I went to a Louis CK show last week and the meme is pretty accurate.
"I'm white, as you can tell."
"I'm so white, it's like ewww, you know? Why am I so white? It's gross how white I am."
"I'm so white that I'm not even gonna dignify that joke with a punchline, that's how dumb white people are."
"I was walking home the other day..."
>audience inexplicably starts chanting "IN-TER-RACIAL! IN-TER-RACIAL!"
"Actually, I was on my way to the Interracial Breeding Ground with my two daughters..."
>everyone in the audience gets up from their seat and starts signing "Whoop There It Is!" at a deafening volume
I got out of there before it was too late. You do not wanna caught being white when he starts the "reparations" bit.
>So the other day I looked through my daughter's computer, yeah, yeah, invasion of privacy, but it's not like I'm the only one doing it these days, So, I was looking through her folders and found loads of pictures of some sissy white boy band, I was appalled, had my warnings of the evil of the white race fallen on deaf ears?
>Then it hit me, 'I'll teach this judgemental slut a little lesson in diversity', I replaced all her fawning pictures of twink white boys with masculine black men and some of my favorite videos of white girls getting their holes drilled by black bucks, that'll teach her for fantasizing about some girly white boys.
>My daughter finally turned 12 last week. Yep, you know what that means. First trip to the Interracial Breeding Grounds. So we drive all the way out there, right, only to find that she couldn't fit Thugzilla, our assigned BBC. I mean, what the fuck? You would think years of machine stretching would loosen her up just a little. Anyway, something drastic had to be done. So just before Thug went soft, I drained his BBC into my mouth and snowballed it back into my daughter's cunny
>Being a dad is hard, man
idk what happened to this dude. he strength used to be his ability to make edgy material funny, now he just spends time apologizing for white people on stage. he's not even white, he's fucking mexican
>Do you ever wonder how much kids lie to their parents? It's a lot, lemme tell ya, why just the other day my daughter told me she was going to the movies with her black boyfriend DeTroivus, well naturally I was overjoyed, 'here's my daughter putting aside her prejudice and giving herself over to a superior black buck'.
>I thought I'd follow her to the cinema, hey, with a bit of luck I'd see some hot interracial foreplay! So imagine my horror when - get this - I spot her with some WHITE boy, yeah, she was holding hands with this lily white nerd, I was pissed, she showed me that all her talk of being accepting of black people was just a a lie, a big fat lie, my slut daughter couldn't control her innate racism even after all I'd taught her.
>So what did I do? I ran up to my whore daughter and screamed 'YOU RACIST PIG, YOU WHITE SLUT' and took her kicking and screaming to my car where I gagged and tied her up, I had to punish her for this deception, I mean, I couldn't take it on my conscience to know that I'd raised a racist, So, I pushed some zolpidem down that two faced little slut’s throat and dumped her in a black ghetto, I explained the situation to some of the brothers there and they seemed very enthusiastic to teach her a lesson.
>So there you go, sometimes you've gotten be harsh with your kids if you want them to turn out as good honest people.
>So anyway, I'm in England right. Any of you in the audience ever been there?
*audience murmurs, slight disdain*
>I know I know, it's horrible place. White indigenous European males everywhere...
*audience boos, hecklers shout from the back of the hall*
>So yeah, I get to my hotel room, guess what I see on the TV?
*audience silence, puzzled faces everywhere*
>They have a channel right. Multiple channels! Guess what it's called? B...B...C.
*crowd goes wild with applause*
>Imagine that, millions of white women all at home staring at the BBC, morning noon and night!
*crowd goes ballistic, people are literally hugging and praying in their seats*
>An entire nation tuned into BBC! We are all slaves to the BBC on our televisions!
*crowd begins chanting BBC! BBC! BBC!*
>So you can imagine my disappointment when this 'BBC' featured no updates on any interracial breeding grounds
*crowd stunned to silence*
>But you know what I say? Let's go to England, with a million black men, and let them fuck every white woman in sight!
