>>2803116
Disgusting
>>2803116
Oh my goodness
no link to the old thread?
>>2803116
muh dick
>>2803129
Moving on is something we need to learn.
>>2803129
Don't you have any?
>>2803116
unffff kstew love you
>>2803139
You know I do.
>feels good when the actual screenshots of the rolling stone video from official kstew fan websites are shittier than the ones we got here
Haven't watched the video with sound on yet, song any good?
>>2803160
Original song is good, but RS cover is pretty shitty.
>>2803160
It's ok. Was never a big fan of their blues stuff, Gimme Shelter will always be amazing though.
>>2803116
she must be sooo sweaty after all that dancing in the sun
>>2803177
Maybe it was someone's job to be on hand with a towel to wipe her down every now and then. I would like that job.
>>2803177
Looks like it.
>>2803184
>paints fingers but not toes
Terrible
I know Twilight is terrible, but I tried watching it to see if I could enjoy it for the fantasy of it being a love story starring Kristen, and I couldn't make it past the second film. It was worth watching the first film for this song though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1BgYTZ4Mxc
Now it's the song I associate most with her, and I can't help but pine hard for her whenever I hear it.
Do you guys have any songs that give you KStew feels for whatever reason?
>>2803198
>he did not cry watching this sequence from new moon
Anyone wants a webm of it btw ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4gEFZ0TJ8o
>>2803201
It takes a lot to make me cry. It did make me feel sad and want to give her a big hug though.
>>2803208
>>2803198
> songs that give you KStew feels for whatever reason
I've got 3.
https://youtu.be/5ILpBKetj7E
https://youtu.be/_8Dw6Pel424
https://youtu.be/aAkH2RP-FLM
>>2803122
This. I love looking at kstew but the trashy smoking dyke we have now does not work for me
>>2803214
Straight from the tap or nothing.
>>2803216
Underarms, neck, back of the knee, between her thighs
So many wonderful sweaty places
Tell me, when you become the man you think you need to be, will she be yours?
>>2803223
I just save lots of her pictures, really
And want to cuddle her
>>2803232
So, you like KStew pictures, ay? Well, have all the KStew pictures in the world!
>>2803223
No, i'll never become such a man.
>>2803239
Her arms look so soft unnf
>>2803198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP9ewA7zNbc
>>2803263
>old kstew worshipping from little twilight fan girls
it's over Rob come on
>>2803264
I need a Twilight fangirl gf, they're the only ones that are gonna understand my KStew obsession, and it's not like I'm ever gonne be with KStew herself.
>>2803271
Are you Robert Pattinson
>>2803281
GOOD luck then.
Kstew is pretty fucking hot in that Rolling Stones video.
Makes me want to see her in a slutty version of Thelma and Louise with girl on girl make out scenes with a good soundtrack.
>>2803301
I just wanna cuddle her all day and hang out
>>2803304
Dreams...
>>2803313
She doesn't even visit me in my dreams... only bullshity dreams/nightmares about my bullshit life
>>2803156
we have some pretty decent material here i ve found more rare kstew's on hr than anywhere else
>>2803170
fucking classic i have it as my ringtone
>>2803319
Why are dreams such traitorous dogs
>>2803239
i do that too i love it here because its comfy and there is kstew too
>>2803332
And we can talk about what we'd like to do with her
And lots of (You)s
>>2803319
Yeah Kristen was in my dreams only once too. We gave each other the needle of heroin lol.
I'm not even sure was it bad dream or not..
>>2803341
I must say that it was not like that when I came, just image dumping, we have much more, dare I say, 'social time' now.
>We freakin KSTEWFAG SQUAD now
>>2803341
there isn't more to life i feel blessed to worship our one a true godesse i really wouldn't like to be anywhere else in the world have your (you) kind sir
>>2803347
>We freakin KSTEWFAG SQUAD now
and the other general better have that in mind
>>2803346
>heroin
wow you do that? seems so badass though... my only drug is biscuits :-/
>>2803354
One of these days I'm going to have to rank her film roles. AnesthesiaStew is heart-wrenching
>>2803354
> wow you do that?
