me and called me a fucking Dane so i guess 2 insults at once.

File: 1418150085678.jpg (57KB, 600x902px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 600x902px

>>36123876
>Not rough like rough in bed, rough as in non-passionate, 1 min of in-and-out and that's it.
Disappointing.

>>36123876
>This thread
>This vocaroo
>This girl

>My sides

>>36123917
Im sorry to hear that bro, hope you get over your illness.

File: 1420831234987.jpg (34KB, 252x240px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 252x240px

>>36123876
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TndqaMLw98
>MES CÔTES

>>36123876
>dat vocaroo
submission isn't arousing to me, I like germans women because they're strong and pragmatic in a serious way. But still very feminine and soft <3

>>36119181

>implying it's not a meme

tbh, Dutch people hate their language more than alot of foreigners do.

>>36124063
>this nice on 4shit

T-thanks you t-too!

>>36124188
why though man, it sounds nice to me atleast.

File: bigcock.jpg (155KB, 397x319px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 397x319px

>>36123876
my dick
brb emigrating to Deutschland

>>36122040
French bastardization of Latin words "honour" vs. proper Latin borrowed words "honor."

File: ayyyylmaooo.jpg (132KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 500x375px

>>36123876
Thanks! now my little brother told everyone downstairs i was watching some Alien porn..

>>36124620
D-do I sound that bad
;-;

>>36124756
Nah it's not bad, my oldest brother just walked in and asked what the fuck i was playing, i just played it up again and he said "Holy fuck! Who is that??" I'm pretty sure my brother is still convinced it was alien porn or some shit

Why do you reward this attention whoring?

File: 1404325467198.gif (2MB, 236x224px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 236x224px

>>36118433
>All those French posters ITT wanting to put their saucisson in a sauerkraut

>>36124950
because it's fun
go back to work hans

>>36122118
>Being this openly lewd
Disgusting.

File: 1413898822467.gif (143KB, 429x611px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 429x611px

>>36125008
hon hon hon

>>36125008
Quoi ? C'est très bon la choucroute garnie, connard.

To the German qt

Hallo liebe
I can satisfy your need to be reduced to a quivering heap of moaning orgasms by a sexually developed French man

Wenn dir schmeckt's;)

>>36118433

BONYUR YE VULÉ UIN BIER E UN CROCMESIE. ALÉ, ALE.

PA DE TIP PUR TUA, PIERRE, DESOLÉ.

>>36124950
This.

Death to /soc/.
Death to normalfags.
Death to normies.
Death to newfags.
Death to /b/tards post 2007.
Death to neurotypicals.
Death to redditors.
Death to those who use Facebook.

Deus vult.

>>36125209

DEUS VULT

>>36125209
#i will ride with you

>>36125124
>this entire post
beta/10

>>36125209
/int/ is full of normalpédé, sorry to burst your bubble

>>36125285
I WILL MAKE A NEW BUBBLE
FROM SCUM TO SOAP SCUM

>>36124950
Would you be jealous, Hans ? :3

File: DamnBananaman.gif (498KB, 1000x1024px) Image search: [Google]

498KB, 1000x1024px

>>36125124
AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH

File: sprololololo.gif (37KB, 69x120px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 69x120px

>>36125336
If you were a girl Hans, your name would be Hansa.

>>36125038
We will make love and the Europe of tomorrow. What's bad ?

File: 5600_oss117.jpg (20KB, 325x255px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 325x255px

>>36120710
>please make me tarte flambée chaque jour
Well i can cook all type of tarte flambées, especially those with apples and grand Marnier, so sexy and tasty. I can also cook a baeckeoffe, i make the best fleischkiechles west of rhin, soft and mellows spätzles and if you're the gourmand type of girl i can make the most delicate and stunning cream sauce ( no hidden joke here of course, that's really not my type) to goes with it.
yes i'm that type of guy, i don't mind being the one in the kitchen.

>>36125209
Destiny

Normalfag genocide best day of my life

File: 1414789596874.jpg (4MB, 2958x2012px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 2958x2012px

>>36125209
#JESUISPASNORMIE

File: ImNotEvenBlack.gif (1MB, 237x179px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 237x179px

Here to comment on how last night I took some qt Chinese girl home and it took about 20 minutes of foreplay to get it in her.

Feeling really good lads, she said it was "too big" but we made it work.

>tfw it's only 7.4 inches

>>36125478
Ce commentaire est-il pour de vrai très cher

File: where did everything go so right.png (1MB, 1905x471px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1905x471px

>>36125528
Soon, brother.

>>36125583
Mais bien evidemment. Sauf pour la crème, c'est vrai que yavait un sous-entendu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Psin-Zd_4

>>36125285
Literally spent the last 26 hours fucking my fuckbuddy until she had speech impediments

Nothing beta about me son

>>36125014
>>36125124

beta as fuck

>>36125916
Did she at least lube the strap-on ?

