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FUNKY edition

http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/

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The most important Jewish book after the Bible, is called The Talmud, which was written down around 400AD based on the oral traditions. It was first printed in 400 years ago by a German Catholic who designed the pages and every edition after his is based on his format.
The page we'll discuss is page 71 side A of Volume of Blessings:
Every day God prays, not to himself, for the God not to be angry of Israel. There's an equivalent length of time, 1/58888 of an hour, when God is angry at Israel. Only one person knew how to get the timing right for the precise moment, and his name was Bilam - the archenemy of Israel. For his talents, Bilam was hired by a Cananite king while the people of Israel were on there way from Egypt to the land of Israel.
Now we'll skip to a very far apart page:
Titus was the Roman emperor who destroyed the Second Temple. When he conquered Jerusalem he entered the temple, streched a Torah scroll in the holiest place, and had intercourse with a prostitute, then took a sword, stabbed the curtain, and a miracle was made and the curtain shed blood. He then believed he killed God.
Later on when on his way back to Rome, there was a storm which seemed to be about to sink the ship. Titus thought to himself the Jewish God is powerful in water as evident by drowning Paroah's army in the Sea of Reeds, so he said: "fight me on land if you can!". Then later on land, a mosquito entered Titus' nose, and buzzed ceaslessly, and for seven years tortured him until he died. His body was postmortemly dissected and they found a pegion sized mosqiouto which fed on him.
Onklus was a Greek pagan who converted to Judaism. He made a seance and asked Titus "what's important in the afterworld?". Titus replied: "Israel, but you can't follow all their laws". Then he contacted Bilam and asked him what's his punishment. Bilam replied: "they dip me every day in boiling semen." (Bilam used to have intercourse with his mule, so this is the appropriate corresponding punishment).

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Why is Switzerland so successful?

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>*knock knock*
>open the door
>it's pope Francis, in the assistance of Swiss Guard
>he oficially proclaims you as a commander-in-chief of 10th Crusade to the Holy Land
>from now on, you have all the money, supplies and influence of the Catholic Church at your disposal
>your sole purpose is reclaiming the Holy Land and all the other Muslim lands for Christianity
What do?

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ITT blocks of flats from your cunt

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A strong Britain built on strong legs edition

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>explosion in Rome
What happened? Is everything okay with you itas?

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Frisch-und-neu-Ausgabe eg

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Merhaba [that's hello in Turkish] /int/. I am a 19 yo Australian male and Kemalist. I believe that we are randomly born to a country, but people like me are spiritually connected to a country other than the ones we're born in. I loved the Turkish nation ever since I first learned about the Ottoman Empire and the Seljuk Turks.

There is Russian blood in my family, and I believe that I am of the same Altaic stock as the Turkish people. I have what the Turkish people would call 'Ruh'; the spirit of a Turk. I like Oriental [near eastern] music, food, culture and although I'm an Atheist [like the great Ataturk], I consider myself a cultural Muslim.

I've taught myself Turkish and a little bit of Persian and Arabic. I've applied to go to the prestigious Istanbul University where I will become a Poet and Turkicist. If I were born in an earlier age, I would have been a great Turkish bard, with my baglama I would sing tales of the steppe, of the great Khans, and Padishahs that brought us to Anatolia and hymns to Tengri the great lord of the sky, but alas, I am of the era of the Republics.

I mostly play Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword as the Crimean Khanate, and I love playing the Ottoman Empire in EU:IV. I'm a long time 4channer, and I just wanted to say to everyone there are Turkophiles on this board, despite the endless memes. Shit like 'Remove Kebab' really aren't funny. There's a reason the Turks had one of the largest, greatest and most illustrious Empires in history. You should have the same respect for them as most people do the Romans.

I just want to close by saying that Turkey shouldn't focus on Europe, but its Altaic brothers to the east. The Turkish people should reunite under a single banner, together they would be a greater force than Russia or Europe. Division makes the Turks weak, unity would make them strong.

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are Turks to Central Asians/Mongols what Americans are to Europeans?

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>Fact : Illyrians are the most powerful race in the world

old ;:>>74714282

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Are you for or against Australia becoming a republic and why?

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white "people"

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Is it true Eastern European women are happy being submissive housewives?

A Slovenian fellow told me:

>Don't know, but this feminism problem simply isn't here. There are like 10 land whales in entire country, but they're too fat to actually protest.

>Honestly, I think anglo are somewhat deserving it. Slavic countries didn't oppress women like anglosphere did - and by oppress I mean banned from voting, must be stay at home, etc. women were always treated as equals to men, even under paganism way back, but with a different role (bringing up family, etc. while men did the hard work). I see women are perfectly fine with that even today over here, even with younger generation.

>I know SO MANY women that just dream of a husband and kids and nothing more. Yes, they're still ex sluts and blabla, but they don't push the oppressed narrative and they are content with bringing up a family.

>Literally all of my ex gfs and current one dreamed only of being a loyal housewife to me, and I had nearly a dozen of them. I have never met a hurrr durr I'm just as strong as men type of woman in my life.

How come Eastern European women want this sort of life, but American women fear that sort of life?

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>pretended to be Japanese girl on internet
>white,black and asian dude send fuck ton of mail to me

Asian women aren't easy.
You guys are very easy for Asian women.