Have anybody been to the Netherlands?

>>31918910

>Cool country
>Cool people
>Interesting history stuff to see

Have a trip there.

>>31918910
We don't want you here you slanty eyed gook

>>31919005
Korean? Chinese?

>>31919041
I know Americans arent that clever, but you can see the country by lookin at the flag above the post.

>>31918910
>Have you ever visited the Netherlands?
Nope, never.
What's a Netherlands?

>>31918910
pls no more foreigners

>>31918910
The people are rude, the cities are shit, and they're racist as fuck

Yellow man stay home

>>31918910
>Have you ever visited the Netherlands?
All day every day.
>How was it?
We're drowning please send boats.
>Did you experience any hatred about race?
Only Moroccans. And maybe Turks. Everybody is fine except for niggers and gypsies.
Asians are cool.

It's a shit country, very 3rd world. They are so racist that they can't get enough black people to discriminate against so they invent their own.
Beer is shit, food is shit, people are very shit, everyone drives a windmill and they their gods are not our gods. Very strange, everyone wears 16th century clothes and would probably live in woods if they had any. Would not go again.

>>31919425

How was the travel in the time machine ?

>>31918910
faggots, drugs addicted, shitload of niggers and kekabs
true first world place

>>31919425
Kek

>>31919425
>would probably live in woods if they had any
Top kek

>>31918910
>Have you ever visited the Netherlands?
Yes. Many times.
>How was it?
Always fine. The Dutch are good people.
>Did you experience any hatred about race?
No.

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>>31919425
B-But Germany-kun, I-I thought...

>>31919425
/Thread

>>31919425
mehmet pls

>>31919425
Tfw no woods to drive my windmill to.

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>>31919538
j/k I <3 u bb

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>>31918910
Japanese tourists are great. Don't forget to wear heels if you want to be taken seriously.

It's socially acceptable in the Netherlands to make fun of your slit eyes

It's also common to refer to any spleetogen (slit eyes) or poepchinezen (poop chinese) as Chinese

>>31919750

Fortunately my gender allows me to wear high heels. But according to this thread, it seems heels won't give me a nice trip, danke

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>>31919920
g-girl?

>>31920071

why surprised?
Haven't you ever seen a girl?

>>31919920
post feet

>>31918910
>Have you ever visited the Netherlands?
Yes.

>How was it?
Excellent.

>Did you experience any hatred about race?
No.

>>31918910

It was terrible. Flat, ugly, crowded, muslims are everywhere.

>>31919779
>It's socially acceptable in the Netherlands to make fun of your slit eyes
What??

You didn't make fun of my eyes!

>>31918910
It's fantastic.

They don't like Turks and Moroccans but you should be fine.

>>31920230
Not him, but making fun is slanty eyes is actually something kids learn in elementary school. Not sure if they still teach kids that.

When you say poopchinese to a kid while making slanty eyes they burst out laughing.

>>31919920
pos tittlets

>>31920297
HANKIEPANKIE SHANGHAI

>>31918910
been to amsterdam and to some campings, people in campings are always cool.

In amsterdam some protestant heretic guy yelled at our group because we left during his improvised speech in some place.

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>>31918910
Why would anybody go to the Netherlands?

Some women once came up to me and my ruski friend and said "wat een stelletje kankertoeristen alsjemenou!"
Aside from that very nice. Been there multiple times

>tfw ruski friend has a manager job now and lives in hong kong while you sit here in Belgium

>>31920336
O yeah, and people think Chinese celebrate their birthday by singing "Hankey Pankey Shanghai" to each other to the tune of "happy birthday to you".

>Have you ever visited the Netherlands?

Yes

>How was it?

10/10 country

>Did you experience any hatred about race?

I found Dutch people were pretty willing to talk about how much they hate Moroccans if you give them a little push, like casually saying 'there seems to be quite a few Arabs in Rotterdam...'

Fair enough though, those people are scum.

>>31920148
n-never at the tip of my dick

>>31918910
>Have you ever visited the Netherlands?
ye

>How was it?
bretty good

>Did you experience any hatred about race?
ye lots of racism towards white people.

>>31920429
>'there seems to be quite a few Arabs in Rotterdam...'
m8 if only you knew
>>31918910
You're very welcome here as a tourist

>>31920492
>ye lots of racism towards white people.
Just towards Belgians :^)

how frequently can I see folks with 2m height?

>>31920576
The cities in the west (Amsterdam, The Hague, Rotterdam) are filled with tourists and foreigners. So they aren't that big.

The closer you get to the east border the larger people get.

>>31920576
pretty frequent, but most men here are around 188 cm

>>31920576
Those are the only people there.

>>31920607
>implying Dutch people in the west are somehow shorter
inb4 hue hue there are no Dutch people in the west

Captcha: nassau ssibianc

>>31920517

I used to live on Vierambachtsstraat, I know too well...

