Kristen Stewart Worship Thread

I bet she cums like 4 times a day. Nympho

>>2962272
Are any of those solo? Do you think she uses toys or just fingers? How often does she engage in anal play?

>>2962277
Yes; varies depending on her mood; daily

>>2962307
She's a lezzer my dude.

>>2962309
so??????

>>2962307
those won't even fit in her

>>2962311
She doesn't have to pretend to be interested in cum any more, if she even ever did.

>>2962318
I don't understand how anyone could dislike their lover's cum

>>2962314
what was this?

>>2962335
Horse dildos

>>2962325
Sex is just a means to an end for girls. If they can get away with cum dodging they will.

>>2962341
Nah they are some naasty bitches out there lol.

>>2962344
Sure, but Kristen isn't one of them.

>>2962346
It would be a shame if she was too prudish to let me eat her asshole

>>2962318
take it from me , girls love a cum reward

I think I wanna start smoking so I can taste what Kristen's mouth tastes like

>>2962224
i wish i could have saved her (with my penis)

>>2962545
Your penis probably isn't any different to the many she's seen and touched in her life

>>2962564
its smaller .

>>2962584
Smaller that jewish hollywood executive cock? i'm sorry

>>2962564
>the many she's seen and touched in her life
haha that's funny anon because as we know she's a pure virgin even if those evil dykes have tried to corrupt her, she's just waiting for that special one
r-right?

>>2962636
Imagine her madly in love with you, wanting you, needing you. Lusting for you hard. Her eyes burning into yours.. are you really seriously telling me that you give a fuck if some faggy jew fucked her 10 years ago? Stop being weird

Where do you guys get your high res photos of kstew at?

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>>2962655
This website called Google. I think it's new.

>>2962346
Keep telling yourself that

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>>2962802
Has she ever looked more deliciously pale and smooth as she did here? At the Eclipse premiere maybe?

>>2962804
Imagine her slightly brown butthole sat between those two small tight pale-white buttcheeks, maybe a couple of little freckles, the hint of fine hairs growing down her ass crack, imagine moving your face closer and closer, close enough to see her pores, to smell her, to see her asshole twitch in excitement ready to feel the first touch of the tip of your dripping wet tongue..

>>2962833
Seek help.

>>2962833
You're fucking disgusting.

>>2962840
>>2962841
Eh? This is vanilla compared to the usual disgusting stuff this guy, or whoever it is, usually posts. Are you saying you wouldn't lick Kristen Stewart's butt hole?

>>2962859
>those fingers
Imagine one of them stimulating your prostate... PLEASE DOMINATE ME MY GODESS

>>2962833
Lol what?

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>>2962804
The Academy Awards, around the same time.

>>2962913
She has such smooth pale skin <3

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>>2962911

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What's the opposite of hate-fuck?
Love-cuddle?

>>2963134
Yes. Love-cuddle until you are stuck together by a night's worth of light perspiration

I'm still shellshocked by this revelation that my irl crush is not just a lesbian (already knew that) but that she has a kristen folder

just lol at life bros

Why does such a beautiful creature like herself have to be gay? Goddamn it I hate feminism...

>>2963200

There are no gay women, just women who haven't found the right dick yet.

>>2963215
I would like to believe that...

>>2963236
awesome.

>>2962325

OMG

>>2962529

d-does that mean other anons could taste kristen's mouth, with your mouth?

>>2963251
>>2963254
Why are paparazzi so creepy?

>>2962529
it makes your mouth taste like shit

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I want this Stew back. The long-haired, cock-loving, Stew we all knew and loved.

I hate boyStew. She's too masculine now and her feet look grimy.

>>2963296

a-anon pls

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>>2963301
It's the truth.

I smoked for 5 years and it makes you smell and taste like shit. It's a disgusting habit that takes years away from your life and looks.

>>2963303

omg, why did u choose that image, with both of them looking at me, while u described it

t-that other anon said he wants to help other fans "taste, how she tastes"

>>2963298
> She's too masculine now and her feet look grimy.
Kristen matured and finally don't afraid to be herself. She's obviously very comfortable and happy with her current style, looking and relationships. Even if you don't like it.

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>>2963305
And all they need to do is lick an ashtray. It'll be just like the real thing.

>>2963306
I don't care, she looks bad with short hair.

>>2963310

f-fuck, so h-how would 2 anons be able to find out how kstew would taste?

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>>2963311
KStew would never respect your stammering.

>>2963316

i know, she said in an interview she doesnt know why boys are so weird around her and wont just talk to her

she doesnt even realize when she gives the "ew that fat virgin is looking at me" smug face and head shake

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>>2963310
Well, she doesn't care either. Kristen just doing what she wants.