Only in my dreams fortunately. In real life i'm quit drugs once and for all, i hope.
Kristen is my only "drug" now (n_n)
>>2803355
I actually didn't even know about that movie, Kstew have Mercy on me... Will watch it asap!
>>2803360
Be forewarned, her role is small
>>2803361
But still it's worthwhile to watch.
>>2803363
my god .jpg guy literally has them all, his collection should be like a National treasure or somethin
>>2803363
Indeed, I feel so sad for her... need to hug her
>>2803365
Lol no, only 6000 pics and 1500 gifs and that's all.
>>2803371
can you upload your folder or give me a source i'd be eternally grateful pleaaase
>>2803376
wouldn't it be against the point of this thread though? if everybody gets the full collection, theres no need in kstewfagging here between kstewists bros...
>>2803381
can you help find it then? just hints
>>2803383
I think the point is to complete your collection with patience, sharing, etc, would it be fun if you got all the pokemons at once?
>>2803381
or email me the link i will not tell anyone
>>2803384
how long did it take you to get all 6000 pics i have very little patience if i ever find it i will spill it all over the place
>>2803383
http://www.kristenstewart.com.br/galeria/
http://adoring-kstewart.com/gallery/index.php
Probably the biggest KStew fan sites, they've got pretty large collections of her fotos in hq with regular updates.
>>2803394
that's lovely
thank you family
how dare you all cheat on her by contributing to non kstew threads you heretics shall not go unpunished you will all be thrown in the lake of fire where you belong fucking heathens
>>2803395
You're welcome comrade.
>>2803396
>implying we do
Are you in fact talking about your own sins by any chance???
>>2803396
Kstew please don't swear at me
I really care about you
Yo y you hating on us negroes?
>>2803111
Yo y u hating on us negroes?
I started watching the woody allen movie and i was so in love with her. and the movie. and everything
>>2803184
>>2803116
Where are these from?
>>2803410
You're slow.
https://youtu.be/qEuV82GqQnE
>>2803412
I know. Thanks, bud.
>>2803415
>>2803412
>slow
>video came out today
Or isn't it us being slow on real non-internet life anon?
>>2803417
I haven't got a "real non-internet life" at all.
>>2803422
Same here actually. Real life is so last century anyway...
Real non-internet life sucks, it's just things that make you upset.
She seems to have more tattoos in this video. Hope they aren't real.
Do you guys ever just go to sleep because it's too painful being awake when she isn't yours?
>>2803572
I usually cum for her Goddess feet and pass out
>>2803559
The black flag tattoo is real, as is the antler(?) tattoo on the back of her right arm
>>2803615
Like putting a marker pen to the Mona Lisa.
>>2803573
That got me hard. Love the idea actually.
>mfw these threads are great sources of material for faking kristen and putting her in degrading photos
sickos.jpg
>>2803627
She's got a good heart and wonderful personality. It's a shame she's surrounded by liberal Californian champagne-socialists
>>2803630
>putting her in degrading photos
that never or rarely happens though
>>2803573
>>2803628
I can't fap to her during the day. She leaves me absolutely drained in every way.
>>2803634
I don't actually fap to her. I just enjoy imagining hugging her and smelling her
>>2803640
I know (well, I genuinely hope) that you guys are roleplaying with this sort of autism, but that's some really beta shit. I generally don't even say "X is beta" or whatever, but there really isn't anything else that I can think of to describe the stuff in this thread. All of you guys going around in every thread saying "omg muh goddess" and whatnot are just the newest form of cancer on /hr/.
>>2803634
>>2803573
Actually I feel way less shitty now that I offer my energy to her Feet (cuz I became of foot fag because of her), than when I did watching normie porn... still a loser of course, but at least that's something I guess...
>>2803643
>going around in every thread saying "omg muh goddess"
Hu no, only here, because only here is the true Goddess, the others are just a parody of us, of course you cynical millenial can't get this kind of higher concept.
