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Bar Refaeli Edition V3.0


Invited: Jewish people, right-minded people, The Z Fighters.
Uninvited: /pol/ extremists, proxy Achmeds, ISIS.
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>>30230316
Wow man this woman is gorgeous I am glad that the jews are as beautiful as they are, I hope to visit Israel one day!
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>>30230369
We are up for a swingers party with Sweden. :^)
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Does anyone else than me think that she will age badly?
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>>30230979
arab jealousy/10
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>>30230316
shalom faggets
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Galileo pls leave
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>>30231115
She's gorgeous and all, but all that tanning and sun exposure will make her look like a leather bag by her mid 30s
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??? ??????? ?????
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>>30231259
maybe, but you will always remain a sandnigger
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Why are Jewish women so beautiful? Just look at these sexy ladies.
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>>30231306
>t. white macedonian
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shalom
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>>30230316
/pol/ extremist here, thanks for killing Muslims :^)
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>>30231306
it's not a problem m8, I ain't feeling offended
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>>30231221
he's more of your neighbor than ours :^)

>>30231259
yeah she's already got those unflattering fat thighs we might as well throw her down on of your tunnels before she rots to an end
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>>30231323
Dunno, maybe better genes than any proxy Acmed from Britain?
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>>30231306
BTFO by based Macedonian
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>>30231459
>Be me
>Be at a checkpoint
>qt IDF asks for ID
>Gibe her
>She looks at it
>Looks back at me
>She smiles and says something in jew runes
>sweating intensifies
Why should there be war between us ;_;
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>>30231758
Blame the british
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?? ????? ??? ???? 25+ ?? ?? ????? ????? ?? ?????
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>>30231459
Says the guy posting pictures of shitskin IDF bitches who can barely carry their weapons. Better hope you never get attacked by a real country.
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>>30231758
she probably said "filthy sandniggers"
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zionazist cunts
freedom to palestine
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>>30231868
Not enough bukakke
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>>30231977
careful not to cut yourself on that edge
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>>30231323

Would fuck them all.
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>>30231758
?? ???? ?????, ?????? ??????????? ???? ????? ??? ?? ?? ?????
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>>30231977
BTFO
T
F
O
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>>30231868
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>>30232031
careful not to bomb yourself in a bus
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>>30232081
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>>30231758
you should ask 99% of your (radical) population
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>>30232273
And you don't have a radical population??!
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>>30231955
Why the butthurt? Is your welfare check late?
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>>30232257
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>>30232081
>>30232257
Jahni Raz is the next best thing in Israel
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>>30230316
show us more hot israeli girls
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>>30231200
Based Macedonia how you feelin tonight
>>30231385
Shalom Polandbro may many kurwas come to you
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>>30232327
Always on time m8. I just hate kikes, no offense.
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>>30232325
we call them "haredim", they're actually on your side
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>>30232447
We have none. :^)
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>>30232325
Mahmud please answer me honestly:
Will the bloodshed stop if we give you the west bank?
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>>30232325
The most radical person in Israel is nothing compared to normal sandnigger, you people are just freaking savages.
>>30232470
Nice, it's rainy outside so a whole night of shitposting and playing dota is ahead of me.
>>30232490
>i hate kikes
>no offense
Ahmed pls

captcha : 420
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>mfw all of Israel's beautiful women are Ashkenazi
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>>30232768
#REKTahmed
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>>30232788
b8 much?
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>>30232788
>implying

yahzan this is descrimination pull out the frehot
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Are you guys good at recognizing jews?

If so, can you tell me whether this girl is a jew?
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>>30232876
>thinking this constitutes a REKT
>>30232969
>>30233002
Prove me wrong
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>>30232768
Stay out of this, you irrelevant gypsy peasant. No Ahmed would be so polite with his insulting of the jude scum.
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>tfw no Ashkenazi gf
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>>30233002
Pull-pull or pull-pull?
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>>30233237
Henk ga AUB

Je behoort vast niet eens tot het gekozen volk
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>>30233273
just post 'em
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Hey jews, I got to try some of pic related and it's the best thing ever. What's it called?
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>>30233273
Look at the state of her face. I've seen chav's do a better job of their makeup.
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>>30233237
Some of them visit Amsterdam right now.
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>>30232788
>>mfw all of Israel's beautiful women are not beautiful but just have huge tits
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>>30233156
stay in poverty faggot
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>>30233365
Schug Zahavi, I have like five bottles exactly like it in my kitchen right now
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this myth that jew girls are hot is pure lies, if every woman in switzerland were forced to do military service for 2 years, we'd be full of pics of beautiful women in uniform, same goes for almost any country.

whatever makes you feel good about yourselves, i guess. there have to be perks to spending so much on your army and losing 8 billion $ in 4 weeks for a stupid "war".
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>>30233365
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skhug
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>>30233273
>make love no war
>no war
>no
fucking goys gals can't write proper english? that's the best you get?
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>>30232757
mmmh it's hard to say, but for the West Bank population, I believe so, but you won't do it, so it's all just talk
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>>30233485
>switzerland mad about spending money and countries with armies
>jelly/10
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????? ????? ????? ???? ???? ?????? ???? ????? ???? ????? ????? ?????? ???????:
1) ????? ????? ????
2) 680+ ?????????
3) ???? 90+ ???? ?????? ?????? -??- ???? 135 ????? ??????? ?????????? ?? ???? ????


