If you could pick a Place and Time in history to be born what

>>28912860
When Humanity sails the stars

>>28912860
100 years war, to protect Jeanne

Or the future so i can into space.

city of rome 40bc-0bc

living the motherfucking dream

>>28912882
shit nigga, that made me realise that i will never own my own serenity and go on space adventures with my trusty friends ;_;

>>28912860
>pic unrelated

The 70's so I can be an 80's or 90's kid.

>tfw born 1989

I wouldn't want to live in anything before 1950 becuase of the food, rudimentary medical system etc...

When humanity has conquered not only the stars, but the 4th dimension and can gaze into or visit alternate realities.

The age of the Catgirls.

>>28912860

Russia. 200 years in the future when we dominate the world.

>choosing to be born

>>28912860
Probably this or the future.
>In b4 retards picking the middle ages or the age of exploration or something
No, you're not going to be born as a nobleman or a general. You're going to be born as a disease-ridden peasant and die of smallpox.

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>born during Yuan Dynasty
>fuck loads of chinese grills

>>28912999
>>28913000
>letting trips go unchecked

Also yes, The future would be nice

>>28913000
Yeah, just remember if you do, you can't ever become an edgy teenager and tell your parents you never asked to be born

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>>28912860

I want to be sent back to the time of the second emu wars and prevent the death of the 6 million Emus

>>28912896
>to protect Jeanne
This is where I want to be too. She's the greatest person in history.

united states if america in the 70's

test

>>28912860
USA
1920

Paris, 1840s

>>28912860
Gaul, -52 BC, with two helicopters loaded with machineguns.

1920's US

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>>28915160
>mfw Caesar would kick your asses anyway

>>28912999
>Russia
>dominating the world in 200 years let alone being around in 200 years

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>>28912917
how could you possibly know?
ask old people if they expected a development similar to what we have reached already.

soon cars could drive completely automized, something they introduced under the headline ''what will the future look like'' in a book from our shelf in primary school

never could have imagined to be able to whitness something like that

the more we all as a race become civilized and distanced to our primal instincts, the closer the realization of the future will be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxIgdOlT2cY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M58c5r2UIhI

>>28915240

We have insane amounts of resources and a means to defend them. Your country with its bloated economy isn't going to survive another couple of decades however.

>>28915412
>we
talking the future while being nationalist
lmao, it's not fucking 1637

>>28912860
I have a few ideas I think are interesting:

>- early medieval ages, as a catholic monk [my preference]
it just suits my personality
>- baroque, as a musician
reason should be obvious
>- industrial revolution, as a small entrepreneur or maybe inventor
I like the flair, and making money/studying the new technologies of that time must have been very interesting

>>28915412
Like how the USSR lasted forever while the USA collapsed? Get real, Piotr. There's a reason Hitler saw you as inferior subhumans.

>>28915488
>early medieval ages, as a catholic monk [my preference]
lil boys fiddler

>>28915532
it's not cool to be an idiot just for your information

>>28915542
jk
>it's not cool to be an idiot just for your information
that's some valuable shit

Wouldn't change.

Lifestyle worldwide is better now then it has ever been. Why would I change?

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>>28912901
>Tfw you will never be a captain in a Roman legion
>You will never own several slaves
>You will never buy a ginger slave and treat her so good that she will start liking you
>You will never have a nice house where is now located Switzerland

>>28915454

Oh Germany, how far you have fallen. It saddens me to see you this way.

>>28915514

Your dollar isn't going to last. You've printed so much of it that if it all came flooding back into your country it would become more worthless that the Reichsmark during the Great Depression. Once your currency falls, then your economy falls and when that happens separatists are going to break your country apart.

Russia on the other hand has immense potential and the weapons to guard itself while it gets its gears going.

But why argue? Let's just live and see what happens :^)

>>28915610
>you will never have a harem of qt slaves from all corners of the empire that you can show off to your neighbour

>>28915603
this
best mindset, no complaining, just seeking for what to improve, high pace into the future concentrated on reality and concerned with the present

>>28915680
i see you're still a retard

>>28912860
2014 in your mothers vagina.