>>2803643
I could pretend not to be a beta but why
If I ever get a gf I will probably worship her too
>>2803657
but thats where reality comes anon, trust me, of course any man wants to worship the woman he loves, but then he discovers the bitch prefers bad boy attitudes and feeling at the mercy of an asshole
so thats why I chose the path of Kstewism, no disappointment or barely
What is it about her, /tv/?
>>2803669
>/tv/
>'She reminds me of Heath Ledger': Director Ang Lee reveals he chose Kristen Stewart for latest film as she struck the right emotional chord
>'If you saw him in one movie - like Monster's Ball - you just remembered him. He was like the emotional core,' Ang said. 'Kristen gave me that vibe.'
When will the rest of the world drop the "she can't act" and "only makes one face" narrative that has been pushed for some reason?
>>2803669
I don't know. When I think about it I just get tongue-tied. I tell myself it's because it's just not possible to put into words, but maybe I'm only protecting my pride. Part of me doesn't even like trying to communicate just how special she is to me, as though whatever form that would take would be vulgar and only diminish it. She is what she is, and all I know is how she makes me feel, and I'm happy knowing no more.
I love Kristen Stewart.
>>2803668
Luckily I am still a virgin so I haven't given myself to someone who was a mistake
>>2803680
Her or nobody.
>>2803681
I think I could hope to find a girl who also loved her, and our sex would be act of worship unto Kstew
>>2803358
Holy fuck, all that gorgeous pale flesh. I want her on my face.
>>2803684
I'd love her to sit on my face while I play with her feet.
I wonder who she voted for in the election. If it was for Hilary or Donald that would be a shame, I'd be most pleased if she abstained.
>>2803695
Do you think she'd let me call her mommy
>>2803702
Nah, she'd think that was weird.
>>2803705
Ok sorry, I though cause she said child.. nevermind
>>2803696
In one of her interviews she said that it's very important to attend elections even if you're not really into politics.
And obviously she voted for Clinton.
>>2803732
I want to kiss her
>>2803708
Very hot actually.
>>2803741
She's always hot.
>>2803630
please link in the celeb fake threads
>>2803835
but i thought lesbians were put into camps anon, that's forbidden love
>>2803946
>love
you must be new to relationships
>>2803198
https://youtu.be/-eCh3y5VROM
alright guys, here's my last masterpiece. let me remind you thats it not a question of being edgy or politics or anything, it's just I found her fucking classy this way, hope you'll enjoy
>>2803968
That's fucking good, pal.
Heil Stewart!
>>2803974
share it, maybe we could meme it enough so that she'd at least stop being some edgy trashy californian hipster, if she truly wanted to be some rebel icone that's how she'd dress btw
>tfw play fighting with her
>she accidentally hits your lip
>it didn't hurt but you make a face like it did
>she feels bad and consoles you
>as she comes close to your face and puts her finger on your lip you smile and grab her, roll her onto her back, then kiss passionately
>>2803985
I like this idea of her being rough with me. She's in charge and she knows it.
>>2803968
Not bad, but the Iron Cross doesn't look very good. It should be attached higher.
>>2803989
I want her to get me in full mount.. then she can do whatever she wants. hnnnng
>>2803111
starts a worship thread with a pic that makes her look horid
>>2804003
She hasn't looked horrid a day in her life.
>>2803968
This looks great... but whats the white thing under the chair? Is she actually sitting on a toilet?
>>2803354
I really want her to grow her hair this long
>>2804016
Aw gross man, that's a commode.
I want a hard cock in me for kstew!
>>2804032
Would she want that? Why can't you just pretend to be KStew and let me fuck you like a normal person?
>>2803643
i genuinly not fap to her out of purity and respect
>>2803417
no 4chan in general is so face paced that even yesterday info is already irrelevant in fact most infos i get here are days ahead of televised news stations
>>2804047
oops wrong photo i meant to post this one i 'd feel guilty if i fapped to her
>>2803968
Hugo Boss is soo classy i agree the nazi knew how to dress
>>2804047
I don't fap to her also, fapping is not something i associate with feelings of love
>>2804093
I think it's better to fap only to her.