????. ???? ???? ???? ?????????? ??????.
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>mfw the JIDF tries to win us over with fake women
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>>30233598
why would Switzerland be jealous of Israel, you are a shithole in comparison to them
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>>30233440
In your dreams, third worlder.
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>>30233545
>implying she wrote on her own belly
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>>30233697

Is that a giraffe?
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>>30233664
Achmed pls go. You're embarassing yourself.
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>>30233697
all is forgiven now
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>>30233641
>you
>white
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>>30233598
see >>30233664
Palestine is right, you're basically a shithole compared to Switzerland.
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>>30233697
What's her name yahtzan?
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>>30230316

>?????? ???? ??? ???? ?? ?? ???? ??? ?????? ?? ????? ????? ??? ?????
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>>30233876
holy shit what the fuck is that beret?
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>>30233848
At least we have an army and we are not all sissy about war.
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>>30233743
Switzerland has a far higher standard of living than Israel.
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>>30233848
Nigga no offense, I used to live in Pfeffikon and Geneva as a lad, obviously the standard of living is higher, but I also couldn't see myself living there as a teen/adult.

It's such a bore, there's nothing to do or see there.

I'd totally move there in my 60s after retiring though, or buy myself a nice vacation house.

Also don't mind him, he's Mizrahi, they are too intellectually inferior to be able to understand the concept of different countries, let alone standards of living.
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>>30233743
>Achmed
enjoy it while it lastes. PA decided Ahmed, Muhamed, Mahmod...etc to be banned names for newborn, so you are going to need a new names to stereotype with soon
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??? ?????
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>>30233952
????? ????? ????? ?????.

>>30233959
You're an idiot, Switzerland could easily destroy any invader on their soil, have you ever wondered how come nobody's tried or managed to annex them during the world wars?

Jesus, pathetic Mizrahi scum.
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>>30233952
overly meshuftzar bakum beret
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>>30233739
if giraffes looked like that I'd travel to Africa and stick my cock in one
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>>30233977
you mad Mahmood?
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>>30234044
That's a bakum beret Mr. Cunt, not handasa

I was saying that why the fuck would anybody walk around with that horrendous piece of shit cloth hanging from the side, especially when you are a cutie pie?
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>>30234143
nope, I'm just adding to your very little knowledge
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>>30233959
An army of teenagers, armed with weapons and tech made in other countries, that only fights against a bunch of poorly armed folks squished into an area smaller than a British county. Yeah, Israel, lords of war.
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>>30234193
#Care
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>>30234277
dat nose
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>>30234193
You probably doubled the little amount of knowledge he had stored in his Mizrahi brain right now.
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>>30234213
Proxy Ahmed, we've already beat all of your friends in less than a week.

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War
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>>30234346
shut up ahmed
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>>30234346

Isn't it perfect?
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>>30234385
I kind of regret that, it might've been too much for his brain to handle

>>30234402
it's just banter m8
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Can't we all just get along?
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>>30233977
why
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>>30234346
That's why she got the Wonder Woman role in the next Superman v Batman film. :^)
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Why the fuck aren't you guys out fucking these women in the pictures?? Nightlife here sucks, so I have my excuse, what's yours?!!
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>>30234346
are you gay?
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>>30234522
Good, maybe now he can have an aneurysm or something and fuck off while the adults are talking.

Your opinion on this?
http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/jewish-world-news/1.615540
> Germany plans to fund education about anti-Semitism for Muslim youth


Any chance of it being efficient?
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>>30234547
fucking burger, the paleshitnian flag in the back is photoshopped
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>>30234640

>Any chance of it being efficient?

No.
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>>30234607
diagnosed with severe social anxiety
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>>30234644
>paleshitnian
wow epic pwnage bro!
Did you come up with that one all by yourself?
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>>30234607
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>>30234547
no
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>>30234607
Hate to break it to you lad, but who else but dumb virgins wastes his time posting pictures of, or even saving for that matter, hot women?

Like, really. What sort of guy with a girlfriend or an active sex life would have a folder of pictures of hot girls on his desktop?
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>>30234580
Two reasons, it's every fucking where, and they other reason they gave to public is protect the sanctity of prophet names, they even banned other prophet names as well including moses, Isa "jesus"..etc
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>>30234396
Of course you won that war, you had British tanks.
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>>30234742

this
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>>30234709
It's a Mizrahi attempt at wit, please don't discourage him so. He actually attempted a play on words - in another language! That's basically unprecedented.

>>30234692
Diplo-Dwarf, I'd like a Muslim's opinion on it.
Unless you are one?
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>>30234790
>o-of course you won
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>>30234809

>Unless you are one?

No, but I'm brazilian. Same tribalistic inferior mentality.
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>>30234702
Just cut off those daft kike sideburn dreadlock things. That's what's holding you back, bro.
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>>30234547
google images says it's shooped
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>>30234861
huehue

Moving to 1st world country when, brother Lucas?
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???? ???? ????? ?? ???????? ???? ??????\???????\????? ??????\??? ?????

http://www.haaretz co il/news/science/1.2430716

???? ?????? ????? ?? ???????? ???? ???? ????? ????? ???? ?? ????? ???? ?????? ???????

??? ???? ????? ???????? - "?? ??? ?????? ????? ??? ????? ???? ?????, ?? ?? ???? ???????, ??? ???? ??????? ??? ?? ?????? ??? ???? ?????. ?????? ???? ????? ??? ??, ???????? ???? ???????"