File: 1412805985179.jpg (46KB, 622x562px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 622x562px

>post yfw un américain t'approche en parlant français

>>36125956
>doing things because it's fun
>beta
german thinking
go back to work hans

File: 1421160699887.jpg (37KB, 500x611px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 500x611px

>>36125209
I hope this is good b8
otherwise
>yfw
>>36125478
SPÄTZLE
YESSSS

>>36126103

Well i had lube for anal but we got caught up doing N2O together and having sex while under the effects with some deep house music playing.

>>36120710
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dYzmQVhvBC
do you want a cuck bf to "äta kokt julskinka och grynkorv" with this year?

>>36126428
Är du en arisk qt? ~

File: 1409360325009.jpg (16KB, 200x240px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 200x240px

>>36126564
Arisk men knappast en paj
>dkn

>>36122536
That's hilarious actually.
I'd do the same but in reverse if I had that power.

>>36126740
>wow I wish I had an American boyfriend and no disgusting European!!!
t. no girl ever

>>36119889
Yep.
If you don't know English, you are not able to access most of the World's information which is on the internet.
In our era, the era of information, where the literacy rate is around 99%, the new new illiterate person is the one who doesn't know English.

>>36126799
Yeah, but the thing is an "American" can mean different things based on state.

Lots of choices.

>>36122118

>mfw gonna go to Paris, find this German strumpet and seduce her, bring her back to her place, start making passionate voulez-vous-coucher-avec-moi in her loins, and just as she's about to climax I'll lean in and whisper "Je suis 4chan" in her ear

#padamalgam

>talking to a frenchman
>just kidding, I never see any outside of /int/ and the ones here are generally the hostile jeuxvideo types that refuse to talk to anyone but other europeans

good thing I never bothered learning french, what a shitshoot that would have been

File: 1420813347401.jpg (220KB, 853x543px) Image search: [Google]

220KB, 853x543px

>>36127261
B-but what about the other frenchmen that actually want to talk to everybody? ;_;

>>36127174
pls record something in french
I wanna hear what a pervert sounds like ;^)

>>36127403
I never meet those types

I have more conversations with french canadians than I do actual frenchmen

>>36127403
>tfw you truly recognize yourself in that spurdo pic
Fuck capitalism, seriously.

>>36127488
Maybe you should search a little bit more? I'm bretty sure you can find open people everywhere. :----DDDD

>>36127628
they never want to talk to americans

I remember doing omegle for different countries while drunk and bored and every french person cut out of the convo as soon as they found out i'm from USA

>>36127714
I highly doubt that

File: 1421262737376.png (48KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 500x500px

>>36127714
Pardon them they were also too drunk to speak with a native english speaker. D:
But first why did you go to this shitty website full of pedos?

>>36127826
curiosity I guess

it's just french too, I have german, italian, british, and even estonian friends on steam and skype. but no french

>>36118433
Caring about what a french men thinks?? What are you a candy-ass?? Frenchmen are so fucking irrelevant that they import niggers and mudslimes to make fucking drama just to stay relevant.

Glaswegian accent

>Everyone either compliments it or can't understand me
>Some people think I'm dutch, some think I'm Irish
>One person asked if I was English

>>36127892
>"""""curiosity"""""
What games do you play on Steam? If for exemple you play such a game as Men of War don't expect to see one single french person online, sometimes some games are just abandonned by some countries just because the game hasn't been translated into their native language.

>>36128076
pretty much all over the place with gaming, it's not a dota-only account or anything

>>36128171
Well I don't really know what to tell you, sometimes the french just stick with their fellas and sometimes they just come to English speaking servers to speak french and annoy everyone.
And then there's french gamers like me, who never speak french always do a weird slavic accent so that other players won't spot that I'm french. :(

>>36128364
c'est la vie I guess

>>36128505
H-How do you even know this expression..?

File: 1420938686701.jpg (58KB, 469x640px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 469x640px

Where have the qt Germans gone ?
There is nothing left but burgers.

>>36126657
Äh! Ryck upp dig Anon, börja gymma och knulla brudar. Jag tror på dig, planera inte utan gör det bara!
>>36126564
Also Yes he is both don't listen to him.

>>36128614
Everyone knows it, but more like, "sellawee" in America
>>36128685
Je suis ici :3~

>>36119889
FIVE EYES
I
V
E

E
Y
E
S

>>36128704
Pratar du med dig själv?

>>36128745
Are you a guy or the vocaroo-consideration hungry girl ?

>>36128885
J-j'suis la fille ;-;

>>36129098
Salope.

>>36129162
Salaud.

>>36128848
Nej vi är två olika Svenskar.

>>36129241
>>36128704
>>36126657
skoja bara, alla är jag :-D

>>36129098
Tu vas atterrir dans quelle fac ?

>>36129098
Do you have fantasy about surrendering to a powerful French man and his manly baguette now?

>>36129206
Suce moi.

File: Skärmavbild 2015-01-14 kl. 20.45.11.png (19KB, 372x113px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 372x113px

>>36129296
Snyggt försök Leif!

