/me/ iam bored and i miss you guys edition

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>>26100528
for the sake of bumping let me bost what happend to me a while back
>be me
>be faping
>remember the story of the swede who sucked dick for a bus pass
>get rock hard
>have an idea
>let me go around town in a bus asking people if they would like to suck my dick for a bus pass
>almost got in a fight in 6 different occasions
>try my luck one last time
>see this lonely fuccboi
>"hey kid i got a bus pass wana suck me off for it"
>bigfuckingmistake.jpg
>turns out the fucker's dad is in the police
>he goes all islamic saying i want to turn him gay
>i literally couldn't leave the bus because he told people iam a homosexual rapist
>the cops arrive
>miraculously they let me go due to lack of evidence
>go home
>shitpost on /int/

y-you too ;_;

>>26100528

sup bro

/me/ threads are still a thing?

>>26100937
i guess they're not :-/

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>>26100578

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>>26100578

>>26100578
Why are your trying to turn people gay?

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>>26100578
>remember the story of the swede who sucked dick for a bus pass

Wow, so people really believe and enjoyed that made up thing? We usually laugh in /sverigetråden/ about how you guys believe in anything, like wow. But glad to see you're exposed as a homo now :--------DDDDDDDD

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>>26101230
i cant just ask a girl to suck my dick that's haram and counts as adultery (iam not a house wrecker) but if a dude sucks my dick theres no penetration thus its technically okay in the eye of god, plus its all lips around my dick its about the pleasure not the stigma you cis-scum

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>>26101312
w-whatever i bet it was u who sucked dick for a bus pass u lewdboi... shame on you for trying to make me look gullible

>>26101434
Please faggot, next thing you will do is sucking another dudes dick and then taking dicks in ass.

>>26101657
b-but i just wanted a little pleasure ;_;

??? ?????! ??? ????? ????
???? ?? ????? ??? ???????
Also, I caused a shitstorm the other day.

www.reddit.com/r/saudiarabia/comments/28jlns/any_hijazi_separatist_in_the_house/

The asspain was so massive it spawned several other threads ????????

>>26100578
>sudan
>la
oh wait...

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>>26101951
I fucking lel'd when i saw that earlier today
??? ????? ???? ????? ? ??? ??? ??? ???????
??? ????? ?? ???????
>???? ?? ????? ??? ???????
????? ?? ???? ????? ????
???? ??? ??? ?????
????? ???? ???? ????? ?? ????????? ???? ??? ?????? ??? ???

>>26102096
????? ?? ??? ?????? ?? ?????.. ?? ??? ??? ???? ??????
I'll keep an eye out for your threads so I can contribute. I'm thinking of making another thread, with more blatant racism

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>>26102185
do one in the /r/arabs subbreddit for maximum butthurt
funniest part was the after math where i saw the thread mentioned even in other threads (they were saying you got butthurt aswell fucking lel)

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>>26100528
1 week left to ramadan
are you ready for daily threads?

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>yfw OP is a 13 years old kawaii girl

>>26101230
allah wills it

>>26102342
le flufe

>>26102342
w-what lead you to conclude that??

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>>26102312
my body is ready ahmetkun :3

>>26102288
I tried /r/arabs, but the mods put the kibosh on that right away. Fuck that place anyway, I love /int/.. I miss you guys ;_; it's been a long while
>tfw no müràt and friends®
>tfw no /????/
>tfw no North African gay immigrants
>tfw no magician Moroccans
>tfw no Syrian/Iraqi bros
>tfw no leb cunts

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hello fellow enlightened muhammad followers what are you up to this fine morning any more kidnappings or suicide bombings i can go to?

>>26102477
hmm, I don't know, maybe the fact that you like getting undressed daily

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>>26102527
i begged him to do it :3

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>>26102507
hello can you please clean my yard thanks

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Do middle easterners/north africans still hold any feeling towards the roman empire? They were good times for you lot too.