I'd only suck anon's cock to pics of her with long hair.

>>2963319

omg anon pls, n-not while im doing this

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>>2963318
She needs to let it grow back.

It's awful.

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Kstew threads attract some weirdos

>>2963327

thats why she went lesbo, because of weird virgin anons

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>>2963322
Yeah-yeah you don't like it, i got it.

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>>2963329
not surprising. what better way to ward off the insatiable fanboys than to cut off that beautiful hair and cease taking care of those perfect feet.

>>2963337
someone needs to let her know how I feel.

>>2963340

i bet she thought about something else being cutting off when she did so

probably visualising, sacks falling, smacking the floor as each scissor cut finished

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>>2963340
Why should she sacrifice her own feelings for the sake of your feelings? You're nothing to her.

I want to kiss Kstew and mix the taste of pussy and cigarettes together in our mouths

>>2963362

a-anon, t-theres only kstew fans in the room tho

>>2963362
She doesn't kiss guys.

>>2963374

NNNNNNF

anon pls

>>2963374
I only want to suck on her godly toes while she has intense lesbian sex and she insults me as I should be.

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>>2963350
I somehow don't think it went down like that.

>>2963380

fuck, that back is so sexy

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>>2963377
faggot

>>2963385

is that what kstew calls her male fans that help eachother appreciate her?

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>>2963388
No, that's what I'm calling you, shit dick.

>>2963385
yes more please I love it when you look at me like that, I'm your dog

>>2963389

omg

w-would u be saying that if i was sitting next to you, infront of the computer with kstew pics?

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>>2963391
we would never be friends.

>>2963393

YES, never talking, only you clicking the mouse, looking at her pics, while i help you concentrate

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I should have never came here to share my good Kstew content with you lost causes.

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>>2963395
REEEEEEEE

>>2963395
Kek

People here act like true worshippers but don't even want to drink her hot piss straight from her pisshole..

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>>2963440
piss play is for the plebs.

I'd worship these toes though

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>>2963382

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mmmf.


better days

>>2963463
Truly

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>>2963440
I do, but I'm only worthy to drink it after she's tasted it, and then decided to gift it to me.

Why does the lock represent and who has the key?

>>2963524
Nothing, she just likes these necklaces.

>>2962219
test

>>2963525
bullllllshit

>>2963524
just more MK Ultra tomfoolery, move along

>>2963531
> bullllllshit
nope, she said it in one of her recent interviews.
she bought these locks from her stylist.

>tfw jpg guy will never take care of your boipuss as if you were Kstew...

Please fart on my tongue Kstew

Sweat, cigarettes and cunnilingus

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>>2963747
Absolute qt in this movie. The best she's looked in her life desu.

>>2963756
I prefer Runaways but maybe you didn't like it because she said guys like you are pussies

>>2963200
It's not a happy accident

these girls with amazing bone structure who look like kristen have higher testosterone. they're not these neotonous circle headed plump dumpy chicks - they're quite masculine

EVERY girl I've crushed on who even resembled her in the slightest was PRIDEFUL as fuck man,

I honestly cannotbelieve it

THREE girls with KS looks all carpet munchers. It's the hormones. It's prenatal. Determinism. fuck.

>>2963818
Nah it's cause she is completely inundated with hetero male attention starting from her teenage years, and she got very bored of it and irritated by beta fuckboys who "fall in love with her" when she just wants to do cool shit, and have fun and meet artsy people. So the best way to avoid every fucking creeper with a 5-inch dick from approaching her and trying to get her attention is to just be gay and fuck hot model women instead.

>>2963820
This.

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>>2963818
I'm not sure how you see her facial features as masculine, though.

>>2963532
Have you seen her "stylist"?

>>2963820
Sad, but true

>>2963840
it's not stylist, it's a make up artist, my mistake.
http://www.whowhatwear.co.uk/kristen-stewart-chain-lock-necklace-2015/slide8
https://www.instagram.com/jilliandempsey/

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>>2963845
It's not sad at all.

>>2963845
Maybe for beta fuckboys like you

>>2963855
Says the ones who want to drink her piss...

>>2963888
Sexually-submissive alpha males who identify as lesbians are literally LITERALLY the best

>>2963891
Such an autistic response

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>>2963849
he does NOT fight for freedom, his methods are counter productive, he is the enemy

It would be pretty cool if she bound my limbs and slapped my face repeatedly until tears streamed down it

>>2963849

kek, 1750 for a shitty safety pin lock necklace.

>>2964081
It must be made of some kind of precious metal, otherwise, kek indeed.