???? ??? ????? ???? ?????
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threads went to utter shit

yahzan and halfslav it was nice while it lasted

>>30234868
>le ebin joo maymay
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>>30234809

??? ??? ???? ??? ????? ???? ???? ?????? ????? ??? ???????, ????? ???? ???? ?????
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>>30234607
It's just that virgin yahzan and his little group of high school neckbeards yaldei kafot
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>>30234971

Don't go m8

The fun is just getting started
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>>30234640
I wholeheartedly agree with it, offending Jews because of the act of a government that you disagree with is not logical, and muslims in Europe are some of the worst diaspora there is

>>30234614
just bants m8

>>30234742
I know, but I imagined it wouldn't be that hard to go out for anyone, even to meet your male friends as there are many venues to do so
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>>30234971
Why are those Arabs being allowed to manhandle that pure blooded kike?
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>>30235070

there are way too many people who come to /isr/ like it's their first time.

I bet you didn't even go through the initiation, faguette.
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The Israeli finest 8.
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>>30235033
I got that cleared out for me
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>>30235052
>got BTFO by 5 people
>"n-no, i was kidding"
>"pls believe me!"
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>>30235070
>ashkenazim
>not khazars
>actual jews

mizrahi master race, i wish i was darker but i hardly go out
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Would a jewish girl be grossed out by my foreskin?
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>>30234980
?? ???? ???? ???? ????, ???? ?? ???? ?? ???? ????? ????? ?????? ?? ?????? ?????.

>>30235052
I know their types.
See I sincerely think every Israeli has friends, because of us being constantly in some sort of employment/education/service, so you usually have a group, and also because Israelis are friendly people overall [to each other, of course]

So I don't doubt most people here have a group they belong to. But they're usually just the extras on stage, every group has those - those guys that just provide background laughter, rarely an interesting story or anything, and fold early after not getting anything out of the evening.

>I wholeheartedly agree with it, offending Jews because of the act of a government that you disagree with is not logical, and muslims in Europe are some of the worst diaspora there is

But do you think there's any chance of it being effective?
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>>30233435
They have no huge tits. :^)
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>>30235218
>mizrahi master race

Tell me, how many Mizrahi nobel prize winners are there?
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>>30235218
fucking gross man, don't post that shit


>>30235143
no Mizrahi jewesses, what a surprise right guys?
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>>30235269

???? ???? ?????

?? ???? ?????? ??????? ??? ?? ??? ????
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>>30235218
I have no idea what is Jew and what is Arab anymore. So I'll just call you all shitskins. Except the white ones who will be Polaks in exile.
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>>30235332
enjoy being a minority
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>>30235321
Tell me, how many Mizrahi are there in STEM fields compared to Ashkenazim?
It's 80%-20% I believe in favor of the latter?
What's the armed crime ratio between the two? 90%-10% in favor of the Mizrahi?

etc, etc. They are just the fucking worst, they take the worst aspects of everything - they combine arab culture/temper/mentality with the "us vs them" aspect of Judaism.
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>>30235381

You can't do shit here until you haven't answered the 2 sacred questions
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>>30235365
????.

????? ?????? ???? ???? ?????, ????? ???? ??????????? ???????? ???
>>30233641
??????? ??? ???? ??? ???????
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Can anyon tell me is he askhenazi or mizrahi
his name is Osias Goldberg
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>>30235491
>Goldberg

guess. does that sound like an arab name to you?

I'll help you further
>white
>blue eyes
>successful

not mizrahi.
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>>30235451
I refuse to take part in your unholy rituals, Polak in exile. I am merely an observer.
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>>30235418
> They are just the fucking worst, they take the worst aspects of everything - they combine arab culture/temper/mentality with the "us vs them" aspect of Judaism.

hooooly shit this is 100% right

t. pure-blooded mizrahi, not a single drop of either goy or ashkenazi blood in 8 generations at least
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>>30235119
Halfslav, do you know Karin Melnick?

>on the left.
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>>30235451
what's your other half?
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>>30235485

?? ?? 651 ?????? ??? 150 ??????? ?-97 ??? ?????? ??????? ?? ??.

?? ?? ???? ?????
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>>30235570
?? ?? ???? ????? ???? ?????

????, ???? ???? ??? ?????, ??? ???? ????? ???? ?????? ???? ??????
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>>30235546
thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6OkJbaXqQ
here, have this video of him
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>>30235269
That was very descriptive.

>But do you think there's any chance of it being effective?
I'm not familiar with the mentality of the people there, but I hope so. I made a few threads about this topic before, and more than once we discussed why european states won't support reformist liberal groups of Islam, there are a few, and having them spread among their immigrant population will help ease the integration process a lot
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>>30235652
?? ????? ??????? ??? ????????

>>30235570
??? ????
???? ?????? ?????, ?????.
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She should have won the 2nd season of Big Brother Israel.

>Alin Levi
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>>30235557

afari ethiopian

>>30235556
can't say I've had the pleasure

>>30235549
1. your female friend refuses to go out with you since she's already made plans wih someone else. what do you say?

2. a tripfag makes a humorous remark on a taiwanese slideshow imageboard. what do you reply to him?
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I like Palestinian women. LEL
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>>30235652
>>30235709

???? ????? ??? ???? ???? ?? ?????? ????' ?"?
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>>30235709
????? ??????? ?????? ?? ????? ???? ??????, ????? ?? ????? ?? ??? ???? ????? ?? ???????. ??? ???? ????? ???? ???? ?? ???? ????? ????.

>>30235675
That nigga is pissed off

>>30235682
Yeah, see, Israelis fall into a very short list of archetypes and stereotypes, it's very easy to guess who fits what role in an average social circle based on the way they behave here.

