Previous thread: >>2850937
Kstew is so comfy
>>2861998
Those legs are so sexy!
>>2862000
Would love to watch their sex. Wonder who eats the pussy/ass better and if they do some kinky stuff like pee on body/mouth.
>>2862005
They probably get a nigger from tinder to "help" them.
>>2862006
This, clearly. Would watch though, if she laughs at me sucking on her big toe while the nigger pounds her.
She was in a music video and you see her dancing in it. She as on a torn t-shirt and she comes really close to flashing her tit, are there better quality pics and is there one of her flashing.
>>2862058
I love that vid
>>2862055
Emma makes them all look like dogshit.
>>2862058
Disgusting
Can you imagine your gf sucking you off while you lookeed at pictures of her? Haha, that would be awesome, wouldn't it? Do you think she would let you do that with her...?
>>2862083
Watch out, we got a special snowflake over here guys
>>2862089
>anyone here
>having a gf
Pick one.
>>2862092
That's too bad. I think every fan of hers deserves to know what it feels like to get head while looking into her eyes.
>>2862090
>snowflake
Banned from /pol/ huh?
My tongue belongs in her arse!
>>2862123
boring
>>2862128
Tell me some exciting things
>already devolved into autism
JUST
POST
PICTURES
>>2862134
Stewart threads always devolve into autism. It's actually surprising that it took this long. It's shocking that the word "piss" has come up fewer than ten times by this point.
>>2862134
all the pics have already been posted, well at least the good ones like yours, what you got now are only shitty paparazzi pics of some shitty garbage dyke
>>2862134
She hasn't even done anything since SNL
She's was so adorable....
>>2862154
>>2862155
I still like nu-kris10レズビアン
nu-kris10スウェット
>>2862158
nu-Kris10 is the sweatiest so far, so she is my favourite.
>>2862164
nu-kris10スウェット
>>2862165
1000% sexy woman
nu-kris10ハンサム
sad-kris10
angsty-kstew
>>2862148
this was the only good SNL snap
:3
>>2862158
>レズビアン
since that fucking fagget weeb won't tell you, those barbaric signs mean "lesbian"
kstew
nu-kris10パーフェクト is perfekt
so nu
so alternative
so angsty
gritty, edgy, chic aesthetique, messy yet sleek
contemplating her nu-ness
>>2862214
;3
>>2862217
oh my god that's worst and worst
>>2862217
what the hell is she doing
To awake in a golden dusk, sweltering heat, dead of summer, in a dingy run down bungalow, the remaining light peering in through the blinds
The air thick with her body odour, pungent, but it was never enough
I wanted her every bead of sweat to be mine, as her writhing tomboy body gyrated against me, throttling her gently from behind, faces clasped together, maximum breathplay
>>2862200
>>レズビアン
>those barbaric signs mean "lesbian"
kek , it checks out , I googled those characters and got screen-fulls of sapphic fun.
>>2862249
>>2862252
I really really like these posts
I would buy a book of this
>>2862318
Gross
>>2862399
be born as Stella Maxwell & write it the non-fiction in exact, matter of fact detail.
>>2862574
cute!
>>2862445
That face is super sexy... it's like she's sneering at me after she beats me up, slaps me around and makes my eyes water <3
I would spend hours just sucking her perfect asshole
Now this is what I call a GREASE GODDESS
>he doesn't want to drink Kstew's piss
weirdo.
Am I the only one who imagines eating her pussy on her periods
>>2862037
>This, clearly. Would watch though, if she laughs at me sucking on her big toe while the nigger pounds her.
Seek help.
>>2862718
They're just retarded Redditors trying to out-edgy one another. Either that or they're literal 12 year olds from /b/ and we're witnessing the early stages of a new generation of shitposters. If that's the case, the future is pretty sad.
I just want to feel worthy of making out with her
can you imagine? having kris10 in your home, alone with you, the only two people in the world, and every fibre of her being is burning for you
grabbing her by both rami and frenching her until your cheeks hurt, all you can smell is her breath, tasting the inside of her delicious mouth, just fully letting go to animal lust, her yearning in ecstasy, already soaking wet, her hands and arms like a vice grip around your skull, she could never let you go
>>2862605
KRIS10
>>2862217
is this shopped
>>2862811
no
maybe slighty after effected with some sort of filter but other than that no
>>2862797
Can I suck you off while she kisses you?
>>2862797
Woah I got chills
>>2862712
Yes please. Gross! We all adore her but that is too much for me personally.
>>2862712
I wouldn't eat her out but I could fuck her while she is on her periods. Been there, done that... not with Kristen obviously but still.
>>2862058
mom jeans are never sexy
>>2863082
Ah so you're saying you wouldn't bury your face in the crotch of a pair of mom jeans worn by her on a very sweaty long distance car journey through the southern American states (with leather seats and no air conditioning, during the summer months with 100% humidity)
>>2862797
You should really become a novelist, anon.
>>2862082
Which one?