File: image.jpg (30KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 600x400px

>>36120380
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gzwQonxacp

Accent = 11/10, nous aimons beaucoup les étrangers parlant le français :)
Phrase = 8/10, j'ai compris "Je beurre ma baguette avec mes mains potelés", j'ai rigolé.
Grill = I don't care, you are just a human like me :)

>>36118527
>mon
>petite
You aren't really french are you

>>36129384
Undrar om någon kommer beundra min photoshopping erfarenhet :-D

>>36129512
V ive le France !

File: 1419529172115.png (176KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 500x500px

>tfw the language of NEET's, Japanese, is the hardest of them all

This terrible coincidence hurts me so.

File: Qp1jhbQ.jpg (42KB, 604x450px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 604x450px

>>36129468
>I don't care, you are just a human like me

File: VikingPepe.png (850KB, 1195x1387px) Image search: [Google]

850KB, 1195x1387px

>>36129555
Fina siffror

>>36129297
Je vais essayer de m'inscrire à l'université "Paris College of Art" (Product/Industrial Design) et d'autres choses semblables
>>36129345
I've always had that, Jacques.
>>36129468
M-merci :3

File: 129958-004-C9B8B89D[1].jpg (18KB, 343x450px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 343x450px

>>36129468
A ce niveau la y'a plus que le suicide pour toi mec

>>36129562
it's not so tough once you learn up to intermediate you can teach yourself the rest

>>36129629
>I've always had that, Jacques.
This generation of german girl is better than the old one
>Je vais essayer de m'inscrire à l'université "Paris College of Art" (Product/Industrial Design) et d'autres choses semblables
Pour faire quoi ? Quand je lis "Paris College of Art" je m'inquiète.

File: dia.jpg (38KB, 414x600px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 414x600px

>>36129629
>Je vais essayer de m'inscrire à l'université "Paris College of Art"

>>36129629
what's your boobs size ? do you have a nice ass ?

File: Good-Job.jpg (36KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 500x375px

>>36120710
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dYzmQVhvBC

Accent : 11/10 too
Texte : 3/10, phrase écrite par un puceau en chien

Continue comme ça :)

>>36129848
>>36129468
anon, tu t'enfonces.

File: 1337069495151.jpg (16KB, 460x315px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 460x315px

>>36122306

> Pale
> Brun
> Blue/grey/green eyes

Oh lord, it's me :D

>>36129736
>Pour faire quoi ? Quand je lis "Paris College of Art" je m'inquiète.
Ah, tu t'inquiètes parce que tu penses c'est des femnazis et hipsters qui étudient du "modern cis-gender aware otherkin art"?
Je voudrais faire Product/Ind. Design, ou Graphic Design où on concoit des emballages, appareils ou "Brand Identities". En plus, j'aimerais m'inscrire pour étudier de l'architecture, mais ben, tous les gens veulent faire ca.

S-sorry for le bad french and no cedille etc

>>36130146
yo you speak better french than my french teacher Madame Wall

>>36130143
>cuti

Oups :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>36130143
Back off, she wants aryan masterrace

File: 1421092806936.jpg (11KB, 196x125px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 196x125px

>>36130243
>be in Paris in restaurant
>Amerifats next to us
>They order merguez
>They pronounce it like http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CERQy4aRRr

>>36130146
>Ah, tu t'inquiètes parce que tu penses c'est des femnazis et hipsters qui étudient du "modern cis-gender aware otherkin art"?
Oui, j'avais l'impression que c'était un truc "d'art" qu oi

Mais ça
>Je voudrais faire Product/Ind. Design, ou Graphic Design où on concoit des emballages, appareils ou "Brand Identities"
c'est sympa.
Bonne chance je sais que tu va bien wörk

>En plus, j'aimerais m'inscrire pour étudier de l'architecture, mais ben, tous les gens veulent faire ca.
On peut quand même percer.
Après t'attends pas à faire des trucs géniaux, mais tu peux très bien être dans une petite boite d'architecture sympa avec un boulot de cadre.

Ton français est très bon

>>36130390
How can you fuck up a word's pronounciation so bad? D:

File: FarÅtHelvete.jpg (73KB, 520x292px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 520x292px

>>36130390
Flippin' Americans.

>>36130492
Je parie que t'es une de ces sous-merdes qui hantent les fils français et qui suçaient la bite de fwg toute journée

File: 4882178+_da3c4ed04107317fbd173a2d24032c21.jpg (2KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 200x200px

>>36129673
>>36129924

>>36130390
wtf, even im able to pronounce something that basic.

>>36130305

C'est toujours moi :)

>>36130557
>Trainer sur /pédé/ alias /otakupedoculture/
Les fils français mon dieu

>>36130351

Mussolini master race here, we are aryan's relative !

>>36130702
>Mussolini
>masterrace

Mais j'aime bien le fait que la seule époque où les trains italiens étaient ponctuels est celle de Mussolini.

File: 392127493.jpg (41KB, 499x373px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 499x373px

>>36130438
Ahh merci :3
Je comprends le francais mieux que je le parle. C'est probablement parce que si je vois du télé, c'est des choses en francais (ou anglais) et j'ai lu de la littérature francaise, mais je n'ai aucun de parler avec :(

>>36131826
i feel so bad now for skipping french class back in school, if only i payed more attention, than maybe i could understand what your saying.