Well, cheers mate, thanks for the opinion.
Funny to see an Arab acting way more civilized and intellectually capable than the Israelis.
But then again, they ARE Mizrahim.
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>>30235740
I like them too
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>>30230316
HOLY SHIT STICK HER BACK IN THE OVEN SHE ISN'T DONE YET
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Sexy Palestinian bods
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>>30235871
>telling 4channers about the fappening
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>>30235739
>1. your female friend refuses to go out with you since she's already made plans wih someone else. what do you say?

??? ?? ??????

>2. a tripfag makes a humorous remark on a taiwanese slideshow imageboard. what do you reply to him?

???? ???? , ????
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>>30235871

Didn't she stick a curling iron up her ass???
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>>30235841
what do you think of me? i am half ashkenazi (pole/yekke) half moroccan
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>>30235871
>What are you waiting for, stupid goy? Eat it.
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>>30235871
>tfw can't post jlaw pics on /b/
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>>30235956

holy shit those answers are even better than the old shit ones

welcome aboard!
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>>30236013
I don't think as much of you as I think of your race traitor [what I assume is your] mother.

That said, as I keep repeating, what matters is how you were brought up, moreso than the blood in your veins.
Were you raised up in an Ashkenazi-friendly environment? Were you raised on and taught superior Ashkenazi morals and ethics, emphasizing studying, hard work, etc?
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>>30235841
We have the same here as well, so I understand what you talk about.

>they ARE Mizrahim.
We are closer to Ashkenazi than Mizrahi, top fucking lel
>>
>>30236013
mizrahi
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>>30236080
Thanks, mate. It's nice to be accepted, even though I hate you guys.
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What about Or Daniel?

>3rd from the right here >>30235143
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>>30236119
Holy fuck that graph, saved. Unbelievable new evidence that proves CONCLUSIVELY that the Mizrahi Jew is, in fact, the lowest life form that is allowed to exist in the Middle East.
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>>30236050
or here it seems
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>>30236092

But her ass is just right...
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>>30236109
i was brought up on half and half
ate mizrahi food
listened to both mizrahit and euroshit music
full bagrut, fyi dad was a math teacher

fyi i dont really give a shit what you think, you sound ike a literal nazi
>>
So who here did 23andme? How was the service? Post results
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>>30236243
it's not new, it's old news by now
>>
???? ??? ???? ??????? ?????? ???????? ???, ?? ????? ????? ????? ?? ????
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>>30236192

that was an underrated post friend.

???? ????, ???? should be a meme as far as I'm concerned
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>>30236326
Well, unfortunately you've been doomed to be a hybrid.
The fact that the best you have to show for it is your dad working a low tier job and you 'achieving' something that everyone achieves, unfortunately confirms that you cannot join the elite Ashkenazi circle.

Hopefully [for you, certainly not for us] you can marry a nice Ashkenazi girl and your kids will only be a quarter tainted.
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>>30236429
???? ????

>Neta Alchamister
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>>30236243

Everyone's accepted in America. Except Mexicans
>>
>>30236429
>?????

?? ?? ???? ????? ??? ??? ????...

>>30236517
You do realize Mizrahi Jews are basically a mix of Mexicans and Blacks right

No way in hell would a sane country accept them
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>>30236496
yes, because providing education is a shitty job
for an "educated ashkenazi" you really are retarded
>>
>>30235739
>>30235956
>>30236080
>???????
>?? ???? ?? ??????? ???? ?????? ??????

?????? ??
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???? ?????? - ???? ??????? ???? ???? ????? ???????
???????? ?? ?? ?????? ??? ??????
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>>30236650

?? ?? ?????? ?????? ????? ?????
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>>30235143
I'd get circumcised for them
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>>30236608

We just don't let Mexicans come in illegally.

America isn't necessarily the most openly racist country...
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>>30236615
It's low tier as fuck. It's job that's perfectly fine and respected when you're 20-30 years old.

After that? Pfft, nigga, either you move up in the management ladder or you move to more serious educational circles, or move up in degrees, etc.

Nothing respectful about being a math teacher for high schoolers or whatever for 30 years.
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>????? ??? ????'?? ??? ???? ??"? ??? ?????? ????? ?????? ??? ????? ?????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ?? ????? ????? ?? ??
>>
>>30236608
??? ?????? ??? ?? 710 ?????? ?100 ???? ??????. ????? ?? ?? ???? ?????? ?? ??????. ?? ?????
>>
>>30236679
????? ????? ?????? ???????? ??????? ?? ????????.
???? ??, ????? ???? ?????
>>
>>30236742
without teachers pishers like you wouldn't have your precious education

>>30236679
???? ???? ??? ?' ?????
?? ????? ????? ???????? ???? ?????? ???????
>>
>>30236747
[ ] NOT BTFO
[v] BTFO
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>>30236920
Without plumbers you'd shit in the woods.

It's a poor excuse.
>>
>>30236920
?? ??? ???? 40 ???'? ??????? ???????? ??? ????? ????? ??????? ?? 7,000 ????? ?????? ????? ????? ??? ?????? ???????.
>>
>>30236811
>????? ???????? ??????? ?? ????????