Spent a couple hours imagining spooning with her, getting her hot sticky sweaty body tight against me, having my nose buried in her hair breathing in her sweet endorphins, with my boner inside her and strong arms holding her <3 Normally how I fall asleep
>>2863256
Good post
>>2863395
Beauty.
>>2863256
>breathing in her sweet endorphins
you mean pheromones bro
>>2863430
'member when Kstew was an actual woman?
>>2863434
She absolutely still is, and she needs your love anon
>>2863436
only if you offer me a tuggy
>>2863445
She still warms my heart everytime I see her.
>>2863492
>she still warms
>erects
>my heart
>cock
>everytime I see her
>>2863507
y-yeah that too, but she doesn't like boys anymore.
>>2863517
and here is some more DEAD STEW 死んだ
>>2863445
I want to cuddle her so much
After I fuck her silly obviously
I saw Personal Shopper today.
It was pretty bad, but at least KStew walks around without her top off for a bit, and has a brief masturbation scene.
>>2863395
Child molesters dress like that.
>>2863596
now sad that Kstew didn't molest me when I was younger
>>2863587
>assayas
>bad
You're probably a pleb who didn't get it. I bet you thought Clouds of Sils Maria was bad too?
>>2863646
Assayas IS fucking bad and I'm French, nobody cares about him in france actually except some hipsters and pseudo intellectuals from paris, that's it, he's just a hipster faggot like kris10, and his """cinema""" is absolutly pretentious, without any kino art in it. He's basically French sundance.
>>2863652
Assayas directed the Carlos mini series, he's based
>>2862797
Stellal Maxwell knows this feel
>>2861994
I love her so much
kristen
>>2863114
no, i really wouldn't
who the fuck even thinks up something like that
>>2863869
stewart
>>2863225
... the one there whose name is Emma.
Alright, you guys are probably going to kick my ass for this, but do any of you have that KStew Sock Recipe copypasta that was doing the rounds last year?
It included instructions such as putting socks in a microwave and marinating them in sour vinegar.
I have a fantasy where KStew's lesbian gf lets you cuck her with KStew because they want a baby together, but she doesn't want to adopt and is too hippey-dippey for artificial inseminations/hormone treatments.
So you get to fuck her a few times a week and bring your A-game every time, even viagra. She starts to realize she's really missed a man's touch and a great dicking.
Then as her pregnancy progresses and her hormonal changes starts altering her. She likes men more and more, particularly you. When she is almost due she realizes she wants a real, normal family for her and her child - she confesses her love for you and dumps her gf.
You live happily ever after.
>>2863895
You got it.
>>2863890
I'm not gonna kick your ass, but what the hell? What, is it some kind of recipe to make socks that smell sweaty or some shit so you can fantasize they belong to Kristen?
She has my personal favorite celebrity feet
>>2863890
>sour vinegar
Where are the fucking feet what the fuck are you doing faggots!!
>>2863903
That's my Kstew fantasy, except she never comes around to straightness and hooks up with Cara and they both want to get pregnant at the same time.
>>2863890
You should know that I wrote it as a joke, and I have no idea what the actual result would be like...
"Kristen Stewart Sock Sniffing Guide
You will need:
1 pair of socks (ideally ones that look similar to something she is wearing in a picture)
A small bowl
200ml of water
1 tablespoon of Japanese rice wine vinegar or white wine vinegar
1 tablespoon of sugar
1 wooden/plastic spoon
Take the water, vinegar and sugar and mix them together in the bowl, then put in the microwave for about 1 and a half minutes to 3 minutes. You just want it to get warm, not too hot as this will negatively affect the ingredients. Once this is done take the socks and put them in the mixture. Take your wooden/plastic spoon and mix them in the bowl making sure they are thoroughly coated. You don't want to use your hands for this as that would also affect the end result. Once this is done take them out and let them air dry. Do not use any kind of heat to dry them.
Once dry open up your favourite KStew sock/feet picture, huff the socks and fap yourself silly. Enjoy!"
>>2863953
I would creampie her pussy and do the proper clean up afterwards, giving her many orgasms with my tongue and lips as I could taste both her and myself.
>>2863981
Lol, are you insane?
>>2864008
I dunno lol
>>2863995
Very nice, felching
>>2863981
I might try this with a pair of white cotton panties if I order them online
I want to live in her laundry basket!
Full of well worn, stinky wet socks and panties and bras, a few drenched T-shirts, might even be a few thongs... all dirty and moist.
I'd want it to be near a radiator so it would all get warm and even more ripe!
>>2864046
KStew noob. Lurk before posting.
:3
>>2864205
That's so awesome
Wish I was a lesbian
>>2864105
nice picture. Her eyes are so pretty.
>>2864421
Glad that she isn't darkeyed mudrace
>>2864205
Omg that's so lovely
>>2864519
She has the best chest in the world, holy shit.
>>2864655
First she drinks that coffee,then I drink her piss an hour later
>>2864671
KStew's coffee piss must smell so intense
>>2864707
Stays nice and hot all the way from her mouth to mine <3
>>2864697
That red carpet is happier than me.