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>>26102504
dude one of the mods went to my school and then transferred to another one
the biggest coincidence is that there was a dude in my school with the same nationality AND the same name who also transferred from my school to the same other one, but the mod graduated earlier so its just a funny coinki dinky

>>26102601
we fukde romas mother

>/me/ isn't weeaboos anymore

>>26102601
well nobody really talks about them unless you're talking about the turkey bird, which is called al dik al romi (the roman bird)

>>26102679
it was one fuking palestinean i hope jews kiled him

>>26102651
we're talking about rome, not about gypsies

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>>26102679
y-you too~~ amerikun :33

>>26102636
Reddit is full of people you know, it's kind of startling. I wonder if someone we know is lurking this thread right now..
??? ?????? ??? ?????

>>26102856
???? ????????? ???? ???? ?? ???
??????? ??????? ?? ?????? ????

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oh hey, one of those /me/ threads! never been in one before, let's see what call things they talk abou-

>>26100578
nvm

test

>>26102856
i didnt think i would know him, i just randomly talked to him on the IRC
IRC???? ??? ? ???? ???? ? ????
???? ???? ??????? ??? ???? ???? ???????? ????
????? ?????? ?? ????

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Anime is haram my nigga

>>26103332
tset ;)
>>26103249
s-sorry bb i swear i am pretty normal in the other threads ;_;

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>>26103369
gosh rossiya stop being so lewd

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>>26103500
O-okay

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>>26103550
h-hey uguu~~

>>26100528
i miss you too zengibro <3

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REALLY FUCKERS WHO THE FUCK POSTS THAT SHIT
>inb4 how did you know
its because thats the 2nd time this shit happens ;_; this is cyber bullying
>redditor for 1 hour
i will find you u bully ;_;

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>>26104367
??? ???????
:3

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>>26104412
Post benis pleeaaaseee.

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>>26104436
h-haram pinoykun this is a sfw board

>>26104412
??? ???????
>>26104436
lady boy go away

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>>26104469
Please? :3

>>26104503
????? ?? ???? ?? ???? ??? ???????? ;_;
???? ???? ????? ??? ???? ??? ? ???? ?????? ;_;

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>>26104582
i know too many people on this board to go around undressing my self for qts like u

>>26104626
>????? ?? ???? ?? ???? ??? ???????? ;_;
??????? ???? ????? ????? ?????

>>26104681
heheeheh

>>26104681
>??????? ???? ????? ????? ?????
??-?? ???? ??????? ?? ;_;

.???? ?????
>show up to demonstrate the superiority of the Perso-Arabic wrtiting over Han scribbles
>get besieged by ignorant ????
>>26103716

>>26104823
>g with three dots
>z with three dots
>e with three dots
what am i looking at there?

>>26104770
????? ???? ???? ????? ? ???? ?? ???
? ???? ???? ??????? ? ???? ???? ???? ????? ??????

>>26104909
These are the letters added to the Arabic alphabet to denote specific Persian sounds.
? is derived from ? to signify the sound /ch/ "CHeese"
? is coming from ? to denote the sound /zh/ as in French "bonJour"
? is to denote /p/ and comes from ?.

>>26105017
oh yeah i only know of the three dotted f that is a v and the three dotted 3 that is g

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>>26104909
>he does not know how to read the extra farisi letters
the 3 dotted ?? is CH like CHicken
the 3 dotted ? is JA like JApan (not like the J in jesus)
the 3 dotted ? is P like Penis ;DDD

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>>26104989
>???? ???? ???????
b-but he's iraqi

>>26105146
???
?-??? ?????

>>26105169
??-?? ??

>>26105100
May ???? be merciful to you. You're full of ???? ?????.

>>26105257
;_; ayy lmao

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Are you rooting for ISIS?

>>26105286
>???? ?????
p-pencil jihad ???
>>26105287
?-?? ???? ;DDD

>>26105341
Eh, "jihad by the pen".

http://www.justislam.co.uk/product.php?products_id=2

>>26105371
>???? ?????

>>26105371
>not ???? ????
jihad by the pen-is ;DDD

>>26105463
I fear mine isn't a very persuasive one.