*crowd goes insane, starts burning down the auditorium, drums start playing*
>I AM SLAVE TO THE BBC, THE BBC IS MY MASTER. DESHI DESHI, BASARA BASARA!
*crowd begins burning British flags, storms out of the auditorium chanting in unison*
>You know I caught my wife fucking a black guy the other day and I said to myself "You fucking whore." I mean she's hogging his dick all to herself, I want some of that action! Why didn't she invite me? There's plenty of BBC to go around!
over exaggeration from bits where he admits being white is good.
White people can't admit that being white is good! It pushing anti white propaganda!
>I will never EVER allow my daughter to date a white guy. If she even THINKS about bringing home a guy who isn't black, I will drag her ass out into the street and go up to the first black guy I see and DEMAND that she starts sucking his dick right then and there in front of me.
>It's amazing how racist us whites are, even as kids, oh yeah! Kids can be prejudiced little shits, take my daughter, when she was little she'd only eat vanilla ice cream, she wouldn't have chocolate flavored, no, she wanted WHITE ice cream, well let me tell you I was having none of it, I'd make her eat chocolate ice cream whether she wanted it or not, even when she started puking I kept shovelling it in there, fed her three whole tubs that day, anyway, the point is that whites are just born racists, we have to be forced to be decent human beings.
>everyone in the audience gets up from their seat and starts signing "Whoop There It Is!" at a deafening volume
>On both St. Valentine’s Day and Mother’s Day, the white male gives gifts of chocolate candy with nuts
>If his sweetheart ingests "chocolate with nuts," the white male can fantasize that he is genetically equal to the Black male
>LITTLE WHITE DICKS!
*Crowd begins to hiss and shout phrases like "GET OUTTA TOWN!"*
>BIG BLACK COCKS!
*Crowd begins to cheer, stomp feet and lift lighters into the air*
>Now I know there are some people out there that haven't tasted a black man's cock!
>"Some haven't even let one plant their seed in their wives!"
*Crowd begins to boo and hiss again*
>But most straight white privileged males don't even engage in black culture!
>I for instance recently met the Wu-Tang Clan
>I heard one of their songs was called "Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin to fuck wit"
>More like, Wu-Tang Clan AIN'T NUTHIN TO CUCK WIT!
>Like seriously! They absolutely ravaged my wife's dripping cunt hole, I slurped up the cum from her pussy after everyone of them defiled her!
*Crowd begins to cheer as all white males in the crowd are beaten*
>I mean it's only my duty isn't it!? Whites LITERALLY invented slavery and everything bad in the world!
*All the white females in the crowd are now being raped while the white males are being forced to watch and suck BBCs*
>MY DAUGHTER SHOULD LITERALLY GET RAPED BY BLACK COCK!
>NOW FOR OUR SPECIAL GUESTS, THE RZA, THE GZA, OLD DIRTY BASTARD, INSPECTAH DECK, RAEKWON THE CHEF, U-GOD, GHOSTFACE KILLAH AND THE METHOD MAN!
*Wu-Tang Clan storm on stage with their cocks hanging out, Louis is already on his knees sucking off ODB while RZA starts rapping*
>THERE'S NO PLACE TO HI-HIDE WHEN I SLIP INSI-HIDE THE WOMB... DOCTOR DOOM, PREPARE FOR THE BOOM!... OH MAN... I SLAM... YOUR MAM! NOW WATCH HER CREAM LIKE TARZAAAAN!
*Louis is now being raped by Ghostface as he sucks off Method Man and ODB*
>I've heard people complaining about the new Star Wars movie because JJ Abrams cast a black guy as the lead. Clearly, inferior white sissy boys are afraid that it will lead to more white sluts leaving them for a healthy dose of the BBC. Let's just be blunt, white men are small dicked, nerdy cowardly losers who can't offer a fraction of the pleasure a strong black bull can!
>I'm going to take my daughter to see the new film so she can see the black alpha male humiliating all those pathetic white boys. If it gives her a taste for the black cock then it's a job well done on my part.