>>2804102
no it isn't she wouldn't be special then we must keep her innocence intact
>>2804106
But sexual lust is a natural part of being human, and why would I apply that to any woman other than the one I love?
>>2804113
idk fa.m its complicated
When I like a picture a lot I have to save it about 3 times and I get (1) and (2)
>>2804106
this guy is not a kstewist, beware, he's a christian, and this is pure hypocrite prudishness from the desert
Goddess Kstew accepts and needs your energy, she was made into the body of a perfect sexy woman and a normal human is aroused by a perfect sexy woman. You're trying to hide your sexual needs into some kind of "innocence" that never existed anyway.
>>2804120
Until we receive an official decree from her we can all only worship her in the way we think is best. Hopefully anyone that strayed from her word won't be punished too harshly.
>>2804134
Her skin is so amazing......
I want to kiss and suck every inch of her body
>>2804134
don't say that rude stuff to me i am sure she wouldn't like you to be this way
>>2804141
affection isn't by necessity sexually oriented
i love her religiously
>>2804150
it sure is
>>2804198
i refuse to believe this photo
>>2804184
I love her in both ways, I don't think they're mutually exclusive. In a dream world we would be in a relationship, and sex would be part of that.
>>2804093
Totally agree bro.
She would think you were pathetic for having feelings for her, I don't think not masturbating to her is going to impress her.
fortunately I pay tribute often enough for kstew to make up for you goobers who refuse to give the lewd queen your cum
>>2804252
You don't half wear some daft shit sometimes, Kristen.
>>2804256
True that
>>2804252
I'm glad she's gone brunette again
>>2804198
nice fake
>>2804256
Ew no
>>2804383
lovely
>>2804252
It's almost like Zoolander and Jim Carrey's character from Dumb and Dumber(during the third act) put together
>>2804050
These two fucked, right? Kristen probably came to Jodie's trailer while filming Panic Room, asked a few questions about things that a teenager is unsure of especially with the emerging sexuality and later on the older and more experienced movie star showed some tricks. It was obviously amutual and loving thing since there hasn't been a molestation scandal.
>>2804476
We may never know, but it's nice to think about.
>>2804476
I think Kristen would laugh if she knew I was a virgin
>>2804484
Pretty nice photoshoot as for me. Why you don't like it?
>>2804488
because that fashion and look are the complete opposite of your pic
>>2804488
>worst hair
>barely any of her gorgeous skin showing
>not even high enough res to see her facial pores
I want to be able to see into her soul through her eyes
>>2804507
> worst hair
Well that's subjective sentiment. For me blond short-haired KStew is the best KStew.
Pic's res is poor i agree, hope there will be hq someday.
>>2804517
those hands are so fucking made for handjobs that she'd give me for about 30 heavenly secunds cuz I wouldn't be able to fuck her since I'm a zeta
>>2804521
So soft and slender. I want them lightly misted with oil stroking me off.
>>2804523
do we have someone here who has really HR close ups of her heavenly hands? nothing on google
>>2804524
I'm sure they've been in there, but off the top of my head I can't recall any sets with close ups of her hands that I could grab from.
>>2803573
t. mexican
Not a lot of worship going on today.
Do you ever just feel happy to be on the planet at the same time as her? Like, you don't even care for a while that you will never be with her, you just look at her and feel incredibly thankful, lucky and blessed. It's a shame that euphoria has become a meme word for neckbeards, because that's exactly what it is.
>>2804665
you're welcome anon, and here is my worshippin of the day btw
>>2804684
I would love to have a sweaty Kris10 grinding up against me whispering dirty things in my ear
>>2804535
>siesta and cummies
sounds like a good time to me senor
>>2804268
my worship before going to bed
stay beautiful
>>2804967
>>kek you're so triggered about a girl you never will meet or have sex with or even talk to, its sad and funny at the same time.