>>26105494
i-its okay bb theres someone out there to love you ;_;
w-whats your skype btw

>>26105494
>>26105575
hot gay interracial fuck in the making

>>26105575
/walryss

>>26105606
n-no its just iam trying to get everybody's skype from the /me/ generals (i have almost everybody except you,q8i ,elias, pedo iraqi and ahmed the cynical maghribi)

>>26105691
>using the video chat jew

>>26105722
b-but the skype group is kinda fun sometimes ;_;
no gib skype ya zoal

>>26105744
seriously i don't have one
beside it's blocked now
you'll find me here a lot

>>26105766
o-oh damn :-/ well you're not missing out that much its just shitposting and one dude starting arguments with everybody

get out weaboo faggots

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>>26105843
oh hi
thanx for defeating israel bro

>>26105904
???? how are you still alive?

>>26105904
>>26105843
>bro
>implying "he" is egyptian
ya zoal pls

>>26105934
why not

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>>26105843
Bully

>>26105947
i don't know but i remember hearing on the news ISIS has been executing all faggots in iraq so iam surprised you're still alive.
>>26105943
iam egyptian sudan plz

>>26106002
o-ok yabni do you speak like this????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1WoGK4iAYA

>>26105947
Please, consider taking some time to answer these questions.
>From which part of Iraq are you?
>What religious sect do you belong? It doesn't matter if you aren't religious, I'm an atheistic person but culturally I'm at least partically catholic
>Do you know anyone that is part of some kind of militia, regardles of his religious/politica/ethnic affiliation?
>Has the recent ISIS uprising affected in some way your life?
>Do you think your area could be in risk in the future?

>>26106060
yes all egyptians speak like that.you have been a huge faggot recently sudan.

>>26105303
Fuck no. Their skeletons aren't even real.

>>26106110
>you have been a huge faggot recently sudan
>recently
what made you think so ???? is it because i write like a 13 year old girl ????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfDhgV1jo2w
> everi time

>>26106081
>From which part of Iraq are you?
iam not :3
>What religious sect do you belong? It doesn't matter if you aren't religious, I'm an atheistic person but culturally I'm at least partically catholic
although iam irrelegious iam sufi :3
>Do you know anyone that is part of some kind of militia, regardles of his religious/politica/ethnic affiliation?
w-well most of my family is in the sudanese communist party and or just people with commie leaning thinking :3
>Has the recent ISIS uprising affected in some way your life?
>isis
>not soo last fall
pls its soon going to be about boko haram, might aswell go ahead and talk about the cool hip underground islamic group
>Do you think your area could be in risk in the future?
no :3
>inb4 it wasnt meant for you
i liek to talk about myself ;3

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>>26106432
>not blasting every time somebody complains about tfw no gf

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????? ????? ???? ???? ?????

>>26106081
>From which part of Iraq are you?
baghdad
>What religious sect do you belong? It doesn't matter if you aren't religious, I'm an atheistic person but culturally I'm at least partically catholic
shia
>>Do you know anyone that is part of some kind of militia, regardles of his religious/politica/ethnic affiliation?
yes
>>Has the recent ISIS uprising affected in some way your life?
food is more expensive
>>Do you think your area could be in risk in the future?
prop. no

>>26106637
>this spamming anime faggot

>>26106637
t-that sounds kawaii as fuck ... n-no homo

BTW , do any body think that ISIS will reach jordan ?

>>26106778
are you the "6times champion something i forgot his name" dude ???

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>>26106714
>???? ?? ?????? ?? 4???

>>26106861
nope
I'm the salibi guy

>>26106930
y-you toonis

>>26106982
>salibi
>?????
kaffirDetected.jpg

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>>26107248
I get that a lot
> be me
> talk to one of my friends
> he said that all of our problems are because of the salibis ( cusaders )
> the only solution would be to get rid of all of them
> mfw

Hey boys. I missed you all

>>26107506
i-its okay habibi now our problems are caused by incompetent leaders ;DDD

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>All these Red/White/Green/Black flags

>>26107726
hala habibi
I missed you too :3

So what do you fags thing of the gulf countries?

>>26108017
>not being red white black horizontal masterrace
notice how egypt syria sudan yemen and iraq who all have that are actually doing very well economically and militarily wise ??