>>28915680
>russians shift from muh winter to muh nukes
Nobody is going to attack your frozen shithole, Boris. You're a complete moron like any other Russian who actually thinks any country will collapse before your unstable and poor frozen hellhole of a wasteland.

>>28912896
please. why so white knight?

>>28913405
yep, I can see why. That's interesting.

>>28915610
>Implying we wouldn't be the poor beta romans who only had 5 slaves

i want to be born as rat :D not yet evolved human :D haha fuking non mamallians i steal your egg and move underground: D watch dinosaurs go extinct
epic

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>>28915730
>Nobody is going to attack your frozen shithole, Boris.
I lol'd

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>>28912860
17th century, Americas. I just want to explore

>>28915800
You were born as a rat though.

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>>28915610

In the not-so-distant future when aging is cured.

900BC, launch a viking expedition to Japan

>>28915965
>we'll get to be cyborgs who explore distant galaxies

>>28915965
I truly hate it that this isn't a priority in politics and research.

Vermont 1000 years from now. The world shoul either be really awesome by then or it will have completely gone to shit.

>>28915981
Oh shit I meant 900AD of course

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I'd have been an SS officer. I'd be harsh and brutal at first, but as the tide changes and as I realize that Germany is about to lose - I'd start saving Jews and other Holocaust victims. I'd be one of the Righteous Gentiles, write a book and milk my story for all its worth.

I'd use my money to invest in property in Munich. I'd slowly keep buying property in Munich and renting it. I'd become one of the most wealthy landlords in Europe. I'd retire to my small cabin in the Alps and my son, Karl, would inherit my property and all of my wealth.

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>>28912860
Italy 1918

>>28916099
I dunno man, you could get a 1000 year head start on the game. Egyptians would be shitting themselves.

>>28915160
Have fun finding fuel.

>>28912860
Whenever Warp Drive -based space exploration/colonization is a thing.

Because I want to be a space pirate.

It's simple, ditch history for the first trip. Aim for the future, bring back advanced technology from the future and then travel to the 1900's to prevent WWI.

>>28916138
Have you ever seen The Bicycle Thief or Umberto D? fuck that.

>>28916259
Warn them about the assassination. You don't need future tech.

>>28916161
You have a point. Egyptians would've never seen "barbarians" before

>>28915718
>no complaining
What kind of present are you living in?
People complain about inane shit all the fucking time

>>28912860
The year 4028 and then walk around and watch as everybody thinks I'm a crazy person talking gibberish.

>>28916302
No you don't understand, I would have to use a cloaking device to prevent getting in contact with anyone except from Franz Ferdinand. If he isn't convinced by my argument then demonstrating my future technology would do the trick.

>>28916302
The assassination was just a pretext.

The pre-WWI tensions in Europe were so unbleiveably high that they were bound to go to war sooner or later.

>>28916331
And you know they had shit to pillage, not like those broke-ass Britons.

>>28915319
>replying to turks as a german

>>28915680
The European and USA's economies bounce back every time.
Russia hasen't even recovered from ww2. The bear is in an alcohol and drug induced coma

What is potential worth when you're throwing it away to empower nationalists ideals?

>>28915488
>reason should be obvious
Most of them died poor and sick

The most recent year I could choose so that I'd enjoy the world at its best technological point.

Plus being an Israeli, the farther you go back in time the worst the situation here is.

2nd option would be 50s or 60s 'Murrika.

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38000 years into the future

>>28915699
It's too painfull man ;_;

>>28915777
Trips confirm, b-but at least thy would be ginger right ?

>>28915944
>That image

fucking kek

I wouldn't mind being born in 4500 AD. I'll go be born in Hamburg.

Don't disappoint me future.

about 1720 so that could spend my life training to fight and then fight bonnie prince charlie the true king

>>28912901
>>28915610
>Germanics
>not slaves
pick one

>>28916611
If you're fighting against him shouldn't you call him "faggy prince chuck the usurper"?

>>28916641
I'm not german...Even if i was, i would live like a true Roman.