>>2805098
he said nothing about being triggered, dumbass
>>2805100
why you triggered tho
>>2804198
You're supposed to post it upside down so its harder to see her face so it looks more like kstew
Who wants me to suck their cock while they look at KStew pics? I'm a boy btw
Consider the following:
- Withing the next 10 years affordable, high-performance VR technology will be available
- You can bet your ass the japs will dating sims / vr girlfriend experience sims
- Somebody is going hack the mainframe and bypass the power converters resulting in:
- Thriving pirate market of illegal clebrity addons for said sims
Less than 10 years and we can all have VR Kris10 sitting next to us at home on the couch.
>>2805402
Affordability is the big hurdle I think. The technology is there right now for some great experiences, but the community just isn't large enough to have a good pool of amateur talent. No one right now is going to bother creating life-like celebrity models just for the enthusiasts, let alone one of Kristen Stewart. We're gonna see the likes of Emma Watson, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry before we get to Kristen. Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll star in a video game like Ellen Page did and we'll get a high quality model built from digital scans of her right there in the game.
>>2805363
only if you're really the sassy effeminate kind of faggit, otherwise fuck off
>>2805407
That seems gayer than a mostly straight bicurious fellow KStew fan sucking you off desu
>>2805418
What interview was this?
>>2805418
nope, faggets actually prefer over muscled over masculine clichés, not faggets like them
Even if she is a lesbian now, maybe she'd only want a man if he was a tough alpha
>>2805483
Nah, Chads aren't her style. But I don't think hipster vegan faggots are either. I think she just wants a normal dude that shares her interests and takes care of his body a little bit.
>>2805440
>The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
She's so fucking exciting here.
>>2805566
When she picks up the magazine with her on the cover and acts surprised is definitely her cutest moment ever for me.
>>2805564
>just wants a normal dude
Not even close. She want's a woman with a cock
>>2805596
Nah, she's not a degenerate.
>>2805572
Here you go anon, I love you.
>>2805601
Did you just make that or did you have it saved? I remember making a webm of it as soon as I saw it.
>>2805603
Just did it, screencaps incoming.
My god I love her so much
>>2805609
Every glimpse of her is a fresh dagger to the heart.
>>2805600
>she's not a degenerate
>dyke
k
>>2805615
>>2805628
>tfw will never smear that lipstick
I wanna give her love bites EVERYWHERE
I have to stop screencaping for a moment I'm smiling like a fucking fag watching her expressions frame by frame and tears are coming because she makes me so in love how can someone has the right to be so wonderful god
>>2803644
Why the fuck are you talking about the song, no one cares
>>2805306
how can she look more like herself?
>>2805638
this
>opens with a clear bellyshot
my ears turned off right then
>>2805636
Wow I'm glad I'm not this far gone
>>2805654
Nothing's gonna change in my life, so I'm gonna reach that point eventually...
>>2805654
>>2805667
You're probably in your early 20s or something, personally I'm oder than Kstew, so well... At your age I still believed something would happen until I hit 30... it didn't, well, only bad shit, so I don't have to pretend anymore and can embrace the complete beta if not worst than I am
>>2805674
I'm very late 20s, but my love for her has never been constant. It comes and goes.
>>2805674
This!
sp yeah she's 26, still at least 4 more years for her to change from what she is right now (kind of a mess, let's face it)... or it will get worst and worst and she'll end up as a bitter ugly feminazi like Rose McGowan, let's pray it doesn't
>>2805674
I am 21. Good to know it could be much worse
>>2805683
How is she a mess?
>>2805692
the trashy hipster dyke bullshit, btw look at that manlet thing on her right, there are the people who are perverting her
>you wake up
>you're not in your lonely single bed
>you don't recognize the room
>you look down
>Kristen is in the bed with you
>hold shit what the fuck is going on
>you're questioning your sanity when you hear something
>without opening her eyes, she says in a cute, slightly gravelly sleepy voice "I'm hungry"
What do you make her?
>>2805708
If she keeps showing off those gorgeous legs/feet/back/arms and grows her hair long brunette, then she'll always look absolutely perfect
>>2805708
Jesus fucking christ, what an awesome look.