>>26108092
Yeah, Arabs are truly god's chosen people

>>26108087
i think omanis are literally the best arabs
pros
>a based accent
>wear nice hats
>have a cool flag
>nice people
>salalah
>7alwa al 3omania
>nice scenery
>they drive like decent human beings
cons
>manlets
>one dude told me i say zoal too much ;_;

>>26108139
>chosen beoble
>not best beoble
khaleek belb ya khoya

>>26108021
how you been?

>>26108309
God if you think they drive well I dont want to see what other arabs are like. But yeah they're cooler than the few Saudis/Emiratis I met.

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>>26107726
i doxed you...

>>26108583
fucking christ this net, sorry
>how you been?
fixed my sleep but i still feel pretty shit but so far nothing really worth mentioning haha

how have you been (and be honest no bullshit answers i genuinely care bro)

>>26109184
i'm ... alive. not much more though.

???? ????????
???? ?????!

?? ????? ???? ????? (1) ??????? ?????? (2) ?? ????? ???? ??? ??? ????? ????? ????? (3) ?????? ???? ??????? ??????? (4) ?? ??? ?? ?????? ??? ??????? (5) ??????? ????? ????? ??????? (6) ?? ???? ?? ??? ???? ??? ??? ??????? (7) ??? ?? ????? ????? ?? ???? ?????? (8) ?? ??? ????? ?? ??? ?? ????? ??? ??? ?? ??? ???? ????????? (9) ??? ????? ?? ????? ???? ?????? ????????? (10) ???? ??? ????? ??????? (11) ????? ??????? ?? ????? ???? ??????? (12) ??? ?? ???? ??????? ???????? (13) ???? ????? ???? ?????? ?????? ???????? (14) ????? ????? ??? ?????? ????? ???????? ???????? (15) ??????? ?? ??? ??????? (16) ???????? ??? ?? ??????? ????? ???? ?? ???????? (17) ?????? ?? ???? ???? ????? ???? ???? ???? (18) ???? ?? ?????? ??? ???? ?????? ?????? ??????? ?????? (19) ??? ????? ?? ?????? ?? ??????? ?? ?????? ?????? ??????? (20)

>>26109946
what makes you think so man?

Hello /me/

Is Ilja here?

>>26110043
i really shouldn't be complaining. i'm wayyy better than most.
i'm fine man. just fine.

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>>26110043
>sudani with proxy because fuck this shitty net jesus christ what fuck get
>wanting to evade "why are you in Georgia" this much

>>26110084
I am here ;)

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Bump.

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>>26105303
>>26106116
>Their skeletons aren't even real.
I am glade. Skeletons are spooky.

shalom my arabuddies

>>26110402
> World peace best day of my life
really ?

>>26110402
yea my love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8JnJzQp1Yg&feature=youtu.be
they're not no tough when the mask isn't on

>>26110527
fuck :DDDDDDDD
>>26110465

>>26110557
> +18
why ?

>>26110605
watch till the end

>>26110569
did you find those missing settlers ?

>>26110711
They weren't settlers, they were soldiers or something.
This is going to fuck us so hard, even more of your cousins free from jail

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>>26110259
Why are you so lovely?

>>26110646
> slapping + bad language
I'm used to the live leak +18 stuff

>>26110839
How do you know? :3

>>26110847
oh well, sorry to disappoint :(

>>26110752
but you're our cousins ..

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>>26110886
Russia is fun
and fun things are lovely :D

>>26110969
Uh.. I see.

>>26111000
Why so awkward?
Nice trips btw

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faggots

>>26111022
You imply I'm doing any of typical Russian bydlo activities,

>>26106982
>I'm the salibi guy
does that mean that all the jordies here are christian?
because i know i am and the 6 cock sucker said something that implied that

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>>26111375
I'm sorry m8

What did you do today?

>>26111413
I was eating, washed some dishes, carried garbage out. Not especially entertaining.

>>26111413
Holy shit it's FF

>>26111486
Know any Russian litterature worth reading?
>>26111546
Herro

>>26111766
You can try Chekhov.

>>26112118
thanks

>>26110175
you complete me :3 <3

>>26112981
oh wow look at u u fggt i swear i will shag ur ass u fokin wanker xDD