BRITAIN THREAD

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England is a very proud country in the United Kingdom!

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The United Kingdom is progressive.

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England, in the United Kingdom enjoys football!

They even invented the sport!

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Hooray for the Queen!

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>>31249121
The Queen is very progressive, here is a picture of her attending a cultural sensitivity gala!

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Here is another example of how progessive Britain is!

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>>31249229
I knew it!

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Did you know the Britain is very encouraging and welcoming of immigrants?

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>>31249444
Ew stop it. Thats too much.

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Diversity is important and celebrated in the UK

>>31249628
Harriet Arkell ought to be ashamed of herself.

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Britain is so progressive they recognize that there were indeed knights of color!

They even recognize that the Legendary King Arthur's consort Guinevere was a woman of color.

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Britain is encouraging of religious tolerance and integration.

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Britain is respectful and tolerant of all views on the future of the country

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>>31249963
>>31249906
Hooray!

>>31249963
Wasn't he arrested recently?

Belgium stop it, Brussels is worst than fucking London.

>>31250111
Yes, but they let him go.

>>31250115
*worse

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>>31250060
Very good example, Britain welcomes open peaceful protests and encourages its citizens to speak their minds!

>>31250111
Unfortunately, but Britain is very progressive and lenient on those it suspects of wrongdoing so he should be ok

>>31250162
kek, really? Why the fuck would they do that? He should be executed already.

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In Britain you always feel safe, public security is a top priority and the police are well trained and efficient

Shallam asakeam Belgian ally, we must force the dirty western infidels to turn one each other.

you done? do you not think most of us fucking hate the state of things in the UK? it depresses me now stop posting this bullshit

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>>31248439
Queen Akbar!

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>>31250224
Britain believes in second chances and that people are not inherently bad.

And anyway he did nothing wrong

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>>31250224
He really is a puppet for the government. Its disgusting.

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>>31250271
>Russia mocking other countries for their Muslim population

>>31250224
>He should be executed already.

And why? Fuck off Ander Breivik

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When will Europe arm itself again?

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Britain is slowly become more accepting of their soon to be majority religion.

It's the right thing to do.

>>31250413
France you have mixed up your flags! That poster is of Denmark!

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>>31250413
Are you joking? Are you one of the 62% in France that sympathize with ISIS?

>>31250367
No, just for muslim immigrants.

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>>31250494
That chart says 62% are unfavorable, not favorable

British Imams are bringing traditional Muslim values into the mainstream, something a truly progressive society should be accepting of.

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>>31250494
>Are you one of the 62% in France that sympathize with ISIS?

Learn to read a graphic you stupid americunt
Fucking hell
>American education

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>>31250511
Most Muslim were born here though, that's why they pull the "muh human rights" if we try and deport them.

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>>31250617
France do not be rude.

You are also a tolerant country and should embrace other cultures with warmth and friendship, even if the make mistakes!

>>31250617
Wow a fucking typo.

Im not the one here supporting ISIS and Chourday am I?

>>31250413
We know he very well here, since he also operates in Denmark. He have been granted time on our media platforms, and said that both Britian and Denmark will be under Sharia Law

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZnZhuORKOc (2:35+ for the English part)

>>31250437
When will America liberate us?

>>31250494

can't even read a graphic

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Britain is extremely passionate about its domestic football league!

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>>31250780
France you must leanrn to be of forgivings to people's mistakes

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>>31250780
>Im not the one here supporting ISIS and Chourday am I?
>Can't use punctuation.

>>31250731
>When will America liberate us?
Soon, and the person above you wont think being 'edgy' is cool.

>>31250674
>willingly move to england
>want special rules
ill never fucking understand this
Mexicans can pull the "it was our land first "bullshit
blacks can pull the slavery card
but wtf possesses people to immigrate to somewhere foreign and try to make it like your home county?
even east asians here, who are very tightly groped together interact with american mainstream society

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>>31250855

salamalekoum muslims friend

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Brits really enjoy their local cuisine, especially fish and chips the national dish of England!

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>>31250943
See you can into tolerance

Also you are not arrogant like people say, in fact very modest!

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Britain is also known for its beautiful women.

Here are some of the finest it has to offer!

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>>31251073

Fake picture
Lying is haram Muhammmad

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At-least he is saying "England".

>>31251130
holy shit, i dont wanna fuc

>>31251231
but Scotland is englands bitch

>>31251231
Does the Scottish regions have lots of arabs or is it really just London?

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>>31251202
Muhammad is a good name!

I think I'll reccomend it to my French acquaintance for her baby's name!

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One unforunate thing about England is the weather, it often rains!

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>mfw a non-country we literally invented gets mad near me

>>31251323
Glasgow has plenty but England has more than its fair share.
More should be sent here to even it out a bit.

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>>31251440
I'm not mad at all!

Have you read the thread? I'm praising the many facets of Britain!