>>28916684
fuck off mr. sepcial snowflake

>>28916684
*for

No the man was the true king

1520 in Portugal. And when i reach the age of 22 i will board the ship set to discover Japan. And once i arrive i will make the first Hafus ever.

>>28915160
>implying you're related to the Gauls

Aren't you Franks who became Latinized? Never understood why the French romanticize Gaul so much.

50 years later where VR waifu is as common as an Xbone

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>>28915965
>>28915995
There is actually a lot of money going into it. But for a lot of people it's a taboo to talk about it because muh religion.
http://www.calicolabs.com/ company is owned by Google.

There is still a change that we'll get to live 500+ years

>>28916415
>imbluying

>>28916482
>most
probably wrong.

60,000 years ago when the world only had one king, a filipino

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>>28912999
>>28915412
>>28915680
>Russia. 200 years in the future when we dominate the world.

this is possibly the funniest thing I've ever read.

let me tell you what is going to happen to Russia: in the next twenty or thirty years, mankind is going to start moving away from fossil fuels and perfect renewable energy technology, like solar cells. When that happens, Russia's economy is going to fall off a cliff, since oil and gas make up such a big chunk of the exports. If the Russian economy even lasts that long - the way things are going now, Putin may well antagonise the rest of the world into blockading Russia into poverty. And coincidentally, Putin is going to die sometime in the next twenty or thirty years (or at least grow too old to continue exercising power), so Russia's economic collapse may well coincide with its political collapse, because once Putin is gone the oligarchs will fight over Russia like rabid dogs over a scrap of meat.

And that's not even Russia's biggest problem. I don't know if you've been paying any attention to what's going on on your eastern border (Russians rarely seem to do so) but you might have noticed that the towns and cities on the border with China are starting to get a lot of Chinese immigrants. Now, at the moment this is simply population pressure - China is one of the most densely populated countries in the world, Russia one of the least; simple osmosis is pushing Chinese people into Russia. But sooner or later China's going to work out that just across from it's northern border is an area with practically no people and a whole lot of resources. And once that happens the border will become more and more porous, and more and more Chinese immigrants will flow across, until Siberia is basically a part of China. Understand - there probably won't be a military invasion. Just a huge demographic shift in the east.

>mfw I'll ded before immortality
Why even live?

>>28917922

and in the next 20 - 30 years Russia's capacity to defend itself is going to diminish. At the moment it's military strength is based around its vast nuclear arsenal. However, missile shield technology is developing rapidly, and may well render Russia's nuclear missiles obsolete in the next few decades. Unlike other powers like China and the USA, Russia isn't going to be able to upgrade its tech to counter this and bombs are useless if you have no means of delivering them. The world is going to become either bi-polar, with the USA and China, or maybe if the EU gets its shit together tri-polar - either way, Russia is going to be caught in the middle, a second rate player in a game where there are no prizes for second place.

russia will lose its eastern half to china, and the EU will probably absorb a lot of its western sphere of influence (like Belarus and Ukraine). With all the chaos, ethnic minorities will probably revolt and set up their own independent republics. Anything that's left will be impoverished and gripped by violent political chaos - the only reason any of Russia will survive at all is because it'll provide a convenient buffer between the west and china.

Of course, this could be prevented if Russia got rid of Putin and allied with the west against China (who don't really want to see China's influence expand). But since Russians seem perfectly happy to go along with Putin's pig-headed insistence on replaying the cold war, that's not likely to happen.

enjoy

>>28917922
>>28917979
>Renewable energy

Nigga are u fucking serious? Renewable energy is a giant investment that will take half a century to become profitable, aint nobody got time for that, everyone wants to cash out as soon as possible and nobody really gives a shit about 50 years from now when they will most likely be dead.

Belle époque France or America around the 30s

>>28916983
>Aren't you Franks who became Latinized?

no, there was no replacement of the population by the Franks, just a small addition - or else why would they have become Latinized if they didn't have to deal with a big Latin-speaking population? Although by the time the Franks came a lot, the locals simply called themselves Romans, not Gauls, they were in fact the Romanised descendants of the celtic peoples of Gaul.