?????? ???? ???? ????? ????? ????? ????? ????? ?? ?? ?????, ?? ?????
>>
>>30231758
I have the same feel when a palestinian qt smiles at me in the checkpost
>>
>>30236811
>>30236920
?????? ?????? ???? ???????? ?? ?????? ?????(???????) ?????? ?-6 ????? ?????? ?? ????? ???? ?????? ??? ???? ??? ???? ??? ????? ?? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ???? ???? ????????
>>
>>30236999
???? ?????
?? ????? ?? ??? ?? ?????
>>
>>30237040
??? ??? ??? ??????? ?????? ?? ??????
?? ??? ???? ???... ??????? ???? ???? ????? ???? ?????? ??? ?? ????
>>
>>30233035
I usually can't differentiate between jews ans southern europeans
>>
>>30237119
???? ????? ??? ???? ???? ?????? ????? 2
>>
>>30236679
???? ???
?? ???? ??????? ???? ???? ???? ?? ?????? ????????
>>
>>30237170
?????? ?????? ??? ?? ??????? ???? ??? ??????
>>
???? ??? ???? ?? ???? ?? ??? ??????? ?????? ????? ???? ?? ???? ????? ??? ????? ??? ???? ??? ?? ????!
????!
>>
>>30233485
Only idiots clame women from any race are more beautiful then other
>>
>>30231758
how does it feel knowing that this snotty bitch can ruin your life in less than a second?
i'd hate to be you when facing IDF soldiers in checkposts.
i always tried to be as cool as i can with you guys but sadly didn't have the balls to tell the others to lay the fuck off as well
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Why don't you fucking shills leave Palestine. Go to some barren waste land in Africa and leave everyone alone. Fuckin' 'jews'
>>
>>30237338
/this
>>
???? ??? ?????? ?????. ???? ?? ?????? ?? ???? ??????? ???? ?????? ??? ?????????? ???? ????? ???? ?????????? ????.

????? ??? ????? ??? ??????? ?????? ?? ????? ?? ????? ????? ???? ????? ?????? ??? ?????? ??????? ?? ?????? ?????.
????? ??? ????? ?? ????????? ?? ??? ?? ??? ??? ?????.

???? ???? ?????? ??? ?? ?????? ???? ???? ??????? ?? ???? ???? ???? ?? "???? ???????? ???? ???? ????" ??? ??????? ?????

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-13/israeli-soldiers-refuse-to-spy-on-palestinians/5741492
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>>30237376

this
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>>30237376
Oh fuck off Shaker
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>>30237482
?????? ???? ????? ????? ????
?????? ???? ??????? ??? ??? ???? ?????
????? ?????? ???? ??????? ?? ???????? ???????? ????"? ?????? ???? ??? ?????? ????? ????? ????? ????? ??????? ????
>>
>>30237376
But I love Palis. They my pals.
>>
>>30237376
are you an esquimo?
>>
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?????? ?? ?? ???? ??????? ??? ??? ??????? ?"???????" ???? ??? ?????????

>????? ????
>>
>>30237610
??? ???? ????? ?? ????? ??? ????????? ??????? ???? ????? ????? ?????? ????????

?? ?????, ????. ?????? ???? ?? ??? ??????? ???????????, ???? ?? ??? ?????? ???? ???? ??? ??? ?? ???? ???? ????? ?? ??????? ?????? ?????? ??????.
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>>30237673
?? ??? ?? ????? ??? ?? ????? ?????? ????????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLr44yi_8t8&sns=em
>>
>>30237726
>Mfw ?? ?? ????? ?8200 ???? ???? ??? ???? ?? ???
??? ????? ????? ?????. ????? ????? ??? ?'?? ?????
?? ??????? ?????. :^)
>>
>>30237610
???? ?? ???? ?? ????????? ??? ????? ??? ??'?? ??? ???? ?? ???? ????? ?????
??? ???? ?????? ?? ?????? ????? ?? ?? ????? ???? ???? ???? ????? ?? ?????? ??????? ??? ?? ?????
??? ??? ???? ???? ??????? ?? ??? ?? ???? ?????? ????. ?? ???? ?????? ??????? ???? ?? ????? ????? ??????? ???? ?????? ????? ????? ????? ???? ?????? ?? ?????? ??????? ??? ???.
????? ??? ??? ?? ???? ???, ??? ???? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ????? ????? ?? ?????
>>
>>30237726
?? ?? ????
???????? ?? ????? ?????
??? ?????? ?????
?? ????? ?? ?????? ??? ????, ??? ?????? ???? ?????? ?? ?????? ????

?????? ?? ??? ???? ??? ???? ?? ???? ????? ??????, ????? ????? ?? ?????? ?????
>>
>>30237824
?? ??? ????? ??????? ?????? ??? ?8200 ???? ??????? ?? ??? ???? ???????? ?? ?? ????????????/??????? ???????? ??? ???? ?????
>>
>>30237824
>>30233829
>>
>>30237824
#REKT ????? ????? ?? ???? ??????? ????? ?????? ?? ????? ???
>>
>>30237863
????????? ?? ????? ????? ?? ???
???? ??, ??? ??? ????? ???? ?? ???? ??? ???? ?? ?? ????? ???? ??? ?? ?????? ??? ?? ??? ?????