Now I understand why you're worshipping her
>>2805708
I want a trashy Kstew gf who beats me up but says she loves me really
>>2805729
Poached egg on wheat toast
Black coffee with sugar
>>2805729
I would hug her, said i love her and then probably died of happiness.
>>2805774
You're sweet
You deserve a Kstew to give your love to.
>>2805779
Unfortunately i'm not.
But still i would worship and love her till the day i'm die.
>>2805786
yeah yeah so you pretend...
And the day some normie semen demon will enslave you you'll forget completly about your goddess
>>2805787
Their magic is not powerful enough to enslave me
>>2805787
Well i hope that won't happen.
>>2805792
Wonderful picture of her as always
>mfw KStew
>>2805821
>hugs you
>refuses to let go
>softly sobs into your chest
>you kiss her forehead
>>2805823
I wish I knew how to quit you.
>>2805483
Garet Hedlund in On The Road seems to be the kind of guy that fits her best. Not that I want that, even clips of that sex scene make me jealous and angry. I'm fine with her going out with girls.
>>2805833
Ew, that guy was a complete tool
The many faces of Eisenberg don't trigger me to see her with. Although that last one was very jewish.
American Ultrastew might be my favourite.
>>2805839
Haven't seen the film, just think that's the kind of look she would like. Not sure what other guys you are talking about.
>>2805845
I was talking about the characters Jesse Eisenberg played in films with her. Adventureland (He's a lovestruck virgin at a shit theme park), American Ultra (He's a stoner loser whose only good thing in life is her) and Cafe Society (He's trying to work in Hollywood and falls in love with his Uncle's assistant). I thought you were talking about personality, not looks.
That guy from On The Road is handsome but the character he plays in that film is a real piece of shit.
>>2805849
Nah, just thinking of looks. For personality she probably likes someone to have the same dry sense of humour as her, but not be too annoyingly cynical.
>>2805859
Well shit.
>>2805859
I'm okay with her being with women
It's sweet and doesn't make me feel like a cuckold
Friendly reminder from the Queen and I not to forget to talk with pics of the Queen, you talk a lot which is fine, Kstewfags squad is comfy, but we don't see Her majesty that much lately.
Thank you.
Here I go into another attempt to disregard any feelings I have for her. I've already deleted my folder long ago, I don't know what more I can do. I see her face enough times and I'm sucked back in. Lets be real for a second, if she even had any reason to care what was best for me for one second, this isn't what she would want for me. Why can't I accept something so painfully obvious?
>>2805961
I'm sweaty anon, care to lick it off?
>>2805961
>wow girl did you hear that? he deleted his Goddess folder?! What do you think Kris10?
>it's ok girls, what can I say? everybody has the right to leave me cruelly and be an asshole...
>>2805967
To the deepest level of hell with you, woman! Begone from my thoughts, vile temptress! Haunt my heart with your veil of perfection no longer, for I must walk a path of my own light. Not yours, ever-fading when I need it most. I have awoken, and I have cast you from my mind like the nightmare you were!
>oh hey Anon, there you are!
>nah I haven't been waiting very long
>Thanks for asking me to go for a walk with you
>It's so pretty this time of year
>My hands are pretty cold though!
>Oh wow Anon you have nice warm hands, that's much better
>>2805978
I just wanna show you something behind that tree Kris10.
>what the hell, did you see that guy?
>did you see what he was up to behind that tree?
>Man there sure are some freaks around...
>I'm glad you're with me though... I feel safer
>Hey, let's just drive instead, I'll get my driver to take us somewhere cosy
>>2805982
*seat goes pomf*
Required viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWkxm21u6Mo
>>2805985
Screencaped and webmed literally some hours ago.
>>2805977
I like to see the effect she has on some of her fans. Wow, boy u do adore her and that is totally understandable. Wish she wasn't lesbian though. Bisex would work just fine.
>I'm genuinely disgusted with you, and I'm just a picture
>>2803114
i was not ready for that closeup
>*steals your copy of Sundance Skippy*
>Hey I'm sorry about earlier
We already hit bump limit
>>2805987
I'll tell you the effect she has, she makes me feel like a piece of shit.