>>31920576
You'll find them, there's usually about twenty japs like you posing with them :^)

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We are a very racist country. Don't come here if you want to get lynched.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wzEPgpSRm4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQZHjJ4khjk

>>31920529
you mean positive discrimination? :^)

>>31920671
/r/ing picture of the guy doing an interview for spleetogenTV while bending his knees to get to their level

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>>31920701

>>31920731
Every time

>>31920731
>wearing high heels
>still not reaching his level

I cling to my womanlet

>>31918910
I'd like to visit it.

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>these Dutch people trying to scare off a potential tourist and consequently potential money
Disgusting, step up your swamp jewishness lads

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>>31920812
No worries, girls can be gnomes with getting constantly laughed at.

>>31920846

Half of these posts are probably Brum trying to give Dutchies a bad image anyway.

In the Nederdraad most of us seem to be obsessed with Japan anyway.

>>31920943
Nah
You just know when it's brum

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>>31919255
>Sweden

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>>31920909
yeah right

>>31920985
>muh tiny beers

>>31920985

But the Japan-hater "Dutchy" is typing exactly like Brum would.

I think this is some fishy stuff regardless.

>>31921068
I can guarantee you, I am not brum

>>31921068
>these beers are too tiny
>no one wants to go out with me
>they use too much hair gel
>why won't anyone date me
>everyone's rude
>why can't I get a Dutch girlfriend
>chips are too expensive
>I wish I had a Dutch girlfriend
>shops close too early
>man, I'd really like to have a girlfriend

There, summed up Brum for you

>>31921100

Prove it, faggot.

Or alternatively: ex-colonial whose ancestors got spanked by Japanese detected.

>>31921158
>ex-colonial whose ancestors got spanked by Japanese detected
Hey, I didn't even post here yet. No need to involve me.

>>31921158
Fifth column like you is probably happy we lost our colonies!

>>31921100
Double dubs confirm
>>31921158

>>31921158
>ex-colonials
>bad

Also, lots of ethnic Dutch were spanked in the war with Japan m8

>>31921147
>tfw I think our beers are tiny too
>tfw no one wants to go out with me
>tfw everyone uses hair gel but me
>Meh
>tfw I can't get a gf
>Everything is expensive in life
>tfw no gf
>tfw shops are closed at 6
>tfw no gf

Fuck, maybe I'm a Brum too

>>31921315
There's a little bit of Brum inside of all of us, anon

>>31921216
>tfw Americlaps tricked us into giving up the Southern Moluccas and Western Papua

Fucking perfidious shits

>>31921216

>implying

However I do blame your weakness for being unable to keep them under your control after the Japanese left. Perhaps their spankin' made you scream like a little girl a teeny weensy bit too much eh? Had the motherland not needed to intervene, perhaps than we would have been able to resist the perfidious influence of the USA.

>>31921208

You wanted to didn't you, faggy?

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brum here

netherlands is a number 1 country

nothing is bad here

here is a pic of me enjoying netherlands

>>31921488
ayy

>>31921488
>Holland

>>31921488
You're not Brum

>>31921557
At least he know where the relevancy is at :^)

>>31921557
Nuffin' wrong with calling it Holland.

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>>31921587
but i am

>>31921598
>>31921601
Fugg both of you :DDD

Fryslân boppe!

>>31918910
The Netherlands is a very cosy country with friendly people.

>>31921640
>Fryslân

Brabant Master Race

>>31921640
Getting buttfucked by the Frankish master race since always :^)

>>31920909
I don't know about you but 6'0 feet is still okay.

>>31921715
>Franks to the left of me,
>Saxons to the right, Frisian I am,
>Stuck in the middle with you.

>>31921767
>having more than 2 feet

>>31919255
>muh racism
Jesus fucking Christ, quit it Sweden, you're acting like a faggot agian.

Thanks everyone.

Are there any other countries where Dutch is spoken and an Asian woman can visit without being discriminated?

>>31922049
Belgium and real Netherlands (north of the Rhine)

>>31922049

Uuh Suirname? Other than that I guess you're outta luck. Perhaps Belgium if you happen to consider their gibberish as "Dutch".

Racism against Japanese is pretty nonexistent though, unless you happen to meet the wrong people.

>>31922049
>without being discriminated
Don't take /int/ too serious m8, you'll be fine when visiting.

>>31922135
>wanting to encourage special snowflake mentality
Belgians speak Dutch

God I hate japs
Little gook eyed fucks
I'm sure this chink at my chinese restaurant is a jap, might aswell be japenese

fuck do i know

she smells horrible though

>>31922353
>have surinamese friend
>there are two slit eyed girls behind us
>he says 'it smells like chinese'
>i look and nod towards the girls
>we both start laughing
We were both like 9 or something
Good times

>>31921640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi_TvqIVQnk

The hero and saviour of the Frisians.

>>31922515
Frisian fascism on the rise