You should read the thread before making assumptions Silli Billi!

Did you know that Britain once had the world's greatest navy?

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One thing about Britain is that there is always something cheeky going on!

The norm when something cheeky happens is to tell your "lads" how cheeky it was!

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Britons absolutely love snacking foods!

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I mean it...they REALLY love their snacking foods!

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Another "Let's laugh at Britain (mainly England) thread.

Another foreign country speaking English while doing it.

The laughs never end!

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Another thing Britons are known for is quality BBC programming!

>>31248775
>B R I T A I N
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>Y E S
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>>31251842
ah was wondering how long it would take for the british banter to devolve down to "well you're using our language!!!!!!!"

>>31251323
We're 4% non-white.
and 69.02% White this includes gypsies though.

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>>31251842
I don't see the humor?

This is an educational thread about the bright side of life in Britain!

Please contribute!

Also I'm speaking American English, the original and best kind of English! The second best kind of English is cockney!

Here we see that Britain has a wide variety of consumer products for the home!

>>31251867

>BBC
>Posts picture of ITV2

>>31251968
I meant 96.02% white of course, silly me.

>>31251879

Still mad about Top Gear m8?

>>31251946

True though Frenchie, don't see nobody using you're language alot.

>>31251996
>American English
>English

You can put whatever word you want infront of it, still has English in it!

Bosting in epic thread

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>>31252016
It was a program originally aired and produced for the BBC, then rebroadcasted for ITV2!

Now you know!

Britains love their tea, so much so they go through spoons extremely fast!

>>31252086
>You can put whatever word you want infront of it, still has English in it!
Yes, English is a great language! Especially American English, the original and best version!

Let's just take a minute to appreciate this.

This man (or woman) has one life. One life. He is literally spending time he will never get back posting cherrypicked images of news stories that he has has likely spent months collecting on an anime imageboard, in a thread which will auto delete in a few hours, all so he can say LEL.

What is wrong with you?

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>>31252081
No, I just like shitposting, and the UK is perfect for that. You can bantz me about the Falklands and about our communist president, I'll even enjoy it.

In fact, you should start it now, I don't know how longer you'll have a head for not obeying Shariah, Have you even prayed today?

>>31252086
>nobody using you're language alot.

Can you write your fucking language properly or it's too hard for you Briteeth?

>>31252177
All good points, so why are YOU taking it to heart?

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>>31251442
>>31251968
>More should be sent here to even it out a bit.
Prepared yourselves men!

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Britons are very passionate people, who will go to great lengths to pursue their dreams!

>>31252177
I don't see what's wrong with educating a few posters on British cultures and values. It's important that people learn about Britain!

>>31252229

Kek, Not a single Muslim lives in my village m8. Its only the larger citys and towns.

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All kinds of people live in Britain, and all of them care about their individual communities and the people who live in them!

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>>31252322
>Not a single Muslim lives in my village m8

Not for now, at least.
Allah is coming for you, infidel.

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>>31252177
I'm enjoying it

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British citzens are charitable and generous, they will literally give the less fortunate the shirt off their back when possible!

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Yorkshire puddings are fucking delicious

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Britons are an advanced society. They believe quality of life is important and that the elderly should not have to suffer in old age and lose their dignity!

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>>31249762
>knights of color
I laff every time the BBC pulls this shit
Pic related: it's Friar Tuck in Robin Hood

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>>31252415

It wont happen. They can stay in London, Leeds and Birmingham.

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British muslims are very proud of their homeland and their deep roots their!

>>31252549
Very progressive. I can only applaud!

>>31252611
I hope it does.
I actually, non-sarcastically think it'd be a shame if Britain got overrun by muslims. Too much culture would die.

Here's my best wishes.

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>mfw Blegium, Europe's ISIS training ground, talks shit about Muslims

>>31248439
TAKBIR

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Britain is very successful

Sometimes that success can breed jealous, but Britain always lands on her feet!

Eid tomorrow my Muslim brothers!

I know this because my sister is fucking one of those shitskins

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>>31252740
You should read the thread!

Nowhere did I say anything negative about muslims!

I believe they are a peaceful religion and we can learn alot from them!

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>she did a kiss emoticon on FB chat

What do?

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>>31252740
>united states
>only seventy (70)

FUCK YEAH

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>>31252687

b..but you guys have Muslims too dont you.

>>31252794
inshallah your sister will come back to Islam and leave the anglo shitskin kuffar and their ilk behind.

Allah Ackbar!

>>31252687
Agreed. Where is the proud empire that kicked everyone who tried to talk shit to them in the balls? That didn't allow durty muslims and gypsies to raise their ugly heads?

>>31252862
That's seventy too many.

>>31252894
>proud empire that kicked everyone who tried to talk shit to them in the balls?


What are you talking about?

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>>31252861
She is expressing he desire for you to participate in the mating ritual and share physical affection with your member!