???? ??? ?????? ?? ????? ?????? ???? ????, ?? ????? ????? ??? ???????? ????? ?????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????? ?????? ?????? ??????? ?? ?? ????? ?? ?????
>>
>excluding diaspora by speaking in runes

This is mean.
>>
>>30238361

this is just a politics bull session. You wouldn't want to intervene.

how many weeds did you smoke today?
>>
>>30238646
Never!
>>
>>30238182
?? ???? ?????? ?????? ?? ??? 100 ??? ?? ??????? ???? ????? ?????. ?? ??? ?? ?? ????? ????? ???? ?? ??????? ?????
>>
>>30238725
????? ?? ?? ??? 70 ??? ???? ???? ????
???? ???? ?? ??????, ????? ????? ?? ?? ?? ????? ?? ?????? ??? ????? ?? ???? ?? ???
>>
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>>30238725
?? ??? ?? ??????.
????? ?????? ?????? ?????? ????? ?? ??????.
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>no qt jewish gf
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>>30238721

Aren't there qt mizrahi girls? Why do you only post ashkenazi girls?
>>
>>30238721
damn i have the circumcision, i deserve these girls
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>>30238646
It's $2.99 for a pic. :^)
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>>30239119
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>>30239228
;^)
>>
Same girl >>30234498
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>>30239474
oy vey

this will cure even the gay


quick call sweden we found cure for him
>>
>>30239564
based Macedonia strikes again!
>>
>>30239228
--->>>30239439
moarrrrrr
>>
>>30237730
i see a new maymay
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>>30239675
her blonde version >>30239228
>>
Ruth Dolgikov the face of >>30237209
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>>30239831
i will never be your gratest ally
>>
>>30232004
i see you on every thread about israel bro
jew mad?
>>
Election in Sweden tomorrow (14th September)
Sweden grows with Meckel!
www.jompa.nu
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>>30230316
hello greatest ally
>>
>>30234213
kek
arabs constantly get raped when they try to fuck with israel, even before they were supplied by the US
also what? israel designs a fuck ton of weapons learn your shit
>>
>>30240012
We have an greatest ally application program.

>>30240154
It's like they never get enough.

>>30240209
Sweden yes?

>>30240330
Hey there best ally!
>>
>>30240781
Yeah indeed ! =)
>>
>>30240781
i have mexican pesos for you, now post more sexy merchants with soldier uniform
>>
>>30240866
Independence day in Mexico will be in 16th of this month
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>>30240758
You're right, Israel has invented some of the most famous guns in the world including: Desert Eagle, Uzi, Galil, and now the Tavor.

>An Israeli Tavor rifle related.
>>
>>30241000
Congratulations! =)
>>
>>30240781
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUibXSgILv0#t=22


y shoot children?

any chance that was a rubber bullet?
>>
>>30241020
>shitty overpowered novelty gun actually designed by americans

Jericho 941 master race
>>
>>30241121
who will be your new prime minister or whatever?
>>
>>30241180
top fucking kek, straight out lies
not in fucking gaza, and he was throwing rocks at people
>>
>>30241343
throwing rocks at people is worthy of a gun shot to the leg?
>>
>>30241224
Yeah, but the Jericho is a bit less known if you're not a /k/ expert.

>>30240866
Who do you vote for, Svenbro?

>>30241180
for the lulz

>>30240923
Uhm, i'll see what I can do

>Same girl on the right >>30233273 >>30234398
>>
>>30241493
bricks falling at you from a roof stop can kill, so yes
>>
Daily reminder that Jews wanted a 2-state solution in 1948 but the Palestinians said no, and Arabs have waged war on Israel continuously since then.

... Can I be greatest ally now?
>>
>>30241626
>take land

>k guyz lets have two states!
>>
>>30241626
yes but pls stop sending crazy leftists here we have plenty of our own
>>
>Jews think that they're shitskins
You're Semites ffs. Only resemblance of whiteness is due to white admixture you got in Europe 200 years ago if you were lucky.
>>
>>30241543
why jewish girls have a huge tits?
>>
>>30241708
They're not*
>>
>>30241245
We don´t know that yet! Fredrik Reinfeldt or Stefan Löfven.
>>
>>30241702
Unfortunately about 50% of my country fall in that category.
>>
>>30241796
who's better for Sweden?
>>
>>30241875
Jimmie Åkesson. There is barely a difference between Reinfeldt and Löfven
>>
>>30241875
Depends on what you believe in. I won´t be voting for any of mentioned above.
>>
>>30241543

Do they have such nice bodies because of their time in the IDF?
>>
>>30230316
Can a non Jewish person own land in Israel?
>>
>>30241626
Of course, Danebro, but first gib us some Copenhagen qts.

>>30241493
Yes, why would a sane person throw a rock at people in the first place? Arabs be psycho.

>>30241708
Over half the population of Israel has came from WW2 Europe.

>>30241787
We suspect that's because of the milk. But no one really wants to stop that. :^)
>>
>>30241626
based danes saved like 99% of danish jews in the shoah
yes
>>
>>30241957
There is very much difference between Reinfeldt and Löfven... ^^
>>
>>30242045
yes
>>
>>30242050
i got the circumspection this is considered attractive for jewish women?
>>
>>30242050
So you're Europeans pretending to be 3000 years old sandniggers?
Noice
>>
>>30241493
Nigga, haven't you read Ben Hur? That shit will get your entire family locked up and turned into lepers.
>>
>>30242181
Cool.
Maybe I'll buy a winter hideout there.
The beaches are beautiful.
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>>30242050
>Over half the population
>implying

51% are mizrahim
20% are ex USSR diaspora
2.2% are ethiopians
>>
>tfw goy
>>
>>30242013
Then who do you vote for? What does he represent?

>>30242024
Some of them, it's just the whole Israeli "I gotta go to gym" culture.

>>30242045
I'm not sure, maybe as real estate?

>>30242074
Yes, these dear people get full recognition and appreciation from our country.

>>30242211
That's a good start. Now you just need to comer over to Tel Aviv and be confident and fun.
>>
>>30242595
sheeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit i'm poor ;_;
>>
>>30231259
Yeah,
Thats what happens to all the models.
>>
>>30242382
That's an outdated list, and France Jews are listed as Sephardic while most of them are in fact Ashkenazi.