>>2806023
>Anon, cheer up or I'll kick your ass
>I love you all by the way, my good worshippers
>>2805975
>[woo-ing and you go girl intensifies]
I'm sorry about what I said last night Kristen. I didn't mean it.
>>2806269
If you were in a relationship with her I hope you wouldn't say mean things. that's abusive.
>>2806269
Look, I think we can both agree that your relationship with jodie foster is more than just a little out of the ordinary so I felt it was time I finally spoke up.
>>2806296
What's so wrong about Jodie making Kristen cum over and over in mindblowing, blackout, eyes-rolled-back ecstasy using nothing more than her mouth and fingers?
Last night I dreamt that her and St Vincent got married. St Vincent turned her into a hardcore anti-man feminist, and then they both decided it would be funny to hire a male maid for their house. I got the job and they would both constantly hurl abuse at me whenever they walked by as I was cleaning. I think they made me watch them have sex but that parts a bit hazy.
>>2806310
What do they wear around the house
>>2806310
too good to be dreamy true, I'm sure you're inventing
>>2806345
St Vincent was wearing a black tank top and white boyshorts, and Kristen was wearing a white tank top with white panties. They were both barefoot.
>>2806269
are you the heretic who so proudly bragged about his deleted folder?
>>2806359
Your subconscious has impeccable taste
>>2806363
It wasn't really a brag...
>>2806368
Those arms are so delicious and fleshy
I really hope she doesn't go full Hollywood skinny...
>>2806368
>>2806269
I can't believe it. You come here bragging about deleting me, trying to discourage my sweet followers,and I should just excuse you so easily? You should feel so ashamed.
>>2806377
Ashamed? The only time I feel shame is when I'm head over heels obsessing about you. The times I'm not are like a break in the dark clouds.
>>2806396
wow you're so so disrespectful
>>2806418
I'll disrespect every sacred thing in existence if it gets her out of my head.
l want to make love to her dead body
I want the first girl I fell in love with to phone me
>>2806539
Remember when /b/ posted her phone number? Someone put a call up on vocaroo and it was her. I wasn't obsessed with her at the time, the whole thing would have just made me furious if I were, but now I often regret not trying that number and possibly talking to her, no matter how briefly.
>>2806564
The last time I was on /b/ the president was white, lol
I would quite like to explore Kstew's butt with my face
>>2806579
Same. Can't remember exactly when it happened because I have an awful fucking memory. I probably saw it mentioned on /tv/.
new thread
>>2806680
Nah it's comfy in here.
>>2806619
Trust me her asshole got tongued so many times that only an epic rimjob would make her enjoy. Can u tongue her asshole that good?
>>2806682
True, I apologise
>>2806687
like my life depended on it
>>2806687
First I'd give it one big lick to get the whole area a little wet. Then I'd start running my tongue all around the outside, only occasional prodding the tip at the sweet centre. With each prod it would gradually moisten, allowing each tongue thrust to reach further and further. Before long I would be reaching as far as I could go, tasting every spot of her ass I can reach, like a dog with a jar of peanut butter, before she's begging me to put it in her ass.
>>2806704
>Oh Anon, I love how you eat my asshole!
>>2806704
That is a nice way. I wouldn't mind to tongue her asshole even after she shits, would you? As a good worshipper, we gotta please her in all the situations,right? Would clean her up with my tongue...
>>2806725
Hot
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/12/06/sundance-film-festival-2017-short-films-lineup?iid=sr-link1
>>2806757
She made a film about us?
>>2806757
>Come Swim / U.S.A. (Director and screenwriter: Kristen Stewart) — This is a diptych of one man’s day, half impressionist and half realist portraits.
literally wut?
>tfw she'll not even appear in it...
me on the right
She has so many nice photos with Rob
Why couldn't he take her back, absolute fool
>>2806772
>take back a cheater
lmao. why do you think she has to date women now?