>>2964083
silver and gold, obviously.

>>2964182
She really is the most cross-eyedest, ugly bitch.

>>2964218
I want her!

>>2964182
GODDESS

>>2964182
Am I supposed to worship all those fucking horrid pixels, jpg guy? WTF! we need a far better quality for this one!!!

>>2963829
can someone shop her head next
to the black guys leg
with his hand on her face
and saying "BLACKED"?

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>>2964299

>>2964378
i love this prescious angel so much.

>>2964416
Every part of her, right? You love her anus? Please describe how you would show your love for her anus.

>>2964536
Guys, I'm crying right now.

>>2964536
wallpapered

>>2964545
Why?

>>2964555
Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Kstew. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.

Kstew really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

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>>2964577
My thoughts exactly.

>>2964577
>crying for kstew not loving her
>not getting that he just can love another kstew worshipper instead

>>2964577
tfw people to recognise /tv/ pasta

>>2964675
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY an absolute GODDESS. I need an actual material copy of this magazine for my worshipping collection.

>>2964691
I hope you would clean her asshole with your tongue after she took a big shit

>>2964691
it's from Harper's Bazaar's UK september issue

Had a dream I did this last night >>2964694

>>2965115
I like this photoshoot. Although the hair doesn't seem to be getting any longer...

>>2965123
> the hair doesn't seem to be getting any longer
these photos were taken a month ago, moron.

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>>2965123
Her hair looks way longer than it did here, it IS growing

>>2965128
Fucking gorgeous.

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>>2964577
this except tragically unironically

Do you think she'd ever do a PremiumBukkake scene?

>>2964915
it's gonna be my favourite Kristen's photoshoot, i think.

Any pics of Kris10 reading something?

>>2965333
She reads my soul every time she stares deeply into the camera lens... and then she smirks or frowns and my ego is shattered and I kneel at her feet wanting her approval

Reading this article about her and damn, the comments. Is this most people's opinion of her?

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/kristen-stewart-addresses-resting-bitch-face-164120711.html?soc_src=hl-viewer&soc_trk=tw via

>>2965440
>“I’ve been deeply in love with everyone I’ve dated. Did you think I was faking it?” she asks.

>Did you think I was faking it?
Uhmm yes sweetie you were

>>2965440
> I couldn't care less
> I am trying not to pay attention
> who cares about her
> nobody cares
> 1,158 reactions
LOL.

>>2965440
I can't actually read or watch her interviews without feeling very sad

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>>2965440
Doesnt read like she speaks. I'm calling horseshit.

>>2965445
The last time I read comments like hers, were almost identical to the ones Angelina Jolie was quoted saying in some magazine in the early 2000's. "I want to try everything" I remember distinctly.

>>2965454
>i want to try everything
how depressing

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>>2965451
Obviously salty and jealous of her. She's not THAT bad of an actress. They're plenty of shittier young actors out there like Chloe Moretz and Emma Roberts.

>>2965440
>normies can't appreciate the true goddess
tell me something new

>>2965458
>Emma Roberts
Do not insult this divine being.

>Kristen open to dating men again
Please no please no please no

>>2965753
why not? she always was bisexual.

>>2963311
>>2963376
She hates boy, even more virgin beta like yourself who consider feet as a pussy ;) , you know you'd end up in her basement so she can have fun castrating you with her others feminist friends.

>>2965810
why do you say stuff like this?
is it an insecurity thing ?

>>2965815
Kstew is so superior to everyone here that the only valid fantasies are Fdom

>>2965875
ok, now i'm crying too.

>>2965890
Are you imagining giving her lovebites on her upper inner thigh? Cause I am....

I sincerely want to die

>>2964378
God I hope they release a clean picture of this one without the text... so fucking beautiful in this one.

>>2965912
probably has a lot of photoshop

>>2965957
She's really good looking without makeup though

>>2965961
yes she is, but magazines be dumb. also normies don't fetishize seeing her skin pores in Ultra HD

>>2965961
And you can see the adorable freckles on her nose and checks when she doesn't have makeup covering them, although that's rare in pictures.

>>2965964
I want to tongue her enlarged pores

>>2962380
*good* girls like a cum reward

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>>2965982
Me too....

>>2965981

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Not sure why that one was 7MB

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~fin~

>>2966008
>>2966010
>>2966011
These backgrounds are fake, right? It looks pretty bad.

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>>2965810

ACTSHUALLY
http://www.breakingnews.ie/showbiz/kristen-stewart-open-to-dating-men-again-800599.html

>>2966016
Not sure if I'd rather be Tony Soprano and have my arm around KStew or KStew with Tony Soprano's arm around me.