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israelis#Jews
>>
>>30231294
?? ???????

>>30231323
I really do not want to open google searching "ugly british girls"
I never searchd and I have already seen many
>>
>>30230316
http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-388432023/hotisraeliarmygirls/photos
???? ??? ?? ?????
>>
tfw jewish pro-srael
tfw parents anti-israel
tfw cant make aliyah because only have like 3rd cousins never met in tel aviv ;_;
wat do israel bros?
>>
>>30233435
Hey
I used to live in amstelveen.
how is amsterdam these days?
alot of ninjas? (thats my codename for female arabs with black robes)
Also there are non-ashkenazi girls who are beautifull
>>
>>30242701
No worries, there are lots of Israelis in their post-army trip visiting Mexico.

>Both pics very related >>30240781
>>
>>30233485
Hey, See the girl in the top of this thread? She was described as the most beautiful woman in the world , I don't think a lot of swiss girls got that title
>>
>>30242382
>2,721,000 - 50.2%
>2,767,000 - 47.5%
>2,721,000 > 2,767,000 ?

2,721,000 ?? 46.7%
>>
>>30243066
>post-army trip visiting Mexico.
Post one photo!!!
>>
>>30243158
?????? ?? ???? ??????? ??????? ???
>>
>>30233641
>??? ????? ???? (????? ?????? ?????? ?????? ??? ???? ???? ????? ??? ?????)
>?? ????? ?????????
>???? 100 ???????
>???? ??????? ?????? ????? ??????? (???? ??????)
>IQ ???????? ?? ??????
??? ???? ??????????? ??? ?
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Is this where we post jewish qts?
>>
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>>30243081
Well, there was one
>>
>>30243206
????? ?? ????? ,
???? ???"? ?? ????? ???????? ????? ???? ??????? ????? ????? ??? ??????? ??????? ???? ?? ?????? ??? ?? ?????? ???? (??? ?????? ?????????)
?? ?? ??????? ?? ???? ????? ??? ???? ???? ????
>>
>>30243396
>???? ?????
>???? ????
>???? ????

???? ??? ??? ?-1960?
>>
>>30243396
?? ?? ?? ??? ???"? ????
??? ??? ?????? ?? ????? ????????, ??? ??? ?????? ?? ??????? (??? ??????? ???? ?? ??????? ????????, ?????? ?? ??? ????? ?????? ??? ???????)
>>
>>30242953
Mi gusto Mexibro!

>>30242978
You can still come over, or at least have a free 10 days trip to Israel just for being Jewish.
Google "Taglit".

>>30243081
This guy knows what he's talking 'bout.

>>30243177
These are Israeli girls enjoying their post-army trip to Mexico: >>30240781 >>30243066 >>30239228

>>30243206
?? ??? ?? ?????? ???? ???? ???????? ??? ???? ????? ??? ??????? ??????

>>30243230
?? ??? ???? ??????????? ?? ????? ??? ?? ??????? ??????. ??? ??????

>>30243306
Pic looks like taken from an 80's mag.

>This one is in Israel tho.
>>
>>30242978
Kibbutz.
>>
>>30243607
???? ???? - ???? ?????? ?????? ?3 ???? ???????? ???? ????? ???? ?????
????? - ??? ?? ???? ???? ??? ?? ??? ?? ??? ?? ??????? ?????? ?? ????? ?????
???? ???? - ???? ?????? ?????, ????? ???? ?????? ????????
?? ?? ?????? ???"? ?? ??? 35-49 ??? ?? ?? ?? ?????? ?????? ?????
>>
>>30243720
>Pic looks like taken from an 80's mag.

It's from a James Bond movie.
>>
>>30243765
>?? ?? ?????? ???"? ?? ??? 35-49

?????? ?? ?????? ???????.
>>
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>>30243720
>i live in this shithole called Cd. Juarez
>>
>>30243653
??? ??? , ?? ????? ?? ?? ?????? ?? ??? ??????? ??? ????? (????? ?? ?? ??? ?? ????) ???? ???? 3 ????

??????? ??? ?????? ??????? (??? ???? ?? ?????) ?? ????? ???? ??? ?????? ???:
>???????
>?????? ??????
>?????? ?????
>?? ?????? ???
>?? ?????? ?????? ??? ???? ?????
>>
>>30243720
i want to live in israel, what kind of benefits do new olim get? would i get help from the government with a degree if im on my own?
>>30243740
ive heard loads have gone to shit, like they exploit people for labour
>>
>>30243834
?? ? ?? ??? ??? ???? ????
??? ???? ???? ?????.
>>
>>30243979
>?? ? ?? ??? ??? ???? ????

35-49.
>>
>>30243887
Can't you move to the beachy area?

>>30243943
Yes, you get a "new immigrant cash bonus" (Sal Klita) and you get help with your new resident, help with getting a local job, Hebrew learning, and you can have an academic degree almost free of charge, and all of that just for being a new Jewish immigrant.
See vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLr44yi_8t8

>>30243943
Kibbutz is a good way, but you might want an urban experience as well, which is the main Aliyah's destinations.


>Another angle of Karin Melnick >>30235556
>>
>>30243910
>????????? ????? ?????? ?? ?????
>????????? ????????? ??????