>>2806773
She said he was the person she loved most in the world. If he took her back then she would be trying to make it up to him forever. Okay he got cucked and humiliated, but he potentially could have gained an aggressively loyal incredibly loving Kstew who would be terrified at the prospect of hurting him again. Which would you have chosen?
I wonder what it feels like to be her bodyguard. I guess if you're a professional you can't let feelings get in the way and romanticize the situation, but this is Kristen we're talking about... Either way, it must be a great feeling to know that she wants you around to protect her.
>>2806784
You say that but just imagine her pleading with you, tears running down her face, her voice shivering with emotion, grabbing hold of your hand to drag you back to her, telling you over and over that she's so sorry and she loves you
>>2806787
Seriously, there's nothing she could do. All of that would fall on deaf ears, she would be dead to me. Just like she was dead to me for a while after it happened. Now I just enjoy her for her looks, not her dreadful personality.
>>2806784
>That person is literally employed to keep everyone in this thread away from her
kek
>>2806778
> the person she loved most in the world
That's doubtful, if she really loved him so much she wouldn't have cheated him with the first comer.
Anyway cheating is something that a normal person just can't forgive and forget, even if he wants to.
I love her.
>>2807222
I hate that I love her.
>>2807261
You're pathetic.
>>2807296
I know.
Will post AnonStew in every dead thread until she comes back.
>>2807353
you can tell it's not a girl though, disgusting
>>2807354
Beggars can't be choosers.
I'm surprised she isn't more of a nutcase considering she grew up in the film industry in California
A little bit of cheating and some lesbianism is pretty good going
Shame about that ugly tattoo though
>>2807353
pls dont - revolting
when do we have to start a new thread, never understood that shit
>>2807465
When it 404s or we hit the image limit.
>>2807465
300 posts causes auto-sage
BientĂ´t means soon in French (she's with the director of Personal Shoper and that otehr one in the mountains).
That hand will never take care of your little penis...
>>2807488
Any pics of her hand soles?
>>2807489
>>2807493
Oh my goodness...
>>2807495
>>2807481
She so small that if she ran up and hugged me tight around the middle, my dick would poke her hard in the tummy
>>2807497
Looks so fucking soft... I can practically feel it against my dick.
>>2807500
>>2807503
K-kristen can we do it without the glove? I paid a lot of money for this...
I wanna give her a lovebite on her taint
>>2807508
That would definitely be part of my licking her asshole routine. As well as tiny kisses and bites on her cute little ass cheeks.
>>2807507
omg who did you think I am? your gf? I will milk you with these on.
>>2807511
Do you have any lotion at least? They're chaffing.
>>2807516
>>2807531
Now we're talking. Make my dick look like a Jackson Pollock.
>>2807537
Hot
>>2807540
God I fucking love the shape of her lips.
>>2807540
Hey Kstew, y you looking sad?
>I don't want this thread to end but we're gonna 404
Don't worry, we're gonna make a new one soon!
>You fucking better Anon
This thread is getting old anyway, it's like an old tasteless coke.
Whoa, apparently her film "Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk" was shot in a new format of 120 fps in 3D and hasn't released over here yet. I don't know if or where I would be able to see it in that format, but I really don't want to miss out on what could possibly be the most life-like KStew experience I'm ever going to get.
smug
>>2803118
The underboob and im diamonds
>>2807661
I love the little smirk. The way she uses her mouth is so fucking sexy sometimes.
>>2807687
She does, she has a very sexy mouth.
new thread fucking when
>>2807903
Why do we need a new thread? Any true followers are in here.
https://youtu.be/ZfuBl6Axj0Y
>>2807914
nope it seems like it's deserted now, it seems rotten, the Goddess needs a new fresh thread
>>2807918
Oh shit any more info on this? Is it available in 3D?
>>2807918
That stupid tattoo
>>2807918
Kristen falls in love with criminals a lot
>>2807928
That stupid you.
>>2807934
If I wasn't so stupid I would just kill myself
>>2807924
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/12/08/magazine/great-performers-la-noir-photo-essay.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Farts&_r=0
>>2807918
This is like a fucking Ashley J video lmao
I say we start Kristen Stewart religion.