>>2965875
oh my fucking god....

yes we know you know my goddess, so now please that feet movie already !!!

>>2966025
*please DO

http://rizon.net/chat

Channel: #kristenlove

Let's talk.

>>2966069

Nice friendy chat with pictures.

>>2966072
Dressed like an 80 year old woman, with the face to match

>>2966079
Don't forget the old lady hair.

>>2966084
Post this set please? I need to get off.

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>>2965454
she could try being hot
here i fixed your waifu for you

THIS is why I became lezbian jeez creeps

>>2966245
to spam lonely , mentally damaged homoerotic roleplay threads online?

>>2965875
semen offering has been made based goddess

>>2966291

fuck yes

>>2966291
>>2966296
why are you still here?

>>2966299

im here to offer my semen to goddess kstew as well

>>2966300
no thanks , creep.

>>2966301

why are you here

>>2966302
to call it like i see it.

>>2966303
oh god, photoshoot literally taken from the kstew olympus oh god oh god

>>2966305

3/10 at best
enough with this insecure spam

Please do not give (you)s to that fag just above me.

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>>2966245

I thought it was because of me.

>>2966308

holy fuck, is that kstew?

if now who is it

>>2966308
>>2966309

fucking hell shes so sexy right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sool2kkU_i4&feature=youtu.be&t=489

>>2966304
this only.

>>2966305
Yep, this is the best photoshoot she ever made so far. Everything is absolutely perfect.

>>2966303
such low resolution

>>2966349
There is no better quality yet.

This night I had a dream about me and KStew escaping from a sort of zombie apocalypse. The best part is that KStew were a lot taller than me, like 7ft tall, and she was protecting me.
Share your dreams involving KStew.

>>2966414
That's hot. Maybe you were very small and she was normal sized... I would love to dream about a large protective Kstew holding me in her arms

>>2966431
this speaks further to your insecurity and desire for
control

>>2966442
>men with fdom fetish desire women to be in control
unbelievable. well done

>>2966461
is that why you want to be a male ?

sort yourself out m8

>>2966414
>>2966431
Giantess Kstew is such patrician taste, well done.

>>2966442
Seriously, wouldn't you like to be weak and in complete power of goddess KStew? How can you be so gay?

>>2963145
How did you find out?

Rizon.net/chat

#kristenlove

Still available for realtime chat.

>>2966311
"No, it just happened" What a sarcastic asshole.

>>2966516
"Oh you're sticking your tongue inside me again? Wow great, haven't felt that before" - Kristen's sarcastic asshole

Are their any excellent quality caps from Personal Shopper? The nude scenes.

Choose one:
- you are used by KStew as her slave, humiliated and dominated by her, she goes full dominatrix with you, making you feel small and weak.
- you dominate KStew, turning her into your sex toy, showing her how weak she is compared to you.

>>2966543
Second. Unlike most guys here, I want to subject her to my sexual whims.

>>2966543
I just want to cuddle her, to clasp her face against mine feverishly, smell her oaky auburn hair and feel her soft porcelain tomboy body against me. Feel the beating of her heart on my chest, embracing her so close, drinking in her scent from her pungent neck and mane

>There are people who have shared a bed with Kristen
>There living people on this earth who have kissed Kristen
>There is 1 (one) dead individual who kissed Kristen
>There are countless people on this earth that have embraced Kristen both platonically and erotically
>There are people on this earth who have held her naked, have entered her, have received oral pleasure from her, have given oral pleasure to her

>None of them are you

>>2966548
Who's the dead one?

>>2966550
Anton Yelchin

Fierce People (2005) He snogged Baby Kstew multiple times

He truly lived

>>2966547
Are you going to suck her dick at the end?

>>2966554
I would unironically, no joke marry a dicked ks

>>2966556
>implying this is unusual

Dickgirls are superior to puccigirls

>>2966543

FIRST always

>>2966559
i mean this also depends on size, she's pretty and all but you don't want to be bowlegged for the rest of your life

>>2966543
That's fucking impossible

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>>2966552
you forget James Gandolfini?

>>2966751
I don't feel so bad knowing he's dead

time to dream about being Her subby

>>2966836

you want kstew's creamy hips to smack into your virgin hole?

>>2966871
>implying, as a kstew worshipper, I'm a boipuss virgin
Anon I...

>>2966751
he never kissed her

>>2966896
she straddled him... and kissed him on the cheek and stuff during multiple takes

>>2966871
I want her to headscissor me with those creaming white thighs over and over while I repeatedly lose consciousness

new thread:
>>2966971
>>2966971
>>2966971
>>2966971