Britain is very accepting of LGBTQ rights, provided they do not interfere with the rights of muslims to practice their beliefs!

>>31252871
Yeah, my great-grandmom was lebanese I think but no one here gives a shit.

If you wear a burka here you'll either get massive indifference or some weird looks, and if anyone tries to enforce Shariah law they'll get laughed off the country.

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Britain is very accepting of freedom of political affiliation!

>>31252794
>my sister is fucking one of those shitskins
Honour killing when?

>>31248439
>implying britain is worth saving

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>Painting the cross of St Peter and claiming that it's the cross of S.t George

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Some British posters are absolute madmen! This is of course a term of endearment, it means they are witty and funny and over the top with their humor. They lead exciting and fulfilling daily lives!

Hey Belgium, tell me about Monty Python!

>Islamic Caliphate of Belgium thinking he can talk shit

tip top kek

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Europe of today.

>>31253209
>9gag.com

Belgium, everyone.

>>31253209
>uk is only 5% muslim
>neetlernad is only 4% musulim
>france is only 7% muslim
>england is only 8% muslims

Come on, stop alarmit

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95% of Britons on Brit are just in need of a friend, like the lad in pic related!

Keep this in mind when chatting with Britons on this message board!

>>31253186
Monty Python is quite literally the single greatest cultural contribution to the world that Britain has ever produced! Modern philosophers!

>>31253195
You're the third poster who has not read the thread! No one here is talking sh*t!

This is a thread to celebrate British values, culture and lifestyle!

Please contribute! Thank you and I'm sorry you misunderstood the thread. It's ok and I forgive you, we all make mistakes :o)

>>31253296

Disgraceful. It should be a percentage so low they're powerless. Like...0%

>>31253291

I found this picture on /int/.
Fuckin nigger.

>>31253296

Ahmed, please.
France is 10%.
2:3 of the births in Brussels and Antwerpen are from foreigners.

>>31253209
this is a fucking awful picture

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>Go in the tram, see and hear arabs everywhere
>Same for the streets

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Another thing Britons are known for is their sharp wit and wonderfully dry sense of humor!

In Briton they perform what is known as "banter" (friendly joshing between mates) as well as "taking the piss!"

More often than not, foreigners unfamiliar with banter simply do not understand or appreciate the subtlety of British humor and the joke is often lost on them. With time it can be understood and then a true admiration is born!

>>31253048
Wanting to limit immigration is not racism.
I fucking hate these fringe politics.

>>31253455
>sweden
>yes

>>31253455
Nips aren't racist, if you go to their country as a tourist they'll treat you well.

If you go to live there, though, god fucking help you.

>>31253385
>France is 10%.

Sauce Muachammad?

>This arse-angry over being pretty much a non-country

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Britain is also known for its world renowned celebrities!

Here is the elite world class English national team footballer, Warren Rodney!

>>31253517

I heard they were alright with people working for a short time for experience but that's as far as it goes.

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Britain has world class healthcare, and taxpayers do not mind footing the bill for their compatriots in need!

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>>31253301
A-ha! I knew I could bring up something positive in you :^)

Now, tell me about One Direction :DDDDDDD

>>31253661
>pasty babies

>>31253561
is he related to Clive Warren?

>>31253706
No, not at all! They are lovely! I want to fuck them!

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The economy in Britain flourishes particularly because of the attention to detail small shops get in assuring quality service!

>>31253661
One Direction is our generations NKOTB!

Pioneers of pop music!

>>31253715
Yes! Very good!

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Britain is so popular, educational documentaries are made about it so that more people can understand life in the UK!

Here is a stillframe from one such documentary on the BBC.

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>>31253810
Hey Belgium! Tell me about pic related! :DDDDDD

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Another thing about Britain is that they are adaptive and evolving!

Pretty soon British men will be following their even more civilized German counterparts and finally sit down to urinate!

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2010/aug/21/unthinkable-having-a-sit-down

>>31253894
>the big book of of

>>31253606
And that's understandable.

>>31253985
lel, never noticed that before

>>31253985
kek i just noticed that

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>>31253944
All I can say on the matter is that success breeds jealousy!

Someone obviously got so butt hurts about Britain being so great they decided to lash out.

Never forget!


One of the most important things about Britain is the relationship with America. Brits love and respect America, and Americans love and respect Britain! London and New York are indisputably the most important cities in the world!

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>>31254078
AHAHAHAHAAHAH! FUCK ME!! :DDD

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Anyways I'm all out of pictures about Britain and it's about time for me to take my gray work van with no rear windows out for a spin!

I hope you enjoyed learning about Britain as much as I enjoyed teaching you!

As they say in Britain, Khuda Hafiz!

:o)

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>>31254183

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Don't be sad, it's the future you chose.

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>>31254183
>2 hours

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>>31254269
>tfw not sure who's worse: chinese or muslims

>This Belgian poster with a hard-on for England
Has Riley relocated to Flanders?