>Hell we should just send all white men to be castrated and white women to be sent to interracial breeding camps! The white women would be getting properly satisfied for once.
>The only people who would object are sissy little white boys who are responsible for colonialism, the Holocaust and every major evil in history. All of their violence is probably a failed attempt to look masculine because they're incapable of competing against the virility of black men.
>Louis CK appears on stage with a strapon glued to his forehead
>"White people are dumb," he states matter-of-factly
>Scattered c(h)uckles rise above the crowd
>"But the blacks--"
>Murmurs of PC-discontent ripple across the room
>"--are fucking superior."
>the murmurs blossom into jovial laughs
>"Only faggots are white."
>"You know what really bothers me? Whites have way too much privilege"
>A vibe of pensiveness fills out the room.
>"I'm gonna show you what I mean."
>Louis CK takes off his pants and sits down on the stage. He places the mic by his ass, leans back and props up his butt with his arms. He then arches his head forward, inserting the strapon into his asshole while feverishly licking his hairy nutsack.
>People start wriggling about in their seats, seemingly triggered.
>"I am the ball of white privilege," Louie says. "I could get in a time machine and go to any time, and it would be fucking awesome when I get there! That is exclusively a white privilege. I don’t want to go to the future and find out what happens to white people, because we’re going to pay hard for this shit, you gotta know that ... we’re not just gonna fall from number 1 to 2. They’re going to hold us down and fuck us in the ass forever, and we totally deserve it."
>Crowd goes haywire, erupting into a frenzy of wild laughs, shrieking and chanting.
>Thronges of oily blacks in speedoes rush into the room and provide cultural enrichment via anal sex.
>Louis CK rolls on the stage, fucking himself with the strapon.
>>everyone in the audience gets up from their seat and starts signing "Whoop There It Is!" at a deafening volume
Argentina, that was a damn funny post, would read again.
>My daughter -get this- my daughter asked me to take her to Spain to see the bulls
>And I told her "Honey, why Spain when Detroit is only an hour away?"
*roaring laughter is heard, rap music starts blaring through the speakers, some of the white males are beaten and raped*
>Louis CK gets on stage
>Everyone starts throwing tomatoes at him for being white
>"Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm a tiny dicked piece of shit!"
>"Heh, you know what we should do?"
>Audience is on the edge of their seats
>"We should put all the white people on a cruise ship!"
>Audience starts rioting
>So fucking angry
>Gunshots are heard, Louis was almost killed
>"GUYS, I DIDN'T FINISH YET!"
>"We should put all the white people on a nice big cruise ship, and FUCKING BLOW IT UP"
>Audience applauds so hard the building starts to shake
>People are crying in joy at Louis' ingenious final solution
>Louis screams "Fuck white people, my wife deserves a BBC!" and kills himself onstage
>A pack of niggers is seen dragging Louis' wife away
My racial transformation is complete. I am now a member of the glorious Black Master Race, I implore you pathetic white men in the audience to renounce your ancestry or be forced to watch as your women are made slaves to the BBC
>All kidding aside, if you're going to the Interracial Breeding Grounds, please, you must get stretched out first. I can't stress this enough
~Louis CK giving a talk at his daughter's preschool
>Australia LITERALLY getting jealous of spic shitposting on a Nepalese debt management symposium
Holy shit someone screencap Peru's posts.
>mfw Louis CucK is a thousand times funnier than Louis CK
>he's a jew from the middle east
>I will not rest as long as even one white male draws breath on this planet. My mission is not complete until the last cum skin is hunted down and exterminated like a rat
>I'M GONNA KILL EVERY WHITE MOTHERFUCKER IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT
This meme has gone too far
Has anyone showed this too Louis?
He's the kinda of guy who would actually look into this
>In African cultures, boys undergo initiation into manhood by withstanding certain types of pain. I think whites should adopt this noble practice by taking a whole BBC. Only when their anus becomes fully prolapsed is the white absolved of their sins for being born white