>>2864732
I would to eat her red carpet, if you know what I mean
Sexiest armpits of all time.
Grease Goddess
Fucking hot legs, and you can see her ass cheek.
according to the national enquirer she stinks.
>>2864790
God fuck yes...
Really, really want to push my tongue deep inside her ass....
>>2864795
so boring
>>2864815
What should I do instead
Post most fappable picture of her
interesting how she wears her watch with the face on the other side of the wrist. My grandpa used to do that.
>>2864895
Convenience, rather than having to twist your arm around you just bring your wrist up.
>>2865095
Piss in my mouth please kstew
>>2862206
this where you wanna be when Stew comes back?
>>2865119
>ashtray in third pic
Smoking on a photoshoot, what a stinky goddess!! Holy fuck. I wish she'd headlock my face against her armpits, force me to worship them, while she smoked a whole packet of cigarettes...
Goddess
>>2865122
Ashley Greene >>>>>>> KStew
>>2865163
Alice was best girl in New Moon and Eclipse
I miss Twilight
>>2865095
no wonder she's a dyke; she looks like a guy sometimes
>>2865194
I don't think I'd be able to tell with my face buried firmly in her pussy
>>2865119
using this on my dual monitor wallpaper if anyone wants
>>2865208
pls more american ultra hair
>>2864655
source?
>>2865231
'Meet-Cute' short on SNL - promo pic.
>>2865225
She makes me want to toy my boypuss.
>>2865301
You should do it with a gun.
I want to suck her anus
>inb4 so boring
Strawberry tongue I want to kiss
>>2865316
yeah we got it the first time, your meme is very boring, just go lick your mothers anus instead
>>2866273
Look at her enjoying the smell of the inside of her jacket... even she knows how delicious her odour is.
>>2866130
So fucking perfect my god...
Need more armpits in here
>>2866386
back of the knee too
>>2866453
She has the nicest skin ever
Why do I get an irresistible urge to suck cock whenever I see her?
>>2866453
Source
>>2866649
Billy Lynn's Long Half Time Walk
twilight kristen is best kristen
>>2866768
>>2866771
>>2866773
>>2866776
>>2866780
>>2866782
cease the shitskin heresy
I love her too much :((
The look of love
Why does someone so cute and pure looking have to be just another cheating whore?
>>2866985
It's not her fault
Robert didn't love her enough cause he's a dumb chad
tfw no innocent teenage romance first-love highschool sweetheart with Kstew which leads to lifelong relationship
>>2866987
>being blinded by "muh dik" to justify cheating
Top cuck.
>>2866999
no she's a wonderful person and i'd marry her in a heartbeat
>>2866992
>first-love highschool sweetheart with Kstew which leads to lifelong relationship
more like causes her to leave you for another girl , leading you to never trust a woman again.
#suckcockforkstew
>>2867058
that didn't happen in the dream i just had so i am calling bullshit tbhq
What a lot of beautiful pale flesh her thighs, definitely needs lots of sucking and kissing and love-bites
>you will never get a visit from your first girlfriend (and eventual wife) Kristen to play some acoustic guitar and probably try sucking your dick for a few hours
>>2867151
why live?
>>2867150
l need to edit out that hillbilly
>>2866983
she does not loves you back
nigga
>>2867256
'she' is dead
but i do love nu-stew too
>>2867151
>that cactus.
>>2867255
how would you worship this butt?
>>2867480
Deep tissue massage with therapeutic oils.
>>2867480
she has such juicy legs
>>2867480
I wouldn't. Maybe she has a none dyke friend that is attractive instead
hineyposting?
>>2867521
oh my god
>>2867513
but it would be cool to sniff her butt while she lectures you about why women are better lovers than men.
>>2867540
I find this unbelievably arousing
why's there so few pics of her neat small ass?
za
thu
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>>2867695
Holy shit. Kris10 you are my goddess forever. I need to worship you
>>2867719
>>2867695
end my miserable life
just want to thank jpgbro
good work, you are appreciated brother
wishing you well, anon
>>2867735
It's my pleasure, anon.
>>2867736
magnificent
she's smouldering, I just want to gobble her up
>>2867740
I just realised how much of a MILF Kstew is going to be
Holy fuck.
>>2867695
LEWD. ASS. BELLY. HOLE.
>>2867534
oh hi Mark
>>2867314
Would grab by the pussy.
>>2867496
i just want to lay my face on it and fall asleep on her comfy butt
>>2868099
Do you think you could fall asleep together with her straddling your face and lying against your torso, with her sleepy head nestled beside your junk?
>>2868193
I only after I had imagined all the possibilities of what it could lead to and my brain going into loss prevention mode and shutting down before my head literally spins
>>2868193
I would position her tummyhole on my nose
>>2868347
I remember almost a year ago
>>2868513
Nice.. I bet that would smell divine and warm and soft... Is that with her legs tightly straddling your chest? holding on to you, like she owns you...
Any pics with her legs wide open? .
>>2868788
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