????? ?????? ?? ??????? ??????? ????
?? ??? ???? ????? ???? ????? ????? ????? ?? ?????? ?? ???? ???? ??? ????? ????? ??? ????? ???? ??? ????? ?? ??????
>>
>>30244557
??? ?? ????? ?????? ???? ?? ?? ??? ????? ??????, ????????
>>
>>30243887
>Living in Ciudad Juarez
Just come up here, where you probably won't get your head cut off!
>>
>>30244625
??? ?? ???? ????? ?? ???? ????
>>
??? ?????? ?????? ????? ??????? ????????? ?????? ??????? ??????, ??? ??? ????? ????? ?????
>>
>>30244697
?? ??? ?????? ?????? ???? ????? ?? ?? ??? ????????
>>
>>30244785
?????? ????? ???? ?????
?? ??? ??? ????? ?3/4 ???????
????? ?? ???? ????? ?? ??????
>>
>>30244414
Ayy thats sweet as.
What about military service, I don't mind doing 3 years. I heard you have an apartment at the weekend so do you spend the week at barracks or what?
>>
>>30244557
>????????? ??????? ??????? ????? ???.??.??? ??"?
>????????? ?????? ???? ??????
>?????????? ??? ?? ?"????" ??? ?????? ??? ???? "???? ??? ???? ??? ?? ????? ?? ???? ???? ?????" ??? ????
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>>30244414
i wish that
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>>30244849
How old are you?
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>>30244970
17 so I'll move when I'm 18
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>>30244849
It depends if you're a combat/semi-combat/non-combat. But as a new immigrant they probably gonna let you choose which exact position you want to have. How old are you? If you're over 24 I think you won't get auto enlisted.

>>30244942
Anyway Mexibro, if you ever see an Israeli tourist tell her "At Ba'a Lepo Harbe?" (Are you here often?).
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>>30245163
>"At Ba'a Lepo Harbe?"

NOICE
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>>30245163
i can't speak merchant language :c
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>>30245090
Then, yeah, you might have to do service.
You'll be given an apartment, but you're probably going to spent most of your time at a base, which isn't all that bad, depends where you end up.

They'll go easy on you since you're new here, and you can even get vacations to go back to visit your family on the military's expense.
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>>30244849
military service is in the age of 18 but you can volunteer for 6 months , you will not be given an apartment (while israelis are in the army they financially relay on their parents unless they are poor\not in good relations with them in which case they can define themselves as a "chaial boded" (I will give more details about it below)
If you are jewish (by the jewish way - judism is past through mothers)
you can have israeli citizenship , and you can also valunteer into the israeli army (I am not sure if you are able to serve in the IDF if you are non-citizen and non-jewish)
Because your parents are not in israel you will be titled as a "chaial boded" (lone-soldier)
in which case you can live in dorms in a place in tel-aviv called "beit ha'haial" (house of the soldier - roughly translated) which has laundry , kitchen , public showers , etc.
you will also be hosted here and there by families valunteering to host soldiers who are "haial boded" (My family have done that many times). you wouldn't not be able to be in positions of fighters and fighters-supporters unless you sign a document stating you will be in the army for a longer period (don't remeber how much time i think something like 1 year and 6 months) .
you will not be able at-all to reach intelligence positions (that's a backdoor for spies).
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>>30245502
That's pretty sweet, I'm starting to learn Hebrew but what's it like over there? Lots of English speakers in the army?
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>>30245090
Also you don't have to be 18 to volunteer you can be up to 25 y/o (if I'm not mistaking)
And generally the army is a good place to shape a better personality to many but I think its without a doubt not for everyone and could be very difficult and unpleasant
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>>30245502
> you can even get vacations to go back to visit your family on the military's expense.
What? I never heard of that
And what apartment are you talking about?
are you even in the army?
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>>30245611
>Lots of English speakers in the army?
You'll get by.
There were a bunch of new immigrants were I served. They hardly knew hebrew when they came in, and after a year or so, they spoke it fluently.

>>30245797
No, I'm not in the army. I'm almost 3 years dismissed.
I've never been a lone soldier, so I don't know about the details, but there were a bunch of them where I served, and that's how it was for them.
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>>30246040
What type of apartments did your friends get?
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>>30245797
He was talking about new immigrants' benefits and rights in the Israeli Army.

>>30245715
>>30245502
10/10 comments.

>>30245611
Everybody speaks a certain level of English, and most of the Israelis in fact speak it quite fluently. I think you could always ask for joining another American/British fellow, they might help you with that.
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>>30246131
Not the same guy-
A nice apartment with other lone soldiers' roommates.
They usually get lots of charities of electrical devices from Israeli families.
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>>30246131
Never been to their house so I don't know.
I know one of them stayed at Bet Hakhayal at least.
One time at work, we went to deliver some stuff for an apartment that belong to some lone soldiers, that's the closest I ever got to seeing one.
It wasn't too bad actually, kind of an old place, but pretty standard.

Ok, I'm off to bed, my brain is going numb.
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>>30246318
>>30246437
Yeah that's what I was talking about
That's a dorm not an apartment.
And it is very nice, I have got some friends who are working and their apartments are worse then Bet Ha'hayal
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>>30246583
same thing
a dorm might even be the better choice, since it's filled with alliyah people, it would be much easier to get by.
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>>30246729
A dorm means its inside a building that is filled with dorms like in american collages
An apartment is a property in every aspect.
A dorm is much better for someone who an aliyah soldier , it helps acquire friends , seeing different people and more
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>>30246784
????? ?? ?????
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>>30246784
for you yahtzan with a star of david
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>>30246948
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>>30230316
make a new israel tread
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>>30247723
what is the post/image limit on /int/?
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>>30248077
IDK but this thread will be die
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>>30248174
>rdj is also jewish so it's semi relevant
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>>30248273
LOLWUT
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